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Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.41,0:00:10.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was held captive by the Friday \NFellows until just a bit ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.43,0:00:17.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was all the plot of Ebisugawa \NSoun, sitting over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.41,0:00:20.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A tanuki who boils tanuki in a hot pot?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.59,0:00:22.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not talking about tengu or humans here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.80,0:00:26.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Such a cruel tanuki does \Nnot exist in this world.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.19,0:00:30.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.45,0:00:33.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a member of the Shimogamo family, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.22,0:00:36.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It appears some people have \Nentered the room next door.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.02,0:00:43.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,1,200 years since Emperor Kammu settled \Non a location for the palace…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.80,0:00:47.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Humans live in the city, \Ntanuki crawl the earth,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.51,0:00:49.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,tengu fly through the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.16,0:00:55.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since the Heian era relocation, humans, \Ntanuki, and tengu have maintained a delicate balance.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.59,0:00:59.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what keeps the great wheel of \Nthis city turning round and round.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.87,0:01:04.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,More fun than anything is \Nwatching that wheel spin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.29,0:01:08.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm what you'd call a tanuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.12,0:01:11.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but too proud to be a {\i1}mere{\i0} tanuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.61,0:01:16.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I admire tengu from afar \Nand love imitating humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.74,0:01:20.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For that reason, my daily \Nlife is so dizzyingly busy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.38,0:01:23.97,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Sensuiro
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.83,0:01:23.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no time to be bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.97,0:01:26.98,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,Episode 13: \NThe Eccentric Family
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.07,0:01:33.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Compared to Chitose-ya this place \Nis a little cramped for seven.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.45,0:01:35.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please forgive us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.32,0:01:37.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, is the next room out of the question?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.69,0:01:39.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There are a great many \Npeople in the next room.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.99,0:01:44.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For so many people they're awfully \Nquiet. It's like there's no one there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.18,0:01:47.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, they are quiet, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.55,0:02:05.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what are you plotting?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.52,0:02:07.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not telling.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.39,0:02:11.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mind as long as it's interesting,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.75,0:02:13.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but don't get too rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.92,0:02:17.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A delivery has arrived.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.30,0:02:29.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's quite a beautiful tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.17,0:02:33.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Unusually so. How about it, Daikoku?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.05,0:02:39.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a fine tanuki, \Nwouldn't you say, Hotei?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.62,0:02:43.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong, Hotei?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.34,0:02:47.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop with these absurd \Nfabrications, Yaichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.50,0:02:49.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pathetic.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.67,0:02:51.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.42,0:02:55.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you lie like that, you slimeball!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.46,0:02:59.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that any way to talk to your Uncle?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.06,0:03:00.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Learn some manners!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.84,0:03:05.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Uncle?" You boiled my Father in a hot pot!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.40,0:03:07.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He boiled Soichiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.04,0:03:14.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold on, calm down.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.63,0:03:17.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just more baseless chatter.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.60,0:03:20.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter how many lies he tells, \Nno one will accept his story
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.87,0:03:24.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so it seems he's dragged his father \Ninto this out of desperation.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.46,0:03:27.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But of course, he has no \Nproof of that story either.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.90,0:03:30.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who can prove it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.44,0:03:33.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaisei is our witness! Your daughter!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.63,0:03:36.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's just at that age
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.72,0:03:40.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,where girls often dream up such tragedies.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.29,0:03:45.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you embarrassed to have taken \Nmy spacey daughter's talk as the truth?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.43,0:03:49.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you really believe I sent \NSoichiro to the hot pot?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.25,0:03:52.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How long are you gonna keep playing dumb?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.25,0:03:55.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you guys keep spouting \Nthe most outrageous nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.61,0:03:59.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What tanuki would believe \Nsuch a horrible story?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.55,0:04:03.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about it? Do you think \NI would do such a thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.76,0:04:12.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly, there are puzzling aspects to how \NSoichiro ended up as the Friday Fellow's hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.67,0:04:14.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's strange that a tanuki so great
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.68,0:04:18.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,could so easily fall into \Nthose humans' hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.01,0:04:24.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,However, it'd be a different \Nstory if he were plastered.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.16,0:04:27.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Word on the street is,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.12,0:04:30.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,the night Soichiro was captured \Nby the Friday Fellows
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.15,0:04:34.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,there was a tanuki drinking with \Nhim to the end, isn't that right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.17,0:04:38.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I daresay that's the reason
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.40,0:04:40.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Soichiro was captured \Nby those hateful humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.80,0:04:43.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But even now,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.32,0:04:47.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,the concerned party has not stepped forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.21,0:04:51.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's clammed up and is \Ninstead fabricating reasons
