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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Comment: 2,0:00:31.34,0:00:33.84,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Fumble, rumble, revival
Comment: 4,0:00:31.34,0:00:33.84,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Fumble, rumble, revival

Dialogue: 3,0:00:07.32,0:00:12.24,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}dasei ni kakure wasureru shiitageru mono no ogori
Dialogue: 1,0:00:07.32,0:00:12.24,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}dasei ni kakure wasureru shiitageru mono no ogori
Dialogue: 2,0:00:07.32,0:00:12.24,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}The arrogance of the tyrant is forgotten in mediocrity
Dialogue: 4,0:00:07.32,0:00:12.24,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}The arrogance of the tyrant is forgotten in mediocrity
Dialogue: 3,0:00:12.24,0:00:15.07,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}midara ni abaku netami ni narai
Dialogue: 1,0:00:12.24,0:00:15.07,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}midara ni abaku netami ni narai
Dialogue: 2,0:00:12.24,0:00:15.07,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Learn from the lustfully divulged jealousy
Dialogue: 4,0:00:12.24,0:00:15.07,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Learn from the lustfully divulged jealousy
Dialogue: 3,0:00:15.07,0:00:19.37,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}zetsubou ni izanae kakumei
Dialogue: 1,0:00:15.07,0:00:19.37,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}zetsubou ni izanae kakumei
Dialogue: 2,0:00:15.07,0:00:19.37,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}And bring a change to our lost hope
Dialogue: 4,0:00:15.07,0:00:19.37,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}And bring a change to our lost hope
Dialogue: 3,0:00:19.37,0:00:26.34,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}shinku ni ueta gurasu ni taihai wo katamukete
Dialogue: 1,0:00:19.37,0:00:26.34,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}shinku ni ueta gurasu ni taihai wo katamukete
Dialogue: 2,0:00:19.37,0:00:26.34,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Pour degeneration into the glass starving for blood
Dialogue: 4,0:00:19.37,0:00:26.34,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Pour degeneration into the glass starving for blood
Dialogue: 3,0:00:26.34,0:00:30.55,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}ideyo hametsu wo yobisamase
Dialogue: 1,0:00:26.34,0:00:30.55,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}ideyo hametsu wo yobisamase
Dialogue: 2,0:00:26.34,0:00:30.55,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}And bring destruction upon the world
Dialogue: 4,0:00:26.34,0:00:30.55,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}And bring destruction upon the world
Dialogue: 3,0:00:31.34,0:00:33.84,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Fumble, rumble, revival
Dialogue: 1,0:00:31.34,0:00:33.84,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Fumble, rumble, revival
Dialogue: 3,0:00:33.84,0:00:36.26,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}yobarete tobikome mahoujin
Dialogue: 1,0:00:33.84,0:00:36.26,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}yobarete tobikome mahoujin
Dialogue: 2,0:00:33.84,0:00:36.26,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Jump into the magic circle
Dialogue: 4,0:00:33.84,0:00:36.26,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Jump into the magic circle
Dialogue: 3,0:00:36.26,0:00:38.58,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}bousou dousuru semetatte
Dialogue: 1,0:00:36.26,0:00:38.58,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}bousou dousuru semetatte
Dialogue: 2,0:00:36.26,0:00:38.58,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Even if we try to face this rampage
Dialogue: 4,0:00:36.26,0:00:38.58,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Even if we try to face this rampage
Dialogue: 3,0:00:38.58,0:00:40.72,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}girigiri appu da ichimoku
Dialogue: 1,0:00:38.58,0:00:40.72,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}girigiri appu da ichimoku
Dialogue: 2,0:00:38.58,0:00:40.72,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}We're not quite good enough and have to run
Dialogue: 4,0:00:38.58,0:00:40.72,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}We're not quite good enough and have to run
Dialogue: 3,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.27,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}kurae dairokkan never stop
Dialogue: 1,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.27,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}kurae dairokkan never stop
Dialogue: 2,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.27,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Take this! Your sixth sense never stops
Dialogue: 4,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.27,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Take this! Your sixth sense never stops
Dialogue: 3,0:00:43.27,0:00:45.86,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}hajikeru egao de hello world
Dialogue: 1,0:00:43.27,0:00:45.86,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}hajikeru egao de hello world
Dialogue: 2,0:00:43.27,0:00:45.86,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Say with a big smile "Hello, World"
Dialogue: 4,0:00:43.27,0:00:45.86,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Say with a big smile "Hello, World"
Dialogue: 3,0:00:45.86,0:00:50.10,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}poppu de kyuuto de meruhentacchi na otawamure
Dialogue: 1,0:00:45.86,0:00:50.10,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}poppu de kyuuto de meruhentacchi na otawamure
Dialogue: 2,0:00:45.86,0:00:50.10,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}Fancy, cute, and fantasy-like merrymaking
Dialogue: 4,0:00:45.86,0:00:50.10,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}Fancy, cute, and fantasy-like merrymaking
Dialogue: 3,0:00:50.10,0:00:55.96,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}sore ga kanchigai
Dialogue: 1,0:00:50.10,0:00:55.96,ED-Romaji,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}sore ga kanchigai
Dialogue: 2,0:00:50.10,0:00:55.96,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3\1a&HFF&}But you're actually wrong
Dialogue: 4,0:00:50.10,0:00:55.96,ED-English,,0,0,0,,{\fad(150,150)\blur3}But you're actually wrong
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:10.34,Top,,0,0,0,,It's a hemorrhoid.
