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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text

Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.35,0:01:37.55,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,Another day, another mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.55,0:01:38.66,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,Great job, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.13,0:01:41.92,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Whew, finally done!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.54,0:01:46.70,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, why don't we take a break at\N this tea house before we go back?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.70,0:01:50.04,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be foolish, Tenten, \Nwe've got no time to loiter!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.04,0:01:52.12,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,We should be running home \Nas fast as possible...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.12,0:01:53.01,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,...on our hands!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.01,0:01:54.50,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,He's right, Tenten.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.50,0:01:56.45,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Let's at least walk like normal people.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.45,0:01:56.84,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Never!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.33,0:01:59.80,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,I have genius rivals to surpass!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.10,0:02:03.11,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, don't be such a wet blanket.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.11,0:02:05.02,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,But while we're relaxing, \NGaara's probably—
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.40,0:02:09.98,Rock-Main,Both,0000,0000,0000,,Eating dumplings?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.98,0:02:11.44,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Who said dumplings?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.80,0:02:13.98,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the Leaf guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.39,0:02:15.90,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,What're you doing way out here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.17,0:02:19.89,Rock-Main,Gaara,0000,0000,0000,,As the Kazekage, I sometimes \Nhave to visit other nations.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.83,0:02:23.81,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Gaara, are those dumplings \Nas good as they look?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.41,0:02:27.87,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Lee, you're not going to challenge Gaara\Nto another stupid contest are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.87,0:02:29.99,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You always get way too worked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.60,0:02:33.94,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, we'll be just fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.35,0:02:37.42,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,"Just fine" shouldn't involve \Nsetting up the Initial Lotus!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.88,0:02:39.63,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Cut it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.70,0:02:39.63,Rock-Note,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Weapons
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.10,0:02:45.01,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Jeez.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.98,0:02:48.81,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Bothering the Kazekage with \Nyour oddball antics again?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.13,0:02:51.48,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Temari...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.55,0:03:01.49,Rock-Ep-Title,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(85,1)}Tenten vs Temari!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.44,0:03:04.54,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Hm... Oh well,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.54,0:03:07.38,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we may as well \Ntake a quick breather!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.38,0:03:09.66,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Miss! Some dumplings, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.92,0:03:14.09,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Not only did she blow \Nall my weapons away,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.09,0:03:18.64,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,she landed a powerful long-range \Npunchline while doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.64,0:03:19.67,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Goodness...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.44,0:03:23.09,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,I see you're as incompetent as ever.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.41,0:03:28.60,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Who're you calling incompetent?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.17,0:03:31.06,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Did I stutter?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.72,0:03:34.69,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, I'm caught in the middle...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.93,0:03:38.86,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Tenten?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.86,0:03:41.65,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Ow...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.65,0:03:42.54,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.54,0:03:43.75,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.75,0:03:45.24,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,That wasn't like you at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.18,0:03:49.60,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,She and I fought once, a few years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.23,0:03:55.08,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,But she deflected every single \Nweapon I threw at her...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.57,0:04:00.71,Rock-Italic,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Really, how boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.38,0:04:03.72,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I'm no prodigy either...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.72,0:04:07.51,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,So I worked really hard to \Nimprove on my specialties.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.25,0:04:13.06,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,But having my attacks to be so\N completely ineffective ate me up inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.85,0:04:16.40,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I lost my temper.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.79,0:04:20.58,Rock-Italic,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,I know how you feel, Tenten.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.03,0:04:23.84,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Tenten!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.72,0:04:27.82,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Put on these tights and I \Nguarantee you'll get stronger.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.99,0:04:32.87,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.67,0:04:37.44,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Now this might work.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.25,0:04:39.84,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, that move is awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.28,0:04:42.18,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,A little bit here...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.18,0:04:43.62,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'd do it like so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.00,0:04:46.05,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,What are you two doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.44,0:04:48.76,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing to worry about, Tenten.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.46,0:04:53.23,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,I know better than anyone how much\Neffort you've put into your specialty.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.01,0:05:00.27,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, I'm sure there's a way \Nfor you to beat Temari.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.76,0:05:01.90,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Like maybe...