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.77,0:04:53.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,why the leader of tanuki society \Nslipped into an iron pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.79,0:04:57.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard a rumor that he's \Nashamed of his base actions
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.75,0:05:02.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and has been hiding in \Nthe well of some temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.72,0:05:12.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you get away with that!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.51,0:05:19.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care if you're my uncle or who you are!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.23,0:05:21.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna personally flatten you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.25,0:05:23.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you think you can bite me, give it a shot!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.31,0:05:26.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At that point, any chance you had \Nat becoming Nise-emon would be gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.03,0:05:30.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like they're getting \Ndown to business next door!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.53,0:05:31.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6} Calm down, Yaichiro! Order! Order!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.85,0:05:34.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it Field Day in there or what?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.21,0:05:45.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Good heavens, a tiger!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.28,0:05:48.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,B-Benten!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.92,0:05:54.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy, tonight's a noisy one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.40,0:05:59.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Ebisugawa!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.38,0:06:04.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?! Why do you have that tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.36,0:06:06.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I left her in the storeroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.84,0:06:11.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there are various reasons, \Nbut we're borrowing her.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.30,0:06:13.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Borrowing her and then what?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.38,0:06:14.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Boiling her in a hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.61,0:06:16.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not "borrowing"!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.64,0:06:20.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I stated plainly that this \None could not be boiled!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.12,0:06:22.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's my tanuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.02,0:06:25.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What about "your" tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.03,0:06:29.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Boil anyone except her! I won't allow this!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.83,0:06:32.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't give you any more Electric Brandy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.66,0:06:35.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's a simple matter of taking it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.46,0:06:38.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that right, Benten?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.84,0:06:40.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite so.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.77,0:06:45.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is why... This is what \Nmakes humans so nasty!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.51,0:06:50.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong, Hotei?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.53,0:07:07.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the one!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.74,0:07:11.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The one I nursed!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.74,0:07:14.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you have her!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.45,0:07:17.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's because you let the first one get away
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.65,0:07:20.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,that I went to such great pains to get her!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.24,0:07:25.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A year-end bash without a tanuki? \NWhat of the Friday Fellow tradition?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.28,0:07:27.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be ousted from the Fellows, Hotei!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.62,0:07:30.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ousted or whatever is fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.16,0:07:32.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting uppity, huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.69,0:07:35.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.04,0:07:38.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is defeat, ideological defeat.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.22,0:07:41.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.51,0:07:46.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with eating tanuki hot pot for \Nkicks in these enlightened times, anyways?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.83,0:07:50.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To hell with the Friday Fellows! \NTo hell with tradition!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.28,0:07:53.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You've eaten a ton of 'em, too, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.14,0:07:57.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To eat isn't to love? What \Nhappened to your theory?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.04,0:07:58.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To eat is to love.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.90,0:08:02.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But to not eat what you \Ncould eat is also love!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.18,0:08:06.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well you're just saying whatever the \Nhell now, aren't you? And so boldly!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.02,0:08:07.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sophistry, pure sophistry!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.63,0:08:10.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sophistry, great! I don't \Nrequire your opinion!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.38,0:08:13.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've decided on a complete about-face!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.01,0:08:17.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do an about-face if you like, \Nbut the tanuki stays here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.09,0:08:26.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Th-The Friday Fellows!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.27,0:08:38.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well this is a scene of unparalleled beauty!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.96,0:08:41.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We can make as many hot pots as we like.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.84,0:08:51.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, 'scuse me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.73,0:09:12.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.20,0:09:15.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.21,0:09:29.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh, what a mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.09,0:09:36.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut {\i1}up{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.57,0:09:40.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.57,0:09:50.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, please, if you \Ncould quell your rage!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.82,0:10:03.91,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations to the new Nise-emon!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.24,0:10:05.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How long--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.12,0:10:13.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How long do you intend to keep me waiting?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.19,0:10:16.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't quit screwing around, \NI'm gonna blow you all away!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.32,0:10:21.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nyoigatake Yakushibo!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.13,0:10:24.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We've caught them in a compromising position!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.52,0:10:29.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying?! This is a \Nmisunderstanding, a total misunderstanding!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.22,0:10:31.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.89,0:10:35.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Human scum like you laying a hand \Non Benten is completely inexcusable.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.48,0:10:38.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not just you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.60,0:10:40.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Every last schmuck here is guilty!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.69,0:10:44.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hear me now! Behold this tengu!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.13,0:10:48.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't get it? I despise the lot of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.00,0:10:50.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For I am a tengu!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.43,0:10:54.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You all, without exception, \Nneed to learn your place!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.92,0:11:00.93,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(442.728,166.4)}Minamiza
