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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.98,0:00:14.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is clear that our bloodline has been \Naround since the long past Heian period.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.41,0:00:18.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just because we're tanuki
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.02,0:00:20.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,doesn't mean we're popped out of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.92,0:00:24.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,a nook in a camphor tree\N like a hairy ball of candy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.61,0:00:30.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The wildly branching bloodline we inherit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.38,0:00:33.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,somehow binds us.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.69,0:00:37.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even for a Bohemian tanuki like me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.33,0:00:40.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,blood ties cannot be so easily abandoned.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.83,0:00:45.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As you might expect, even just tenuous blood \Nrelation can keep slight quarrels from being forgotten,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.79,0:00:50.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so instead of water under the bridge \Nthey become feuds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.30,0:00:53.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Blood is thicker than water"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.37,0:00:57.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,is a saying that is more than I can handle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.21,0:02:33.00,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,Episode 7: Bathhouse Rules
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:36.25,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Akegarasu
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.20,0:02:36.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you find what you were looking for?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.21,0:02:39.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even have a clue.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.35,0:02:43.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But still, I thought you had already \Nbeen boiled in a hot pot and eaten!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.62,0:02:46.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm sure it'll happen sometime, \Nso there's not much of a difference.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.88,0:02:49.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With all due respect, what the hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.06,0:02:52.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You should drink while you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.00,0:02:54.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Carpe diem.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.15,0:03:00.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, save me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.00,0:03:04.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He hates baths. To an extreme degree.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.62,0:03:08.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite the times being such that even tanuki \Nwho make their home in the forest of Shimogamo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.19,0:03:12.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,worry about split ends and treat their hair,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.54,0:03:15.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,it's so bad he even hates wiping \Nhis body with a damp cloth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.62,0:03:19.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh so that's why. I'll say,\N "Let's go to the bathhouse!" and he'll be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.64,0:03:23.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The weather's bad." "My butt \Nitches." "My back hurts."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.28,0:03:26.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"I don't like the look on your face!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.89,0:03:29.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You didn't try to drag him out?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.33,0:03:32.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I did! And he threw a heavy Daruma at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.92,0:03:38.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, the room is enveloped in this \Ncomplex aroma like something is fermenting,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.21,0:03:40.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so I tried to do something, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.86,0:03:44.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But he's spraying so much perfume \Nyou can't even breathe?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.63,0:03:45.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.97,0:03:48.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, I'm useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.83,0:03:52.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't get the professor \Nto take a bath or anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.50,0:03:56.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't cry Yashiro. It's \Na useless talent to have.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.94,0:03:59.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You have better things to master.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.88,0:04:02.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's blowing tengu winds.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.56,0:04:06.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he has enough energy left to do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.19,0:04:09.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It puts kinks in my hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.33,0:04:12.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Any more and I'll end up with an afro.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.17,0:04:16.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To show off the remnants of his \Nformer power to a little kid,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.36,0:04:18.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,he's a disgrace to all tengu.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.72,0:04:21.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna hurl him into the steaming water!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.69,0:04:26.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But Big Brother, you shouldn't \Nbully him too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.33,0:04:29.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. I just wanted to say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.29,0:04:38.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, your tail.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.18,0:04:45.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that Yasaburo?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.16,0:04:48.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't seen you since the \Nnight of the Fire Festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.82,0:04:51.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Where have you been loafing about?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.26,0:04:53.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a lowlife who has forgotten \Nhow to act towards his mentor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.79,0:04:55.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All you think about is having fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.83,0:05:01.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not as if I was screwing around, but... \Nanyways, I apologize for not visiting sooner.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.28,0:05:03.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no need for your visits.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.55,0:05:06.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was a load off of my mind \Nnot having you around.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.44,0:05:08.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're always saying that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.80,0:05:11.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why not just admit you were lonely?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.08,0:05:12.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As if!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.33,0:05:21.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does someone like me have to go \Ntake a bath accompanied by you tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.88,0:05:26.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't want to go with us? Is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.55,0:05:29.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you would go if it were with Benten?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.04,0:05:32.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That goes without saying. \NThat's exactly what I want.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.10,0:05:34.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You lech of a tengu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.49,0:05:37.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case, how about \NI transform into Benten?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.95,0:05:39.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With an erotic bounce...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.40,0:05:42.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just try it. I'll crush you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.99,0:05:46.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're gonna do it, then do it, \Nyou stubborn old tengu!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.79,0:05:48.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You asked for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.58,0:05:53.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You guys are nothing against my tengu wind \Nif I feel like whipping it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.22,0:05:55.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.16,0:06:38.