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Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.69,0:01:31.98,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Umm, excuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.48,0:01:33.82,Main03,ANTIFOREIGNER FACTIONMEMBER B,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-Who are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.82,0:01:37.11,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,H-Hold on a second. I'm not suspicious.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.11,0:01:38.57,Main03,ANTIFOREIGNER FACTIONMEMBER B,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?! Give us your name!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.57,0:01:42.45,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Umm... I see that you have a sword at your\Nside when there's a ban on swords...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.45,0:01:44.33,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I assume that you are Anti-Foreigner\NFaction members.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.25,0:01:47.29,Main03,ANTIFOREIGNER FACTIONMEMBER B,0000,0000,0000,,What do you want?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.58,0:01:48.79,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Please...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.79,0:01:49.50,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Would you...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.14,0:01:54.03,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Would you let me join the ranks\Nof the Anti-Foreigner Faction?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.51,0:02:00.51,On Screen,TITLE,0000,0000,0000,,["Life is a Test"]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.05,0:02:04.14,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is the most dangerous\Npart of my job as a spy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.14,0:02:06.52,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,It's called undercover investigations.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.02,0:02:10.77,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I sneak into the ranks of the enemy and\Nleak secret information to my allies.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.31,0:02:14.05,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The rewards are huge, but so is the risk.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.36,0:02:18.99,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Therefore, only the most skilled\Nspies take on these missions.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.07,0:02:23.12,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,You must be skilled enough to\Nmask your true feelings while
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.12,0:02:25.79,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,risking your life when faced with the danger\Nof being discovered by the enemy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.79,0:02:29.42,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,And you can't make a single mistake\Nwhen in enemy territory.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.42,0:02:31.98,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,You need finesse to perform your job\Nwith precision in extreme situations.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:33.83,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,And...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.46,0:02:37.26,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,You need to be extremely bland in\Norder to blend in with everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.84,0:02:39.38,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,The person in the Shinsengumi
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.38,0:02:42.51,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,who has all of these traits is none\Nother than I, Sagaru Yamazaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.35,0:02:47.43,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I never expected Anti-Foreigner Faction\Nmembers to be hiding in a town like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.17,0:02:49.69,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Akiba Neo, the underground city.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.17,0:02:49.69,On Screen,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,[Note: Parody of Akihabara.]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.14,0:02:53.31,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Called a holy land by otaku, it's Edo's\Nmost famous mechanical district.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.86,0:02:58.05,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The town is like a maze. It's indeed\Na perfect place for hiding out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.28,0:03:06.99,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The Unstoppable Kotaro Katsura.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.58,0:03:11.17,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I have to get close to him. Find\Nout where his officials are...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.81,0:03:14.34,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,And round up all of the Anti-Foreigner\NFaction members.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.96,0:03:17.09,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I see. I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.97,0:03:23.80,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Let's begin the interview.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.64,0:03:25.51,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.51,0:03:27.14,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Give me your resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.14,0:03:32.31,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Umm... I can't join the Anti-Foreigner\NFaction without passing an interview?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.71,0:03:34.94,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,It's a precaution against spies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.94,0:03:38.82,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I can't fight and leave my back open to\Nsomeone with a suspicious background.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.82,0:03:40.36,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.36,0:03:42.49,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Why do I need to take an interview to partake\Nin Anti-Foreigner Faction activities?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.49,0:03:46.91,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sorry... I forgot my resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.91,0:03:50.12,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,But I am more concerned about\Nmy country than anyone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.12,0:03:52.77,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care about that.\NJust give me your resume.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.76,0:04:02.51,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me give this to you straight.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.51,0:04:04.47,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you have any common sense?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.47,0:04:08.47,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,When you go job hunting, you usually\Nbring a resume with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.81,0:04:11.48,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Job hunting? I'm job hunting?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.86,0:04:14.73,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,You're supposed to come in a suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.73,0:04:16.31,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,What did you come here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.65,0:04:19.07,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not the only one who will tell you this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.07,0:04:22.24,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Just to let you know, any company\Nwill say the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.24,0:04:23.57,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,You're not a company!