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Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.96,0:00:33.47,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fnAttic\shad0\bord0\fs30\pos(904,552)\blur1.5\c&H2F77A9&}All You Can Drink
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.38,0:00:33.34,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,All you can drink for 2000 yen!  Come on in!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.80,0:00:36.43,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,What a hottie!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.43,0:00:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.68,0:00:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go wherever she works!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.18,0:00:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go talk to her!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.35,0:00:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's airborne?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.52,0:00:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's flying!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.48,0:00:48.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.86,0:00:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy your stay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.57,0:00:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right here.  Open the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.61,0:00:55.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.82,0:00:58.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha{\fscx300}-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.91,0:01:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why were you keeping it in there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.28,0:01:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was keeping it warm for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.66,0:01:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, thanks...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.66,0:01:06.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Checking out?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.17,0:01:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.04,0:01:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow's Sunday, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.54,0:01:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't have plans after this...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.42,0:01:13.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What?  Is she asking me out on a date?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.71,0:01:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...would you like to stay another night?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.30,0:01:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, I'm afraid I can't...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.76,0:01:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help me make the beds.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.93,0:01:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it a try, Satou-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.97,0:01:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's two mattresses, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.10,0:01:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do I do now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.27,0:01:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's way too high.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.35,0:01:29.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show you how it's done.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.44,0:01:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.61,0:01:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.36,0:01:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't help myself.  It looked so comfy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.95,0:01:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Shiokawa here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.20,0:01:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Manager!  There's trouble at the third floor vending machine!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.04,0:01:49.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, please stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:53.17,DrunkGuest,,0000,0000,0000,,{\c&H070508&\fs32.3\pos(311,423)\blur0.7}Drunk Guest
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.08,0:01:53.17,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7\pos(325,443)\c&H0200CA&\3c&HFFFFFF&\blur0.7}What?!  {\r\an7\blur0.7}I want a cold drink so I can {\c&H0200CA&\3c&HFFFFFF&}sober up,{\r\blur0.7}\Nbut it won't come out!  {\c&H0200CA&\3c&HFFFFFF&}That's{\r\blur0.7} the problem!
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.17,0:01:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.26,0:01:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.  On the house!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.01,0:01:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks...  {HOTLINE, king of screwups!  His mouth flaps say "domo", but I only hear "do"}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.09,0:02:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hand-squeezed juice is so delicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.76,0:02:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome.  Please sign here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.52,0:02:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're amazing, Manager.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.81,0:02:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jumping from one to another... You make your move quickly!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.48,0:02:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean I {\i1}work{\i0} quickly...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.27,0:02:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Manager Shiokawa, what does "Sparrow's" refer to?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.40,0:02:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bird...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.44,0:02:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like the sparrow's inn from that folktale?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.57,0:02:19.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just some old guy's pun...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.15,0:02:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.78,0:02:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I love this hotel even more!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.37,0:02:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How nice of you...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.62,0:02:26.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She's cute...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.33,0:02:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, sorry to keep you waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in love...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.46,0:02:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in love with this hotel too!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.54,0:02:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, I'm beat...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.80,0:02:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.17,0:02:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}The hell are those things?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.89,0:02:42.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.60,0:02:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Resort to force.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.81,0:02:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.10,0:02:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Manager!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.02,0:02:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's the cheerful front desk clerk who protects our guests' stay and the hotel's furnishings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.15,0:02:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's Satou Sayuri.