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Comment: 0,0:02:28.83,0:02:31.83,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{TS}{missing sign}You're Being Summoned, Azazel Z{or the Japanese equivalent}
Comment: 0,0:11:57.73,0:11:59.86,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{TS}You're Being Summoned, Azazel Z{or the Japanese equivalent}

Dialogue: 1,0:00:07.57,0:00:12.32,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}The tyrant's arrogance is forgotten, buried by routine
Dialogue: 1,0:00:12.32,0:00:14.61,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Learn from their rampaging envy
Dialogue: 1,0:00:14.61,0:00:19.04,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}and lead them to despair when the revolution comes
Dialogue: 1,0:00:19.49,0:00:26.29,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Fill the glass that cries for blood with depravity
Dialogue: 1,0:00:26.50,0:00:30.42,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Call forth the legions of destruction
Dialogue: 1,0:00:31.59,0:00:34.01,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Fumble! Rumble! Revival!
Dialogue: 1,0:00:34.01,0:00:36.22,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Jump in the magic circle to answer the call
Dialogue: 1,0:00:36.43,0:00:38.68,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}I can't do a thing about this rampage
Dialogue: 1,0:00:38.68,0:00:41.52,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}I'll lose by a hair and take the blow
Dialogue: 1,0:00:41.52,0:00:43.56,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}My sixth sense never stops
Dialogue: 1,0:00:43.56,0:00:45.73,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Say "Hello World" with a big, crazy smile
Dialogue: 1,0:00:46.02,0:00:50.27,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}The fancy, cute little fairies gather here
Dialogue: 1,0:00:50.27,0:00:55.66,Azazel OP,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}But that's not quite right either
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.57,0:00:12.32,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}The tyrant's arrogance is forgotten, buried by routine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.32,0:00:14.61,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Learn from their rampaging envy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.61,0:00:19.04,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}and lead them to despair when the revolution comes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.49,0:00:26.29,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Fill the glass that cries for blood with depravity
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.50,0:00:30.42,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Call forth the legions of destruction
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.59,0:00:34.01,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Fumble! Rumble! Revival!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.01,0:00:36.22,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Jump in the magic circle to answer the call
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.43,0:00:38.68,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}I can't do a thing about this rampage
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.68,0:00:41.52,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}I'll lose by a hair and take the blow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.52,0:00:43.56,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}My sixth sense never stops
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.56,0:00:45.73,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}Say "Hello World" with a big, crazy smile
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.02,0:00:50.27,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}The fancy, cute little fairies gather here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.27,0:00:55.66,Azazel OP Under,,0,0,0,,{\fad(100,200)}But that's not quite right either
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.98,0:01:03.91,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,These are the Ryuujin Lake hot springs in northern Kanto.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.50,0:01:08.44,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's a popular hot springs town with great water and lots of greenery.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.08,0:01:13.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I won a coupon for a few nights at one of the local inns,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.10,0:01:14.46,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,so I came here on a trip by myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.50,0:01:12.34,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{az}{\an8}A hot springs alone? Crap, this makes me cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.34,0:01:14.47,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{az}{\an8}You've just got no friends, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.47,0:01:17.34,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{az}{\an8}You're lucky I'm here to be your soul mate!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.05,0:01:18.89,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,But back then I had no idea what was waiting for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.88,0:01:27.30,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I didn't think such a tragedy could strike here at Ryuujin Lake.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.05,0:01:18.89,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\c&H5C5F60&\fnArtificeSSK\frz90\fs16\pos(368,410)}Edogawa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.05,0:01:18.89,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\c&H504B43&\fnArtificeSSK\frz90\fs16\pos(892,410)}Edogawa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.89,0:01:24.18,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(50,0)\c&HA7A4A5&\fnArtificeSSK\frz90\fs16\pos(368,410)}Edogawa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.89,0:01:22.18,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(50,0)\c&HB2BAC4&\fnArtificeSSK\frz90\fs16\pos(892,410)}Edogawa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.06,0:01:29.23,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fad(2200,0)\fnBroadway BT\c&H000000&\fs80\pos(640,5)\blur1.5}Murder at Ryuujin Lake\N (Part 1)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.03,0:01:32.98,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I feel like I've been reborn!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.98,0:01:36.70,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs60\bord12\pos(129,502)}Summoner\N{\fs80}Sakuma Rinko
Dialogue: 1,0:01:32.98,0:01:35.39,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,This is the first time I've traveled by myself,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.39,0:01:36.70,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,but I'm glad I came.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.70,0:01:40.41,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs60\bord12\clip(105,488,510,649)\pos(135.047,491.6)}Demon\N{\fs100\ybord5\xbord150}Azazel
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.70,0:01:40.41,Sign,,0,0,0,,{\fs15\an7\c&H889977&\blur.5\fnaugie\pos(880.311,154.356)}Just now, 2 loaves!\N\N Unbelievable!                       yen
Dialogue: 1,0:01:37.21,0:01:40.41,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It'd be even better if I didn't have a stowaway with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.70,0:01:40.41,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Just now, they cost only 800 yen!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.79,0:01:46.72,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,That's the god Ryuujin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.50,0:01:50.46,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs60\bord12\clip(105,488,527,650)\pos(123.667,502)}OL (with giant tits)\N{\fs80}Hanasaki Mayu
Dialogue: 1,0:01:48.20,0:01:49.46,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The god Ryuujin?