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.70,0:04:28.78,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Also, you sat down before I told you to.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.20,0:04:33.00,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Usually, you sit after your\Ninterviewer tells you to sit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.00,0:04:34.50,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,S-Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.42,0:04:40.05,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,All businesses want people\Nwho have common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.50,0:04:42.63,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,We say that a person's education\Ndecides his worth...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.97,0:04:46.64,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,But anyone can learn their\Njob while they're doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.30,0:04:49.72,Main03,MAID,0000,0000,0000,,Master, welcome back.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.72,0:04:51.85,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not "master." I'm Katsura.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.85,0:04:55.10,Main03,MAID,0000,0000,0000,,If you pay a special fee, you\Ncan have fun with the maids.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.27,0:04:57.65,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I don't need you of all\Npeople to tell me that!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.65,0:04:59.90,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Why do I have to be lectured\Nby someone who
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.90,0:05:01.48,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,holds an interview in a maid cafe?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.78,0:05:04.03,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Well, anyway, even though we're\NAnti-Foreigner Faction members,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.14,0:05:03.77,Main01,MAID,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Jankenpon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.03,0:05:05.78,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,we need common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.36,0:05:09.33,Main01,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Aikodesho, sho, sho, sho.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.78,0:05:08.45,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Revolutionaries destroy\Nthe existing norms.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.45,0:05:12.37,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,And because of that, revolutionaries need\Nto understand what's common and normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.33,0:05:10.66,Main01,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}I win!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.66,0:05:12.34,Main01,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Turn that way!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.04,0:05:18.67,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Keep that in mind if you want to become\Nan Anti-Foreigner Faction member.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.67,0:05:21.84,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh? I thought I was going to fail,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.84,0:05:23.13,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,but this looks kind of good, doesn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.71,0:05:25.47,Main01,MAID,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Jankenpon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.71,0:05:27.30,Main03,KATAURA,0000,0000,0000,,Well, the interview is over.\N Hey, take him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.59,0:05:27.30,Main01,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Aikodesho.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.30,0:05:31.45,Main01,MAID,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Aikodesho, sho, sho, sho.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.38,0:05:30.77,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,He said it was an interview, but did\Nhe really just want to meet me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.77,0:05:31.76,Main03,ANTIFOREIGNER FACTIONMEMBER A,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.76,0:05:32.81,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.06,0:05:35.64,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.64,0:05:37.52,Main01,MAID,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Turn that way!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.64,0:05:37.52,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,There's no way the Anti-Foreigner\NFaction
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.52,0:05:40.02,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,would ever do anything weird\Nlike have interviews.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.27,0:05:43.36,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad... I managed to infiltrate them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.36,0:05:48.11,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Anti-Foreigner Faction Employment Exam]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.20,0:05:50.62,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Why does the Anti-Foreigner Faction\Nhave an entrance test?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.99,0:05:53.33,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,First an interview, and now a test?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.33,0:05:55.45,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is no different from\Na regular business!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.45,0:05:57.25,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is weird! This is definitely weird!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.67,0:05:58.96,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.96,0:06:02.75,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I never expected it to be so difficult to become\Nan Anti-Foreigner Faction member.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.09,0:06:05.30,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What kind of questions do\Nthey have on their test?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.30,0:06:06.51,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I never studied for it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.97,0:06:08.88,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What is everyone studying?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.88,0:06:11.35,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, did you prepare?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.35,0:06:16.98,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in trouble. I didn't study at all.\NI'm going to fail. This is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.39,0:06:20.23,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This guy's bloodshot eyes\Nsay otherwise.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.52,0:06:22.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,There's always one faker in the class.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.94,0:06:23.98,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.27,0:06:26.53,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,All right, quiet down.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.53,0:06:29.91,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,We're going to start the Anti-Foreigner\NFaction employment exam.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.91,0:06:31.66,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Put away your textbooks!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.66,0:06:32.95,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What textbooks?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.35,0:06:35.82,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,It's too late to stuff anything\Nelse into your head now!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.10,0:06:39.16,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,You're no match for those who have always\Nbeen doing the review exercises!