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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.22,0:00:06.98,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Youth is a lie. \NIt is nothing but evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.27,0:00:06.98,Lie_Evil_00:03,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1818,1)}Youth is a lie. It is nothing but evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.13,0:00:18.27,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Those who rejoice in youth deceive \Nthemselves and those around them,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.67,0:00:22.50,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,accepting in full the circumstances \Nthat devour them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.35,0:00:24.09,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.18,0:00:28.30,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,In the face of the word "youth,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.30,0:00:30.63,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,they will twist any \Ncommon interpretation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.63,0:00:33.30,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,or accepted notion out of recognition.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.05,0:00:38.55,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,In their minds, lies, secrets, \Nsins, and failure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.06,0:00:41.38,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,are nothing more than \Nthe spice of youth.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.22,0:00:45.73,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,If failure is truly the \Nproof of one's youth...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.73,0:00:47.15,Ore_Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, is that...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.72,0:00:50.27,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Then is there not something \Nabnormal about
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.26,0:00:51.65,Ore_Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Hey, did you cut your hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.27,0:00:52.01,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,one who fails at making friends,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.65,0:00:52.91,Ore_Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}No way! You could tell?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.01,0:00:53.47,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,if he is not still in \Nthe midst of his youth?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.91,0:00:54.19,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Come on, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.19,0:00:57.34,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,But I am sure none of them \Nwould admit to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.50,0:00:56.46,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Oh, sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.40,0:00:59.91,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,It is all a double standard.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.14,0:01:02.37,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,My conclusion is this:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.09,0:01:05.16,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,All you fools who delight in youth...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:08.00,Drop_Dead_01:06,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Drop dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.58,0:01:07.54,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Drop dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.84,0:02:39.59,Chiba_HS_02:37,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Chiba Municipal Soubu High School
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.49,0:02:40.64,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,You're the one who needs to drop dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.83,0:02:45.60,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Hikigaya, what was the topic \NI assigned to you in class?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.08,0:02:50.87,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Well... It was an essay about looking\N back on our high school days.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.87,0:02:54.37,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,And how did that lead you to \Nwrite such a smart-ass essay?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.81,0:02:55.61,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.98,0:02:57.28,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,How did it result in this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.28,0:02:58.34,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.34,0:02:59.51,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.29,0:03:04.62,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,You have eyes like a dead fish.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.62,0:03:07.17,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Do I look that rich in omega-3s?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.17,0:03:08.04,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,Makes me sound smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.63,0:03:09.79,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Be serious.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.79,0:03:13.72,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, but I am looking back on my \Nhigh school days, like you said.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.72,0:03:16.42,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't this how most high school \Nkids think these days?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.80,0:03:19.20,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Quit splitting hairs, brat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.20,0:03:20.09,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Brat?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.66,0:03:23.72,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Well, from the perspective of \Nsomeone your age, I guess I am—
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.82,0:03:28.93,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't anyone ever teach you that you \Nnever talk about a woman's age?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.82,0:03:33.06,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry. I'll rewrite it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.79,0:03:37.40,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Come with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.22,0:03:57.38,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Hiratsuka-sensei.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.86,0:04:00.58,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I believe I asked you to \Nknock before entering.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.58,0:04:03.89,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,You never respond, even when I do knock.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.89,0:04:06.80,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You always come in before I \Nhave a chance to respond.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.11,0:04:08.72,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,And?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.19,0:04:10.98,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Who's the space case?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.69,0:04:14.85,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I know this girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.85,0:04:17.36,Class_04:14,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Class 2-J
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.55,0:04:17.36,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,International liberal arts, class J.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.92,0:04:21.65,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,The class is 90% girls, \Nthey score higher than average,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.65,0:04:23.80,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,and it is known as quite a colorful class.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.80,0:04:26.38,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And the one with the most conspicuous \Ncolor of the lot is...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.38,0:04:27.69,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Yukinoshita Yukino.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.06,0:04:30.20,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone in the school knows her.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.49,0:04:32.96,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,He's looking to join your club.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.40,0:04:36.58,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I'm Hikigaya Hachiman \Nfrom class 2-F.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.58,0:04:37.63,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Er...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.63,0:04:39.37,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean, I'm looking to join?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.37,0:04:43.70,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ordering you to join this club as \Npunishment for your smart-ass essay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.11,0:04:46.84,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,No objections, arguments, protests, \Nquestions, or backtalk.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.28,0:04:49.36,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,So, as I'm sure you can see,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.36,0:04:52.64,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,his spirit is as rotten \Nas the look in his eyes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.64,0:04:55.31,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Which makes him a perpetually \Nlonely, pathetic soul.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.75,0:04:59.01,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,In this club, you will rectify \Nhis contrary, solitary nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.01,0:05:00.36,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,That's my request.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.76,0:05:01.97,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I decline.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.49,0:05:04.45,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Looking at the ulterior motives behind
