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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.32,0:00:05.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In Kyoto there is a secret society\N that has existed since the Taisho era.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.43,0:00:09.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There are always seven seats,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.15,0:00:14.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and the humans who occupy them are each \Ncalled by the name of one of the Seven Lucky Gods.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.56,0:00:20.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They are our natural enemies, who paralyze children with fear, the Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.01,0:00:23.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are they our natural enemies?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:27.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they eat tanuki \Nhot pot at their year-end bash.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.85,0:00:31.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In the course of our tranquil daily life,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:34.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a regularly scheduled nightmare we have once a year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.18,0:00:38.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our dad, too, the great Shimogamo Soichiro,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.38,0:00:43.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,met his end all too soon\N as a Friday Fellows hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.89,0:00:46.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thus we are reminded
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.70,0:00:51.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,that the ones on top of \Nthe food chain are the humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.99,0:02:24.99,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,Episode Five: \NThe Friday Fellows
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.65,0:02:27.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're still alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.39,0:02:28.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.94,0:02:31.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,From the look of it, \Nyou're still on the run?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.28,0:02:35.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm helping out at a secondhand camera \Nshop in Osaka's Nipponbashi district.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.17,0:02:41.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you going to be okay? \NBenten goes to hang out in Osaka, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.41,0:02:43.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just don't tell her!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.08,0:02:44.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I can guarantee that?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.96,0:02:48.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When I'm threatened I \Nrattle on without meaning to...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.29,0:03:02.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she gone?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.68,0:03:03.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.31,0:03:08.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There{\i1} is{\i0} something \Nirresistible about this thrill.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.10,0:03:10.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.29,0:03:25.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,About Benten,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.87,0:03:30.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yaichiro went to ask \NProf. Akadama to intercede,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.58,0:03:33.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but he came back fuming,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.19,0:03:37.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,saying, "I'm over bowing\N my head to the professor!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.18,0:03:39.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He was bristling mad!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.36,0:03:43.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He needs to learn to \Nhave a bit more tolerance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.51,0:03:51.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even without his help, you never know, it \Nmight already be water under the bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.41,0:03:56.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That might be so, but Benten\N is such a dangerous person.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.02,0:03:58.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So fickle and capricious.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.88,0:04:01.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What'll you do if it's {\i1}not{\i0} \Nwater under the bridge?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.22,0:04:07.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I like you so much I want to eat you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.54,0:04:12.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, humans are even nastier than tengu.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.15,0:04:16.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, you know, most of them are good people.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.40,0:04:20.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can say that because\N you owe your life to one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.56,0:04:26.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your being brought into the world\N is also thanks to Mr. Yodogawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.51,0:04:31.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I still remember the taste of \Nthe onigiri he gave me that time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.24,0:04:34.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We gotta be thankful.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.29,0:04:38.29,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Mamiana Antiques
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.60,0:05:14.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I demolished that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.04,0:05:16.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You eat like a pig!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.37,0:05:18.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaisei?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.18,0:05:21.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you in that chest?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.28,0:05:23.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up! Who cares?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.33,0:05:27.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, what's up lately?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.70,0:05:29.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Yajiro doing okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.84,0:05:33.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he's doing fine at \Nthe bottom of his well.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.26,0:05:35.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's doing personal affairs consulting.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.33,0:05:40.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I... like Yajiro. I go for \Nadvice sometimes, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.30,0:05:46.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's also a rumor that Benten visits him.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.04,0:05:51.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With her unrivaled invincibility \Nwhat kind of worries could Benten have?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.21,0:05:52.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I would know!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.07,0:05:58.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It must be that she can't decide which \Ntanuki to eat at the next year-end bash.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.54,0:06:02.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a rumor you'll be boiled\N in a hot pot this year... Will you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.92,0:06:04.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not planning on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.67,0:06:08.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is all because you got involved with \Nthat half-baked tengu -- you're only a tanuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.38,0:06:12.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go back to Osaka early.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.09,0:06:15.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you hang around too much, \Nyou'll really end up getting eaten.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.17,0:06:19.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Living as a tanuki, there is always the \Nchance one will be made into hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.41,0:06:24.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When the time comes, \NI'm prepared to go laughing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.14,0:06:26.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You put up a bold front \Nfor a guy with no balls!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.82,0:06:34.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be an issue if I get caught, \Nso hang onto this for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.23,0:06:37.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, a keepsake?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.45,0:06:41.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tengu tobacco. Please\N get it to Prof. Akadama.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.79,0:06:46.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,While I'm away from Kyoto \NI left Yashiro to take care of him,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.47,0:06:50.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but the professor is giving him a hard time \Nwith all kinds of unreasonable demands.