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.16,0:06:41.96,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Review exercises? What\Nreview exercises?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.33,0:06:44.00,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,All right, take a look at this.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.00,0:06:46.71,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to put the questions\Nup on the screen one by one.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.21,0:06:51.26,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone, use the panel in front\Nof you to answer each question.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.26,0:06:54.18,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Afterwards, I will announce the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.89,0:06:59.39,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,We have a proctor keeping watch\Nin the back, so try not to cheat.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.39,0:07:02.19,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone, please try your best.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.65,0:07:04.19,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Let the test begin!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.19,0:07:07.69,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question 1 - Write down the correct reading\Nof the following word: Shinsengumi]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.02,0:07:07.69,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Question one. Write down the correct\Nreading of the following word.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.90,0:07:11.78,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What is this?! It's incredibly easy!! I see!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.28,0:07:15.49,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Even though we're Anti-Foreigner Faction\Nmembers, we need common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.49,0:07:18.84,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Even if it's a test, it's a question to see\Nhow much common sense one has!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.29,0:07:22.17,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't studied for this test, but\Nit looks like I can pass this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.17,0:07:24.21,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Shinsengumi]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.37,0:07:24.21,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The answer is "Shinsengumi"!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.54,0:07:27.09,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,All right, time's up. This is the answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.88,0:07:27.67,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Scum]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.21,0:07:29.59,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is "scum."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.88,0:07:32.13,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,On what planet is that common sense?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.13,0:07:35.05,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is common sense amongst\NAnti-Foreigner Faction members.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.05,0:07:39.77,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Other answers like "idiots," "trash," and\N"lately intrusive" are also correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.77,0:07:41.56,Main03,EXAM STUDENT B,0000,0000,0000,,All right! I got it correct!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.56,0:07:44.31,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Is that what these guys usually call us?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.31,0:07:45.94,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,Tsk! A trick question.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.31,0:07:49.94,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Shin (crossed out)]\NMaeragumi]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.94,0:07:48.23,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,You got the question wrong, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.23,0:07:49.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What did you study all night?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.65,0:07:53.70,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is bad. I can't even get the correct\Nanswer using common sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.70,0:07:55.91,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to answer the questions with the mindset\Nof an Anti-Foreigner Faction member.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.91,0:08:00.20,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question 2 - Write down the correct reading\Nfor the following word: Shogun]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.83,0:08:00.20,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The second question. Write down the\Ncorrect reading for the following word.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.20,0:08:06.92,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Shogun Shogun Shogun Shogun Shogun Shogun]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.45,0:08:02.54,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The normal answer would be "shogun."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.54,0:08:05.13,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,But to the Anti-Foreigner Faction,\Nhe is the boss of the enemy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.67,0:08:07.92,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Which means...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.96,0:08:09.46,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Smegma]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.92,0:08:09.46,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I'll get it right if I insult him.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.46,0:08:14.18,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Correct Answer: Ken Matsudaira]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.92,0:08:11.88,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The correct answer is Ken Matsudaira.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.88,0:08:14.18,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Why is there a kanji reading\Nfor a kanji word?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.64,0:08:16.76,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is common sense\Namongst faction members.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.22,0:08:20.22,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,"Roughneck," and "cooking\Nlover" are also correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.22,0:08:20.22,On Screen,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,{\q1}[Note: "Roughneck" is "Abarenbo" in Japanese. Ken \NMatsudaira is the star of the TV show Abarenbo Shogun.]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.22,0:08:21.56,Main03,EXAM STUDENT D,0000,0000,0000,,All right! I did it!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.56,0:08:23.64,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Why are there people who got it correct?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.64,0:08:24.90,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of brains do they have?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.90,0:08:33.49,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question 3 - Write down the following\Nword in kanji: Jackie Chan]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.56,0:08:28.07,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The third question. Write down\Nthe following word in kanji.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.07,0:08:30.40,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This doesn't have anything to do with\Nthe Anti-Foreigner Faction anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.40,0:08:32.65,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Jackie?! I don't know! This\Nis just plain unreasonable!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.65,0:08:34.24,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is "nose."