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Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.46,0:00:29.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That day, humanity remembered..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.15,0:00:39.51,Default,,0,0,0,,the dread that was a life under their rule.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.53,0:00:46.13,Default,,0,0,0,,The humiliation of being caged like birds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.82,0:01:06.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone, prepare for battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.04,0:01:07.91,Default,,0,0,0,,We have one target
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.91,0:01:12.44,Default,,0,0,0,,We're going to kill it, even if it's the last thing we do.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.06,0:01:14.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Target spotted.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.75,0:01:21.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Split as we did when we were practicing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.52,0:01:25.07,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll act as decoys
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.07,0:01:27.97,Default,,0,0,0,,All teams, switch to three dimensional maneuver!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.50,0:01:51.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Strike from all directions at once!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.35,0:02:03.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a taste of the power of mankind!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.90,0:04:08.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Mikasa
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.96,0:04:11.13,Default,,0,0,0,,It's about time we head home.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.78,0:04:14.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Where.. is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.04,0:04:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,You were sleeping enough to spout that kind of nonsense upon waking up?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.22,0:04:20.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Well..
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.64,0:04:24.68,Default,,0,0,0,,It feels like I just woke up from a super loonnng dream or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.50,0:04:30.56,Default,,0,0,0,,What was it about, I can't seem to remember..
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.58,0:04:37.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Eren, why are you crying?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.14,0:04:37.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Ehhh??
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.66,0:11:35.06,Default,,0,0,0,,So whatcha think of the new anime season?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.06,0:11:37.06,Default,,0,0,0,,It's shit, isn't it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.06,0:11:41.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, the Oreimo show turned out to be shit as expected.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.76,0:11:46.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh shit what are you doing bro?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.98,0:11:51.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Lemme go, they were insulting my favorite show.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.46,0:11:54.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up faggot you have shit tastes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.86,0:11:58.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You know that my tastes are better than theirs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.96,0:12:07.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Why aren't you telling them that their tastes are shit?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.38,0:12:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Eren, I have something to tell you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.34,0:12:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Your tastes are shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.60,0:12:23.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Ore no imouto is the best anime this season!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.84,0:12:27.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up fagt.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.02,0:12:43.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Tadaima, onii-chawn.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.98,0:12:46.30,Default,,0,0,0,,Okaerinasai uguu.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.70,0:12:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Ah Eren, so I heard you were talking about Oreimo today.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.46,0:12:59.30,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.80,0:13:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Silly kid, everyone knows that Oreimo is the worst anime this season besides Nyaruko.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.54,0:13:10.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't watch those because I have good taste, unlike you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.58,0:13:15.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Well I'm sorry, but tastes are all subjective, and your opinion is just like your opinion.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.48,0:13:21.28,Default,,0,0,0,,I caught Eren watching the new Oreimo this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.78,0:13:28.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Mikasa, how did you find out?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.14,0:13:31.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Eren, I'm disappointed in you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.46,0:13:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know how much you'll destroy yourself in the intellectual otaku community if people find out?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.20,0:13:36.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.76,0:13:37.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Then why?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.90,0:13:38.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Eren
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.58,0:13:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Why did you watch Oreimo when you could've watched Aku no Hana?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.64,0:13:49.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Just because it has cute girls doing cute things doesn't mean it's a bad anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.00,0:13:53.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys just watch pretentious shit every week like Aku no Hana just so you can pretend to be smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.42,0:13:55.22,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.22,0:13:58.50,Default,,0,0,0,,think that you're watching good shows every week
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.50,0:14:01.66,Default,,0,0,0,,But you're just watching rehashed shit dressed up nicely in shitty animation techniques.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.44,0:14:06.48,Default,,0,0,0,,I see..
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.56,0:14:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Maybe we really are just watching shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.36,0:14:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, Eren doesn't know what he's talking about. 