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.45,0:05:06.86,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,his lewd eyes makes \Nme fear for my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.13,0:05:10.46,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I am not looking at those \Nmodest breasts of hers.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.46,0:05:11.74,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.95,0:05:13.47,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.47,0:05:18.13,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,He has a good grasp on risk and \Nreturn and self-preservation.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.47,0:05:21.27,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,He wouldn't do anything worthy \Nof criminal punishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.70,0:05:24.13,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,You can trust his petty thug nature.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.13,0:05:27.38,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I'd rather you just say that I \Ncan make rational decisions...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.89,0:05:29.72,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Petty thug? Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.72,0:05:31.89,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,She's not even listening, \Nand she's convinced.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.21,0:05:35.88,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if it's your request, \NI can't very well refuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.74,0:05:38.12,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.68,0:05:40.27,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.73,0:05:42.85,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, take care of him, Yukinoshita.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.58,0:05:58.05,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.05,0:05:59.17,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What just happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.81,0:06:02.67,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,A bittersweet memory \Nsuddenly came back to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.55,0:06:10.09,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Can we just stay friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.58,0:06:16.15,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,We never even spoke again after \Nthat, let alone stayed friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.78,0:06:22.69,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Well, romantic comedies don't \Nactually happen in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.17,0:06:24.86,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Someone as rigorously trained as me
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.86,0:06:27.51,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,would never get caught in \Na rom-com trap like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.51,0:06:29.59,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Girls only take interest \Nin attractive guys
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.59,0:06:31.91,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,and indulge in impure relationships.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.01,0:06:34.41,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, they're my enemies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.88,0:06:36.41,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Can we just stay friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.86,0:06:41.17,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Being hated is the fastest way to \Navoid feeling like that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.55,0:06:45.05,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I decided to intimidate Yukinoshita \Nin lieu of pleasantries.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.94,0:06:52.77,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Quit standing there and sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.77,0:06:55.43,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Uh, right. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.15,0:07:03.98,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.98,0:07:05.24,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, it's just...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.24,0:07:07.21,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,There's a lot I don't really get here.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.21,0:07:08.82,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What club is this, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.79,0:07:11.74,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Try to guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.11,0:07:15.53,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Literary club?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.53,0:07:17.08,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? What makes you say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.48,0:07:22.05,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,This room has no particular backdrop \Nand no special equipment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.05,0:07:24.40,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, you've been reading \Na book this whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.74,0:07:25.29,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.66,0:07:27.15,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Then what club is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.59,0:07:30.65,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,What I'm doing here right now \Nis this club's activity.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.12,0:07:33.76,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I give up. I have no clue.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.60,0:07:37.51,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Hikigaya-kun, how long has it been \Nsince you spoke with a girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.94,0:07:41.69,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I believe it was two \Nyears ago, in June.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.07,0:07:44.00,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty hot, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.29,0:07:46.01,Ore_Flashback,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,More like humid.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.01,0:07:46.58,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.14,0:07:48.32,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.67,0:07:55.37,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Those who have give to those who do not have with a compassionate heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.87,0:07:58.18,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,People call it volunteer work.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.18,0:08:00.37,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,We extend a helping \Nhand to those in need.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.85,0:08:02.37,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,That is what this club does.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.30,0:08:06.20,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Service Club. \NI welcome you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.92,0:08:09.83,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,As I have been asked, \NI will fulfill my responsibility.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.83,0:08:11.88,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I will rectify your problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.46,0:08:13.53,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Show some gratitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.92,0:08:15.14,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,This bitch...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.68,0:08:16.72,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,My problem?