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.49,0:08:36.91,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question 3 - Write down the following\Nword in kanji: Jackie Chan]\N[Nose]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.24,0:08:36.91,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,You just hate Jackie's nose!!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.37,0:08:39.49,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is common sense\Namongst faction members.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.04,0:08:43.66,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,"Chair" and "Ryo Saeba was pretty\Npainful" are also correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.04,0:08:43.66,On Screen,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,[Note: Jackie Chan played Ryo Saeba in\Nthe Hong Kong version of City Hunter.]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.87,0:08:47.63,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,That last one was just your opinion!\NDon't mention City Hunter!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.00,0:08:49.67,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,We've been doing Japanese until now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.67,0:08:51.84,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Starting with the next question,\Nwe'll be doing math.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.84,0:08:54.97,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is bad... I still haven't\Ngot a single question right.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.38,0:08:56.64,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Question number four.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.64,0:08:58.10,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,There are ten Shinsengumi members.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.10,0:09:01.22,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Six Anti-Foreigner Faction members run\Ninto them on the side of the road.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.56,0:09:05.48,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The Shinsengumi attack, and three of the Anti-Foreigner\NFaction members are killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.89,0:09:09.19,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Unyielding, the Anti-Foreigner Faction members\Nkill two Shinsengumi members.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.82,0:09:10.94,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Amidst the confusion of the battle,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.94,0:09:13.36,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,two more Shinsengumi\Nmembers are injured,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.36,0:09:17.45,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,but six more join them and two Anti-Foreigner\NFaction members are killed.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.82,0:09:19.95,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,How many noses does Jackie have?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.16,0:09:22.54,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,One, of course!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.54,0:09:24.50,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,How long are you going to\Nkeep talking about Jackie?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.50,0:09:26.58,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This has absolutely nothing\Nto do with the battle!!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.75,0:09:31.55,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Umm... This question is incredibly\Ndifficult, so I'll give you extra time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.55,0:09:33.51,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Think about it for an hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.51,0:09:35.72,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I don't need an hour!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.72,0:09:40.60,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,No...wait! He's been giving us\Ndeceptive answers until now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.35,0:09:44.77,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What if Jackie was in this battle?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.77,0:09:47.06,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What if Jackie's nose...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.06,0:09:48.44,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Was cut off in the battle?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.44,0:09:49.56,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The correct answer is "one."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.27,0:09:52.11,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,You there, be quiet.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.61,0:09:53.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.90,0:09:56.32,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I was completely tricked!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.32,0:09:58.91,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I read into it too much and let a\Nquestion I could answer slip by!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.37,0:10:01.49,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,Tsk! A trick question, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.49,0:10:02.62,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,That was close.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.62,0:10:05.50,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What exactly were you tricked by?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.50,0:10:07.46,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Umm... That's it for math.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.46,0:10:09.12,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This isn't math!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.12,0:10:13.84,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question 5 - Translate \Nthe following passage.]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.54,0:10:11.29,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The next section is foreign language.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.29,0:10:13.84,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Question five. Translate\Nthe following passage.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.05,0:10:16.76,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What language is this?!\NI can't read it at all!!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.01,0:10:18.51,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Is this an alien language\Nfrom another planet?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.89,0:10:22.76,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,An illustration?! That's \Nit! That illustration!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.76,0:10:25.85,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,That picture has got to represent\Nthe contents of the passage!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.85,0:10:27.94,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got to rely on intuition and\Nthis picture to translate it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.77,0:10:30.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,No matter how I look at this,\Nit's a picture of a battlefield.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.94,0:10:34.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,One guy is about to die and the other\Nis listening to his last words.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.94,0:10:36.03,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no mistake...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.07,0:10:38.28,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,He has something in his hand!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.74,0:10:40.91,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,A letter? No, a photograph!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.40,0:10:57.88,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind me... Hurry up\Nand run away, you maggot!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.51,0:11:02.89,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The Sergeant quickly grew\Ncold in my arms...