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo, what are you playing at over there?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.63,0:06:39.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.70,0:06:41.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No more of this "moo moo" nonsense.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.94,0:06:46.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, did getting into a temper \Nperhaps cause you to sweat?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.32,0:06:47.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.77,0:06:51.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Having a bath now and then \Nis not such a bad thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.33,0:06:52.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.99,0:07:02.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, it's been some time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.39,0:07:06.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's cold out, huh, Yaichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.58,0:07:08.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Professor.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.42,0:07:11.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is some pain in the neck, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.14,0:07:12.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.67,0:07:14.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Say what you really think!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.25,0:07:16.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm speaking from the heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.33,0:07:18.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.04,0:07:25.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, let's go! \NWhat are we farting around for?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.63,0:07:33.59,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(302.727,40.8)}Bathhouse
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.78,0:07:35.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What a bother, oh bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.85,0:07:37.79,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(85.455,100.8)}Women
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.30,0:08:20.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, this bath is cold!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.18,0:08:23.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yashiro, that was a cold soak to begin with.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.86,0:08:28.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I have to take a \Nbath with you hairballs?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.92,0:08:33.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since we're in human form, there is no \Nneed for concern regarding shedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.39,0:08:37.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Either way, I wish Benten \Nwere here to wash my back.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.50,0:08:40.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to take a bath with Benten.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.45,0:08:43.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhh, I wanna take a bath with Benteeeeen!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.61,0:08:46.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, such an open \Ndisplay of indecent desire!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.99,0:08:49.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please try to preserve a bit of honor.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.84,0:08:51.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm ashamed to be your disciple.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.63,0:08:56.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if Benten came, you wouldn't be \Nable to go in the women's bath anyways.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.87,0:08:59.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shush!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.09,0:09:00.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.83,0:09:05.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't it true that you were out the other \Nday with Benten and the Friday Fellows?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.34,0:09:09.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It really does seem like you have an \Nunreasonable penchant for following her around.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.83,0:09:15.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It couldn't be that a hairball like you \Nis carrying a torch for her...?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.14,0:09:19.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be ridiculous. What's the point \Nof a tanuki falling for a human?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.25,0:09:21.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Forbidden love?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.12,0:09:24.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As if you give a damn about tanuki laws.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.82,0:09:29.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who knows what a twisted \Nguy like you is plotting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.51,0:09:32.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You pick some weird stuff to get hung up on.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.28,0:09:36.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just concerned for your well-being.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.36,0:09:40.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you make light of her as \Njust some human girl, you'll be eaten up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.98,0:09:49.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.07,0:09:52.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about time to get out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.26,0:09:55.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not gonna let me take my time washing
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.63,0:09:58.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,even though you're the one \Nwho told me to take a bath?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.74,0:10:03.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, he says he hates baths, \Nbut once he gets in he never gets out.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.75,0:10:08.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tastes sweet.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.20,0:10:09.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure does.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.67,0:10:13.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, coffee and milk both taste bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.09,0:10:15.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so why does coffee milk taste good?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.88,0:10:17.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the multiplier effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.98,0:10:20.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Multiplier effect?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.11,0:10:22.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A fateful encounter.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.71,0:10:25.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Once that happens, everything goes smoothly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.19,0:10:30.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor says all that stuff, \Nbut really, he likes you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.83,0:10:38.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I already know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.45,0:10:40.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And you like the professor, too, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.12,0:10:44.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, don't tell anybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.05,0:10:45.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My dignity is at stake, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.27,0:10:51.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,While you were in Osaka, \Nhe was always saying to me,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.17,0:10:55.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"How is Yasaburo doing? Has \Nhe been eaten by Benten?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.15,0:10:58.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's good to hear.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.05,0:11:20.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's all this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.76,0:11:24.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The tanuki acting like idiots again?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.13,0:11:31.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ebisugawa Elite Guard?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.65,0:11:37.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ebisugawa Elite Guard?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.82,0:11:39.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Elite Guard?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.70,0:11:44.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just some hoodlums that were lured \Nin with free Electric Brandy.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.35,0:11:47.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting the professor to take \Na bath was a big enough hassle,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.22,0:11:49.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't expect the numbskull \Nbrothers to show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.52,0:11:52.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is precisely what you \Ncall the multiplier effect.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.14,0:11:54.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you do something?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.33,0:11:58.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They're probably here on Uncle's orders \Nto tell me to drop out of the race.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.87,0:12:01.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This month the next Nise-emon \Nwill be selected.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.78,0:12:06.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no telling whether \Nit'll be Uncle or me...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.14,0:12:09.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm runnin' around all by myself!