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.43,0:05:06.94,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,She lost...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.94,0:05:09.03,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Don't compare those without permission!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.60,0:05:13.14,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Gaara, Kankuro, \Nyou ready to hit the road?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.14,0:05:14.00,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.58,0:05:15.96,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Before you leave, Gaara...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.57,0:05:18.00,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,I challenge you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.00,0:05:19.64,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,That's no contest!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.23,0:05:21.13,Rock-Main,Gaara,0000,0000,0000,,I lost...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.13,0:05:23.17,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,That's not what I meant, \Nthose are volleyballs!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.48,0:05:26.90,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,You people never change.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.90,0:05:29.89,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Gaara, there's no need \Nto play along with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.14,0:05:32.35,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Lee, you need to stop this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.78,0:05:34.44,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Gaara, it's—
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.44,0:05:35.48,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Settle this!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.13,0:05:37.65,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,T-Tenten?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.09,0:05:41.37,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I've been training nonstop \Nsince that day, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.37,0:05:43.44,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I refuse to keep losing to her!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.40,0:05:46.41,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The rules are simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.41,0:05:52.16,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Whichever team steals their opponent's\NHeaven or Earth scroll wins the battle.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.11,0:05:57.59,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,What do we do? I got all heated \Nup and now we've gotta fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.59,0:05:58.81,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.81,0:06:02.49,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,First, I want you to use this \Nscroll Guy Sensei gave me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.50,0:06:08.12,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Flying Weapons, Guy Sensei's \NUnwashed Tights!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.12,0:06:09.39,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Ew, that's so gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.18,0:06:11.89,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Cyclone Scythe Jutsu!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.99,0:06:14.25,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,They're coming back!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.73,0:06:20.39,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The stink's been blown off.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.39,0:06:21.64,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,I can wear these again!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.64,0:06:23.02,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Please wash them properly!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.17,0:06:26.41,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think we've even \Ninteracted before.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.05,0:06:28.99,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,How about this, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.99,0:06:30.11,Black,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Kan
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.25,0:06:30.95,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Kankuro and I dress in black.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.11,0:06:30.95,Black,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Kan{\b1}kuro\N(black)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.14,0:06:32.20,White,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,gan
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.29,0:06:33.91,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,And you're the Byakugan master Neji.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.20,0:06:33.91,White,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,{\b1}Byaku{\b0}gan\N{\b1}(White)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.41,0:06:35.99,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Black versus White!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.47,0:06:40.04,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see if your white eyes can \Nbest my secret black techniques!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.51,0:06:44.40,Rock-Italic,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,He uses chakra threads to \Nperform his puppet techniques.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.40,0:06:47.49,Rock-Italic,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,But something's off. \NI'm getting a strange vibe...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.49,0:06:49.45,Rock-Italic,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,I can't put my finger on it...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.45,0:06:51.59,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,What are you trying to pull, Lee?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.59,0:06:53.78,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Only a puppet master can \Nfight another puppet master!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.78,0:06:55.16,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,These are just ordinary threads—
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.16,0:06:56.15,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.15,0:06:57.24,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,You idiots.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.82,0:07:00.48,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you what a \Nreal puppet master can—
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.48,0:07:00.89,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.40,0:07:02.35,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Tenten!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.03,0:07:04.93,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Flying Weapons, Pilfered Puppets!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.93,0:07:05.94,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,She stole them!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.30,0:07:09.36,Rock-Italic,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,I can't risk attacking Kankuro's puppets.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.14,0:07:13.07,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I hit her!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.92,0:07:15.15,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,What's happening?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.15,0:07:19.37,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, the puppets turned her into \Nsome kind of female android!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.77,0:07:22.26,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well, guess I'll have \Nto fight like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.26,0:07:24.34,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Stop acting so giddy!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.60,0:07:26.10,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,I'll join the fray, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.10,0:07:27.64,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Stay out of this, Sensei!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.64,0:07:29.05,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,And why do you have to be naked?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.42,0:07:31.04,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,We're not through yet!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.04,0:07:32.68,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,We're not?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.10,0:07:37.07,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Flying Weapons, Aren't \NThese Two Together a lot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.07,0:07:38.35,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,This is an attack?