Dialogue: 1,0:01:10.34,0:01:14.34,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,809)\pos(595,579.556)\bord0\blur0.5}Charisma of Hemorrhoids
Dialogue: 1,0:01:10.34,0:01:14.34,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,809)\pos(459,579.556)\bord0\blur0.5}Episode 3
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.34,0:01:14.34,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,809)\pos(595,579.556)\1a&HFF&\blur0.5}Charisma of Hemorrhoids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.34,0:01:14.34,Title,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,809)\pos(459,579.556)\1a&HFF&\blur0.5}Episode 3
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.91,0:01:13.30,Top,,0,0,0,,W-What's a hemorrhoid?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.30,0:01:16.75,Top,,0,0,0,,But I'm just an internist, so there isn't much I can do for you.{what}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.75,0:01:18.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have to go see our proctologist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.26,0:01:22.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Dr. Anai{ironically, this joke is even worse in English.}{more like anal sensei} recently quit, doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.31,0:01:27.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, proctologists have been dropping like flies lately.{tons quitting}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.64,0:01:29.23,Default,,0,0,0,,We're beginning to run low.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.23,0:01:33.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually know a good doctor, so I'll refer you to him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.44,0:01:35.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Her name is Kikukawa Reika.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.71,0:01:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,She's known as the “Charisma of Hemorrhoids.”{thanks, Engrish, for translating "Professional" into "Charisma."}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.87,0:01:39.57,Default,,0,0,0,,A female doctor?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.57,0:01:40.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.74,0:01:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,I didn't hear about this!{this sentence sucks}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.95,0:01:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,That sounds like a porn star name!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.26,0:01:48.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Why do {\i1}you{\i0} get to have a\Ngirl doctor examine your asshole?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.24,0:01:49.71,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you crying?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.29,0:01:52.55,Default,,0,0,0,,I want a hemorrhoid!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.55,0:01:53.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Gimme a hemorrhoid!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.51,0:01:55.92,Default,,0,0,0,,All it takes is a cut in your anus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.67,0:01:58.34,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a genius!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.89,0:02:01.02,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me see your butt, Kotaro-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.02,0:02:01.73,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.73,0:02:03.26,Default,,0,0,0,,But I...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.26,0:02:06.31,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm glad I got a hemorrhoid!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.31,0:02:08.27,Sign #7,,0,0,0,,{\c&H5D635D&\blur1\fay-0.142\fry-1\b1\fs20\pos(384,41)}Shikabane-cho Hospital
Dialogue: 1,0:02:06.31,0:02:08.27,Sign #7,,0,0,0,,{\c&H6D6590&\blur0.5\fay-0.142\fry-1\b1\fs20\pos(383.2,39.6)}Shikabane-cho Hospital
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.80,0:02:08.27,Default,,0,0,0,,The doctor will be right with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.27,0:02:09.42,Default,,0,0,0,,Please wait here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.42,0:02:10.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay!