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.63,0:12:12.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause nobody helps me out!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.40,0:12:15.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, my little brothers are such--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.86,0:12:17.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This again?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.04,0:12:21.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You up and left for Osaka, \Nignoring my situation!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.33,0:12:24.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My life was in danger so I had no choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.13,0:12:26.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But this all got started because you--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.35,0:12:28.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.09,0:12:32.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Kinkaku!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.17,0:12:33.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And Ginkaku!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.52,0:12:35.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we know. \NYou don't have to announce it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.29,0:12:39.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If that's the case then you must \Nalso know what we came to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.52,0:12:42.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm gonna just obediently drop out?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.24,0:12:47.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I figured you would say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.47,0:12:51.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But according to my cool \Nand composed calculations,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.14,0:12:53.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no chance you'll win.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.55,0:12:57.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You probably don't know this, but \NYoshidayama is with the Ebisugawa family.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.83,0:13:02.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, uhh, Takaragaike is allied with us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.75,0:13:05.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a slew of support \Ncoming even from Yase.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.25,0:13:08.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gosho is with me. Nanzenji \Nwon't be your ally either.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.90,0:13:11.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If that's the case for Nanzenji, \Nthen it is for Ginkakuji, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.30,0:13:14.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kodaiji and Rokuhara will \Nalso inevitably go for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.89,0:13:17.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That might be the case.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.19,0:13:20.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That might be the case... \NIs that true? That many?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.71,0:13:24.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not what I heard. \NThis is earthshattering.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.33,0:13:26.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, don't be defeated. \NTake'em out!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.45,0:13:28.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We have an ace in the hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.50,0:13:31.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah, ace in the hole, ace in the hole.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.01,0:13:32.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.28,0:13:37.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Umm, hello, it's our ace in the hole-- \N we can't tell you just like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.21,0:13:39.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So I won't tell.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.04,0:13:41.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't tell, but surrender now.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.43,0:13:44.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The only one who can unite \Ntanuki society is our dad,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.87,0:13:47.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and someday I'll follow in his footsteps.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.75,0:13:51.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The world has no further use for the \Npathetic young masters of the Shimogamo family.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.94,0:13:52.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite right!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.87,0:13:54.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.52,0:14:08.49,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Bait-and-switch / Fragile
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.92,0:14:05.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You might want to bite our butts \Nagain, but it's not gonna happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.90,0:14:10.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,An artisan blacksmith residing in Nagahama \Nreluctantly made us these iron underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.75,0:14:14.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When you try to sink your teeth in, \Nyou'll end up chipping them.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.49,0:14:17.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about that idea! \NBig Brother sure is clever, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.86,0:14:22.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying to remove them by force is no use. We \Ncan't even take them off so easily ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.25,0:14:27.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks to you, both my Big Brother and I \Nhave caught a chill and are in distress.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.01,0:14:28.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.19,0:14:29.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quite right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.76,0:14:33.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've become aware of that \Ncrisis just now, Big Brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.33,0:14:36.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems I'm on the verge of it.\N Feeling a bit "oh crap."
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.81,0:14:39.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To tell the truth, me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.78,0:14:43.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So, hurry up and say you \Nwon't become Nise-emon.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.54,0:14:46.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't say it soon, \Nthings are gonna get messy in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.65,0:14:48.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like we care.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.25,0:14:56.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.77,0:15:01.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.60,0:15:19.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinkaku, don't you know the bathhouse rules?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.11,0:15:22.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Number one, no using a towel in the bathtub.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.34,0:15:24.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Number two, no doing laundry.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.81,0:15:30.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And number three, you must rinse \Nbefore entering the water.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.32,0:15:32.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No suddenly hopping in.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.77,0:15:35.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You think a fool who doesn't \Nknow how to use bathwater
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.03,0:15:38.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,can become the leader of Kyoto's tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.27,0:15:44.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you threw me in. I \Ndidn't go to do it myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.62,0:15:48.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, fine then. So, what's \Nyour ace in the hole?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.02,0:15:49.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not telling.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.44,0:15:51.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.58,0:15:53.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't tell?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.65,0:16:01.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't tell, I'll throw \Nyou in here and put the lid on.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.69,0:16:04.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you'll really catch a chill.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.47,0:16:08.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok, fine, I'll talk. I have a stomach ache!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.11,0:16:13.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about your old man. \NDo you know how he died?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.45,0:16:17.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're bringing that up now? \NFather was boiled in a hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.96,0:16:20.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think that's strange?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.53,0:16:24.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How were they able to catch \Nsuch a great tanuki so easily?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.76,0:16:28.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm clear-headed, so I \Nthought this was strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.59,0:16:31.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And then I did some \Ninvestigating with Ginkaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.22,0:16:34.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And we figured it out.