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.80,0:07:42.27,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Spill it! What's going on \Nwith you and Shikamaru?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.27,0:07:43.82,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,We want the truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.82,0:07:45.41,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Leave me alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.41,0:07:47.45,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,And these are obviously fakes!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.45,0:07:48.65,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Is that my ghost?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.65,0:07:50.32,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,This one isn't even possible!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.60,0:07:52.38,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,You're in the springtime \Nof your youths!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.38,0:07:54.22,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Temari, I'll save you!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.22,0:07:55.03,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Kankuro...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.35,0:07:58.04,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Secret Black Technique, \NMy Makeup Mugshots!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.04,0:07:58.99,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Do something else!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.58,0:08:00.70,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.70,0:08:03.22,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Eight Trigrams, Hyuga Family Album!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.22,0:08:04.50,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,No more pictures!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.95,0:08:07.34,Rock-Main,Gaara,0000,0000,0000,,Sand Coffin!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.39,0:08:12.51,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Keeping up with all these \Nshenanigans is exhausting.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.99,0:08:14.20,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,I've had enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.49,0:08:16.85,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Summoning...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.40,0:08:18.74,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Blade Dance!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.74,0:08:19.52,Rock-Main,Weasel,0000,0000,0000,,Slice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.90,0:08:21.33,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Start with the veggies.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.42,0:08:23.35,Rock-Main,Weasel,0000,0000,0000,,Slice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.98,0:08:27.19,cooking,,0000,0000,0000,,Leaf Cooking
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.35,0:08:24.77,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Then the tofu.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.72,0:08:26.34,Rock-Main,Weasel,0000,0000,0000,,Slice.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.34,0:08:27.44,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Quit playing around!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.44,0:08:28.66,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.64,0:08:31.90,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Flying Weapons, Megaton Mace!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.61,0:08:35.26,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,If those two attacks collide we'll \Nall be blasted to kingdom come!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.26,0:08:36.78,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone protect themselves!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.24,0:08:42.31,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,What are you...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.83,0:08:44.11,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Barrier!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.11,0:08:45.50,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a child?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.83,0:08:47.08,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Barrier!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.93,0:08:54.64,Rock-Main,Both,0000,0000,0000,,Barrier!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.64,0:08:56.22,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,They're still doing it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.81,0:08:59.15,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Lee and Guy Sensei are \Ngoing to get hurt.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.15,0:09:00.97,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have to cancel my attack—
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.12,0:09:11.44,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,That was the most \Npointless miracle ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.48,0:09:18.78,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Crap...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.75,0:09:23.30,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like you're out of \Nscrolls and out of moves.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.03,0:09:25.66,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I win again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.32,0:09:31.06,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Now this might work.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.06,0:09:33.26,Rock-Italic,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, that move is awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.26,0:09:35.34,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,A little bit here...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.34,0:09:36.72,Rock-Italic,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'd do it like so...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.03,0:09:38.72,Rock-Italic,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing to worry about, Tenten.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.72,0:09:42.14,Rock-Italic,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,I know better than anyone how much\Neffort you've put into your specialty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.87,0:09:45.35,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,That's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.35,0:09:47.56,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I've worked so hard this whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.27,0:09:52.26,Rock-Italic,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not that weak little girl anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.28,0:09:55.53,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,She turned her shirt into \Na summoning scroll?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.93,0:09:57.23,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Now's your chance, Tenten!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.23,0:09:58.74,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Use the new attack I devised!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.40,0:10:02.92,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Flying Weapons, Boob Hammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.34,0:10:04.97,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Was it all for naught?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.97,0:10:06.23,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,The Boob Hammer?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.23,0:10:07.71,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The Boob Hammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.71,0:10:08.62,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,The Boob Hammer...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.62,0:10:10.33,Rock-Main,Gaara,0000,0000,0000,,Not the Boob Hammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.33,0:10:11.50,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, the Boob Hammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.50,0:10:12.00,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The Boob—