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.76,0:11:07.68,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,He was a drill sergeant who\Nwas so terrifying and hateful.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.27,0:11:10.48,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,But right now his face looked so kind.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.48,0:11:13.48,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you follow your superior's\Norders, you maggot?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.48,0:11:17.19,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,Maggot! Tell me you're\Na maggot, you maggot!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.19,0:11:20.03,Main03,PRIVATE,0000,0000,0000,,Sergeant! I am a maggot!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.03,0:11:23.16,Main03,PRIVATE,0000,0000,0000,,I was abandoned by my\Nparents like a maggot!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.16,0:11:26.66,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,No one will be sad if a\Nmaggot like me dies!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.12,0:11:29.41,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Please let me do whatever I want!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.96,0:11:32.00,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,What a coincidence, maggot!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.46,0:11:35.34,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,When I took up arms, I also\Ndiscarded my family.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.34,0:11:39.42,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,No one will grieve for me anymore.\NBut you're different...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.84,0:11:43.30,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,After the Sergeant said this he slowly\Ntook a blood-splattered photograph
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.30,0:11:45.05,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,out of his inner breast pocket.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.31,0:11:49.18,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,You have someone who\Nwill grieve for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.98,0:11:53.90,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,It was a picture of when my mother\Nwas still young and healthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.40,0:11:58.90,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,By her side was the Sergeant.\NHe was holding a baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.86,0:12:03.03,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me I'm a maggot...my son.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.87,0:12:06.33,Main03,PRIVATE,0000,0000,0000,,Instructor...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.33,0:12:07.58,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a maggot.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.54,0:12:13.37,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a maggot's precious...good-for-nothing\Nfather!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.80,0:12:22.44,Main03,PRIVATE (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The instructor smiled\Nand ceased moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.55,0:12:27.05,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,All right. This should be good!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.35,0:12:28.56,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Now, the correct answer...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.98,0:12:33.89,Main03,SERGEANT,0000,0000,0000,,Jackie's nose is big, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.89,0:12:34.56,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.48,0:12:37.52,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,It was a picture of Jackie?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.94,0:12:42.62,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,How long a passage do you need to\Nexpress how big Jackie's nose is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.99,0:12:46.03,Main03,EXAM STUDENT A,0000,0000,0000,,It was wrong but I was touched.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.03,0:12:50.04,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Don't look at my answer!\NIt's too embarrassing!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.49,0:12:53.08,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The next question is the final\Nquestion in the written exam.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.25,0:12:55.83,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The last one already?! Most of the\Nquestions were only about Jackie!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.92,0:13:00.30,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,{\q1}[Question 6 - Write down the reason why you want to join the Anti-Foreigner faction in Kamchatkan.]\N[Note: Kamchatkan is a language spoken in northeast Russia.]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.38,0:13:00.30,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Write down the reason why you want to join\Nthe Anti-Foreigner faction in Kamchatkan.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.34,0:13:03.14,Main03,EXAM STUDENTS,0000,0000,0000,,What?! Kamchatkan?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.13,0:13:07.26,Main03,EXAM STUDENT B,0000,0000,0000,,This is impossible!! I can't write\Nin such a difficult language!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.84,0:13:11.81,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,This is a difficult question so\Nif you get this right, you pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.18,0:13:16.19,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,It's over. I failed my mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.19,0:13:17.86,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The Vice-Chief is going\Nto be angry with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.86,0:13:19.36,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I'll just write anything...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.94,0:13:25.32,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Umm... One person got it correct.\NExaminee number 11!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.32,0:13:26.27,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.57,0:13:27.32,Main03,EXAM STUDENTS,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.32,0:13:29.99,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I just wrote anything. Is this for real?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.99,0:13:34.58,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Whatever the case, I can carry\Nout my mission! All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.58,0:13:36.21,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.26,0:13:39.96,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Umm... Since he got it correct,\Nlet's take a look at his answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.96,0:13:44.97,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,When translated, it says, "I came here to\Ncarry out an undercover investigation.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.97,0:13:48.93,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I will send all you Anti-Foreigner\NFaction members to hell."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.93,0:13:51.35,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.56,0:13:59.36,Main03,CM BUMPERYAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.36,0:14:00.98,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Th-This is bad...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.27,0:14:03.73,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,They discovered that I've come to\Ndo an undercover investigation!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.90,0:14:04.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What's the meaning of this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.49,0:14:07.78,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Did they know who I was\Nfrom the beginning?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.99,0:14:10.37,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,U-Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.03,0:14:14.29,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm... You wish to become a part of\Nour undercover investigation squad.