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.54,0:14:17.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Remember, everyones' tastes are subjective.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.90,0:14:21.44,Default,,0,0,0,,You shouldn't let anyone tell you if an anime is good or bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.44,0:14:22.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Eren..
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.68,0:14:28.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Once I get back, let's watch Nyaruko together.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.56,0:14:30.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.76,0:14:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,tl note: itadakimasu means rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.76,0:14:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,itadakimasu
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.92,0:14:39.76,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't be watching Nyaruko.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.48,0:14:43.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Nyaruko is for autistic people.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.32,0:14:45.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Autistic?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.48,0:14:50.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Just because you're a pretentious hipsterfag doesn't mean you have good taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.60,0:14:51.30,Default,,0,0,0,,fuck u
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.96,0:14:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Mikasa, it's your duty to bring him out of the world of shitty anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.12,0:15:01.40,Default,,0,0,0,,It is shamefur dispray to have someone enjoy Oreimo in our anime circle of elite anime watchers.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.96,0:15:03.16,Default,,0,0,0,,lol k
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.68,0:15:08.56,Default,,0,0,0,,Kid so I heard you liked moe
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.56,0:15:11.52,Default,,0,0,0,,This beating you're getting is symbolic for the cyberbullying you'll receieve among us elite anime watchers.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.72,0:15:14.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Like I care about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.60,0:15:16.84,Default,,0,0,0,,My powerlevels are much greater than yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.84,0:15:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,What did you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.32,0:15:21.52,Default,,0,0,0,,Because there's so little hipstershit, you tend to grab onto the newest hipstershit anime being aired every season.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.52,0:15:24.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You say that's the greatest anime ever made, or that it's innovation and "saving the anime industry"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.96,0:15:28.72,Default,,0,0,0,,But that's only because you have such little knowledge of truly great anime like Futakoi Alternative.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.80,0:15:32.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut up you moefag.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.16,0:15:33.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.16,0:15:36.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey look another moefag.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.24,0:15:42.88,Default,,0,0,0,,TL note: this scene is a parody of the Gaijin 4koma meme. ook it up on knowyourmeme.com
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.16,0:15:44.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh shit a girl is with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.54,0:15:47.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Quick! Run away, there are cooties!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.30,0:15:56.06,Default,,0,0,0,,They must've run away because they realized that their tastes are shit compared to mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.06,0:15:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Nah, they ran away because cute girls doing cute things are killing the anime industry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.30,0:16:02.02,Default,,0,0,0,,daijewbu?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.46,0:16:08.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Anime ruins lives.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.10,0:16:10.10,Default,,0,0,0,,Yea, fuck anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.49,0:02:20.86,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Your love has several colors
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.86,0:02:23.53,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Red like the palpitations of an active heart
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.53,0:02:26.22,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Green like the verdant fields of the previous year
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.22,0:02:28.84,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Pink like the shell of the crustaceous carnivorous
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.84,0:02:31.50,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Many a discussion has been had on our relations
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.50,0:02:34.13,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Of this diplomacy I have grown tired
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.13,0:02:36.88,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Once I would like you to grasp me to yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.88,0:02:39.46,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,And engage in kissing so voluptuously
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.46,0:02:41.81,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,So come on let us play
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.81,0:02:44.61,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,With the percussion instruments of love
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.61,0:02:47.28,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Keeping in time with the rhythm of promiscuousness
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.28,0:02:49.94,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,The clock has malfuntioned and boundaries are of lesser importance at this moment