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.00,0:10:13.63,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Stop saying it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.32,0:10:15.59,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, the scroll!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.45,0:10:18.80,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,They're both ruined!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.68,0:10:24.49,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I guess we didn't settle anything...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.49,0:10:24.97,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.88,0:10:30.44,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Regardless of the team battle, \NI lost to you one-on-one.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.08,0:10:36.11,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,You're a lot more capable \Nthan I gave you credit for.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.56,0:10:39.66,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Next time we'll have a \Nreal one-on-one fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.23,0:10:41.07,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.51,0:10:50.00,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,Rumors of the intense battle \Nspread like wildfire.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.31,0:10:52.57,Rock-Main,Naru,0000,0000,0000,,Hah, it's the Boob Hammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.57,0:10:54.86,Rock-Main,Kids,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Boob Hammer!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.86,0:10:56.96,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,All I won was a terrible nickname!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.05,0:11:07.98,incredible,[Signs R to L,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1070,1)}Incredible
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.05,0:11:07.98,bargains,[Signs R to L,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1070,1)}Winter \NBargains
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.05,0:11:07.98,Leaf,[Signs R to L,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1070,1)}Leaf
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.05,0:11:07.98,Sale,[Signs R to L,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1070,1)}Family Sale!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.05,0:11:07.98,Big,[Signs R to L,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1070,1)}Big
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.05,0:11:07.98,family,[Signs R to L,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(1070,1)}Shop \Nas a \NFamily!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.17,0:11:05.50,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,Can you believe it's December?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.50,0:11:07.98,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,The Leaf Village is bustling with shoppers,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.98,0:11:10.65,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,and a certain someone \Nwants in on the action.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.00,0:11:11.06,line,[Sign,0000,0000,0000,,This is not the end of the line!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.21,0:11:15.73,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Just wait, little Leaf brats.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.42,0:11:19.28,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I'll lie in wait until you're \Nlured in by the incredible deals,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.28,0:11:20.90,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,and catch you in my trap!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.20,0:11:24.34,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, pardon me, but are you here alone?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.34,0:11:26.01,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Are you coming on to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.01,0:11:29.84,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I'll think about it, but let \Nme carry out my plan first.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.84,0:11:31.62,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.26,0:11:34.60,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,We're having a family sale,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.60,0:11:39.59,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,so only families and couples \Nare allowed in today...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.61,0:11:41.48,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.43,0:11:45.12,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.33,0:11:48.09,Rock-Main,Woman,0000,0000,0000,,Who's that man?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.09,0:11:49.84,Rock-Main,Man,0000,0000,0000,,I think he came alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.84,0:11:51.39,Rock-Main,Boy,0000,0000,0000,,Mommy, who is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.39,0:11:53.01,Rock-Main,Woman,0000,0000,0000,,Don't stare, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.01,0:11:55.48,Rock-Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Must be alone, poor thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.48,0:11:57.57,Rock-Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Poor thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.57,0:11:59.11,Rock-Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Poor thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.11,0:12:00.79,Rock-Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Poor thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.79,0:12:02.40,Rock-Main,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Poor thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.31,0:12:06.58,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Kabuto...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.08,0:12:10.28,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,What is happiness?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.28,0:12:12.19,Rock-Main,Kabu,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd that come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.19,0:12:15.27,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I think I may return to \Nbeing an ordinary ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.92,0:12:25.93,Ep-Title-2,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(488,1)}Orochimaru's Search for Love!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.70,0:12:33.27,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come on, there's no way.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.27,0:12:35.09,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing's impossible if \Nyou try hard enough!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.09,0:12:38.15,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,It's not a matter of trying, Lee!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.46,0:12:39.92,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,It's possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.92,0:12:42.25,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Not in a million years.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.36,0:12:45.30,Rock-Main,All3,0000,0000,0000,,Orochimaru?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.51,0:12:48.47,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,What're you doing here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.41,0:12:52.22,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you three.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.22,0:12:55.42,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be a normal ninja again.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.93,0:12:56.69,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.16,0:13:00.42,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.31,0:13:06.16,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You expect us to believe you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.16,0:13:07.91,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I've been doing a lot of thinking,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.91,0:13:10.00,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to re-integrate into society!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.00,0:13:11.26,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah right!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.26,0:13:12.10,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,It's true!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.68,0:13:15.35,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't the three of you ever thought...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.35,0:13:18.06,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,...about how you'll end up if you\Nkeep following the path you're on?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.95,0:13:23.03,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I'm home.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.56,0:13:29.81,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,How are you feeling?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.81,0:13:31.70,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry you had to watch the \Nhouse all by yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.48,0:13:43.70,letter,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,To Lord Orochimaru\NFrom Kabuto
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.70,0:13:47.18,letter,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Look how big he's grown!\NKabuo, Age 8