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.11,0:08:19.94,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I'm pretty damn efficient in my own way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.65,0:08:22.72,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I was third in my grade on \Nthe Japanese ability test.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.72,0:08:24.14,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm pretty good-looking.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.48,0:08:26.45,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Ignoring the fact that I have \Nno friends or girlfriend,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.45,0:08:27.65,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm basically high-end!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.65,0:08:31.12,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,In a way, it's impressive that you can \Nsay all that so confidently.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.12,0:08:33.06,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You're weird. I'm already creeped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.06,0:08:35.53,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! I don't want to hear \Nthat from you, you weirdo!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.90,0:08:39.97,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Based on my observation,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.97,0:08:42.25,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,it appears your loneliness \Nis a result of your
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.25,0:08:46.01,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,stupid pride and contrary sensitivity.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.50,0:08:48.41,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,As for your appearance,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.41,0:08:51.01,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.01,0:08:54.69,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, as of right now, \Nonly what I say is correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.17,0:08:58.01,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Your opinions are ridiculous, \Nbut I have a feeling you're making sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.91,0:08:59.47,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Now,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.15,0:09:02.81,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,that completes this \Nconversation simulation.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.81,0:09:03.23,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.70,0:09:06.38,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,If you can converse \Nwith a girl like me,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.38,0:09:08.99,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I believe you can talk \Nwith most anyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.44,0:09:11.23,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Have I rectified you a bit now?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.23,0:09:14.73,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Just so you know, it's not \Nlike I can't talk to people.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.14,0:09:18.37,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't do pointless chats. \NI don't need any rectifying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.83,0:09:22.65,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I believe you're at a level that will \Nmake living in society difficult for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.28,0:09:25.75,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Yukinoshita, I'm coming in.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.27,0:09:27.14,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I said knock...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.14,0:09:28.43,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.43,0:09:31.25,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like you're having some \Ntrouble rectifying Hikigaya.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.95,0:09:34.71,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,It's because he isn't aware \Nthat he has a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.06,0:09:36.38,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's not.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.68,0:09:39.51,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is with everyone \Ntelling me to change?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.51,0:09:42.06,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want other people \Ntelling me who I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.55,0:09:44.18,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,That's just your way \Nof running, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.50,0:09:47.20,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Changing is a way of running from \Nthe situation, too, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.20,0:09:49.11,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't you just \Naccept someone for who
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.11,0:09:50.76,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,they are and what's in their past?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.07,0:09:51.98,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,That won't...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.14,0:09:55.33,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,That won't solve anyone's concerns,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.74,0:09:56.95,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,nor will it save anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.59,0:10:00.65,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Relax, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.80,0:10:06.50,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,It's a time-honored custom of \Nshounen manga to settle conflicting
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.50,0:10:08.33,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,senses of justice with a showdown.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.82,0:10:10.21,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.54,0:10:12.15,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,I'm saying, let's have a showdown
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.15,0:10:15.21,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,to see who in this club \Ncan do the most service!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.71,0:10:17.02,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,You're way too pushy...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.02,0:10:19.68,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,The winner can order the \Nloser to do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.68,0:10:20.47,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,How's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.47,0:10:24.97,Stuff_Orange_10:20,Textorange,0000,0000,0000,,Stuff like that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.47,0:10:24.97,Stuff_Green_10:20,Textgreen,0000,0000,0000,,Stuff like this
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.47,0:10:24.97,Stuff_Blue_10:20,Textblue,0000,0000,0000,,Stuff like that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.47,0:10:24.97,Anything_10:20,Textbrown,0000,0000,0000,,Anything
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.70,0:10:24.21,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,When you say "anything,"\N you mean "anything," right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.21,0:10:24.97,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Gulp.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.26,0:10:26.81,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I decline.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.81,0:10:29.64,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Competing against him makes \Nme fear for my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.64,0:10:30.61,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,That's prejudice!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.61,0:10:32.19,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Second-year high school guys don't think
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.19,0:10:33.23,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,about obscene stuff all the time!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.61,0:10:35.50,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,There's also... world peace?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.91,0:10:37.99,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I don't think \Nabout much else.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.29,0:10:42.20,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,I guess even Yukinoshita \NYukino has fears.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.88,0:10:44.97,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Are you that afraid you'll lose?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.60,0:10:48.33,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Fine. I am a bit vexed \Nto see myself falling