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.94,0:02:52.77,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Your love has a number of colors greater than one
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:55.42,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Yellow like the sun during the late morning period
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.42,0:02:58.08,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Magenta like the Crocus longiflorus of the bernese region
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.08,0:03:00.77,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Brown like the life nurturing that is a mineral rich soil
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.77,0:03:03.36,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Once more negotiations have broken down in an unsatisfactory manner
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.36,0:03:06.01,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Your distance to me is of an unacceptable length
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.01,0:03:08.56,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Once more we must declare our mutual interests
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.56,0:03:12.72,OPstylpe,,0,0,0,,Move together amorously
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.50,0:16:19.30,Default,,0,0,0,,I think Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita was one of the greatest animes made in the last two years.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.30,0:16:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Did you watched it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.65,0:16:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.61,0:16:27.54,Default,,0,0,0,,People thought it was thought provoking, but not deeeeep enough so all the DEEPfags would watch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.54,0:16:33.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Well that's because Jinrui was actually deep, and not just using a shitty artstyle kind of deep.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.04,0:16:35.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You also had to have played visual novels to have grasped the concept.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.20,0:16:38.21,Default,,0,0,0,,Jinrui was the author's impression on the largest mass of communications in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.21,0:16:40.38,Default,,0,0,0,,The internet was represented by the fairies
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.38,0:16:44.33,Default,,0,0,0,,and every episode had a Hegelian chain of actions and reactions due to the speed at which the fairies communicate
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.33,0:16:46.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You're trying to say that the fairies imitate reactions to popular internet culture?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.40,0:16:47.76,Default,,0,0,0,,That makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.76,0:16:48.90,Default,,0,0,0,,uguu
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.46,0:16:55.53,Default,,0,0,0,,If you think about it, the author did write Kana Imouto and Yume Miru Kusuri, he would pull this shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.62,0:16:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,That doesn't mean anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.34,0:16:51.90,Default,,0,0,0,,uguu
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.38,0:16:59.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Well what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.40,0:17:03.09,Default,,0,0,0,,Well it's very likely.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.00,0:17:05.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.77,0:17:13.94,Default,,0,0,0,,If you think about it, every idea initiated by Watashi was taken to the absolute extremes by the fairies
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.94,0:17:17.14,Default,,0,0,0,,but produced nothing except ruin once the fairies decided to counter the initial ideas with new ones
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.09,0:17:24.88,Default,,0,0,0,,It is similar to how generation stereotypes are produced from the previous generation's needs.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.88,0:17:29.05,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like how the radical feminist movement set off a wave of Men's Rights Advocates
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.05,0:17:31.90,Default,,0,0,0,,A constant dialectic between a single entity, humanity.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.34,0:17:19.24,Default,,0,0,0,,meow
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.42,0:17:51.04,Default,,0,0,0,,lol wut
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.04,0:17:52.41,Default,,0,0,0,,An explosion?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.62,0:17:59.85,Default,,0,0,0,,oy vey
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.90,0:18:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Whatcha lookin at bro
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.41,0:18:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,It c-can't be! The wall...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.38,0:18:25.28,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Them!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.80,0:18:32.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Ronald Reagan!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.90,0:18:44.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Note: the wall is symbolic for the Berlin Wall and the giants are symbolic for the Murikans.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.60,0:19:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,The Wall has fallen!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.17,0:19:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,[screams externally]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.41,0:19:42.22,Default,,0,0,0,,No my collection of limited edition Oreimo goods ;_;
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.61,0:19:52.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Shit I can't hold it in.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.26,0:19:59.26,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm about to piss my pants!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.32,0:20:07.29,Default,,0,0,0,,My little house can't be this destroyed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.29,0:20:10.45,Default,,0,0,0,,There still may be a chance that my moe figs are still there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.26,0:20:16.06,Default,,0,0,0,,mommy!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.96,0:20:19.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.69,0:20:25.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Quick! Is my Kirino fig still in good condition?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.06,0:20:46.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Quickly before they step on my figs