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.00,0:06:56.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sticking tengu tobacco in \Nhis mouth should shut him up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.15,0:06:58.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is no good. I can't see.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.61,0:07:03.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's because you're in that \Nchest. Just come out already.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.36,0:07:05.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way. I refuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.52,0:07:09.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get it. What are \Nyou saying I should do?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.33,0:07:11.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To the valued customer on the second floor,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.16,0:07:13.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Benten has arrived.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.53,0:07:56.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that Yasaburo character here?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.74,0:07:59.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's called "Yasaburo the Fugitive,"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.04,0:08:02.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so he might have already run away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.48,0:08:06.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you like to do? \NI can take you to the Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.25,0:08:11.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a little tired. I'll take a rest here.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.19,0:08:14.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Teikinbo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.48,0:08:20.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There are two Darumas \Nhere. Isn't that strange?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.29,0:08:26.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're both burned in the same spot and \Nthey're dirty in the exact same way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.74,0:08:30.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. That certainly is mysterious.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.58,0:08:35.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo has always \Nbeen good at shape-shifting.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.83,0:08:52.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Long time no see, Yasaburo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.79,0:08:56.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How did you know I was here?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.52,0:08:59.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a tip from Kinkaku and Ginkaku
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.04,0:09:04.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,that lately their little sister has \Nbeen going out alone sometimes,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.65,0:09:09.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,that it seemed she had been \Nsweet-talked by a nasty male tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.32,0:09:13.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, they are forever \Nmeddling in the most unnecessary ways.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.11,0:09:16.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They take such good \Ncare of their little sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.32,0:09:28.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're cute when you're round, so \Nkeep being a Daruma for a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.09,0:09:30.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are we off to?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.72,0:09:34.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides totaling my inner parlor
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.13,0:09:37.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,you lost my precious folding fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.03,0:09:40.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You made a promise to provide entertainment \Nfor the Friday Fellows, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.48,0:09:42.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let you say you forgot it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.88,0:09:47.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no words to express my regret for \Nwhat happened during the Fire Festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.11,0:09:48.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But that--
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.81,0:09:50.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't need apologies.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.77,0:09:55.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll just eat you if we \Ndon't enjoy your performance.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.10,0:10:17.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you like sukiyaki?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.23,0:10:22.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides tanuki hot pot, \Nthere's nothing in this world I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.15,0:10:26.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I like tanuki hot pot better than sukiyaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.32,0:10:27.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How whimsical.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.19,0:10:31.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Beef is infinitely tastier.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.78,0:10:35.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your dad was boiled in a hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.55,0:10:38.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder how many \Nyears its been since then.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.07,0:10:43.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You say that like you \Nweren't sitting there eating it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.93,0:10:48.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was right after I was \Nwelcomed into the Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.70,0:10:52.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was the first time \NI had ever eaten tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.71,0:10:56.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a delicious hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.30,0:11:05.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.40,0:11:06.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.40,0:11:11.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This evening's entertainment...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.13,0:11:13.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Shimogamo Yasaburo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.97,0:11:18.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Jurojin and Fukurokuju will be absent.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.66,0:11:21.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I let the restaurant know in advance.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.15,0:11:25.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well then, since all of today's \Nmembers are here, shall we begin?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.92,0:11:36.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The sound and smell alone are more than \Nenough to put me in a beer-drinking mood.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.66,0:11:40.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, Ebisu, you can just \Nstick to drinking beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.03,0:11:42.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll eat your share!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.26,0:11:46.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, there's only an \Nopener because of the main event.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.49,0:11:49.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tasty meat is poison for your body.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.67,0:11:53.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The one smiling and \Nlaughing over there is Ebisu.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.43,0:11:56.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The big one is Bishamon.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.67,0:12:00.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ebisu holds a high position \Nat a bank in Osaka.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.33,0:12:04.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bishamon is the president \Nof the hotel Sengyokaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.30,0:12:06.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A man of letters once said,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.78,0:12:10.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Cows eat straw, so this \Nisn't beef hot pot, but straw hot pot."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.79,0:12:15.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6} If it's straw then there's \Nprobably no cholesterol.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.93,0:12:15.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Daikoku is the young proprietor of the \NKyoto cuisine restaurant Chitose-ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.91,0:12:18.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There isn't any, right Professor?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.57,0:12:22.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if cows these days even eat straw.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.36,0:12:24.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hotei is a university teacher.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.97,0:12:29.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}Cows these days drink beer \Nwhile listening to Mozart.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.42,0:12:29.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There are two others, but \Nthey're absent today.