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Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.05,0:00:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a penalty game, so you have to do whatever I say.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.66,0:00:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.21,0:00:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever since the Daihaseisai, she's been acting like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.28,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Onee-sama!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is alluring you to do dream up such sweet, yet scary schemes?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.18,0:00:34.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What should I have you do first?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.17,0:00:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's snuggling?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.64,0:00:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Onee-sama...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.75,0:00:43.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who... Who is that fluffy pillow a placeholder for?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.64,0:00:52.51,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(670,849)\pos(832,560)}#17 Penalty Game
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.44,0:00:56.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Look, look!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.59,0:01:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"While MISAKA was hospitalized, everyone's clothes changed!" says MISAKA says MISAKA—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.02,0:01:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your clothes are too frilly.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.14,0:01:12.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't go climbing on people who just got out of the hospital, you little brat.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.13,0:01:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You're so mean! MISAKA just got out of the hospital, too!" says MISAKA says MISAKA—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.84,0:01:16.63,Alternative,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.63,0:01:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.05,0:01:22.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your lovers quarrel can wait until we get you to your new home.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.73,0:01:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean by a "new home"?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.69,0:01:29.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of my colleagues' homes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.33,0:01:32.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're dropping out of school, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.69,0:01:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to put up with that "Level 6" crap any longer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The person you'll be meeting with is in no\Nway affiliated with the research business.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.80,0:01:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure you'll find her to be a reliable friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.91,0:01:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So basically I have to deal with another one of these idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.89,0:01:53.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really wish I could meet someone...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:57.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.90,0:02:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, when you say that, it sounds like you're just mocking us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.85,0:02:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you say things like that, girls always just pop into your life out of nowhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.74,0:02:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.36,0:02:16.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You always seem to attract anyone, whether it be a super electronic robot girl or a spirit maiden of a fountain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.21,0:02:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, take a look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.04,0:02:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shoulder Massaging Holder-kun"?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.66,0:02:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget the design. My shoulders are stiff, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.28,0:02:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this would be perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.93,0:02:28.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think, Kami-yan?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.52,0:02:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a scam. And, even if you complain to them later...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.34,0:02:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"...the better choice would have been to\Nhave someone {\i1}actually{\i0} give you a massage!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.17,0:02:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can totally tell where this is going!{}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.16,0:02:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then how about finding a more effective\Nsolution to fixing that stiff shoulder?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.00,0:02:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you already! The "effective solution"\Nis the Shoulder Massaging Holder-kun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.23,0:02:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if that's the case, then I know just the person.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.56,0:02:55.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone who always has stiff shoulders\Nand is all over those TV shopping goods.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.09,0:02:58.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, in other words, world peace is about...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.18,0:03:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Fukiyose here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.19,0:03:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the last thing I'll ever ask of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.56,0:03:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me fondle those!{}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.36,0:03:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, class. We're going to start chemistry next.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.57,0:03:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My classroom looks like one of those delinquent classrooms!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.18,0:03:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is for the sake of world peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.04,0:03:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starting today, you four will begin rehabilitation.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.01,0:03:41.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay with Tokiwadai's winter uniform?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.06,0:03:45.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That won't be a problem," replies MISAKA-10032.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.55,0:03:47.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sizes are the same for all of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.46,0:03:53.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There is no doubt that we are all exactly the\Nsame," immediately replies MISAKA-13577.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.27,0:04:00.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There is no chance of us having different sizes," adds MISAKA-10039.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.24,0:04:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"MI..."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.32,0:04:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"MISAKA actually..."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.04,0:04:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Is something the matter, 19090?" asks MISAKA—
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.09,0:04:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"There's enough space for two fingers to\Nfit," reports MISAKA-10032 hurriedly.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.98,0:04:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But all MISAKAs are supposed to be the same,"\Nsays MISAKA-13577, expressing her shock.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.36,0:04:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How about your bust size and other measurements?"\Nasks MISAKA-10039, suggesting a re-measurement.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.56,0:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there are individual differences in eating and exercise.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.52,0:04:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So is this what one might call 'going on a diet'?"\Ncontinues MISAKA-10032 with her interrogation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.20,0:04:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Speaking of which, I have seen 19090 reading\Na women's magazine," recalls MISAKA-13577.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.85,0:04:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She has obtained information such as receiving good luck
