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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:02.35,Sign,Text,0000,0000,0000,,Recorder and Ransel
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.72,0:00:10.82,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,What... on earth?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.15,0:00:14.13,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Welcome! The regular plan, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.79,0:00:14.04,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Is this the result of our renovation?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.04,0:00:17.07,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, there's a manga \Nevent going on nearby.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.13,0:00:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Yes, okay. Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.86,0:00:19.72,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Please enjoy your stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.57,0:00:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Next, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:22.91,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Did you see that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.16,0:00:24.83,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The perfect, shapely boobs!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.83,0:00:26.67,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The eyes glittering with highlights!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.67,0:00:28.76,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,The sleek hair fluttering as \Nsmoothly as though it were
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.76,0:00:30.47,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,drawn in 24 unique frames per second!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.47,0:00:33.09,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,And the deformation of that body!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.43,0:00:37.57,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,So there really are humans who \Nlook like anime heroines...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.45,0:00:42.14,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,She's actually from a race of fighters\Nin a battle manga, though...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.58,0:00:46.09,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,They're all adults, but they have \Nanime bags and costumes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.61,0:00:49.04,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Is it some kind of punishment?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.84,0:00:53.61,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,I can... sort of understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.49,0:00:56.59,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,All people are born alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.59,0:00:58.59,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,From there, they go through many meetings
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.59,0:01:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and partings, as they gain experience.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.16,0:01:03.44,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes they encounter setbacks\N and must console each other,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.44,0:01:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as they travel between 2D and 3D.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.37,0:01:10.09,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,If they can find something along \Nthe way that keeps them going...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.09,0:01:12.54,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,don't you think that's a wonderful thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.73,0:01:16.59,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sure. Sorry... I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.59,0:01:18.06,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't mean to step on a mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.49,0:01:19.47,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.69,0:01:20.86,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Squeak! Squeak!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.86,0:01:21.97,Default,Na,0000,0000,0000,,Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.68,0:01:25.42,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's fine. Please \Nenjoy your stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.42,0:01:27.72,Default,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,He's totally an "uke."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.72,0:01:29.65,Default,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,I know what you mean!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.84,0:01:30.97,Thought,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.52,0:01:32.92,Thought,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.64,0:01:35.88,Thought,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm pretty sure I don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.88,0:01:39.92,Default,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,I have this theory that guys with \Nglasses are usually "seme," though.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.92,0:01:41.65,Default,Girl,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I hear you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.04,0:01:43.13,Thought,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.49,0:01:45.04,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Boing! Boing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.04,0:01:46.00,Default,Na,0000,0000,0000,,Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.81,0:01:48.61,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Next customer, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.59,0:01:52.22,Thought,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,He came so close without \Ngiving off any bloodlust?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.61,0:01:54.84,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, is that weapon...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.84,0:01:56.79,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's a homemade—
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.79,0:01:58.99,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Your own personal sword that \Nyou forged yourself?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.99,0:02:00.01,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,You won't defeat me!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.01,0:02:02.50,Default,Guy,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.50,0:02:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You sure are cute...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.34,0:02:09.39,Default,Billy,0000,0000,0000,,I saw all these guys with weapons, \Nso I came to check it out,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.39,0:02:11.96,Default,Billy,0000,0000,0000,,but they're all just for show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.96,0:02:13.44,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,That voice...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.01,0:02:15.12,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Billy-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.91,0:02:21.03,Default,Billy,0000,0000,0000,,So you're the only one here \Nwho's the real thing, little miss?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.70,0:02:22.90,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Billy-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.55,0:02:25.37,Default,Billy,0000,0000,0000,,Just what I was hoping for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.18,0:02:29.62,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san! Work comes first!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.62,0:02:31.70,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Next time: "The Day the Storms Arise."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.81,0:02:37.13,NextEp,Title,0000,0000,0000,,Next Time \N"The Day the Storms Arise"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.70,0:02:34.75,Default,Yuu?,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san, that's not a \Ncroquette. What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.75,0:02:37.13,Default,Yuu?,0000,0000,0000,,A secret gunpowder formula? \NCrap, I'm in trouble!