Dialogue: 1,0:01:49.46,0:01:54.92,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Yeah. There's a very old local legend about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.44,0:01:59.03,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The villagers all worship the god Ryuujin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.03,0:02:01.14,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Oh, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.14,0:02:03.55,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Are you traveling alone?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.55,0:02:08.00,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,No, I'm here on a trip organized by my company.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:11.62,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,But it's a small company, so I'm a bit tired of being surrounded just by old men.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.62,0:02:14.07,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I'm the only girl, so let's get along!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.07,0:02:15.94,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Of course!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.82,0:02:19.07,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Hey, what are you doing there?
Dialogue: 1,0:02:19.96,0:02:22.71,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Updating my blog.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.07,0:02:23.03,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs50\bord22\clip(92,482,528,648)\pos(98.334,503.333)}Blogger (with giant areolae)\N{\fs70}Kobayashi Yoshiko
Dialogue: 1,0:02:22.71,0:02:23.40,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Your blog?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.40,0:02:24.86,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,You just took a picture!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.86,0:02:25.96,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Give it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.96,0:02:28.83,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Uploading nao{aws: as we speak}.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.45,0:02:28.83,Overlap,,0,0,0,,Give it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.83,0:02:31.00,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.83,0:02:34.71,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFCFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs50\bord22\pos(778.333,512.666)\clip(764,492,1196,658)}Hanasaki's senior\N{\fs65}Nishimura Kensaku
Dialogue: 1,0:02:33.05,0:02:34.71,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,That must be Kobayashi Yoshiko.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.71,0:02:37.05,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Do you know her, Nishimura?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.05,0:02:39.38,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,She's a famous blogger on the net.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.19,0:02:42.55,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,She never lets go of her myPhone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.55,0:02:46.99,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Updating her blog with every single thing that happens to her is her purpose in life.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.99,0:02:50.27,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,When she's focused on that, she has no concern for the privacy of others.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.27,0:02:52.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,How come no one's sued her yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.93,0:02:54.73,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Look. Speak of the devil.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.23,0:02:56.48,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Halt!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.48,0:02:59.45,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Stop updating your blog in the hot springs!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.45,0:03:01.70,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Can't you see you're disturbing others?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.70,0:03:04.52,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Some fag's raging at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.52,0:03:07.87,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,And this isn't a blog. It's Twitter. Just saiyan.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.38,0:03:09.54,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Give that to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.50,0:03:11.25,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.69,0:03:13.74,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Break! Break!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.74,0:03:16.47,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I did it for you. Be grateful.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.47,0:03:17.92,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.09,0:03:23.36,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,You just crossed the line.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.36,0:03:25.81,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I-I'm gonna kill you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.73,0:03:27.65,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.72,0:03:30.20,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Reflect on your actions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.49,0:03:33.94,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,This looks wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.35,0:03:36.70,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The Ryuujin festival happens at this time of year.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.70,0:03:38.65,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The people thank Ryuujin for the good harvest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.65,0:03:42.61,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFAFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs60\bord22\pos(818.333,489.999)\clip(800,480,1214,646)}Section Chief\N{\fs90}Noro Sanpei
Dialogue: 1,0:03:38.65,0:03:42.61,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's customary to provide guests with luxurious feasts as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.61,0:03:46.05,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Then we came here at a lucky time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.05,0:03:47.58,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,We really did.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.58,0:03:50.35,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,But is this really okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.35,0:03:53.82,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I'm barging in on your company trip, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.82,0:03:56.74,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's okay! The more the merrier!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.74,0:03:57.86,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Right, Section Chief?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.86,0:03:59.25,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Indeed, Mayu.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.86,0:04:02.31,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Sakuma, be care-careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.31,0:04:03.30,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Care-careful?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.31,0:04:07.18,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Noro's quite a skirt chaser.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.61,0:04:09.89,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Really impressive at his age.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.89,0:04:13.16,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Don't say things like that, Nishimura!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.16,0:04:14.40,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.40,0:04:16.02,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Let's just enjoy our time, Mayu!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.02,0:04:21.32,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,But aren't there too few guests for a festival?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.32,0:04:23.11,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs60\bord22\clip(80,494,510,660)\pos(98.334,507.333)}Inspector\N{\fs80}Hashiba Souji
