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Famitsu Bunko’s 15th anniversary anime.

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People read to acquire something.

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You want revenge, don’t you?

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People write to give something.

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That’s the extent of it.

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I have a book I want to read.

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The books you have written in desperation...

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No way! No way! No way!

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I won’t forget his death.

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I have read them in desperation.

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Am I... dead...?

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Face reality.

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Shut up!

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Are you Shinobu Akiyama?!

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An absurdly mysterious comedy between a bookworm dog and super sadistic writer unfolds!

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A bookworm dog

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Wha? No kidding? Me? Am I the dog?!

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I can’t die until I read it!!

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Here comes the protagonist.

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You’re such an “Sâ€

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Go die, cheap dog!

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A boy who likes reading has become a dog: Kazuhito Haruumi (CV: Takahiro Sakurai)
--Print. Somebody let me read print letters!

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A sadist who has small boobs whose true identity is the big hit writer, Shinobu Akiyama: real name, Kirihime Natsuno (CV: Marina Inoue).
--Kirihime Natsuno is the real name, and Shinobu Akiyama is a pen name.

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Are you Shinobu Akiyama?!

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A dog and a sadistic writer challenge numerous incidents in Shininaba.

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So, let’s go find the passing maniac!

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Is that...?

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You are the culprit, aren’t you?

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I’ll kill you right here.

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It’s about to come out.

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Super unique heroines will attack?!

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Here’s curry for you.

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This is horrible. Why is this so red?

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Yandere sister: Madoka Haruumi (CV: Kana Asumi)
--Hey brother, here you go.

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A super “Mâ€

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It feels good!

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A negative girl: Hami Osawa (CV: Ai Kakuma)
--I’m sorry for being alive.

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An idol writer: Makishi Akizuki (CV: Yuu Serizawa)
--Shiny! No one can get away from my shine!

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A lot of trouble will come to Kazuhito?!
--Punishment time!

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What’s going to happen to my life?!

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Kazuhito Haruumi used to be a human!

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Inu to Hasami wa Tsukaiyou will begin broadcasting in July, 2013.