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.33,0:10:51.21,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,for such cheap provocation, \Nbut I accept.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.80,0:10:52.75,Ore_Main,Hira,0000,0000,0000,,Then that's that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.71,0:10:58.02,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And what about how I feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.66,0:11:14.11,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.58,0:11:16.40,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't think you'd come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.40,0:11:17.61,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a masochist?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.94,0:11:18.85,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.85,0:11:20.00,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,A stalker, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.00,0:11:23.62,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you assuming that I have \Nsome sort of feelings for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.83,0:11:24.47,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You don't?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.47,0:11:25.29,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.29,0:11:27.62,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Even I'm put off by \Nyour overconfidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.39,0:11:30.46,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have any friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.28,0:11:35.36,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Well, first, explain to me where the \Ndefinition of "friend" begins and ends—
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.36,0:11:36.75,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Say no more.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.75,0:11:39.48,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,That's something someone \Nwith no friends would say.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.48,0:11:40.56,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the source.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.96,0:11:42.81,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,You seem like someone \Npeople would like,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.81,0:11:45.28,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,so how can you have no friends?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.38,0:11:48.11,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You wouldn't understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.22,0:11:52.32,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Since I've always been pretty,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.78,0:11:55.56,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,all guys who have gotten close to me \Nhave done so with other intentions.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.93,0:11:58.47,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,You call yourself lonely even \Nthough people like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.47,0:12:00.11,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,You're a disgrace to lonely \Npeople everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.19,0:12:05.16,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,If everyone had liked me, \Nperhaps that would have been fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.48,0:12:07.16,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What does that mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.65,0:12:09.04,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,In grade school,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.04,0:12:12.17,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,my indoor shoes were hidden \Nfrom me about sixty times.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.52,0:12:14.67,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Fifty of those times \Nwere the work of girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.88,0:12:17.49,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks to that, I had to take my
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.49,0:12:19.58,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,indoor shoes and my \Nrecorder home every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.90,0:12:22.17,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like a rough time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.59,0:12:23.86,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it is rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.40,0:12:25.51,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Because I'm pretty.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.95,0:12:29.40,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,But it can't be helped.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.08,0:12:32.02,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,People aren't all perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.73,0:12:34.48,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,They're weak, ugly,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.48,0:12:36.47,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,and they get jealous and \Ntry to bring others down.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.87,0:12:39.65,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Oddly enough, the better you are, \Nthe harder it is to live.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.55,0:12:42.04,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think that's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.28,0:12:46.62,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I'm going to change \Nthis world, and the people in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.13,0:12:49.74,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,The direction you're putting \Nyour effort in is insane.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.74,0:12:54.04,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I think it beats your direction toward \Ndrying up and fading to nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.62,0:12:59.24,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I hate the way you accept \Nyour weakness as a positive.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.50,0:13:04.09,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Yukinoshita carries the \Npain of someone who has.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.95,0:13:06.96,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,It shouldn't be too hard to hide that
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.96,0:13:09.01,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,and go through life deceiving everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.40,0:13:11.92,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,That's what people do in this world.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.90,0:13:15.62,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,But Yukinoshita doesn't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.06,0:13:18.30,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,She would never lie to herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.80,0:13:22.71,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure she and I are \Nalike in some way.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.21,0:13:25.86,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't help thinking \Nthat, in spite of myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.00,0:13:30.83,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Even the silence in that \Nmoment felt comfortable.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.69,0:13:36.02,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I felt my heart was saying \Nit wanted to beat faster than
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.02,0:13:39.21,Ore_Italics,,0000,0000,0000,,the second hand and even beyond.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.46,0:13:43.38,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Then... Then she and I...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.09,0:13:45.54,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Yukinoshita...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.31,0:13:49.41,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,If you want, I'll be your frie—
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.41,0:13:51.05,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. I can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.05,0:13:53.68,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What? I wasn't even finished.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.61,0:13:56.47,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.24,0:14:00.78,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,E-Excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.21,0:14:05.16,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Hiratsuka-sensei sent me here...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.19,0:14:09.85,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What is Hikki doing here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.85,0:14:12.19,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I'm a member of this club.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.19,0:14:14.16,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, is "Hikki" supposed to be me?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.16,0:14:15.16,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Also, who is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.13,0:14:18.50,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You're Yuigahama Yui-san \Nof class 2-F, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.96,0:14:20.14,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Well, have a seat.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.45,0:14:24.26,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You know who I am?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.26,0:14:26.68,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you've memorized the \Nname of every student.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.68,0:14:29.29,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,No. I didn't know who you were.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.29,0:14:30.26,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.80,0:14:32.19,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to feel bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.19,0:14:34.83,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I can only blame the \Nweakness of my heart