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.78,0:05:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when putting an engagement ring on your left ring\Nfinger," leaks MISAKA-10039, seeing the opportunity.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.13,0:05:08.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Ring... good luck..."{i'm not going to do "winning group"}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.87,0:05:10.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"MI-MISAKA..."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.59,0:05:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you all did the same as 19090, you'd go through the same changes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.32,0:05:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"MI-MISAKA will acknowledge her sense of\Ndanger and run away..." says MISAKA says...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.41,0:05:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There you are! So you finally show yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.37,0:05:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.01,0:05:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Such misfortune.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.33,0:05:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that the first thing that comes to mind when you see my face?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.07,0:05:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what do you want, Shocker?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.42,0:05:45.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really have the right to keep up that attitude?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The penalty game!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.28,0:05:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Were we still doing that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.29,0:05:57.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop forgetting about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.19,0:06:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, you're going to do everything I say.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.24,0:06:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though, a commoner like you probably can't do much.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.29,0:06:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All I can say is do your best.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.07,0:06:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.44,0:06:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With pleasure!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.00,0:06:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you like first?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.90,0:06:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.24,0:06:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must provide a suitable environment for milady.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.78,0:06:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The insignificant commoner, Kamijou Touma,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.13,0:06:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hereby asks for your forgiveness in anything you find unsatisfactory!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.37,0:06:36.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-You idiot, don't fan my skirt from below!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.59,0:06:37.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Onee-sama...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.66,0:06:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,K-Kuroko?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.39,0:06:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a sincere posture of subservience!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.64,0:06:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is no normal man.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.76,0:06:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.26,0:06:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is supposed to be {\i1}my{\i0} role!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.12,0:06:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it you idiots!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.74,0:06:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of ritual is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.43,0:06:59.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of a commander am I supposed to be?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.49,0:07:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll be taking care of you from now on.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.80,0:07:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.82,0:07:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, whoa. Already forgot about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.99,0:07:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.74,0:07:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm talking about this inexplicable organism!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.19,0:07:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you mean by that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.64,0:07:22.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite my looks, I'm a teacher, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.30,0:07:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they've already found a way to stop cellular aging...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.42,0:07:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,U-Um... that's not—
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.20,0:07:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How sad."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.13,0:07:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She's probably going to continue with her experiments,"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.77,0:07:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"leaving her with no free time," says MISAKA says MISAKA while trying to put a handkerchief to her eye.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.31,0:07:44.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.37,0:07:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you sure caught their attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.45,0:07:50.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that the only reason you brought me along?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.77,0:07:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to show you guys my apartment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.35,0:07:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll go start up the car.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.14,0:07:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.13,0:08:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Letting me of all people stay at your place?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.73,0:08:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.00,0:08:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have spare rooms, so there's—
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.89,0:08:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not what I'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.54,0:08:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do realize that giving me sanctuary...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.48,0:08:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...is like facing everything that is dark about Academy City, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.23,0:08:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's precisely why.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.05,0:08:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you already forgotten my job?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.04,0:08:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I doubt there's anyone out there who'd publically\Nattack the home of an Antiskill member.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.16,0:08:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't complain once you're dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.02,0:08:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.94,0:08:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your name might even be put on their list!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.73,0:08:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Correcting those guys is what I do every day.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.54,0:08:41.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm relieved.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.84,0:08:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You seem a lot easier to save than what I imagined.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.40,0:08:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.50,0:08:49.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just listen to yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.49,0:08:53.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite all you're saying, you're trying to\Npoint out the risks your guardian is taking.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.99,0:08:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means you're ready to protect us.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.13,0:09:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is why I hate dealing with these idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.28,0:09:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's late. What's he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.34,0:09:22.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be at Seventh Mist by one o'clock!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.12,0:09:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what'll happen if you're late!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.61,0:09:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good grief.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.67,0:09:32.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kind of like {\i1}I'm{\i0} the idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.14,0:09:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is somen too.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.38,0:09:34.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.79,0:09:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do we have to keep eating this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.46,0:09:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this? Some sort of body-regulating magic in the form of food?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.47,0:09:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot of different people happened to give them to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.80,0:09:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think about me! I have to keep giving variations\Nlike salad style, pasta style, and udon style!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.45,0:10:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tsuchimikado Maika...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.44,0:10:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to share this happiness with someone!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.16,0:10:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.93,0:10:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maids aren't supposed to be too flashy.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.48,0:10:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I put some frills on my sleeves to add some individuality.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.51,0:10:20.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in a great mood right now, so you can\Ntalk to me about any problems you're having.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.47,0:10:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We want new recipies for somen!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.23,0:10:33.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought they were trying to reduce the salaries of government officials.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.86,0:10:37.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is an institution constructed for the\Narchitectural engineering sector's experiments.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.70,0:10:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the university pays for some of the rent.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.00,0:10:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.09,0:10:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wow, amazing! There doesn't seem to be a speck of dust anywhere!"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.91,0:10:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,compliments MISAKA compliments MISAKA jumping on the couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.17,0:10:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They made you write a debriefing again, didn't they?{}