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.92,0:13:49.44,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,His son's already eight...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.43,0:13:49.44,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Those were good times.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.80,0:13:54.39,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Those were good times.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.39,0:13:56.94,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,The whole lot of us \Njust goofing around...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.79,0:14:05.19,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I doing with my life?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.64,0:14:12.41,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,When I think that that's my future,\Nit terrifies me! Utterly terrifies me!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.41,0:14:13.86,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You're being too negative!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.86,0:14:16.12,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,And you're not convincing anyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.49,0:14:17.62,Rock-Main,Both,0000,0000,0000,,He's convinced!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.09,0:14:21.89,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Orochimaru, I commend you for \Nrenouncing your evil ways!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.89,0:14:23.99,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Splendid, absolutely splendid!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.99,0:14:25.87,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Sensei, have you gone bonkers?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.87,0:14:28.23,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you remember everything he's done?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.23,0:14:31.39,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The past can't be changed, but the \Nfuture has yet to be written!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.73,0:14:33.67,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Youth must be forgiven!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.67,0:14:34.85,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Forgiven!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.36,0:14:38.35,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,A misguided soul who regrets his \Npast and wants a new start...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.66,0:14:40.48,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,I'll guide you with effort and passion!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.63,0:14:44.57,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Truly, you are in the \Nspringtime of your youth!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.87,0:14:46.64,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, youth!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.64,0:14:48.07,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Not you, too, Lee!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.07,0:14:50.29,Rock-Main,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,From now on, you're our comrade!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.29,0:14:51.28,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Our comrade!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.48,0:14:53.59,Rock-Main,Both,0000,0000,0000,,He joined the team...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.08,0:15:00.12,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, another day of hard work awaits!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.13,0:15:02.15,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,You're up first, Old-timer!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.69,0:15:03.59,Rock-Main,All3,0000,0000,0000,,Old-timer?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.92,0:15:06.45,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's on the team now,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.45,0:15:09.38,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,and Mr. Orochimaru feels too formal,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.38,0:15:10.59,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,so I gave him a nickname.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.59,0:15:12.83,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think he needs a nickname...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.83,0:15:14.81,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, how about Oro?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.07,0:15:18.11,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy? O-Man?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.11,0:15:21.12,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I like O-Man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.12,0:15:22.79,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy it is!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.79,0:15:24.27,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You totally ignored him!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.58,0:15:27.26,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,First we must answer the \Nmost important question.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.04,0:15:29.76,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,What is a "normal" ninja to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.76,0:15:31.24,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You're starting that far back?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.87,0:15:33.23,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Hm...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.25,0:15:36.14,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,A steady income...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.22,0:15:39.50,Weekdays,[Right,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(48,62)}Weekdays
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.45,0:15:39.75,Weekend,[Right,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(68,62)}Weekend
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.92,0:15:39.34,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Two days off a week...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.29,0:15:43.69,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,And a happy family waiting \Nwhen you get home.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.69,0:15:45.04,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,That kind of ninja.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.04,0:15:46.92,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,That's not how being a ninja works...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.31,0:15:48.37,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Family...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.99,0:15:50.09,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Understood.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.09,0:15:51.38,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,You need to start dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.92,0:15:52.91,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,Dating?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.91,0:15:55.60,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Do you realize what you're saying?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.10,0:15:59.88,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Those who miss their chance to marry\Nyoung can only hope for a miracle...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.88,0:16:02.48,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,...as they dive headfirst \Ninto the world of dating.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.14,0:16:08.02,Marriage,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(613,1)}Marriage
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.48,0:16:04.90,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,It's a brutal form of training where \None's life is constantly on the line,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.90,0:16:06.89,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,and even the best eventually \Nlose their touch.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.89,0:16:08.70,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,It's not training!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.70,0:16:12.07,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,To master dating is to master \Nbeing a normal ninja!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.37,0:16:14.74,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,But it's Orochimaru...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.74,0:16:16.30,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,That's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.30,0:16:18.35,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,Between his looks and his personality...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.35,0:16:20.14,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,This may very well be impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.14,0:16:22.08,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,They're totally dissing me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.56,0:16:27.75,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Very well, we'll remodel Orochy \Ninto the ideal Mr. Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.75,0:16:28.79,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Back up!