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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.37,0:00:03.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,All right! Now then, let's get\Nthis show on the road.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.63,0:00:10.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,We thank you for having purchased the Blu-ray or DVD of\Nthe anime series, Bakemonogatari Vol. 1: Hitagi Crab.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.30,0:00:13.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I will be serving as one of the voices\Non this commentary track...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.30,0:00:16.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm Tsubasa Hanekawa, a third-year student\Nat Naoetsu High School.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.35,0:00:21.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, well, Ms. Hanekawa. "I will be serving as..."\N- now, aren't you the polite one?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.39,0:00:23.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Meanwhile, something unspeakable\Nis happening onscreen.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.39,0:00:24.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Your Exalted Panties...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.48,0:00:26.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Your Exalted Panties are clearly visible.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.48,0:00:29.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This video is actually being sold nationwide...\Nare you okay with that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.53,0:00:31.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well... There's nothing I can do about it, is there?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.24,0:00:32.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Nothing you can do about it...?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.57,0:00:35.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ms. Hanekawa, I must say that your sense\Nof virtue is unexpectedly absent.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.24,0:00:36.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.20,0:00:39.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,As for me, I'm practically made of virtue,\Nthrough and through.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.33,0:00:41.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,People call me The Woman Made of Concrete.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.41,0:00:44.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Likewise, I'll be serving as the other voice\Non this commentary track.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.67,0:00:47.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm Hitagi Senjyogahara, a third-year student\Nat Naoetsu High School.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.59,0:00:49.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,"Woman Made of Concrete," did you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.67,0:00:53.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm sure those listening to\Nthis commentary have already
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.34,0:00:56.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,seen you at your most immodest\Nin Episode Two, Ms. Senjyogahara.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.51,0:00:59.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm not supposed to know about this scene, am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.68,0:01:02.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No. But wait, didn't you hear\Nabout it from Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.98,0:01:05.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He absolutely refuses to tell me\Nanything about that time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.94,0:01:08.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This is a scene from spring vacation, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.86,0:01:12.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,See? I've got a single braid - it's as plain as day.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.11,0:01:15.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This scene here... I'm absolutely not supposed\Nto know what's going on, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.74,0:01:17.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, you just happened to find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.28,0:01:20.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'll have to discuss this with Araragi tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.37,0:01:23.08,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But it's just so cool, isn't it? This battle?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.12,0:01:25.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So that's what he was up to, that Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.33,0:01:27.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh... it's about to end.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.25,0:01:28.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Here we go, here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.05,0:01:35.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. There's Araragi running.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.26,0:01:36.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He's on the brink of being late.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.55,0:01:38.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, that's nothing unusual.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.39,0:01:42.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Those stairs are unbelievable.\NYou can't blame anyone for being late.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.77,0:01:47.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But I wonder why Araragi always running late,\Nwhen his kid sisters wake him up every morning?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.90,0:01:49.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it, that's a good question.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.82,0:01:51.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And here I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.90,0:01:53.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And there you are!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.28,0:01:56.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Meaning I was on the verge\Nof being late myself, correct?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.24,0:02:00.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Actually, since I don't see any other students\Nwhatsoever, you must already be late.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.25,0:02:07.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Wait - a fall like that would kill you\Neven if you only weighed 5 kg, wouldn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.58,0:02:08.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, it would be fatal, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.88,0:02:11.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And it would be fatal for\Nwhoever caught you as well!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.38,0:02:18.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Even so, don't you find Araragi\Nto be somewhat cold here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.55,0:02:22.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He thinks he might have been wrong.\NHe's so not wrong!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.31,0:02:23.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This was his initial character.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.02,0:02:26.68,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Back then, Araragi was cool-headed, wasn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.73,0:02:29.52,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,At this point it's only a source of nostalgia, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.94,0:02:33.27,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Wait - he's touching my boobs here, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.32,0:02:36.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,All the while delivering his monologue\Nas cool as can be...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.86,0:02:38.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The discussion tonight will be endless!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.82,0:02:42.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And he looks evil here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.87,0:02:44.08,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He does look evil here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.79,0:02:47.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, the opening theme just started.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.08,0:02:49.25,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This is you singing, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.29,0:02:52.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's right. Hmm, all I can say is "Bravo, me!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.75,0:02:55.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm without peer. Isn't it enchanting to hear?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.13,0:02:57.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You do have a way of nonchalantly\Nheaping praise upon yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.26,0:02:59.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh! That stapler... I'm speechless.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.30,0:03:00.18,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ding!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.22,0:03:02.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,An oh-so-Senjyogahara-like idea just hit me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.39,0:03:03.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.30,0:03:05.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm sure you'll know what\NI'm talking about, Ms. Hanekawa,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.77,0:03:07.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but have you heard of\NInfinite Bubblewrap?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.52,0:03:10.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, you mean that toy they sell at Toys R Us?