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.11,0:04:24.95,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFAFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs50\bord22\clip(761,488,1194,660)\pos(765,512.666)}Wanted atrocious criminal\N{\fs72}Katsura Masakazu
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.95,0:04:27.07,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFAFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs80\bord80\clip(828,565,1196,659)\pos(919.666,572.665)}Nagisa
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.95,0:04:27.07,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFAFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs80\bord30\clip(117,566,477,660)\pos(156.999,576.664)}Funakoshi
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.07,0:04:27.66,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFAFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs55\bord82\clip(789,488,1217,657)\pos(802.333,512.666)}Young comedy duo\N{\fs80}Hajime
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.66,0:04:28.41,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs55\bord82\pos(114.334,519.333)\clip(92,494,525,664)}Young comedy duo\N{\fs80}Shin'ichi
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.41,0:04:32.12,Sign2,,0,0,0,,{\c&H000000&\3c&HFAFDFC&\be1\an7\fnArno Pro Smbd SmText\b1\fs55\bord22\clip(761,488,1183,652)\pos(763.667,507.333)}Edogawa Inn Mistress\N{\fs80}Edogawa Ranko
Dialogue: 1,0:04:28.41,0:04:32.12,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Because you have finished your dinners already,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.12,0:04:38.05,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,allow the local youth association to perform the traditional Ryuujin dance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.47,0:04:52.23,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Once upon a time, a famine struck this village.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.23,0:04:56.19,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The crops would not grow, the ground dried up, and many children died.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.19,0:05:00.44,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Then the villagers decided to ask the god Ryuujin to help.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.44,0:05:04.16,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,In exchange for the rain, they decided to offer Ryuujin...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.16,0:05:08.03,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,the lives of the villagers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.43,0:05:12.29,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,They say the villagers kept making sacrifices to the lake until it rained.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.29,0:05:16.50,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The lake had turned red with their blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.50,0:05:21.29,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Why would you sacrifice people to that whatnot? Are you nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.29,0:05:23.57,Thoughts,,0,0,0,,I mustn't laugh. I'll get cursed.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.57,0:05:27.56,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Now they say that if someone laughs at or makes fun of the Ryuujin legend,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.56,0:05:31.30,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,they will suffer unbelievable misfortune, so please be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.30,0:05:32.14,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,You've gotta be shittin' me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.28,0:05:42.69,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Don't come off the stage!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.62,0:05:47.04,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,No way! I can't do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.04,0:05:48.54,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,How could I not laugh at this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.08,0:05:56.00,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,That's not fair, Mistress!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.00,0:05:57.75,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Enough of this!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.75,0:06:00.34,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The Ryuujin legend is just a story.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.34,0:06:03.63,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Stop frightening people with stupid lies!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.63,0:06:04.97,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.97,0:06:06.72,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,And can that song already!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.20,0:06:09.47,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,How can you say something so dreadful?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.47,0:06:12.68,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It will be your fault if Ryuujin's curse strikes you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.68,0:06:15.17,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Bring it on then!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.17,0:06:17.43,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Threats don't scare me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.17,0:06:24.07,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The wind has gotten stronger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.26,0:06:27.86,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The curse of Ryuujin?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.35,0:06:29.86,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Foolish.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.74,0:06:34.29,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,That night I had a dream.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.29,0:06:38.16,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Help me! Help me, Sakuma!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.16,0:06:40.52,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Ryuujin! Ryuujin!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.58,0:06:46.38,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Did you hear some shouting?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.74,0:06:50.05,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.05,0:06:53.80,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Nishimura! Nishimura, wake up!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.80,0:06:55.01,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Nishimura!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.01,0:06:58.87,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Nishimura was found in a dreadful state.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.92,0:07:07.32,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Indeed, he looked like a sacrifice floating in the red Ryuujin Lake.