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.61,0:12:32.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to see Jurojin...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.61,0:12:33.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}So that means we're eating \Nbeer while drinking beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.31,0:12:35.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What kind of person is Jurojin?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.77,0:12:37.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}That's like eating rice with a side of rice.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.73,0:12:37.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a shark.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.82,0:12:39.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A shark?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.52,0:12:40.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean a card shark?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.98,0:12:42.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A loan shark.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.96,0:13:03.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're lucky Hotei is \Nat the other hot pot today.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.95,0:13:06.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hotei is fine with it being raw,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.29,0:13:09.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you're not paying \Nattention you won't get to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.56,0:13:11.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.15,0:13:14.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.99,0:13:19.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They don't seem to be taking this very \Nseriously, sitting over there cross-legged in peace.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.35,0:13:23.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite so. Let us teach \Nthem the harshness of reality!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.67,0:13:30.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about time we head into \Nthe entertainment portion of the evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.96,0:13:32.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We've been waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.93,0:13:37.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That dumbass.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.00,0:13:40.00,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(217.533,437.943)}Teramachi shopping district
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.00,0:13:40.00,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(167.402,75.2)}Nishizaki Genemon's shop
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.00,0:13:40.00,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(408.701,80.514)} Sukiyaki restaurant
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.34,0:13:44.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, presenting the secret ceremony \Npassed down in the Shimogamo family since long ago
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.13,0:13:48.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Seven Transformations Kuru Kuru Pon Pon"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.48,0:13:49.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we begin?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.72,0:13:56.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just getting started!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.62,0:13:59.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,One more!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.34,0:14:02.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And even this!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.07,0:14:11.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep going, keep going!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.25,0:14:14.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you get too carried away, I'll eat you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.86,0:14:20.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.75,0:14:27.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Amazing! I would expect \Nnothing less from a guest of Benten.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.81,0:14:31.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea what the trick could be.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.00,0:14:34.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you, by any chance, a tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.41,0:14:37.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, I'm a tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.67,0:14:39.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Indeed, he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.69,0:14:43.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a tanuki I know. Doesn't he look tasty?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.98,0:14:48.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it would be a waste to eat him, \Nwith such talent. I couldn't eat him!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.45,0:14:51.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've taken a liking to you! You're fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.57,0:14:52.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So interesting!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.16,0:14:56.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Come again next time!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.72,0:15:03.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, please eat. Keep on eating!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.56,0:15:06.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'll forgive you for tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.94,0:15:10.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean you won't boil me in a hot pot?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.53,0:15:13.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I don't know about tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.97,0:15:19.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Next month's year-end \Nbash is tanuki hot pot, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.30,0:15:22.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As usual, we'll borrow Chitose-ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.85,0:15:25.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, it's fine to do it at my place.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.66,0:15:29.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I doubt other restaurants \Nwould let you make tanuki hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.06,0:15:34.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is it that we have to eat tanuki \Nhot pot at the year-end bash, anyways?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.77,0:15:37.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I prefer beef.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.10,0:15:41.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you talk like that you'll be expelled \Nfrom the club. It's a rule, that's why.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.67,0:15:45.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't it Tanizaki Junichiro who decided it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.50,0:15:47.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that true?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.20,0:15:51.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard from Jurojin that \NTanizaki Junichiro was a member.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.26,0:15:53.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sounds like a lie to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.28,0:15:56.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Would Tanizaki eat {\i1}tanuki{\i0} though?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.87,0:15:59.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't he into eel?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.85,0:16:03.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But eel is a summer food.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.79,0:16:07.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up to bring a tanuki is Hotei, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.45,0:16:11.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hotei, you like tanuki, don't you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.32,0:16:17.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tanuki are cute, aren't they? How cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.98,0:16:22.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The way they're all short 'n stout\N is charming, don't you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.41,0:16:25.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Also the way their eyes look at you blankly,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.55,0:16:28.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,the way their butts wiggle \Nas they timidly scurry away...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.68,0:16:29.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.27,0:16:35.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That time I fell head over heels \Nfor a tanuki was so many years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.13,0:16:38.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but that tanuki was such a cutie.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.81,0:16:41.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It happened when I was \Nwalking alone in Kitashirakawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.36,0:16:53.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You poor thing. You're hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.64,0:16:55.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, c'mere.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.23,0:17:00.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe it was because her\N leg was injured and it hurt,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.44,0:17:03.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I picked her up and carried her to my \Nhouse and she didn't struggle or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.21,0:17:07.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I dressed her wound, \Nmade some rice balls,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.94,0:17:13.