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.65,0:03:15.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, for Toys R Us to be the first shop to come to mind\Nat our age is somewhat questionable...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.78,0:03:17.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but anyway, I've come up with a Part 2!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.36,0:03:20.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I think they already have quite a lineup.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.24,0:03:22.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,All right, then, Part 100! The Unlimited Stapler.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.87,0:03:24.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Unlimited Stapler? Not a Stapleless Stapler?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.24,0:03:26.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's right. Well, it is stapleless as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.79,0:03:30.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not loaded, but it provides the same "snap, snap" sound,\Nso you get that feeling of having stapled something.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.54,0:03:32.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. Sure, I think it sounds like fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.88,0:03:36.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's true, that feeling you get when you've\Nstapled something... it's unique and addictive.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.67,0:03:40.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know how kids in grade school go around\Nstapling whatever they can find for no reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.93,0:03:42.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Needless to say, if it's ever released as a product,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.89,0:03:47.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,as the inventor of the product I should be\Nentitled to a hefty cut of the profits.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.52,0:03:49.68,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Huh? Suddenly the conversation\Nhas taken a corrupt turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.73,0:03:53.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Let's stop right now. It doesn't do\Nthis stylish opening any justice!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.60,0:03:56.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You call it stylish, but a gigantic me\Njust showed up onscreen.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.73,0:03:57.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.65,0:03:58.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What kind of style is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.03,0:04:04.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Could it be that the production staff for the opening animation\Nwas aware of my sheer caliber as a person?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.74,0:04:08.49,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't think someone of high caliber\Nwould demand a cut of the profits.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.71,0:04:16.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. The opening ended while we\Nwere talking about your cut.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.42,0:04:18.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Leave it to me to come up with Part 101 as well!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.01,0:04:21.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Wow, you've really hit the ground\Nrunning, Senjyogahara.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.88,0:04:22.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What next?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.93,0:04:24.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The Ultimate Stapler - Swinging Strike Version.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.97,0:04:27.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,For perfectly recreating that\Nindescribable feeling of having swung
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.68,0:04:30.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and missed when you try to staple\Nsomething with an empty stapler.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.48,0:04:32.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, that sounds like a stressful kind of toy...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.69,0:04:33.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.35,0:04:36.81,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't know, really. I mean, couldn't you just\Nuse a normal stapler for that?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.86,0:04:41.49,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,A normal stapler that's out of staples is an\NUnlimited Stapler - Swinging Strike Version, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.53,0:04:44.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Whoops. You got me there, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.41,0:04:45.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, you self-destructed.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.37,0:04:49.41,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, it's Araragi and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.45,0:04:50.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,A meeting about the School Festival...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.00,0:04:55.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Far be it from me to point this out, but wasn't there\Nanyone else who could've helped you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.17,0:04:56.42,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I mean, it's just the two of you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.46,0:04:59.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, everyone seems to be afraid\Nof Araragi, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.38,0:05:01.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And Araragi's the only one\Nwho doesn't realize it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.51,0:05:02.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That he's feared by everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.97,0:05:04.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess not...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.30,0:05:09.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But anyway, while we're on the subject, I do see you two\Ndiscussing the School Festival by yourselves,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.97,0:05:13.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but if you listen closely, you can tell\Nthat Araragi's not being of any use.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:16.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It just looks to me like you're\Nmaking all the decisions.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.19,0:05:19.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's not true. We are talking it over, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.07,0:05:21.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi's the only one who thought\Nit was just the two of you,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.57,0:05:23.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but as far as you were concerned,\Nyou were all alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.69,0:05:25.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, that's not true...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.87,0:05:30.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'll bet anything that he's thinking\Nof something depraved.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.04,0:05:35.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So scary. That you can read Araragi's mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.08,0:05:37.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,See, he's already fiddling with your chest area.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.63,0:05:39.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This guy's head is boiling.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.67,0:05:41.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There's no defending him, I guess...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.30,0:05:45.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He's not putting any effort\Ninto this conversation, is he?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.09,0:05:47.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He's pretending to be serious while he's talking,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.64,0:05:50.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but in his mind, he's thinking\Nabout something else altogether.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.06,0:05:51.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,True...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.89,0:05:54.06,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Now that I'm watching this objectively,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.10,0:05:59.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I can see how Araragi's just\Nmaking up random stuff as he goes along.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.90,0:06:04.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hitagi is a construction term?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.82,0:06:07.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's your own name. Why don't you know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.41,0:06:10.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I've never given a second thought\Nto the origin of my name.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.12,0:06:12.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I guess I never have, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.29,0:06:13.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There it is! Your signature phrase.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.49,0:06:13.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.00,0:06:15.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know, "I don't know everything."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.87,0:06:19.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. Araragi really gets a kick out of\Nmy saying that, for some reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.88,0:06:23.