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.29,0:14:16.91,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Good job. Everyone, give\Nhim a round of applause.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.50,0:14:18.24,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.67,0:14:22.92,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't find out who I was...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.50,0:14:25.30,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank goodness... Now I can...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.30,0:14:28.88,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Those who have passed the written\Nexam will now take the final test.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.88,0:14:30.84,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,We will have a skills test.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.84,0:14:32.14,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.43,0:14:36.23,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,You will take a skills test for\Nundercover investigation.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.89,0:14:38.77,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Undercover investigation is\None of the most difficult
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.77,0:14:40.77,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,of Anti-Foreigner Faction activities.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.77,0:14:44.86,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,The enemy isn't stupid enough\Nto overlook spies.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.86,0:14:47.32,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,There is an idiot right in front of me!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.53,0:14:50.07,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Even though it's a test, you\Ndon't know what'll happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.07,0:14:53.20,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,So you will take the test\Nunder supervison.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.66,0:14:54.79,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.20,0:14:57.33,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Captain...Dragon?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.01,0:15:15.47,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,U-Umm...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.47,0:15:17.68,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, I'm Captain Dragon.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.06,0:15:18.73,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.73,0:15:22.06,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to be sneaking into the headquarters\Nof a certain organization with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.06,0:15:24.86,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,You'll pass if you can steal\Na secret document.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.86,0:15:28.07,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you'll be a formal Anti-Foreigner\NFaction member. Got that?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.07,0:15:30.70,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Well, anyway... You're one\Nof those, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.70,0:15:33.55,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,You're supposed to be him, aren't\Nyou? You're a Jackie look-alike...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.55,0:15:36.24,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not Jackie. I'm Captain Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.24,0:15:37.54,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Your face is really close to mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.75,0:15:39.16,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Let me ask you one thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.16,0:15:40.83,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,What is the one thing you must protect
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.83,0:15:43.54,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,more than anything during an\Nundercover investigation?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.54,0:15:45.42,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Is this a test question?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.25,0:15:47.50,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is "your nose."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.88,0:15:48.67,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Your nose?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.67,0:15:50.01,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,That's right. Your nose!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.01,0:15:53.47,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,There are many vital spots\Non the human body.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.47,0:15:56.64,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Amateurs often guess that the testicles\Nare the most vulnerable spot,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.64,0:15:57.51,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,but this is wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.77,0:15:59.22,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,The most vulnerable spot is the nose!!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.52,0:16:00.77,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Got that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.81,0:16:04.65,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The final test...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.89,0:16:07.86,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Project Z will now begin!!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.41,0:16:19.91,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,There it is. This was unexpectedly easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.91,0:16:23.22,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I did it! I've passed the skills test!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.00,0:16:29.25,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,What wonderful skills!\NYou've passed so far!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.67,0:16:34.55,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,But you're being tested until you get that secret\Ndocument safely to our headquarters!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.55,0:16:37.18,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Your excursion continues until you\Ngreet the people back home!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.18,0:16:39.89,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Shh... Katsura-san, the enemy's\Ngoing to find us!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.89,0:16:41.43,Main03,ENEMY D,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, who was talking just now?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.43,0:16:42.73,Main03,ENEMY E,0000,0000,0000,,We've got intruders!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.73,0:16:43.95,Main03,ENEMY F,0000,0000,0000,,They're in the secret documents room!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.95,0:16:45.48,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,They discovered us!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.98,0:16:49.27,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The enemy found you during a crucial\Ntime. You're still too naïve.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.27,0:16:51.45,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,They discovered us because of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.45,0:16:53.85,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Let's run away! Follow\Nme, exam student!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.91,0:16:57.66,Main03,ENEMY G,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! They're over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.66,0:16:59.03,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Th-They followed us!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.03,0:17:03.00,On Screen,,0000,0000,0000,,[Question: Choose the correct action\Nto take in this situation.]