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That tanuki would gobble up \Nanything -- she really loved to eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.41,0:17:15.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like me!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.87,0:17:19.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She was terribly scared \Nwhenever it thundered.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.90,0:17:23.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm? She was scared of... thunder?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.27,0:17:28.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure was. She would run \Naround whimpering, poor thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.17,0:17:34.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,On nights when it thundered, I covered her \Nin a blanket and stayed with her the whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.08,0:17:40.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She got better, so I \Nreturned her to the mountains,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.18,0:17:44.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but as she was leaving \Nshe actually looked at my face!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.71,0:17:47.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She kept looking back as she went!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.08,0:17:51.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, Bishamon, you don't believe me, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.41,0:17:54.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you didn't see her.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.42,0:17:57.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you didn't see how cute she was!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.38,0:18:02.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She understood that I had \Ndone her a favor by saving her.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.21,0:18:00.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.33,0:18:03.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.09,0:18:05.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're clever, tanuki are.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.72,0:18:05.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, sure. Yep.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.51,0:18:10.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever since then I've \Nbeen in love with tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.24,0:18:13.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why it's so weird!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.30,0:18:17.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hotei, we all know have a thing for tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.09,0:18:22.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But don't you happily scarf \Ntanuki hot pot every year?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.83,0:18:24.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't that bizarre?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.78,0:18:30.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Liking tanuki and eating \Ntanuki are not contradictory.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.13,0:18:34.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There will always be guys \Nlike you who eat it reluctantly,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.05,0:18:37.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm always happy to.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.72,0:18:41.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Eating and thinking how delicious \Nit is, that's simply good manners.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.07,0:18:47.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's no reason to go out \Nof your way to eat tanuki, is there?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.26,0:18:50.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's plenty of other tasty things.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.45,0:18:54.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I like them so much I \Nwant to eat them up, yes I do.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.59,0:18:58.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've known you for a long time, Hotei,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.58,0:19:01.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I still don't understand you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.49,0:19:06.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh, I want you to understand! \NIt's love! Love! You get it, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.32,0:19:07.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.20,0:19:08.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't get {\i1}that{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.85,0:19:12.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, tanuki are cute,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.81,0:19:16.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's someone here \Nwho is just as cute as them!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.51,0:19:21.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is no good. Hotei's wasted again.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.19,0:19:23.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how you feel, but control yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.19,0:19:24.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Impossible! {\a6}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.44,0:19:27.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I've gotten kinda bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.41,0:19:29.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.61,0:19:38.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Benten!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.95,0:19:41.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.07,0:19:49.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a huge moon out!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.37,0:19:53.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I like round things.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.01,0:19:54.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.38,0:19:58.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I want the moon!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.78,0:20:02.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, go get it, Yasaburo!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.32,0:20:06.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's absurd, \Neven as a favor for you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.93,0:20:08.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you're a good-for-nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.27,0:20:11.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.51,0:20:15.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're such a pitiful tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.55,0:20:17.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,By all means, please continue...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.41,0:20:20.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When the moon is pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.44,0:20:24.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I get kind of sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.59,0:20:26.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.52,0:20:29.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Am not, not on that little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.11,0:20:58.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you so upset about?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.57,0:21:02.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You poor thing, \Nyou'll be eaten by me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.15,0:21:05.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But couldn't you just not eat me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.49,0:21:10.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, at some point I'm \Ndefinitely going to eat you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.41,0:21:13.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have issues with the fact that \Nyou can say "I'll eat you up" so easily.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.34,0:21:16.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a matter of life or death for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.36,0:21:19.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I just like you so \Nmuch I wanna eat you up.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.53,0:21:22.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you eat the thing you like,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.65,0:21:27.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,then the thing you like will be gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.05,0:21:31.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What would you expect? You're so spoiled.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.06,0:21:37.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite my unwillingness, I gathered\N around a delicious sukiyaki hot pot
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.87,0:21:42.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,with the Friday Fellows, the guys \Nresponsible for the death of our dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.72,0:21:48.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That night Benten and \NI said a toast to the moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.33,0:21:57.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then as she drank the cocktail in her hand, \Nfor some reason she murmured, "So sad, so sad."
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.79,0:23:34.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yodogawa here. It's \Nreally autumn now, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.03,0:23:36.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Clear skies and a healthy \Nappetite in the fall.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.39,0:23:38.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm? It's the middle of summer?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.43,0:23:39.97,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a7}Taking in Fall Colors
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.30,0:23:39.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.