Dialogue: 1,0:02:12.69,0:02:14.15,Sign #6,,0,0,0,,{\an6\fs30\c&H594C96&\blur0.6\pos(439.111,54.222)}What's your {\c&H495077&}hemorrhoid {\c&H5A5364&}like?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.69,0:02:14.15,Sign #6,,0,0,0,,{\an6\fs30\c&H594C96&\blur1\pos(439.111,54.222)}What's your {\c&H495077&}hemorrhoid {\c&H5A5364&}like?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.36,0:02:22.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.93,0:02:26.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get started.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.77,0:02:28.21,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.21,0:02:30.66,Default,,0,0,0,,He cut his anus.{HE GOT A CUT ON HIS BUTT, YO}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.66,0:02:32.67,Default,,0,0,0,,He's bleeding pretty badly.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.67,0:02:35.13,Default,,0,0,0,,My my, we don't get many kids with that problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.13,0:02:37.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I wonder what you did, little boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.51,0:02:40.59,Default,,0,0,0,,All right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.59,0:02:44.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll begin the checkup, so would you please lie down over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.16,0:02:48.23,Default,,0,0,0,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.56,0:02:49.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.49,0:02:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll begin the checkup, so would you please lie down over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.33,0:02:54.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I said no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.02,0:02:56.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you embarrassed?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.33,0:02:57.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I just don't want to!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.84,0:03:00.15,Default,,0,0,0,,No way in hell I'm gonna let you see my ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.15,0:03:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.15,0:03:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Why are you so against it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.71,0:03:04.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Because...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.40,0:03:06.49,Default,,0,0,0,,This is clearly a tranny.{Or homo or any other word}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.11,0:03:09.87,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no point in hiding it anymore, I suppose.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.65,0:03:11.84,Default,,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.84,0:03:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I {\i1}am{\i0} a transsexual proctologist.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.75,0:03:17.34,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't help being misunderstood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.18,0:03:19.67,Default,,0,0,0,,You can trust me on this, though:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.09,0:03:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I am a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.62,0:03:24.89,Default,,0,0,0,,I may be a transsexual, but I am a doctor determined to save her{his?} patients!{there has to be a better word than gay or cross-dresser for someone who thinks they're actually a female. I can't recall}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.42,0:03:28.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Please take my word as a doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.66,0:03:29.97,Default,,0,0,0,,See? It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.97,0:03:30.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Let her take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.85,0:03:33.81,Default,,0,0,0,,Bee-yan-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.11,0:03:37.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Tell us the truth!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.78,0:03:43.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I live to do {\i1}it{\i0}{missing the italics font? I asked last episode too...} with innocent young boys while calling it "treatment"!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.33,0:03:43.49,Alternative,,0,0,0,,I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.49,0:03:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,This fag's dangerous!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.91,0:03:46.46,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's find another doctor!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.46,0:03:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,But she's the last proctologist around.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.88,0:03:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,She's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.33,0:03:56.96,Default,,0,0,0,,For some reason all of Tokyo's\Nproctologists have all been quitting recently.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.96,0:03:59.76,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go to Saitama, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.78,0:04:03.93,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't let you go to Saitama.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.93,0:04:07.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Suck it up, kid, you're staying here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.14,0:04:08.39,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.87,0:04:10.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.08,0:04:11.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Forgive me!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.08,0:04:12.10,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.10,0:04:14.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Please let me go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.10,0:04:15.40,Alternative,,0,0,0,,I cannot possibly let a patient undergo the suffering of a hemorrhoid...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.44,0:04:16.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.40,0:04:16.69,Alternative,,0,0,0,,for I am a doctor!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.69,0:04:19.48,Default,,0,0,0,,Cut it out already!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.48,0:04:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, time to dig in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.22,0:04:22.96,Default,,0,0,0,,Prepare your anus!{lol}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.00,0:04:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Show me that ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.97,0:04:27.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Open up those fucking legs!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.56,0:04:31.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This is terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.56,0:04:34.36,Default,,0,0,0,,We need an operation {\i1}now{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.25,0:04:36.60,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.60,0:04:37.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.84,0:04:41.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Your asshole's way more messed up than you think.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.91,0:04:44.22,Default,,0,0,0,,For a second, I thought it was a pomegranate.