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.83,0:14:36.77,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,for wanting to avert my eyes \Nfrom your existence
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.11,0:14:39.15,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to make me feel better?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.15,0:14:40.27,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Just being sarcastic.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.56,0:14:42.87,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,This club...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.87,0:14:44.58,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,looks like a lot of fun!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.08,0:14:46.97,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,And, Hikki, you're sure talking a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.97,0:14:47.36,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.77,0:14:49.78,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, no, I just meant...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.78,0:14:52.76,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You're totally different from \Nthe way you are in class.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.76,0:14:55.32,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you usually act sort of \Nweird, and it creeps me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.06,0:14:56.95,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Little bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.19,0:14:58.96,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,What?! Who're you calling a bitch?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.96,0:15:00.24,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still a vir—
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.61,0:15:02.71,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.98,0:15:05.05,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.38,0:15:06.26,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,To still be a vir—
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.59,0:15:09.00,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.00,0:15:10.69,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,It's embarrassing to still \Nbe one as a second year!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.69,0:15:13.21,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think you're a little lacking \Nin femininity, Yukinoshita-san?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.21,0:15:14.47,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Such values are pointless.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.76,0:15:17.93,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Saying something like "femininity" \Nsounds pretty bitchy to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.93,0:15:19.04,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,There you go again!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.04,0:15:20.73,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,Calling someone a bitch \Nis very not cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.73,0:15:21.94,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You're seriously creepy, Hikki!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.94,0:15:24.48,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Calling someone a bitch has \Nnothing to do with being creepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.48,0:15:26.45,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And stop calling me Hikki, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.67,0:15:29.31,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You are so creepy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.31,0:15:31.03,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.36,0:15:34.37,Wash_Hands_15:32,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Wash Your \NHands \NBefore \NCooking
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.36,0:15:34.37,Cooking_Calc_15:32 - Copy,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Cooking \Nis About \NCalcu-\Nlation!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.03,0:15:34.37,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}What? Cookies?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.88,0:15:38.00,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,It seems there's someone she'd like\Nto make homemade cookies for.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.40,0:15:40.81,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,But she's not very confident, \Nso she wants our help.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.81,0:15:42.29,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,This is her request.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.38,0:15:45.35,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Ask your friends for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.12,0:15:47.55,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah, well...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.14,0:15:51.14,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I... don't really want them to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.14,0:15:54.01,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Acting all serious like this \Ndoesn't really match my friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.24,0:15:55.56,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.56,0:15:58.24,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, I heard from Hiratsuka-sensei
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.24,0:16:01.29,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,that this club grants \Nstudents' wishes, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.29,0:16:04.36,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,No. The Service Club only helps people.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.64,0:16:07.14,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,We don't give fish to starving people.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.14,0:16:09.23,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,We teach them how to fish so \Nthey can stand on their own.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.58,0:16:11.61,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Th-That's kinda amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.61,0:16:14.87,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,It's crooked. Can't you even \Nput on an apron right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.08,0:16:16.73,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.22,0:16:19.16,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And? What am I supposed to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.69,0:16:23.33,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You can just taste them \Nand offer your opinions.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.50,0:16:28.56,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,How can someone mess up \Nso much and so often?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.91,0:16:31.84,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like the charcoal they \Nsell at the hardware store.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.84,0:16:33.35,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like a poison tester.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.35,0:16:34.59,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the poison in this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.15,0:16:39.72,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it is poisonous...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.19,0:16:41.43,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,We won't die, will we?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.18,0:16:45.27,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Well, let's think about \Nhow to improve this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.27,0:16:47.53,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,How about Yuigahama never cooks again?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.53,0:16:49.07,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,That's how you're solving things?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.04,0:16:53.57,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I'm just not cut out for cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.57,0:16:56.54,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have the... \NWhat do they call it... Talent?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.91,0:16:59.08,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,The only solution is to try harder.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.08,0:17:03.60,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Yuigahama-san, you just said you \Ndon't have talent, correct?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.60,0:17:05.04,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.44,0:17:07.18,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Try changing your perception.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.77,0:17:10.02,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,People who don't apply \Neven minimal effort