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.61,0:07:08.24,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Isn't this a gag anime? Why did someone just die?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.24,0:07:12.70,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The curse! Ryuujin will keep killing until its anger is assuaged!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.30,0:07:15.03,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Don't make me laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.51,0:07:19.00,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The culprit just used the Ryuujin legend to hide that this is clearly...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.00,0:07:20.66,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,a murder!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.66,0:07:22.12,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.77,0:07:25.09,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,And the culprit who killed Nishimura,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.46,0:07:29.11,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,"the angry Ryuujin," is definitely among us!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.11,0:07:30.44,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,We can't get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.44,0:07:31.55,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Mistress, we can't get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.55,0:07:33.11,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,What's wrong, Yosaku?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.11,0:07:34.76,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,This is horrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.76,0:07:39.35,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The storm caused a landslide, and the road to the village is blocked!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.35,0:07:40.52,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Are you serious?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.52,0:07:44.36,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,So the police can't get here until the road is cleared?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.36,0:07:45.62,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.62,0:07:49.29,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Now we're locked in with a murderer?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.53,0:07:52.66,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Did you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.66,0:07:59.83,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Once you taste blood, you can't stop. You can't forget the pleasure!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.83,0:08:04.33,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,He's gonna kill again! He smells just like me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.71,0:08:07.80,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Don't worry. I'm Hashima from the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.69,0:08:11.30,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I'll listen to all your alibis now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.72,0:08:15.09,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I'm glad. We're lucky that a policeman happened to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.09,0:08:17.08,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Phew, now I'm a bit relieved.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.08,0:08:18.26,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Let me make this clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.08,0:08:21.97,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Because of my profession, I trust no one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.97,0:08:24.18,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I doubt everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.18,0:08:29.44,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Until we find out who's the raging Ryuujin, you are all suspects!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.44,0:08:32.36,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,He's a wolf. He's got the eyes of a wolf!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.36,0:08:35.46,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Once he's let loose, the prey can't escape!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.46,0:08:38.62,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's just a matter of time until he solves this case!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.62,0:08:41.08,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I was f*pping to a porn channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.08,0:08:42.91,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I was taking a dump.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.91,0:08:43.87,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.87,0:08:46.25,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,You there, what were you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.25,0:08:50.17,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Well, uh, I was nicking Pi-chew from the shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.17,0:08:50.96,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The hell is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.96,0:08:55.44,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Just earlier you were giving off this "Hehe, I'm the raging Ryuujin" aura and everything!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.06,0:09:00.25,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I had no idea there'd be an inspector here. I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.25,0:09:01.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Give me a break!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.10,0:09:02.73,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's the curse!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.73,0:09:04.31,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's just as the legend says!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.31,0:09:05.23,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,We're all done for!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.23,0:09:09.18,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The terrible shoplifting will continue until all the Pi-chew is gone from the village!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.18,0:09:11.98,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Were you even listening? It's him.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.94,0:09:16.08,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Tell me! What flavor were the candies you stole?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.08,0:09:18.82,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,G-Green and blue!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.82,0:09:21.49,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,You didn't eat all of them just yet, I hope!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.49,0:09:22.41,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Tell me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.41,0:09:24.38,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Don't worry! Half of them are still left!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.38,0:09:27.12,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Who cares about shoplifting?! Focus on the murder!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.12,0:09:32.96,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Um, Inspector, could you put the Pi-chew aside and ask the others about their alibis?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.96,0:09:37.30,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,No! While this may seem unrelated to the murder,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.30,0:09:39.22,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,the path to the correct answer will open up suddenly!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.22,0:09:43.02,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Just watch! I won't let my prey get away!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.02,0:09:45.48,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's those wolf eyes! The wolf eyes!{he says it in english once}