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Although you're stating the mathematically\Nobvious - nothing more.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.51,0:06:28.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I have to admit something...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.68,0:06:29.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.43,0:06:33.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, I mean confess. The lines I'm speaking here\Nare somewhat laced with sarcasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.02,0:06:37.27,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not that this guy is showing\Nany signs of recognizing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.31,0:06:39.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He's just pushing his own agenda forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.48,0:06:43.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, if I thought he'd realize it,\NI wouldn't be sarcastic...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.53,0:06:56.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's true, you know. Araragi and I were\Nin the same class for three straight years.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.54,0:06:59.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And you really never had\Nany contact in all that time?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.17,0:07:01.79,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not as if we never made contact at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.83,0:07:03.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess we were members\Nof the Friendless Group?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.96,0:07:05.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.55,0:07:12.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So you still saw me that way\Nback then, Ms. Hanekawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.05,0:07:13.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes. You had me deceived.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.89,0:07:17.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It didn't last long, but the fact\Nthat I did manage to deceive you
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.27,0:07:22.06,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,is something I can brag about till my dying day...\Nactually, you were really onto me, weren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.98,0:07:24.77,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, there he goes again.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.82,0:07:27.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, he's an adolescent boy, after all.\NWhat can you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.90,0:07:31.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The real mistake is brushing it off like that,\Nif you ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.91,0:07:33.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He's saying it's nothing, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.82,0:07:35.08,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Something was up, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.12,0:07:37.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Or maybe we should say it was\Nsomething beyond his control.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.29,0:07:43.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wish you wouldn't bring up\Nmy middle school days.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.33,0:07:44.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.42,0:07:47.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, because in those days\Nmy personality was fake.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.18,0:07:56.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, my. Now they've got video up.\NWhere on earth do they find video like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.47,0:07:58.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Actually, isn't this a spycam?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.89,0:08:00.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It does seem like a spycam.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.39,0:08:03.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder if there's any video of you\Nas a middle school girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.23,0:08:06.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There isn't. And there won't ever be any, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.07,0:08:07.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There aren't any scenes like that, anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.53,0:08:11.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, Ms. Hanekawa, here you are\Ngoing on and on about me,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.86,0:08:14.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but for my part, I actually knew\Nwho you were as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.99,0:08:16.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Since we were in middle school?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.58,0:08:21.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes. Ms. Hanekawa, it's time you realized\Nthat you've caught people's attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.21,0:08:25.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, stop it. No, thanks. I'm just an ordinary girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.30,0:08:35.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He should say, "You're the beautiful one!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.76,0:08:38.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Would you mind easing up\Non the gushing, Ms. Senjyogahara?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.93,0:08:43.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,By the way, people treat me like\Na verbally abusive character, but have you noticed?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.27,0:08:48.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,When I do spew something especially venomous,\NI'm almost always talking to Araragi - exclusively.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.52,0:08:50.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What's that, your way of showing love?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.82,0:08:54.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I'd certainly like to think of it\Nthat way myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.32,0:09:00.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,In this scene, you don't do a thing\Nto stop him, do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.91,0:09:03.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, because he brought up Oshino's name.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.25,0:09:04.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, that's not what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.96,0:09:06.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What this means is that\Nat the end of the day,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.75,0:09:09.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,you're perfectly capable of preparing for the\NSchool Festival on your own, am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.84,0:09:13.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You have no need whatsoever for Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.22,0:09:14.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's not true...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.68,0:09:18.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But he ended up not doing anything\N- that so-called Vice President.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.60,0:09:23.52,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And before you know it, here I am again.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.52,0:09:29.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Whoa! A dangerous girl makes an appearance.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.70,0:09:40.49,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So that's what you were doing. Just beyond the wall\Nwhere I was prepping for the School Festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.53,0:09:43.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Isn't this like video evidence of a crime?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.16,0:09:48.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If they release such video all over the country,\Nwouldn't that lead to my arrest?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.67,0:09:51.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.71,0:09:54.42,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No getting away from the fact\Nthat I look like I'm enjoying myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.47,0:09:57.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Even I can't claim that I was only doing that\Nbecause I had my back to the wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.93,0:10:00.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So that's where you whip out the stapler.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.18,0:10:02.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh... Araragi looks like he's really suffering.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.52,0:10:04.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, but I was suffering just as much.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.89,0:10:05.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What do you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.02,0:10:09.81,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It hurts you more than it hurts him -\Nis that one of those mysterious theories?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.86,0:10:10.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, what I mean is...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.36,0:10:11.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Since I've jammed my fingers\Ninto his mouth as well,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.73,0:10:13.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,my soft white hands are\Nall sticky with saliva.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.32,0:10:15.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I agree that's painful.