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.00,0:20:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,fuck you lol
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.21,0:20:51.02,Default,,0,0,0,,The gigamaidens are going to step on your merch
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.49,0:20:54.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Just run! His figs are shit anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.25,0:20:58.61,Default,,0,0,0,,No muh figs ;_;
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.68,0:21:02.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Bro do you even lift.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.57,0:21:27.62,Default,,0,0,0,,TL note: there's some forced drama happening here, too lazy to translate it since we need to go fast like sonic.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.26,0:21:31.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take the children
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.53,0:21:39.34,Default,,0,0,0,,NOP I'M GOING TO BE FUCKING RETARDED AND BE A WHITE KNIGHT
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.98,0:21:42.41,Default,,0,0,0,,lol ur dum
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.36,0:21:45.97,Default,,0,0,0,,>single dude trying to take down giant
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.97,0:21:49.54,Default,,0,0,0,,>hurrr I'm retarded
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.72,0:21:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,^__^
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.26,0:22:02.26,Default,,0,0,0,,o_o
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.12,0:22:10.13,Default,,0,0,0,,stop touching me onii-chan
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.29,0:22:11.96,Default,,0,0,0,,arigatou
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.25,0:22:21.38,Default,,0,0,0,,Your tastes are still shit!!!!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.44,0:23:27.06,Default,,0,0,0,,That day I rewatched Jinrui wa Suitaishimashita.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.81,0:23:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It was AOTY 2012
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.00,0:23:43.08,Default,,0,0,0,,And Watashi was the best girl last year. 
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.02,0:24:05.96,Default - Copy,,0,0,0,,Did you like the concept of this anime, but got disappointed by it? Were you put off by the lack of cute giant girls making small talk about the weather while ruining the lives of hundreds of humans? Buy Gigamaidens and you won't have this problem! Coming soon for Steam!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.12,0:04:44.12,Default,,0,0,0,,845 years later
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.02,0:04:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.46,0:04:52.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm God, President of the Kingdom of God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.18,0:04:54.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you heard of...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.18,0:04:56.18,Default,,0,0,0,,HATSUNE MIKU!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.18,0:04:57.50,Default,,0,0,0,,TODAY I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.80,0:04:59.82,Default,,0,0,0,,A NEW COLLABORATIVE APP!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.06,0:05:04.60,Default,,0,0,0,,It's so hard now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.58,0:05:07.34,Default,,0,0,0,,We used to be hip.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.34,0:05:09.34,Default,,0,0,0,,They don't care.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.34,0:05:12.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Back... in the days after the crash
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.80,0:05:14.88,Default,,0,0,0,,We were the only ones tweeting about them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.26,0:05:16.32,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.32,0:05:18.32,Default,,0,0,0,,that they were as supportive of bitcoin as we were.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.32,0:05:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh look, it's the old money.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.32,0:05:22.32,Default,,0,0,0,,*whoosh*
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.32,0:05:24.32,Default,,0,0,0,,tl note: in Japan roses are a symbol of symbolism
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.80,0:05:26.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Sneaking in any more bitcoins today?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.06,0:05:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Haw?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.02,0:05:29.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Bitcoins aren't even a physical currency!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.26,0:05:31.30,Default,,0,0,0,,You feds can't catch...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.58,0:05:32.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Meh heh heh heh
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.80,0:05:34.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Ron Paul 2016, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.68,0:05:36.80,Default,,0,0,0,,He's not all that old...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.42,0:05:38.80,Default,,0,0,0,,So how are you liking your pretend money?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.32,0:05:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,it's not really...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.80,0:05:41.56,Default,,0,0,0,,pretend?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.96,0:05:42.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.36,0:05:44.36,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a real PONZI SCHEME!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.74,0:05:46.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Bitcoin crashed in 2011
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.36,0:05:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So it's going to again.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.00,0:05:49.30,Default,,0,0,0,,It's a historical fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.96,0:05:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Your puny pretend money can never hope to stand up