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.28,0:17:03.33,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a question. Choose the correct\Naction to take in this situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.33,0:17:04.75,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Huh?! This is part of the test?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.92,0:17:07.42,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,The correct action? Our only\Nchoice is to run away...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.42,0:17:09.63,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Clock Tower]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.71,0:17:09.63,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,A bicycle?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.84,0:17:13.01,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Nunchucks? A hanger?\NA dirty soccer ball?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.01,0:17:14.01,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,A clock tower?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.55,0:17:17.30,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I see! I have to use one of these objects!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.89,0:17:20.56,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,More than anything, I should choose\Nto escape. In that case...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.68,0:17:22.02,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,This is it!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.81,0:17:24.69,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,This is the correct answer!!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.90,0:17:29.40,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! So that was the correct answer!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.16,0:17:45.87,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,You fell?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.87,0:17:50.17,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is, "We'll use that cut for the\Nouttakes during the ending credits."
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.87,0:17:50.17,On Screen,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,[Note: Parody of a Hong Kong\NKung-fu action movie.]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.17,0:17:50.88,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I can't use that!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.42,0:17:54.47,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go! We're going to shake them\Noff with a car chase. I'm good at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.76,0:17:56.88,Main03,ENEMY B,0000,0000,0000,,There they are. Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.88,0:17:57.97,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,This is bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.43,0:18:06.44,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Why your nose?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.44,0:18:07.94,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,If you can protect your nose, you\Nshould've protect your butt!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.94,0:18:12.86,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry about us! We've overcome\Ndanger like this many times.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.86,0:18:14.49,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,You're just fools!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.07,0:18:19.11,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,It's a dead end.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.11,0:18:19.95,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.95,0:18:21.78,Main03,ENEMY H,0000,0000,0000,,There they are! They're over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.33,0:18:23.95,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! They're after us!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.83,0:18:27.79,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question: Choose the correct\Naction to take in this situation.]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.95,0:18:27.79,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a question. Choose the correct\Naction to take in this situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.00,0:18:30.58,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,You should take the correct\Ncourse of action!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.58,0:18:31.84,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.84,0:18:33.63,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,We've got to fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.05,0:18:38.05,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong. The correct answer\Nis to call Fatgon.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.05,0:18:38.05,On Screen,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,[Note: Parody of "Enter The Fat\NDragon" by Sammo Hung]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.05,0:18:39.30,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Fatgon!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.26,0:18:41.30,Main03,FATGON,0000,0000,0000,,What is it, Dragon?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.60,0:18:43.72,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Why Fatgon?! Why is he here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.72,0:18:46.93,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,If you called Un Pyao, you would\Nhave gotten half a point.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.72,0:18:46.93,On Screen,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,[Note: Parody of Yuan Biao. Also\Na Hong Kong action star.]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.93,0:18:47.69,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Why would I do that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.14,0:18:50.48,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, we've got to\Nget away from here!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.48,0:18:53.98,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I see! But I won't give you a point for that!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.98,0:18:55.03,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need any!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.03,0:18:58.20,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Again?! Why is Edo filled\Nwith dead ends?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.20,0:18:59.78,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,What is the Shogunate doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.41,0:19:02.16,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,That's a poignant Anti-Foreigner\NFaction-like comment.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.16,0:19:03.33,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you three points.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.33,0:19:04.45,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,You're annoying!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.95,0:19:07.04,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,This is the end of the line...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.04,0:19:11.21,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a question. What do you think\NFatgon should do in this situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.25,0:19:12.38,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Question: What should Fatgon \Ndo in this situation?]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.21,0:19:14.92,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,That has nothing to do with Jackie\Nanymore! He's Fatgon!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.21,0:19:19.43,Main03,FATGON,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, Dragon, I don't want to die.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.63,0:19:21.09,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,I'm disappointed in you!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.09,0:19:23.35,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,You're no different from\Nwhen you were a thief!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.35,0:19:26.10,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I'm disappointed in you for trying\Nto get help from a thief!