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.79,0:16:30.40,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,People can't find happiness through...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.40,0:16:33.17,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,...some half-hearted \Nself-improvement program.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.17,0:16:35.89,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,You don't understand how this works, Neji.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.16,0:16:39.90,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Women think of marriage \Nas the ultimate goal,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.90,0:16:42.35,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,even though the real \Nfight starts from there.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.66,0:16:45.82,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Therefore, if we can trick some\Npoor dame into marrying him,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.82,0:16:46.82,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,that'll be good enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.82,0:16:47.94,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Lee, you're awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.29,0:16:49.39,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.39,0:16:50.15,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.47,0:16:53.11,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,The first thing women look \Nfor in a husband is...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.11,0:17:02.45,Training,LeE,0000,0000,0000,,Rock Lee Sensei's Dating Training!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.11,0:17:02.45,Stability,LeE,0000,0000,0000,,What women want in a husband!\N1. Stability!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.12,0:16:55.84,Rock-Main,LeE,0000,0000,0000,,Stability!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.84,0:16:57.52,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.52,0:17:00.60,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Financial stability is very important.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.60,0:17:02.92,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that's a lot more normal—
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.92,0:17:04.71,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's not!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.71,0:17:07.89,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Giant feet provide the \Nwrong kind of stability!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.89,0:17:12.46,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,But look, he stays on his feet,\N no matter what life hits him with.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.46,0:17:14.17,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Again, that's the wrong...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.52,0:17:17.64,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,The next thing women \Nwant in a husband is...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.64,0:17:37.61,Training,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Rock Lee Sensei's dating training!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.64,0:17:37.61,Stability,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,What women want in a husband!\N2. Fatherliness!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.20,0:17:19.14,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Fatherliness!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.14,0:17:20.44,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Fatherliness?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.18,0:17:19.89,fatherliness,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(191,185)}Fatherliness?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.44,0:17:22.86,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,The husband plays an active role\N in raising the children.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.86,0:17:26.95,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,All you can do for that is be \Nexcited about having kids, no?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.95,0:17:31.73,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,No, there's a way he can \Ndemonstrate actual results.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.73,0:17:33.02,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Actual results?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.02,0:17:37.61,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy's already raised a very \Nprecious baby, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.12,0:17:40.85,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Manda?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.85,0:17:41.79,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.79,0:17:44.13,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,If women see how well Orochy's \Nraised Manda here,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.13,0:17:46.40,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,they're sure to believe \Nhe'll make a great father.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.40,0:17:48.04,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Y-You think?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.32,0:17:52.00,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,The final thing women \Nwant in a husband is...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.00,0:17:59.47,Training,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Rock Lee Sensei's dating training!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.00,0:17:59.47,Stability,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,What women want in a husband!\N3. Sense of humor!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.77,0:17:54.95,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,A similar sense of humor!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.95,0:17:56.57,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I don't disagree,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.57,0:17:58.55,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,but isn't that also the \Nhardest one of all?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.55,0:17:59.47,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Quite the opposite.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.47,0:18:02.47,humor,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Humor
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.14,0:18:02.47,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,If he's got all these, \None's bound to be similar.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.86,0:18:04.74,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Humor, not ewer!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.74,0:18:06.32,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Enough of this!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.32,0:18:09.25,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care if you're \Ndestined to fail miserably,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.25,0:18:10.94,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,just go to a speed dating \Nparty or something!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.15,0:18:12.90,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Orochy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.90,0:18:15.59,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Follow me to the \Nbattlefield of romance!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.99,0:18:18.99,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.70,0:18:22.41,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I can't move...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.41,0:18:23.70,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.06,0:18:29.92,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.41,0:18:32.85,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Always smile, and be polite.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.85,0:18:35.62,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,When asking questions,\Nbe positive but assertive.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.62,0:18:37.51,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Ask three for every one she asks you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.77,0:18:39.61,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,You're really convincing.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.61,0:18:41.94,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I'm surprised at how \Ncredible you seem, Lee.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.94,0:18:43.89,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Guy Sensei taught me everything I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.89,0:18:45.98,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,And just like that, the credibility is gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.43,0:18:47.60,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.81,0:18:48.98,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Wish me luck!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.16,0:18:53.40,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.01,0:18:55.47,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I can't get inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.47,0:18:57.15,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Of course you can't.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.17,0:18:59.61,Speed Dating,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Leaf Speed Dating Party