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.92,0:11:00.93,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(355.455,248)}Sensuiro
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.93,0:11:26.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here he comes!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.89,0:11:33.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, how about we call it \Ngood and show some forgiveness?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.80,0:11:51.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The professor still has \Nsome fight in him, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.77,0:11:54.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo, do something!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.48,0:11:57.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you see I'm trying?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.93,0:12:01.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, he's taking a break.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.32,0:12:04.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's our chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.70,0:12:12.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gonna die, gonna die!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.76,0:12:22.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Really now, you're such a hooligan.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.36,0:12:27.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice work. I'll take it from here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.27,0:12:35.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Master.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.18,0:12:37.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Benten?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.23,0:12:41.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I think everyone understands the \Nterror you represent well enough now.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.47,0:12:43.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.67,0:12:46.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.80,0:12:48.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I bought Q-tips.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.97,0:12:51.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll clean your ears for you,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.88,0:12:54.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,with your head in my lap for \Nthe first time in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.38,0:13:00.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, could you do me a \Nfavor and forget about all that?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.54,0:13:04.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go home.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.22,0:13:18.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you guys doing \Nscrewing around out here?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.50,0:13:20.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Better skedaddle back to the the forest!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.18,0:13:27.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hairballs who stay out late get eaten!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.84,0:13:38.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, Yajiro,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.65,0:13:42.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,how long are you planning on \Nstaying a frog? Isn't it a pain?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.46,0:13:46.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh, I haven't quite got the knack back yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.98,0:13:49.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For the time being I'll \Njust have to be a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.91,0:13:52.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who'll be Nise-emon?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.35,0:13:56.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I committed assault in \Nfront of the elders, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.14,0:14:02.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But so many of Soun's misdeeds were \Nexposed that there's no way it'll be him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.21,0:14:07.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess aloha-shirt Yasaka will \Ncontinue on as deputy for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.39,0:14:10.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh right, Mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.27,0:14:14.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, right. I told her to go \Nto Akegarasu ahead of us, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.71,0:14:16.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if she made it okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.04,0:14:22.54,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Please charge
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.96,0:14:22.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's out of battery, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.40,0:14:24.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No problem!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.81,0:14:34.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I just got to Akegarasu.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.88,0:14:37.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're all okay, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.59,0:14:41.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yup, we're all here. I'll \Ngive you to Yasaburo.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.71,0:14:46.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, I'm alive 'n kickin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.98,0:14:50.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo? You did a great job.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.06,0:14:54.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it was nothing. Well, here's Yaichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.03,0:14:59.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, today was a complete mess.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.83,0:15:01.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There are no words to express my apology.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.55,0:15:07.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,On top of that, I'm sorry to say so,\N but I doubt I'll become Nise-emon.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.41,0:15:12.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That fine. As long as you're around, \Nyou'll get another chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.66,0:15:14.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.76,0:15:16.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you to Yajiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.32,0:15:34.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro? Why aren't you saying anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.59,0:15:37.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.14,0:15:46.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a while, Mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.10,0:15:50.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry I didn't get in touch for so long.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.75,0:15:53.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please forgive me somehow.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.88,0:15:56.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.53,0:16:01.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I understand how you feel.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.54,0:16:04.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So no more crying, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.55,0:16:10.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's certainly been a night.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.94,0:16:14.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're all waiting for you to get here!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.30,0:16:19.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we kick things off \Ntogether with a belly strike?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.02,0:16:23.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If we do that it'll upset our stomachs.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.70,0:16:25.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.56,0:16:26.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.77,0:16:30.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.89,0:16:44.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is some crowd, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.55,0:16:47.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't want to get crushed, do we?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.48,0:16:52.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's most dangerous for me, \Nbecause anyhow, I'm a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.98,0:16:57.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't drop me, \NYasaburo. I'll get trampled.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.53,0:17:02.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hey you. Happy New Year.