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.10,0:19:28.06,Main03,FATGON,0000,0000,0000,,We'll talk afterwards. Get them!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.31,0:19:34.11,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Exam student, use your body to\Nprotect the secret document!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.57,0:19:41.41,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,You should protect more\Nthan just your nose!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.41,0:19:43.03,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.03,0:19:44.07,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a question!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.99,0:19:47.12,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Your comrade is being attacked!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.12,0:19:48.50,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,What should you do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.50,0:19:50.58,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you just ask me for help?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.42,0:19:53.08,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Katsura is my enemy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.08,0:19:55.71,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,Captain Dragon is allied with\Nthe Anti-Foreigner Faction.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.71,0:19:58.52,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,In that case, there should be no\Nproblem if I abandon them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.84,0:20:02.38,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,But this is an undercover mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.38,0:20:05.54,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,A spy must become an Anti-Foreigner\NFaction member in mind and body.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.81,0:20:07.68,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.65,0:20:16.19,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Let's run away, Katsura-san,\NCaptain Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.73,0:20:22.63,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,An Anti-Foreigner Faction\Nmember must sometimes
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.64,0:20:24.87,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,be cold-hearted in order\Nto accomplish his goals.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.87,0:20:27.83,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,You should have run away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.83,0:20:29.79,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't give you any points for the test.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.37,0:20:33.71,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,But you pass as a human being.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.63,0:20:41.13,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Crap... We were almost there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.55,0:20:46.43,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,It's still not over, yet.\NWe've still got more tricks!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.43,0:20:49.93,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,That's a really cool thing to say,\Nbut this is all to much...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.81,0:20:52.64,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Here's a question.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.94,0:20:56.86,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Your comrades can't help you and\Nyou're surrounded by bad guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.86,0:21:00.73,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Choose the correct course of action\Nin this hopeless situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.11,0:21:05.49,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,I don't know... What should\NI do in this situation?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.03,0:21:07.53,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,The correct answer is...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.83,0:21:09.41,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,To not give up!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.41,0:21:10.16,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.16,0:21:12.08,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Take the secret document and run away.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.08,0:21:14.00,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? But what about you two?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.04,0:21:16.04,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,We'll...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.33,0:21:17.58,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Protect...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.92,0:21:19.34,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Our new comrade!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.34,0:21:20.34,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Katsura-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.34,0:21:21.71,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain Dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.09,0:21:25.26,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Go! Get outta here!!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.09,0:21:27.97,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,Don't let our efforts go to waste!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.22,0:21:29.10,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.22,0:21:33.31,Main03,ENEMY C,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.06,0:21:41.19,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Katsura-san, Captain Dragon, I'll\Ncome back with reinforcements!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.69,0:21:44.07,Main03,ENEMY A,0000,0000,0000,,Don't let him get away!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.07,0:21:44.95,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.41,0:21:51.49,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,I need to get help! I need\Nto find help right away!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.45,0:21:54.54,Main03,KAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Katsura-san and Captain Dragon are...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.42,0:22:02.80,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.26,0:22:07.76,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,You did well. You passed magnificently.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.10,0:22:15.06,Main03,DRAGON,0000,0000,0000,,From today on, you're an Anti-Foreigner\NFaction member!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.81,0:22:18.69,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Katsura-san, Captain Dragon...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.73,0:22:21.07,Main03,KATSURA,0000,0000,0000,,You dropped something...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:21.07,0:22:23.57,On Screen,CAPTION,0000,0000,0000,,[Shogunate Special Armed Police Shinsengumi\NInvestigator Sagaru Yamazaki]
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.94,0:22:25.90,Main03,YAMAZAKI,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.90,0:22:28.28,Main03,YAMAZAKI (mono),0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.93,0:24:01.83,On Screen,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}{\fs18}Deadline...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.63,0:23:59.98,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, gorilla.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.98,0:24:01.83,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you start working on the draft?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.26,0:24:04.15,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you some bananas.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.38,0:24:09.63,On Screen,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an9}{\fs18}Deadline...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.88,0:24:11.88,Main03,,0000,0000,0000,,