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.41,0:19:05.03,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Orochimaru?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.03,0:19:05.91,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.37,0:19:10.67,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,But everyone calls me Orochy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.67,0:19:12.38,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Is he pulling it off?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.38,0:19:15.50,Rock-Main,Shiz,0000,0000,0000,,S-So... what's with the shoes?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.50,0:19:16.81,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I'm very stable!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.81,0:19:17.85,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that great?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.85,0:19:21.55,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Bad economy, downsizing, consumption \Ntaxes, I say bring it on!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.85,0:19:25.26,Rock-Main,Suz,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, Orochy, what's that on your back?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.66,0:19:27.87,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, this is Manda.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.87,0:19:29.73,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I raised him myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.73,0:19:31.94,Rock-Main,Aya,0000,0000,0000,,And... the jars?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.94,0:19:36.45,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come now, they're my \Nsense of humor ewers!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.45,0:19:38.03,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Which one do you ladies like?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.29,0:19:43.21,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,He's crashing and burning.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.21,0:19:46.85,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,How strange, the plan was perfect.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.85,0:19:47.70,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,You're nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.54,0:19:50.91,Rock-Main,Shiz,0000,0000,0000,,So, Orochy, what do you do for work?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.41,0:19:54.88,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Until recently I was the leader \Nof a certain organization...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.97,0:19:59.85,Rock-Main,Suzu,0000,0000,0000,,Was it listed on any exchanges?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.85,0:20:02.65,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Er, we had a symbol, yes...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.65,0:20:04.77,Rock-Main,Aya,0000,0000,0000,,How many employees?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.77,0:20:07.68,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,A lot, I couldn't really say...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.68,0:20:08.72,Rock-Main,Shiz,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of company?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.72,0:20:11.82,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,We'd go and take over other villages—
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.82,0:20:13.10,Rock-Main,Suz,0000,0000,0000,,Acquisitions!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.94,0:20:16.10,Rock-Main,GirlA,0000,0000,0000,,The CEO of a major acquisitions firm?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.10,0:20:19.11,Rock-Main,GirlB,0000,0000,0000,,One of the top earners \Nin the whole village?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.11,0:20:21.33,Rock-Main,GirlC,0000,0000,0000,,A villa in the southern mountains?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.07,0:20:31.39,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Um... Orochy?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.39,0:20:33.77,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Let's find someone else for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.77,0:20:36.54,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you just had a bad \Ncrop this time around.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.86,0:20:43.47,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with the \Nwomen in this village?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.47,0:20:46.09,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,All they care about is \Nmoney, money, money!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.09,0:20:49.72,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,It's ridiculous! I don't \Nwant any part of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.73,0:20:53.52,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to get married, \Nbecome a normal ninja,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.86,0:21:00.08,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,gain residency in the Leaf Village \Nand bring it down from the inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.08,0:21:01.11,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.11,0:21:03.26,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,You heard me, it was all a plot!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.26,0:21:04.69,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,What did you expect!?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.14,0:21:08.70,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,But your team took me seriously...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.49,0:21:11.16,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,You're all so kind...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.89,0:21:13.04,Rock-Main,Neji,0000,0000,0000,,Orochimaru...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.58,0:21:15.13,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Listen, you three!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.13,0:21:17.74,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,One day I will crush the \NLeaf beneath my heel!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.74,0:21:19.24,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,And don't you forget it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.08,0:21:26.70,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,Regardless of what he said, \NI think Orochimaru...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.99,0:21:30.39,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,Being a normal ninja is \Nharder than it sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.10,0:21:32.59,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.42,0:21:36.56,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Kabuto...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.49,0:21:39.62,Rock-Main,Oro,0000,0000,0000,,What is marriage?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.62,0:21:40.89,Rock-Main,Kaby,0000,0000,0000,,Orochy?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.45,0:21:44.71,Rock-Main,Nar,0000,0000,0000,,Mumbled Orochimaru one lonely evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.63,0:23:25.21,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Next week is "Guy Sensei \Nis the New Hokage!"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.68,0:23:28.09,Rock-Next-Ep-Title,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,Guy Sensei is the New Hokage!\NIQ: 200 Status: Troublesome
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.21,0:23:28.09,Rock-Main,Kank,0000,0000,0000,,and "IQ: 200. Status: Troublesome."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:28.09,0:23:29.93,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,Shikamaru, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.93,0:23:32.39,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,He's always complaining about \Nsomething being troublesome.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.39,0:23:36.14,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Knowing it was Shikamaru \Njust from the IQ!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.14,0:23:40.16,Rock-Main,Lee,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you spill the beans on what's\Nreally going on between you two, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.16,0:23:42.71,Rock-Main,Tem,0000,0000,0000,,You're troublesome even \Nwithout an IQ of 200!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.71,0:23:44.40,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.40,0:23:47.55,Rock-Main,Ten,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like Temari and I really came \Nto sympathize with one another today...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.55,0:23:49.55,Rock-Main,,0000,0000,0000,,