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.68,0:05:55.28,Default,,0,0,0,,to the might and power of the US Dollar.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.92,0:05:59.06,Default,,0,0,0,,My mining rig worked hard for those blocks!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.76,0:06:00.02,Default,,0,0,0,,buh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.94,0:06:02.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You mine for pretend money?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.30,0:06:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,It's not pretend!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.98,0:06:06.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It's the world's first pseudonymous virtual cryptocurrency!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.78,0:06:08.96,Default,,0,0,0,,I cut a fish!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.26,0:06:10.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Look Honey!  Clean in two!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.76,0:06:11.76,Default,,0,0,0,,My head hurts...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.12,0:06:12.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Be reasonable here...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.96,0:06:14.96,Default,,0,0,0,,They're only good for cp and weed...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.96,0:06:16.96,Default,,0,0,0,,*wheeze* FA FA FA FA 
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.96,0:06:18.96,Default,,0,0,0,,You really think fiat money can have real value?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.70,0:06:21.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Von Mises debunked bitcoin in the 40s, kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.10,0:06:23.40,Default,,0,0,0,,You gotta read up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.00,0:06:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.40,0:06:27.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Ron Paul didn't even accept bitcoin last year.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.12,0:06:28.98,Default,,0,0,0,,THAT WASN'T-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.38,0:06:31.84,Default,,0,0,0,,That was just because he didn't want to get in trouble with the FEC!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.10,0:06:33.22,Default,,0,0,0,,He likes bitcoin, I'm certain!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.94,0:06:35.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, it can't hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.44,0:06:37.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Not to say it isn't true...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.66,0:06:41.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Allowing bitcoin into our market would allow for easy and pseudonymous transactions... 
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.40,0:06:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,And we'd all get rich as the price rockets...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.88,0:06:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,But collecting taxes would be impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.32,0:06:51.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Without taxes we couldn't afford police.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.14,0:06:55.20,Default,,0,0,0,,And without police we couldn't collect taxes.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.98,0:07:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Without taxes we couldn't afford our 2 million meter anti-bitcoin wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.52,0:07:01.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Fart
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.62,0:07:05.32,Default,,0,0,0,,So you're not just going to allow civilization to collapse into anarchy?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.04,0:07:06.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Neigh Nop
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.22,0:07:09.02,Default,,0,0,0,,FUCK OFF FEDDIE
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.64,0:07:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD I'VE BEEN TWEETING AGAINST YOU?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.22,0:07:13.60,Default,,0,0,0,,CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE DAMNIT
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.92,0:07:15.60,Default,,0,0,0,,*wheeze* I'm actually 1/64 Cherokee
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.28,0:07:18.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And you know with no police
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.98,0:07:20.76,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd have private defense agencies
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.76,0:07:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,They'd fight each other when there were disagreements
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.28,0:07:25.52,Default,,0,0,0,,And they'd have to build giant walls for defense
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.52,0:07:27.34,Default,,0,0,0,,It'd be a huge waste
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.86,0:07:29.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I think that makes checkmate
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.78,0:07:31.78,Default,,0,0,0,,*crunkle*
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.76,0:07:33.78,Default,,0,0,0,,testicles
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.52,0:07:36.18,Default,,0,0,0,,I know you feds don't think...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.06,0:07:39.12,Default,,0,0,0,,that a bunch of ex-wow clans can bring you down
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.12,0:07:40.60,Default,,0,0,0,,butt
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.08,0:07:42.18,Default,,0,0,0,,That will just make it sweeter
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.16,0:07:45.64,Default,,0,0,0,,When I trample your aorta underfoot...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.46,0:07:46.68,Default,,0,0,0,,fuh
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.00,0:07:49.12,Default,,0,0,0,,TEHHHHHHH FA FA FA FA FA FA FA
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.12,0:07:51.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We can see your wallet on blockchain you faggot
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.80,0:07:54.06,Default,,0,0,0,,You don't even have enough BTC to suck my dick
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.06,0:07:54.74,Default,,0,0,0,,pantsu
