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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.45,0:00:02.64,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I've been transferred here as of today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.64,0:00:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Kojou Yuu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.13,0:00:05.60,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I look forward to working with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.30,0:00:09.06,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,You're familiar with the work we do in
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.06,0:00:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the business department, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.62,0:00:11.61,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.61,0:00:13.26,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,You spend more on clothes \Nsince there's no uniform,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.26,0:00:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you entertain when you don't want to,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't get to go \Nhome at a fixed time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.33,0:00:18.60,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,You also get transferred a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.79,0:00:20.87,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,And...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.03,0:00:20.87,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.44,0:00:23.22,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I was just assigned to \Nthe business department.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.22,0:00:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Kojou Yuu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.08,0:00:26.08,Default,All,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! You're the one from...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.26,0:00:28.38,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,You remember me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.38,0:00:29.94,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Their memory retention is impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.94,0:00:33.18,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Did they notice my perfect \Nundercover inspection too?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.18,0:00:36.43,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard not to notice when you \Nsay it in such a loud voice...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.43,0:00:38.76,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,What?! Was I just talking out loud?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.76,0:00:40.94,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it! I'm so stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.94,0:00:42.84,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe I blurted \Nout such a vital secret!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.84,0:00:45.79,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a failure! I'm a \Ncomplete failure as a spy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.79,0:00:48.83,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Kojou Yuu-sama, \Nsuper sadist to the core,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.83,0:00:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broke the most fundamental \Nrule of the spy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.29,0:00:54.23,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Darn it! I'll be more careful!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.23,0:00:56.15,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be much more careful from now on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.15,0:01:00.19,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}I'll never talk to myself again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.94,0:01:00.64,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like another annoying \None has joined us...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.02,0:01:01.88,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Spy....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.35,0:01:03.16,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.42,0:01:06.44,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Spy... eliminate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.67,0:01:11.02,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}I thought it seemed odd that \Npeople always stared at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.03,0:01:09.86,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Spy... eliminate!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.86,0:01:12.04,Default,Both,0000,0000,0000,,Kojou-san, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.60,0:01:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Or do you have ESP?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.84,0:01:14.26,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,Woof, woof.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.26,0:01:15.30,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.31,0:01:17.67,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Eliminate.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.40,0:01:20.46,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san, it's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.46,0:01:22.72,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you'll scare the guests if they
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.72,0:01:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,see you doing this here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.51,0:01:29.12,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Bro— Business Manager Shiokawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.04,0:01:31.70,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.70,0:01:34.07,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,No need to be shy just because \Nthere are people around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.07,0:01:35.60,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,How'd it go, Kojou-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.44,0:01:39.14,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't any undesirable men \Ncoming after Tamaki, are there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.14,0:01:40.33,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,What's with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.33,0:01:42.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does he have a sister complex? Gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.99,0:01:44.08,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,Did you say something?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.08,0:01:45.90,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,What? No, not a thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.90,0:01:46.72,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,Good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.72,0:01:49.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why don't you give me \Nyour report over dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.91,0:01:51.05,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.51,0:01:56.33,Default,Misono,0000,0000,0000,,This whole thing just got \Neven more annoying...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.99,0:01:58.83,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,You said it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.80,0:02:08.12,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Your sister is very important \Nto you, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.12,0:02:11.11,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,You better believe it.\N She's my sweet little sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.35,0:02:13.84,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,So sweet, I made a deal with \Nthe personnel department
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.84,0:02:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you could watch her
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.36,0:02:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make sure no undesirable \Nmen come after her.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.90,0:02:19.71,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.47,0:02:24.39,Default,Bro,0000,0000,0000,,Do you always look like that when \Nyou see siblings who are close?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.39,0:02:26.77,Default,Yuu,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, yes...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.77,0:02:37.08,Sign,Title,0000,0000,0000,,Next Time \N"Sudden Comic Event"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.93,0:02:32.75,Default,Sayuri,0000,0000,0000,,Next time: "Sudden Comic Event."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.16,0:02:35.79,Default,Tamaki,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san, what are "spoils"?