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.22,0:04:45.05,Default,,0,0,0,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.05,0:04:46.42,Default,,0,0,0,,No! No! No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.42,0:04:48.06,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want an operation!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.06,0:04:49.01,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.01,0:04:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be given general anesthesia, so you won't feel or remember a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.20,0:04:57.69,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't be able to complain even if I do {\i1}it{\i0} or give you a pussy.{lolwtf}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.69,0:05:00.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Would you just please die?!{is it just me, or are none of the docs wearing pants...? Also Saku's tights mmmmmmmmmmm}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.51,0:05:01.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Pervert!{or "faggot"}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.62,0:05:03.19,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll have the operation in three days.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.19,0:05:05.49,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll have you stay here until then.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.20,0:05:07.70,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(610,357.6)}Nakamura Hirofumi
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.20,0:05:07.70,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(610,447)}Tamura Kichisuke
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.20,0:05:07.70,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(880,355)}Douchin Kotaro
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.70,0:05:09.73,Default,,0,0,0,,Your clothes are in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.73,0:05:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen to what the doctor and nurses say, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.11,0:05:14.84,Default,,0,0,0,,Make sure you behave yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.45,0:05:20.31,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sure you won't be doing any harm without this grimoire, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.31,0:05:21.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Good luck!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.96,0:05:26.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Out of the way, please! This is an emergency!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.60,0:05:34.56,Default,,0,0,0,,He's that guy with the hemorrhoids!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.56,0:05:39.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Rumor has it that he's been hopping from proctologist to proctologist
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.37,0:05:42.36,Default,,0,0,0,,but none of them could cure him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.36,0:05:45.26,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems like that man is in seriously bad condition.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.26,0:05:46.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.51,0:05:47.51,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to be around him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.51,0:05:49.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.07,0:05:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Unbelievable!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.20,0:05:51.08,Default,,0,0,0,,This is horrendous!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.08,0:05:53.55,Default,,0,0,0,,Anal fissures, blind piles, and anal fistulae...{the first and fourth seem to be redundant; removed}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.55,0:05:57.27,Default,,0,0,0,,He's got all kinds of hemorrhoids in the worst way imaginable!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.27,0:05:59.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hard to believe you're even alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.62,0:06:01.20,Default,,0,0,0,,We {\i1}must{\i0} operate!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.20,0:06:02.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I refuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.29,0:06:05.11,Default,,0,0,0,,What are you talking about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.11,0:06:07.15,Default,,0,0,0,,At this rate, your anus will{\fscx200}-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.15,0:06:08.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't even try!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.07,0:06:12.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I will {\i1}never{\i0} let anyone operate on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.64,0:06:14.64,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(610,357.6)}Nakamura Hirofumi
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.64,0:06:14.64,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(610,447)}Tamura Kichisuke
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.64,0:06:14.64,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(880,539)}Kumada Ryohei
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.64,0:06:14.64,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(880,383.111)}Marukome Nobuki
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.64,0:06:14.64,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(610,535)}Hasegawa Itsuki
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.64,0:06:14.64,Sign #5,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs25\c&H232523&\an6\pos(880,355)}Douchin Kotaro
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.49,0:06:19.17,Default,,0,0,0,,You okay, dude?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.17,0:06:21.31,Default,,0,0,0,,Your butt's covered in blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.71,0:06:23.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry about me, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.05,0:06:28.20,Default,,0,0,0,,There is no point to my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.00,0:06:31.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This guy's crazy.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.07,0:06:37.18,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.78,0:06:41.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you ever experienced true despair?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.33,0:06:47.27,Default,,0,0,0,,Ignoring me, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.67,0:06:50.64,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.64,0:06:53.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I was asking if you've ever experienced true despair!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.75,0:06:54.40,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.40,0:06:55.77,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.77,0:06:56.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.40,0:06:59.23,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why's this guy raging all of a sudden?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.82,0:07:02.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Three years ago, I was in the Middle East.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.71,0:07:08.85,Default,,0,0,0,,I was part of a bomb disposal team for a non-government organization.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.16,0:07:15.62,Default,,0,0,0,,It was my job to remove the duds and mines that were left over from the war.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.22,0:07:21.17,Default,,0,0,0,,I put my life on the line every day, defusing bombs with the scorching sun behind my back.