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Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.75,0:00:09.93,Eng,,0,0,0,,Charady's dreams start to expand when it's bath time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.75,0:00:09.93,Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\pos(326,391)}BATH TIME no mi de CHARADY no yume ga fukuramu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:12.57,Eng,,0,0,0,,Nervously, excitedly, messy, fizzy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.95,0:00:12.57,Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\pos(326,391)}Bikubiku wakuwaku gushagusha shuwa shuwa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:21.25,TitlePink,{00,0,0,0,,{\c&HFAEAFF&\2c&H390045&\bord1\fad(1600,1600)\fs44\pos(321.801,364.8)}Today's joke is:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:21.25,Title,{00,0,0,0,,{\c&HFAEAFF&\2c&H390045&\fad(1600,1600)\bord1\pos(309.193,396)}Episode{\fn\bord2}  54/365
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.24,0:00:21.25,Title,{00,0,0,0,,{\c&HFAEAFF&\fs46\fscy150\bord2\3c&H151731&\fad(1600,1600)\pos(361.426,455.2)}Crime and Punishment
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.35,0:00:19.07,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,{\pos(318,477)}However, this is, without a doubt, a solid investment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.07,0:00:23.63,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,{\pos(318,477)}Words like "solid" don't hold much weight anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.61,0:00:28.13,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.14,0:00:31.04,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Please accept my sincerest apologies.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.04,0:00:33.18,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,I know I shouldn't get emotional \Nwhile conducting business,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.18,0:00:35.86,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,but you're the spitting image of my late grandmother.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.86,0:00:39.64,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,My grandmother was always looking after me, so my memories of her have come flooding back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.53,0:00:42.25,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.49,0:00:44.96,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.96,0:00:47.57,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,You look just like my grandson.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.57,0:00:50.60,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,But he hasn't shown his face \Naround here in such a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.04,0:00:54.46,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,I don't want any harm to come to you or your money!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.46,0:00:55.95,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Please believe me when I say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.99,0:00:58.52,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,Okay,{\alpha&HFF&} I'll take your word for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:00:59.96,Default,Lady,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll take your word for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.79,0:01:09.65,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,What an obedient old crone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.65,0:01:11.82,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,She just blew a hundred large buying scraps of paper!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.58,0:01:19.47,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.65,0:01:21.31,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.57,0:01:22.82,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,You're in Hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.20,0:01:25.72,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Did I die?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.64,0:01:29.36,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,Tell me where you want to go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.24,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Where I want to go?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.24,0:01:31.94,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Didn't you just tell me I was in Hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.34,0:01:34.29,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,There's more to Hell than just this room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.29,0:01:34.66,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,Look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.15,0:01:36.86,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,You see that row of doors over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.87,0:01:43.62,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,I can't let you peek behind them, but you can listen at each door and enter whichever room sounds best.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.89,0:01:45.33,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.25,0:01:47.22,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.57,0:02:13.80,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Th-This one. I'll take this one!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.15,0:02:16.18,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.21,0:02:22.33,Default,Woman,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,300}Bye...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.32,0:02:29.81,Default,Guy,0,0,0,,Wh-What—
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.81,0:02:33.85,Default,Man,0,0,0,,This soup consists of all the piss and shit that's been excreted by Hell's sinners.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.85,0:02:36.64,Default,Man,0,0,0,,This circle of Hell is reserved for \Nthe stockbrokers and the bankers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.64,0:02:38.64,Default,Man,0,0,0,,You've been swimming in money too, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.98,0:02:45.14,Default,Crowd,0,0,0,,Stop splashing about...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.71,0:02:47.62,Default,Crowd,0,0,0,,Stop splashing about...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:05.71,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Ashita de jooku wa mouichidou
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:05.71,Eng,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you another joke tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.71,0:03:08.71,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Nande mo nande mo atama ga masshiro ni
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.71,0:03:08.71,Eng,,0,0,0,,But I get writer's block time and time again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.71,0:03:11.56,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Warai de tsunagaru seiki ni
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.71,0:03:11.56,Eng,,0,0,0,,Let's laugh and head towards the next century.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.56,0:03:16.87,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Kakusu mono wa nani mo nai
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.56,0:03:16.87,Eng,,0,0,0,,There's nothing to hide.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.16,0:03:20.33,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Shuujitsu nara waraide tsutsunde kataru no
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.16,0:03:20.33,Eng,,0,0,0,,Laugh and laugh and include it in your conversations all week.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.33,0:03:23.30,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Jesus! Jesus!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.30,0:03:26.16,Romaji,,0,0,0,,Jooku nara korosarenai
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.30,0:03:26.16,Eng,,0,0,0,,Don't kill me if it's a joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.16,0:03:27.97,Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,450)}Bang boom bang boom bang!