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.25,0:16:36.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You figured out what?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.43,0:16:38.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If this truth were exposed,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.47,0:16:41.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I guarantee the Shimogamo \Nfamily would never recover.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.94,0:16:43.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You still wanna know?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.28,0:16:44.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.56,0:16:49.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The day Uncle Shimogamo Soichiro \Nwas caught by the Friday Fellows,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.36,0:16:52.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,it appears he was out late \Ndrinking with someone.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.70,0:16:56.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So he got blind drunk and was careless.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.39,0:16:58.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The alcohol was fatal.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.75,0:17:00.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.11,0:17:01.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.67,0:17:06.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,the one he was drinking with that night \Nhas been silent all this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.46,0:17:11.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't forgive that. Normally you would feel \Nsome responsibility and apologize to everyone, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.31,0:17:13.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As a tanuki like the rest of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.27,0:17:16.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Uncle was everyone's chief, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.19,0:17:19.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who was with him? Spit it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.51,0:17:24.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your useless little brother,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.54,0:17:27.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro in the bottom of his well!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.60,0:17:42.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Cubold! Ubit's cubold!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.23,0:17:48.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.65,0:17:51.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go home to the forest, Yashiro. \NStay with Mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.13,0:18:03.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you leave him behind?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.57,0:18:05.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be too hard on him.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.65,0:18:07.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You go so easy on Yashiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.64,0:18:10.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's for Yajiro's sake.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.10,0:18:25.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.76,0:18:29.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, and a rare appearance by Yaichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.36,0:18:32.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, how are you doing lately?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.11,0:18:37.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a small world so nothing \Nall that unusual happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.18,0:18:39.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At any rate, it's the bottom of a well.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.88,0:18:45.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, I heard the leaves \Nin Arashiyama all fell in one night.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.62,0:18:48.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For a small world, information sure travels.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.51,0:18:51.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yesterday, Kaisei came \N'n was talking about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.67,0:18:53.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Big Brother...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.37,0:18:54.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.43,0:18:56.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.31,0:18:58.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Big Brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.38,0:19:03.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's quite the grouchy voice. \NYou have something to lecture me about?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.69,0:19:06.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not confident I can live \Nup to your expectations.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.03,0:19:09.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause in any case, I'm a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.98,0:19:11.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.64,0:19:16.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a clear memory of the \Nlast time I saw Father.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.06,0:19:22.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That day I had gone out with \Nhim to visit the elders.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.68,0:19:26.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, he said he had \Nan important appointment,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.00,0:19:29.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so he told me to go home ahead of him.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.93,0:19:35.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't a rare thing. \NFather was always so busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.66,0:19:39.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He accompanied me as far as Higashioji
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.03,0:19:42.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and saw me off as I got on the bus.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.05,0:19:45.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember the way he looked even now.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.57,0:19:52.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that was the last time I saw him.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.82,0:19:54.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.18,0:19:57.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What I want to ask you is,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.33,0:20:02.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,where and when was the \Nlast time you saw Father?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.43,0:20:11.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you drinking with him that night?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.71,0:20:15.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you get drunk? What about him?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.26,0:20:20.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you leave Father drunk on his own?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.17,0:20:22.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please tell me that's not how it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.12,0:20:30.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, that's exactly what happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.86,0:20:34.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one who sent Father to his death.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.66,0:20:38.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How can that be?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.63,0:20:44.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.09,0:20:50.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What was I doing that day?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.02,0:21:01.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Newborn me was strolling \Nthrough Tadasu no Mori
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.66,0:21:04.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and Dad waved a brief good-bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.45,0:21:10.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our dad Shimogamo Soichiro
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.22,0:21:15.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,was a great tanuki who united tanuki society, \Nand was extremely busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.23,0:21:18.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He was constantly going out,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.50,0:21:22.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,waving bye to the forest \Nwhere his wife and children waited.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.98,0:21:25.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how it was,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.39,0:21:29.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so that winter when we found out
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.75,0:21:32.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,he had been boiled in a year-end hot pot,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.00,0:21:39.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,we had a really hard time grasping \Nthat that had been a true farewell.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.30,0:21:49.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as you live, \Nthere's no way to escape saying good-bye.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.22,0:21:59.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That goes for humans, \Ntengu, and tanuki alike.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.97,0:23:34.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If not a frog I wonder what \NI would have transformed into?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.28,0:23:36.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A newt? A salamander?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.50,0:23:39.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Either way I'd probably \Nstill be holed up in a well.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.47,0:23:40.22,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(500,474.8)}The Day of Dad's Departure