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.76,0:07:25.97,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw myself die countless times, and for every wire I cut,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.97,0:07:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I prayed to god.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.13,0:07:34.76,Default,,0,0,0,,However, I was determined to never give up, no matter how dangerous the mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.22,0:07:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I saw the innocent smiles on those children,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.83,0:07:41.31,Default,,0,0,0,,and I wanted to help bring peace to their world!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.31,0:07:42.98,Default,,0,0,0,,That was my motivation.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.33,0:07:48.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You look like one of the kids that took a liking to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.00,0:07:52.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Had he survived, he would be right around your age...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.45,0:07:54.81,Default,,0,0,0,,His name was Timpoi.{Of course, a penis joke. "Adik" "Raashit" "Rafuq" may also work}
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.58,0:07:56.77,Default,,0,0,0,,"Had he survived..."?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.77,0:07:59.22,Default,,0,0,0,,It was all my fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.22,0:08:01.37,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.37,0:08:02.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.20,0:08:03.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't make me remember!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.72,0:08:04.42,Default,,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.42,0:08:05.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You can't just stop there!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.91,0:08:07.88,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}You're{\i0} the one that started this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.88,0:08:08.93,Default,,0,0,0,,Tell me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.93,0:08:10.87,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened to Timpoi?!{again, name}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.07,0:08:16.85,Default,,0,0,0,,One day, I received word that a dud had been found in Timpoi's village.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.47,0:08:20.00,Default,,0,0,0,,It was enormous.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.00,0:08:23.24,Default,,0,0,0,,It was capable of leveling the entire village.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.24,0:08:25.98,Default,,0,0,0,,Luckily, however, the mechanism was quite simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.98,0:08:30.74,Default,,0,0,0,,It was disarmed without a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.69,0:08:34.38,Default,,0,0,0,,However, it wasn't the only bomb!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.02,0:08:38.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I completely overlooked the other one.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.74,0:08:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.66,0:08:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,,All the villagers saw Timpoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.18,0:08:44.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Timpoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.28,0:08:47.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't tell me that the bomb exploded!{Can you do "Don't tell me, the bomb exploded?!" english is hard}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.78,0:08:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,That's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.30,0:08:51.98,Default,,0,0,0,,The bomb in my ass did!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.47,0:08:56.51,Default,,0,0,0,,The fuck?{this is exactly what I said}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.51,0:09:00.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So you were talking about your hemorrhoids all this time?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.00,0:09:01.64,Default,,0,0,0,,The irony haunts me to this day.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.64,0:09:05.42,Default,,0,0,0,,A bomb disposal expert didn't notice the bomb up his ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.42,0:09:07.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't want to hear about your damn hemorrhoids!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.53,0:09:08.40,Default,,0,0,0,,What about Timpoi?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.40,0:09:09.65,Default,,0,0,0,,What happened to Timpoi?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.11,0:09:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Timpoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.33,0:09:12.90,Default,,0,0,0,,exploded in laughter.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.67,0:09:16.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I was in despair.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.07,0:09:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,I was ridiculed in front of the entire village,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.22,0:09:24.54,Default,,0,0,0,,which I thought I was risking my life to protect!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.54,0:09:26.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Since that day...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.54,0:09:29.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't been able to trust anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.91,0:09:35.40,Default,,0,0,0,,How the fuck could a fragile guy like you ever defuse bombs?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.40,0:09:37.22,Default,,0,0,0,,That's just how people are.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.38,0:09:41.54,Default,,0,0,0,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.60,0:09:46.43,Default,,0,0,0,,Holy shit, dude!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.23,0:09:49.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Hang in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.37,0:09:50.73,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll go get the doctor right now!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.73,0:09:52.44,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no need for that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.44,0:09:55.65,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess you've underestimated hemorrhoids.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.82,0:09:57.77,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.77,0:09:59.71,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll have the operation.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.71,0:10:01.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Good boy, Kotaro-kun.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.69,0:10:06.83,Default,,0,0,0,,It's time that you give your anus a rest, Marukome-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.29,0:10:11.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You're going to have the operation, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.00,0:10:14.21,Default,,0,0,0,,I will {\i1}not{\i0} let you operate on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.60,0:10:17.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Never in a million years.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.71,0:10:20.11,Default,,0,0,0,,W-What resilience!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.11,0:10:23.23,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't ever believe in the slightest of hope.