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.02,0:17:12.30,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,have no right to envy those with talent.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.99,0:17:14.82,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Unsuccessful people are unsuccessful
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.82,0:17:17.01,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,because they can't \Nimagine the effort that
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.01,0:17:18.64,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,successful people have invested.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.64,0:17:22.31,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,B-But lately, \Neveryone says they don't do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.31,0:17:24.31,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Stuff like this doesn't suit them.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.14,0:17:29.50,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Could you please stop trying \Nto match everyone around you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.50,0:17:30.57,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,It's terribly annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.42,0:17:34.04,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you embarrassed, \Nlooking to others to tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.04,0:17:36.80,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,why you're awkward, clumsy, or foolish?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.07,0:17:41.08,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You're...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.80,0:17:42.58,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You're so cool...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.19,0:17:43.83,Ore_Main,Both,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.15,0:17:46.66,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You don't say anything \Nsuperficial at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.66,0:17:48.96,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,That's kind of... cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.34,0:17:51.63,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,W-Were you even listening?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.63,0:17:53.30,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I believe I was being rather harsh.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.81,0:17:55.94,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, your words were harsh,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.94,0:17:58.63,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,but I felt like that's \Nhow you really feel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.63,0:18:01.49,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,All I've ever done is try \Nto match everyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.72,0:18:04.66,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry! Next time, I'll do it right!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.66,0:18:07.11,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Teach her the right way to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.37,0:18:12.94,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you a demonstration. \NDo exactly as I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.94,0:18:13.69,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.45,0:18:17.25,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,They're totally different...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.33,0:18:20.28,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,How am I supposed to \Nmake you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.66,0:18:24.29,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,So, why are you guys trying to \Nmake cookies that taste good?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.55,0:18:25.39,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.39,0:18:26.57,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.30,0:18:29.50,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Come back here in ten minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.50,0:18:32.92,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you some real \Nhandmade cookies.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.83,0:18:35.92,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's my turn in the showdown.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.34,0:18:41.72,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,These are real handmade cookies?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.72,0:18:43.18,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,They're not that good.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.52,0:18:45.85,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Sorry. I'll toss them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.85,0:18:47.22,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.22,0:18:49.10,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to toss them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.76,0:18:51.19,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,They're not that terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.48,0:18:54.69,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,These are the cookies \Nyou made, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.69,0:18:55.64,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.64,0:18:57.09,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.09,0:19:00.16,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,This is a story of \Nmy friend's friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.80,0:19:02.44,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Seems there was a girl \Nwho would tell him
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.44,0:19:03.72,Ore_Main,,0000,0000,0000,,every time something happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.72,0:19:08.16,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,I thou— I mean, {\i1}he{\i0} thought,\N"This must mean she likes me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.16,0:19:10.71,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,So he made up his mind, \Nand he asked her.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.22,0:19:13.39,Ore_Flashback,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,S-So tell me who you like.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.39,0:19:14.63,Ore_Flashback,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Just his initials.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.63,0:19:15.57,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.73,0:19:18.56,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,H...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:18.56,0:19:19.53,Ore_Flashback,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,H?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.53,0:19:21.34,Ore_Flashback,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Is it me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.34,0:19:23.60,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about? \NYou're creeping me out.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.60,0:19:25.08,Ore_Flashback,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Would you stop?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.62,0:19:25.34,Me?_19:23,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Is it me?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.62,0:19:25.34,Narugaya_19:23,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Narugaya-kun's \Nso cool~