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.92,0:07:56.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Buwuhhhhhhhh
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.70,0:07:59.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Ahoy...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.56,0:08:00.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Banana Truffles
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.04,0:08:01.26,Default,,0,0,0,,Hemp.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.96,0:08:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,See you at bit-con buttfang!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.52,0:08:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,If he had enough bitcoins...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.38,0:08:08.28,Default,,0,0,0,,He could have bought usb drives to sneak in more bitcoins...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.84,0:08:10.28,Default,,0,0,0,,tweet tweet
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.66,0:08:10.94,Default,,0,0,0,,twooty twooty
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.60,0:08:12.94,Default,,0,0,0,,chirpchirpchirpchirp
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.76,0:08:18.28,Default,,0,0,0,,heading
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.02,0:08:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,We need to have a serious talk about you and bitcoins
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.98,0:08:22.56,Default,,0,0,0,,what now
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.96,0:08:24.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Did I come across as a bitch in the last Peter Schiff vid?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.66,0:08:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I found CASH in your paypal account...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.86,0:08:28.58,Default,,0,0,0,,*dingle dingle*
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.80,0:08:29.76,Default,,0,0,0,,*dongle don- OH FUCK IT'S ADRIA RUN
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.14,0:08:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,tl note: commie subs will henceforth use the gender-neutral *xinge xonge* to onomatopoeize bells
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.02,0:08:36.88,Default,,0,0,0,,That must mean the con's starting!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.42,0:08:38.76,Default,,0,0,0,,All the shounen manga I've ever dreamed of...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.24,0:08:40.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go, Mii ka-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.26,0:08:41.52,Default,,0,0,0,,THEY MIGHT HAVE VALVRAVE
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.98,0:08:42.34,Default,,0,0,0,,butt
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.12,0:08:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,*slideshow noise*
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.48,0:08:56.80,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy these people sure are GIGANTIC xD
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.26,0:09:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,tl note: Commie Subs thanks Shingeki no Kyojin: Attack on Titties for the reduced workload due to slideshows
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.80,0:09:30.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Has anyone noticed that something bad happens when the horses show up?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.86,0:09:34.14,Default,,0,0,0,,It's high time humanity cut ties with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.58,0:09:36.64,Default,,0,0,0,,moses sue! moses sue!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.60,0:09:41.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Moses, I am the God of your fathers
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.34,0:09:43.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Of Abraham and Isaac
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.94,0:09:46.34,Default,,0,0,0,,Moses has already heard of Hatsune Miku.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.22,0:09:47.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Give it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.20,0:10:15.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Collaborative apps...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.70,0:10:17.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Require collaboration.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.04,0:10:35.56,Default,,0,0,0,,But the challenge...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.56,0:10:37.56,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought the challenge had been met...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.04,0:10:42.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Based on Miku's image...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.30,0:10:45.44,Default,,0,0,0,,THE APP WAS SUPPOSED TO CHANGE ITS APPEARANCE!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.54,0:10:48.32,Default,,0,0,0,,AM I VERY CUTE, JUST LIKE MIKU UGUU?!?!!?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.14,0:10:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Tall Mocha!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.18,0:11:01.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Hee-yah!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.42,0:11:03.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to have a sense of history
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.50,0:11:05.18,Default,,0,0,0,,By watching...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.96,0:11:06.58,Default,,0,0,0,,historical anime...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.28,0:11:07.94,Default,,0,0,0,,historical anime...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.44,0:11:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,fart
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.06,0:11:14.42,Default,,0,0,0,,HISTORICAL ANIME LIKE SCHOOL RUMBLE
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.58,0:11:17.64,Default,,0,0,0,,AS AN HISTORIAN I KNOW SO MUCH
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.14,0:11:20.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I KNOW WHAT WORLD WAR 2 IS
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.10,0:11:22.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I KNOW WHAT THE CIVIL WAR IS
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.14,0:11:25.00,Default,,0,0,0,,SO WHY DON'T I KNOW
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.24,0:11:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,OF HATSUNE MIKU!?!?!