Dialogue: 2,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs20\fsp-1\fax-0.02\c&H814367&\frz17.5\pos(387.2,228)}We've got teenage girls!!
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.5\fs20\fsp-1\fax-0.02\1a&HFF&\bord2\frz17.5\3c&HE5E1E3&\pos(387.2,228)}We've got teenage girls!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.6\fs20\fsp-1\fax-0.02\1a&HFF&\bord3\frz17.5\3c&H774978&\pos(387.2,228)}We've got teenage girls!!
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.6\fs20\fsp-1\fay-0.02\c&H9CCACB&\frz18\pos(200,478)}Anime
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.6\fs20\fsp-1\fay-0.03\c&H9CCACB&\frz18\pos(181.818,426.182)}Kimono
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.6\fs20\fax-0.02\fsp-1\fay-0.03\c&H9CCACB&\frz18\pos(168,369.231)}Swimsuit
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #9,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.6\fs20\fax-0.02\fsp-1\c&H9CCACB&\frz18\pos(148.444,312.889)}Nurse
Dialogue: 1,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #8,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.6\fs40\c&H6AD8DD&\frz18\pos(264,143)}Cosplay Heaven
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #8,,0,0,0,,{\blur1\fs40\c&H6AD8DD&\frz18\pos(264,143)\1a&HFF&\bord0.5\3c&H78B1DF&}Cosplay Heaven
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Sign #8,,0,0,0,,{\c&H6BD5D7&\fsp-1\blur0.6\fax0.04\fs20\frz16.8\pos(396.8,514.4)}We {\c&H361BA4&}do not {\c&H2E2D2D&}have hags!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.89,0:10:26.64,Default,,0,0,0,,I {\i1}know{\i0} the despair of betrayal
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.25,0:10:33.11,Default,,0,0,0,,that becomes greater and greater the more you raise your hopes!{this sentence sucks too}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.24,0:10:40.11,Default,,0,0,0,,How do I know you're not just some quack?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.60,0:10:43.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Can you assure me that there's\Nabsolutely {\i1}no{\i0} chance of failure?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.73,0:10:46.08,Default,,0,0,0,,I've had enough of being betrayed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.76,0:10:49.88,Default,,0,0,0,,Please... let me be.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.88,0:10:52.63,Default,,0,0,0,,Then why the fuck are you in a hospital?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.63,0:10:54.28,Default,,0,0,0,,God dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.28,0:10:57.38,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't let your ass stop me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.84,0:11:01.80,Default,,0,0,0,,You're going to have this operation {\i1}now{\i0} whether you like it or not!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.80,0:11:02.77,Default,,0,0,0,,It's hopeless.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.77,0:11:05.26,Default,,0,0,0,,You cannot cure me.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.22,0:11:09.39,Default,,0,0,0,,Other doctors may have given up on you,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.39,0:11:12.35,Default,,0,0,0,,but I am {\i1}the{\i0} Charisma of Hemorrhoids!{Again with this... "Pro-ctologist" "P-rock-tologist" "Proct-fessional" may also work lel}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.35,0:11:14.19,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll fix you up, no matter what!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.67,0:11:18.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Then I suppose today will be the end of the “Charisma of Hemorrhoids.”
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.40,0:11:21.76,Default,,0,0,0,,Something's wrong with this guy...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.36,0:11:23.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Hold on, Dr. Reika!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.44,0:11:24.67,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't operate on{\fscx200}-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.56,0:11:28.85,Default,,0,0,0,,Give it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.41,0:11:33.62,Default,,0,0,0,,If you're going to lose hope anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.62,0:11:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,you're better off resting in some calm despair.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.98,0:11:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Why didn't I realize it earlier?!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.95,0:11:41.98,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}This guy's...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.07,0:11:45.43,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}A demon summoner!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.51,0:11:53.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, am I glad that yappy kid isn't around anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.20,0:11:54.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Most definitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.37,0:11:57.82,Default,,0,0,0,,We'd be much happier if Azazel-san were gone, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.82,0:11:59.38,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Most{\i0} definitely.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.86,0:12:04.87,Preview,,0,0,0,,{\pos(650,480)\blur0.5}Eurynomos of Despair
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.86,0:12:04.87,Preview,,0,0,0,,{\blur0.5\pos(650,236)}Next Episode
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