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.90,0:19:27.01,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.53,0:19:29.25,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,So that's a personal experience of yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.25,0:19:30.32,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.32,0:19:31.69,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,It was my friend's friend!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.69,0:19:34.44,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,And what are we supposed \Nto take from that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.84,0:19:38.17,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you know. Guys are simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.17,0:19:40.68,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,They'll get the wrong idea if \Nyou so much as talk to them,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.68,0:19:42.90,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,and they'll be happy just to \Nget handmade cookies from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.90,0:19:44.95,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,So they don't have to taste good.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.95,0:19:46.43,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,They don't taste good?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.43,0:19:47.84,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.84,0:19:51.13,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,As long as he knows \Nyou tried your best,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.13,0:19:53.25,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't that sway his mind?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.77,0:19:55.19,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Is that how it works?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.21,0:19:57.98,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Would it sway you, Hikki?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.98,0:20:00.79,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Oh, sure, it'd sway me hard.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.79,0:20:02.42,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And stop calling me Hikki.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.72,0:20:07.14,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,So, what are you going \Nto do, Yuigahama-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.54,0:20:10.77,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm going to try it my way.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.19,0:20:13.22,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Yukinoshita-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.78,0:20:18.53,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Did we really handle that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.90,0:20:20.82,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Yuigahama-san's request from last week.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.82,0:20:21.86,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,What're you on about now?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.33,0:20:24.89,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I think, if you want \Nto improve yourself,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.89,0:20:27.25,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,you should challenge your own limits.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.25,0:20:31.00,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I think that would benefit \NYuigahama-san most in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.00,0:20:33.23,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Your efforts will never betray you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.23,0:20:35.32,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,They'll betray your dreams, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.32,0:20:35.75,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.35,0:20:38.77,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Not all dreams will come \Ntrue through effort.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.77,0:20:41.13,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, most of them won't come true.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.13,0:20:44.54,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,But if you tried your best, \Nyou can take solace in that.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.54,0:20:46.19,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,That's just self-satisfaction.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.19,0:20:47.99,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You're naïve. It's creepy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.28,0:20:51.52,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Heylo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.45,0:20:53.34,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You need something?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.34,0:20:56.01,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,What, I'm not welcome?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.01,0:20:59.07,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Yukinoshita-san, do you hate me?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.54,0:21:01.18,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't say I hate you.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.85,0:21:03.05,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,You're just not my type.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.05,0:21:05.45,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,That means the same thing \Nin girlspeak, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.65,0:21:07.65,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,So, did you need something?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.65,0:21:09.70,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you'd call this \Nthanks for the other day?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.70,0:21:11.00,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,I made cookies!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.39,0:21:13.19,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not really hungry...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.19,0:21:15.66,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it's pretty fun once you try!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.66,0:21:18.02,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I'll try making a \Nboxed lunch next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.02,0:21:19.34,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and Yukinon,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.34,0:21:21.28,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,let's eat lunch in the club room together!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.75,0:21:24.72,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,No, I like to eat alone. I'll pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.05,0:21:27.10,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,And "Yukinon" creeps \Nme out, so don't—
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.10,0:21:30.03,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Also, Yukinon, I'm free after school,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.03,0:21:31.46,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,so I'll help with the club!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.46,0:21:34.27,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, this is, what would \Nyou call it? To say thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.32,0:21:34.27,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Are you listening? Yuigahama-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.86,0:21:37.22,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Hikki!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.88,0:21:42.65,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,It's just to show my thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.19,0:21:45.34,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,You helped me, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.76,0:21:51.58,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,This looks ominous.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.14,0:21:56.56,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,It seems like a bad omen somehow, \Nbut I'll accept it with gratitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.41,0:22:06.06,Ore_Italics,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,And stop calling me Hikki.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.84,0:22:10.85,Ep_Title,Title,0000,0000,0000,,1. And So, Our Mistaken Youth Begins.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.49,0:23:44.91,Ore_Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,It's really irritating how \Nyou can't make up your mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.91,0:23:47.68,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry. I thought you were an \Nape trying to intimidate me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.68,0:23:49.55,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,You disgust me, Hachiman!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.55,0:23:50.86,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,That's just a delusion of grandeur.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.86,0:23:51.86,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Delusion of grandeur?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.86,0:23:53.52,Ore_Main,Yui,0000,0000,0000,,Yukinon, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.52,0:23:54.51,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Gollum! Gollum!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:54.51,0:23:56.01,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,I think I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.01,0:23:59.87,Ore_Main,Yukino,0000,0000,0000,,Your request is, you want us to \Nheal this mental illness, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.31,0:24:02.22,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,I am the Kengo Shogun,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.88,0:24:04.93,Ore_Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Zaimokuza Yoshiteru!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.49,0:24:10.13,Ore_Main,Hachi,0000,0000,0000,,Next time: "All People Surely \NHave Their Own Worries."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:05.88,0:24:10.71,Next_Ep_Title,Title,0000,0000,0000,,2. All People Surely Have Their Own Worries.