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.92,0:09:49.02,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Hashima's interrogation was severe.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.06,0:09:54.40,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,How fast can one eat a Pi-chew pack of twelve pieces?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.40,0:09:58.61,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,What tastes would he like to see next on the market?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.24,0:10:04.08,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,"Sometimes I feel like cheating with Puccho, but Pi-chew is really the best, huh?" and so on.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.08,0:10:06.25,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,They discussed the topic of Pi-chew.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.25,0:10:08.33,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The fuck are you talking about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.33,0:10:12.93,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I won't let my prey get away.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.93,0:10:15.30,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,The Pi-chew is your prey?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.30,0:10:19.97,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Um, actually I've seen someone suspicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.97,0:10:20.97,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.97,0:10:22.22,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.22,0:10:24.06,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Well done, Shin'ichi!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.06,0:10:28.79,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,I knew I'd seen those guys somewhere before. They're comedians.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.34,0:10:31.06,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Then tell me the details.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.46,0:10:36.58,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,We're the duo called Hajime'n'Shin'ichi. We're standup comedy detectives!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.58,0:10:39.82,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,If you don't know us, just remember the name for now.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.82,0:10:45.48,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Well, you see, 'cause of our style, just a little while ago we did a murder case like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.48,0:10:48.63,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It ends with, "Hey, you did it, didn't you?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.63,0:10:50.13,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Well, we did it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.13,0:10:51.58,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,We didn't! We didn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.95,0:10:56.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,So I thought we should do our best to help find the culprit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.10,0:10:58.34,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Hajime, Hajime. I told you I saw someone suspicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.34,0:11:02.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Then tell the Inspector what you know about the culprit!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.10,0:11:03.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Okay, leave it to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.10,0:11:04.10,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Short and simple!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.10,0:11:07.20,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,He had this horsetail-like thing on his head.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.20,0:11:08.88,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,A horsetail! A horsetail!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.88,0:11:11.67,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,And he had these triangles of fried kelp above his eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.67,0:11:13.57,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Fried kelp? No way there's someone like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.57,0:11:16.35,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,There is. He's talking right here, isn't he, Inspector?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.35,0:11:17.94,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Hey, that's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.94,0:11:20.27,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Arrest him already, Inspector!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.27,0:11:24.24,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Look at your bloody knife! You're the real culprit, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.24,0:11:26.43,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,This is so bad it hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.43,0:11:29.25,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,They're the kinda comedians you see performing at some tiny theater in Namba.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.25,0:11:31.33,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Who told you to do your retarded act?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.33,0:11:33.71,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Someone died, you nitwits!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.71,0:11:34.63,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Oh, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.63,0:11:36.59,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Stop chewing on Pi-chew already!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.59,0:11:37.34,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's the curse!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.34,0:11:39.13,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,It's not a curse!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.13,0:11:39.13,Overlap,,0,0,0,,Calm down, Saku...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.13,0:11:41.84,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Listen! This is a murder case!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.84,0:11:43.17,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Help won't come!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.17,0:11:46.31,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}We're locked up in this hot springs inn!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.49,0:11:49.23,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Now that I think about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.23,0:11:50.98,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}I've got an idea who the culprit might be.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.22,0:11:55.77,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,{\an8}It's her! She did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.31,0:12:03.64,Azazel main,,0,0,0,,Next time: Murder at Ryuujin Lake (Part 2).
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.86,0:12:04.86,Title,,0,0,0,,{\an5\bord100\fs80\fnCalligraph421 BT\b1\3c&H000000&\pos(640,360)\clip(112,238,1173,499)}Next time:\N 「Murder at Ryuujin Lake (Part 2)」