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.31,0:10:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What might you be talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.43,0:10:59.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When she has an issue, she tends to clean her room.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.54,0:11:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But since she doesn't plan ahead, she often loses her room keys...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.89,0:11:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-Is that how you'd describe the person who's helping you find a job?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.44,0:11:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means the kitchen's more or less the same, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.15,0:11:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, Kikyou said the food I made was good!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.75,0:11:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you knew how to make it, that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.82,0:11:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wow, why are there so many rice cookers?!"\Nasks MISAKA asks MISAKA trying to count them.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.90,0:11:27.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A rice cooker has a ton of different uses!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.01,0:11:29.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Still?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.19,0:11:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Misaka-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.04,0:11:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Uiharu-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.69,0:11:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe Shirai-san's was supposed to come pick up your baggage for you...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.39,0:11:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.28,0:11:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was busy making me do Judgment work—
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.54,0:11:48.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Err, I mean... she was working so hard so she said she couldn't make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.11,0:11:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So she asked me to come instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.96,0:11:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.18,0:11:53.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, Tokiwadai Middle really is amazing...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.65,0:11:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.06,0:11:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's amazing how you get to learn violin in school.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.42,0:11:58.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's nothing to brag about.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.42,0:12:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want to try playing it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.03,0:12:02.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.15,0:12:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it between your chin and collarbone,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.89,0:12:06.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then lightly grasp the neck.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.73,0:12:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold the bow at a right angle to the strings, then slowly pull.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.36,0:12:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Easy, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.24,0:12:19.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Misaka-san... I feel like I'm dreaming...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.76,0:12:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.93,0:12:28.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,U-i-ha-ru!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.30,0:12:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.91,0:12:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I'm the one who won the contest...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.22,0:12:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So why am I the one who had to wait an hour for you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.53,0:12:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,W-Well... there's a good reason...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.64,0:12:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, weren't we supposed to meet at one o'clock?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.30,0:12:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came half an hour early?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.85,0:12:57.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.82,0:13:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-It's not like I was here exactly an hour ago or anything...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.44,0:13:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Misaka, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.63,0:13:06.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I—
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.01,0:13:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to make me eat this penalty game that badly?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.37,0:13:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're sneakier than you look.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.10,0:13:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I was right...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.98,0:13:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't try to gloss over how you lost!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.10,0:13:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The agreement was you'd do anything I say, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.34,0:13:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not anything, but as long as I'm able to...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.77,0:13:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anything I say, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.30,0:13:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.24,0:13:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh? Wh-Where?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.08,0:13:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just come with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.18,0:13:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the first penalty game!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.78,0:13:37.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's more than one?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.91,0:13:43.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Handy antenna service"?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.08,0:13:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that thing where they turn your cell phone into a backup antenna relay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.26,0:13:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right. Subscribers to this service form an additional network between each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.27,0:13:57.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, if you sign up for the pair contract, you get a huge discount.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.20,0:13:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pair contract?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.26,0:14:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And right now, if we sign up for both the pair contract and the antenna service,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.39,0:14:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they'll throw in a Lovely Mitten Gekota strap!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.09,0:14:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.04,0:14:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, come sign up with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.93,0:14:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you just want this strap?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.13,0:14:13.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you already have a ton of frog—
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.01,0:14:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're signing up!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.79,0:14:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But aren't pair contracts aimed at couples?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.75,0:14:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-Idiot! What kind of a joke is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.99,0:14:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You d-don't have to be a couple to sign up for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.99,0:14:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could also be spouses, for example!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.57,0:14:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? That's way beyond a couple, Misaka-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.70,0:14:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Th-This is a penalty game, so shut up and just do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.46,0:14:48.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To finish off the paperwork I just need your signatures and a photo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.19,0:14:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A proof of ID photo?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.89,0:14:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we just need a two-shot picture to show you're a couple.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.77,0:14:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T-Two-shot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.99,0:15:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What should we do? Just take one with my cellphone camera?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.39,0:15:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.87,0:15:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.73,0:15:12.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just so you know, this was your idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.19,0:15:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.30,0:15:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait for me, Gekota!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.76,0:15:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm taking it...