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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.69,0:00:10.65,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,What's... going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.07,0:00:13.99,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome!  The regular plan, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.61,0:00:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the result of our renovation?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.99,0:00:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently there's a manga event going on nearby.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.99,0:00:17.03,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, okay.  Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.74,0:00:20.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please enjoy your stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.37,0:00:21.91,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Next please!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:22.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.00,0:00:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those perfect, shapely boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.71,0:00:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those eyes glittering with highlights!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.54,0:00:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sleek hair fluttering as smoothly as though\Nit were drawn in 24 unique frames per second! {23.976}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.42,0:00:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And those deformed body proportions!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.26,0:00:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So there really {\i1}are{\i0} humans who look like anime heroines...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.39,0:00:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She's actually from a race of\Nfighters in a battle manga, though... {\i0}{NEW JOJO?!}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.47,0:00:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're all adults, but they have anime bags and costumes...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.52,0:00:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it some sort of punishment?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.77,0:00:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can... kind of understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.45,0:00:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All people are born alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.53,0:01:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From there, they go through countless\Nmeetings and partings, as they gain experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.95,0:01:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes they encounter setbacks and must\Nconsole each other, as they travel between 2D and 3D.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.33,0:01:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they can find something along the way that keeps them going...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.96,0:01:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think that's a wonderful thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.38,0:01:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sure...  Sorry, I guess...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.51,0:01:18.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't mean to step on a mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.43,0:01:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.68,0:01:20.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Squeak!  Squeak!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.72,0:01:21.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:25.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's fine.  Please enjoy your stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.31,0:01:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's totally an "uke"!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.60,0:01:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I totally agree!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.56,0:01:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I don't get it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.36,0:01:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I don't get it, but I'm pretty sure I don't like it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.78,0:01:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I have this theory that guys with\Nglasses are usually "seme", though.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.78,0:01:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I hear you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.91,0:01:43.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}I just don't get it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.41,0:01:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boing!  Boing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.91,0:01:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.75,0:01:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next customer, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.29,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}He came this close without giving off any bloodlust?!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, is that weapon...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.67,0:01:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is a homemade{\fscx300}-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.51,0:01:58.84,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Your own personal sword that you forged yourself?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.84,0:01:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't defeat me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.97,0:02:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?  What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.43,0:02:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although you {\i1}are{\i0} cute...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.31,0:02:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw all these guys with weapons, so I came to check it out,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.35,0:02:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but they're all just for show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:13.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That voice...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.90,0:02:15.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Billy-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.82,0:02:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're the only one here who's the real thing, little miss?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.62,0:02:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Billy-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.49,0:02:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just what I was hoping for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.08,0:02:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san!  Work comes first!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.67,0:02:37.05,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,150)\fad(1600,0)\blur0.7}Next Time
Dialogue: 1,0:02:29.67,0:02:37.05,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,150)\fad(1600,0)\blur1\bord0}Next Time
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.67,0:02:37.05,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,520)\fad(1600,0)\blur0.7}"The Day the Storms Arise"
Dialogue: 1,0:02:29.67,0:02:37.05,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,520)\fad(1600,0)\blur1\bord0}"The Day the Storms Arise"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.70,0:02:34.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san, that's not a croquette.  What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.67,0:02:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A secret gunpowder formula?  Crap, I'm in trouble!
Dialogue: 1,0:02:36.00,0:02:44.43,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8\fad(400,0)\blur0.6}oheya no kagi atashi kanari kiai komete motteru n da yo
Dialogue: 1,0:02:36.00,0:02:44.43,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an2\fad(400,0)\blur0.6}I carry the room key and a decent amount of energy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.43,0:02:48.27,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8\blur0.6}kono yoru oai de suru no wa
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.43,0:02:48.27,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an2\blur0.6}Tonight, I'll do it with love.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:52.15,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8\fad(0,800)\blur0.6}we are sparrow's gate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:52.15,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an2\fad(0,800)\blur0.6}We are Sparrow's Gate.