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.85,0:17:06.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello and happy New Year to you as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.90,0:17:08.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,May I inquire after your health?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.02,0:17:11.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Doing just fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.07,0:17:16.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, all that stuff, no matter \Nhow many times I go over it in my head,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.76,0:17:20.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea what happened that night.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.92,0:17:25.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Went through hell, though. Got \Nbooted from the Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.99,0:17:29.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, if you're doing well \Nnow, isn't that good enough?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.73,0:17:33.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, yeah, in the end, you're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.10,0:17:35.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Come see me in my office again sometime!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.41,0:17:44.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, take a look at that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.62,0:17:47.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kurama tengu?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.25,0:17:56.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no telling how many of these \Npeople are actually tengu and tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.67,0:18:00.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, in this day and age, even a frog \Ncan visit a shrine for New Year's.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.25,0:18:04.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengu make New Year's wishes, too, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.22,0:18:07.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And what's wrong with a tengu \Nmaking a New Year's wish?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.15,0:18:13.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well if it isn't Nyoigatake Yakushibo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.12,0:18:15.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy New Year!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.55,0:18:17.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.01,0:18:18.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you on your way to the shrine?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.92,0:18:23.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That was our intention, \Nbut it's become a chore.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.41,0:18:26.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh come now, let's visit the shrine.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.92,0:18:29.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, Professor? It's only once a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.87,0:18:33.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you're right. Dealing with a crowd \Nnow and then isn't the end of the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.40,0:18:36.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yaichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.00,0:18:38.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.19,0:18:41.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You should go with the flow a bit more.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.89,0:18:43.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-- understood.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.82,0:18:45.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.84,0:18:49.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For starters, you should quit being a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.56,0:18:50.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.73,0:18:52.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yashiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.84,0:18:56.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For the time being, you \Nshould hurry up and grow!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.05,0:18:57.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.47,0:19:09.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there's nothing for us \Nto do standing around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.92,0:19:11.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we go?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.05,0:19:23.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey there, Kinkaku, Ginkaku. Happy New Year.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.37,0:19:25.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting a head-start on your idiocy this year, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.35,0:19:28.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You got us good that night, huh, Yasaburo.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.11,0:19:33.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We caught a horrible cold and spent \Nthe whole time until today in bed!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.09,0:19:34.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I was gonna die.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.80,0:19:39.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They say the stupid ones don't catch \Ncolds, but I guess idiots do, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.79,0:19:41.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.02,0:19:42.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.67,0:19:49.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Can my idiot brothers not even \Ngive a proper New Year's greeting?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.08,0:19:51.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Idiot"?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.04,0:19:52.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You too?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.82,0:19:53.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaisei?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.67,0:19:55.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine, just go.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.02,0:19:58.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.94,0:20:01.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaisei!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.90,0:20:08.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen her, so I wouldn't \Nknow who to look for anyhow...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.63,0:20:16.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did Uncle come back?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.38,0:20:18.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he said he was going to \Na hot spring and that was it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.02,0:20:21.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He might never come back.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.71,0:20:24.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about if you quit messing \Naround and let me see you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.57,0:20:27.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll never find me!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.78,0:20:42.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a ton of things to wish for.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.68,0:20:45.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you're so greedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.55,0:20:47.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I really that greedy?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.22,0:20:52.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't narrow down your goal, even \Na wish that might have come true won't.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:52.51,0:20:54.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, in that case...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.70,0:20:58.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll wish to meet the one I'm destined for.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.29,0:21:01.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go acting like a cutie \Nagain, saying stuff like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.61,0:21:05.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you gonna wish for, Yasaburo?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.92,0:21:10.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh. I thought about it,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.22,0:21:14.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I don't have any wishes in particular.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.97,0:21:20.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as we're all living, as long as \Nwe're all having fun, that should do it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.55,0:21:22.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.01,0:21:27.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone were to ask me how tanuki should \Nlive their lives, this is how I would answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.22,0:21:33.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The tanuki wriggling about in Kyoto \Nshould abandon all lofty ambitions.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.59,0:21:37.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing else we have to do \Nbesides lead an interesting life.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.73,0:21:41.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.27,0:21:45.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing I need to ask for.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.70,0:21:58.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just some moderate glory for \Nmy family and our friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.92,0:23:35.35,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,We truly thank you for watching!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.72,0:23:39.92,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Deep gratitude!