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.27,0:15:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! Bring it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.49,0:15:30.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your face looks kind of stiff, Misaka...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.84,0:15:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you deliberately looking away?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.67,0:15:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't look like a pair here.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.53,0:15:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we should take another one?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.93,0:15:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does your face still look so stiff, Misaka?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.46,0:15:46.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you shifting your body away from me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.83,0:15:50.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, for a two-shot, we just need to look like a couple, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.62,0:15:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do this then.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.19,0:15:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Misaka!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.64,0:15:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just for the paperwork!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.59,0:15:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We both know what it's really for, so there's no problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.34,0:16:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah... You're right...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.71,0:16:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This isn't for real or anything...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.12,0:16:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're just taking a picture!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.94,0:16:06.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here goes!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.69,0:16:07.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.99,0:16:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goodness. I knew that trusting that newbie slave to that work was a mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.00,0:16:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You also seem to be taking things too lightly, Onee-sama.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.11,0:16:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,D-Don't get the wrong idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.25,0:16:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted the Gekota strap, so we\Nwere taking a picture for the pair contract—
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.89,0:16:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why didn't you just ask me for help instead\Nof lowering yourself to this brute's level?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.01,0:16:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let's take one then.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.02,0:16:43.31,Alternative,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, Kuroko!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.57,0:16:47.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's create some memories that'll last a lifetime!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.60,0:16:47.64,Alternative,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are we going?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.29,0:16:51.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're okay with that, can I go home then?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.99,0:16:54.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It has to be a boy-girl pair!!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.09,0:17:00.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And coming back to act alongside her in the movie will be Hitotsui Hajime,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.58,0:17:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but this time it seems he might be playing the lead part.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.09,0:17:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I fell asleep...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.54,0:17:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even with this thing, it takes all my effort to last 15 minutes in a fight...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.08,0:17:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one's home?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.74,0:17:39.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.56,0:17:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I'll take a shower.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.39,0:17:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why would you just barge in without knocking?!"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.94,0:17:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asks MISAKA asks MISAKA while frantically grasping for her bath towel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.25,0:17:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why didn't you lock the door?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.89,0:17:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.34,0:17:59.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm used to living alone, so I totally forgot.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.19,0:18:01.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aiho, for now, cover yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.49,0:18:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How can you stay so calm after being seen naked\Nlike that?" ponders MISAKA ponders MISAKA.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.02,0:18:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's not like there's anything to get worked up over.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.35,0:18:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This guy's still a kid, and we're adults.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.32,0:18:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Adults? More like old aunties," says MISA—
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.14,0:18:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow ow ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.00,0:18:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Don't knuckle burn my head like that!"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.00,0:18:21.16,Alternative,,0000,0000,0000,,Be more careful next time, will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.23,0:18:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"...is what happpened," reports MISAKA reports MISAKA.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.14,0:18:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That information was already distributed\Nthroughout the MISAKA Network."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.52,0:18:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Was there any particular reason to restate it orally?"\Nasks MISAKA as she calmly points the fact out.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.40,0:18:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I just wanted to say it out loud!" protests MISAKA protests MISAKA.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.42,0:18:47.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That said, you've managed to get yourself into quite\Na ridiculous situation, trapped outside like this."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.97,0:18:52.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If MISAKA hadn't come by, you would have been stuck\Nout here alone,"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.86,0:18:56.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,says MISAKA as she giggles quietly to herself.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.12,0:19:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's not MISAKA's fault! It's that autolock!"\Nprotests MISAKA protests MISAKA indignantly.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.59,0:19:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, where'd that little brat go?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.41,0:19:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that you mention it...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.64,0:19:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You mean this?" asks MISAKA as she\Nattempts to confirm the strange question.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.23,0:19:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"All the other MISAKA's have one, but MISAKA doesn't,"\Nstates MISAKA states MISAKA glancing at it enviously.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.86,0:19:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"This MISAKA is this MISAKA, and that MISAKA is that\NMISAKA," says MISAKA as she advises MISAKA to give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.24,0:19:39.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"MISAKA wants that too!" whines MISAKA whines MISAKA trying to throw a tantrum like a spoiled child.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.66,0:19:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You may be trying to act cute, but that kind of behavior only annoys me," says MISAKA as she explains gently.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.47,0:19:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, 10032, could you bend over for a second?"\Nrequests MISAKA requests MISAKA.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.14,0:20:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Gotcha!" says MISAKA says MISAKA as her grab tactic succeeds!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.94,0:20:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Try to get it back if you can!" taunts\NMISAKA taunts MISAKA making her getaway.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.55,0:20:25.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The time for a revolution has come," declares MISAKA-10032.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.05,0:20:28.05,Preview,,0000,0000,0000,,Next Episode
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.27,0:20:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After Misaka Mikoto I have to deal with her little sister?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.71,0:20:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This time it's a tiny Misaka...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.18,0:20:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, don't go rampaging here!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.30,0:20:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Index, that person with you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.93,0:20:35.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time: "Serial Number."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.77,0:20:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When science and magic cross paths, this epic will begin!