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.78,0:10:19.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,My, my. They're leaking my personal information.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.24,0:10:22.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Over 45 kg... in other words, 50 kg, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.24,0:10:23.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Absolutely not.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.49,0:10:24.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Anyway...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.25,0:10:27.25,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Never mind my personal info - there's\Na shocking video of me fully nude.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.29,0:10:29.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,We didn't need to wait for Episode 2, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.21,0:10:32.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh well, since they didn't go so far\Nas to broadcast my BMI,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.59,0:10:33.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess I'll let it go.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.59,0:10:35.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's not much of a compromise.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.17,0:10:37.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I think it's way overboard, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.51,0:10:39.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Maybe it's not my place to say this,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.47,0:10:43.18,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but Ms. Senjyogahara really doesn't seem to be\Nin the mood for explaining things here.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.22,0:10:45.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She hasn't explained the situation at all, has she?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.77,0:10:48.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I know, "I met a crab" doesn't tell you much.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.19,0:10:50.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But wasn't that deliberate on your part?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.69,0:10:52.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I suppose you could call it deliberate.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.69,0:10:55.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But I wasn't planning not to\Ntell him anything at this point.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.99,0:10:58.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Never mind whether he\Nunderstood or not, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.95,0:11:00.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This scene is so mind-blowing.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.87,0:11:04.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hold on a second.\NI know I wasn't this scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.79,0:11:07.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This must be the work\Nof the editor and director.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.25,0:11:09.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Really, those pros are on\Nan entirely different level.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.21,0:11:10.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So you weren't really like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.92,0:11:17.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not at all. My approach was to scatter witty little jokes\Nas I threatened Araragi in a gentle manner.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.09,0:11:18.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Wouldn't that have been even more scary?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.80,0:11:20.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not only that, but they were American jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.59,0:11:24.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,"In other words, this is\Nan extreme form of arts and crafts!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.10,0:11:26.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You actually sounded hard-boiled just now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.27,0:11:27.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,HA HA HA!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.64,0:11:29.27,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And it's just your laugh...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.31,0:11:32.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Let's stop playing around\Nwith character expansion, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.15,0:11:34.27,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The infamous scene is coming up.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.32,0:11:36.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It sure is, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.11,0:11:38.03,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's getting harder and harder for me to watch.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.07,0:11:39.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,My stomach hurts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.32,0:11:40.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.40,0:11:42.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'd like to abuse Araragi to relieve my stress.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.49,0:11:45.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're doing exactly the same thing\Nyou were back then.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.78,0:11:47.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, oh... Oops, I did it...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.91,0:11:50.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't think you should take it so lightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.66,0:11:52.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Why did you staple him, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.50,0:11:55.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Didn't Araragi just promise you\Nhis silence and indifference?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.88,0:11:57.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I thought it might surprise him.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.76,0:11:59.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Of course it would surprise him!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.13,0:12:03.68,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But since he broke his promise right after,\Nthat makes us even, wouldn't you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.72,0:12:04.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.97,0:12:10.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, this is off-topic, but did you know\Nthere's a Stapleless Stapler, Ms. Senjyogahara?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.77,0:12:15.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Of course I do. But even I couldn't bring myself\Nto assault someone's skin with a thing like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.90,0:12:19.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, well, it's kind of a given that it wouldn't\Nbe used to assault someone's skin...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.94,0:12:22.49,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That looks painful. Poor Araragi!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.53,0:12:26.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That doesn't mean much coming from you.\NActually, you're in no position to say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.08,0:12:30.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, and right on cue, with perfect timing,\NI enter the scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.41,0:12:34.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,See? As soon as Araragi leaves\Nyour efficiency soars,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.21,0:12:36.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and you're able to finish the work\Nin no time, Ms. Hanekawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.59,0:12:39.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, no, we were already\Nalmost done at that point.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.63,0:12:42.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,In no way did Araragi hinder me in my work.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.13,0:12:46.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The more you defend him, the more obvious\Nit becomes that Araragi was hindering you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.35,0:12:48.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And now he's talking about bananas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.31,0:12:51.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So the story about you slipping\Non a banana peel wasn't a witty joke...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.98,0:12:52.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It really happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.69,0:12:55.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, that really happened.\NIt amazes me every time I think of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.40,0:12:57.06,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder who tossed that peel.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.11,0:12:59.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Normally, you wouldn't eat a banana\Non the school stairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.03,0:13:02.11,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Actually, you wouldn't eat a banana\Nat school, period.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.15,0:13:03.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not a field trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.20,0:13:06.57,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Here's a stunning fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.62,0:13:08.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This is the end of my screen time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.37,0:13:12.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What? Oh, so you don't come out\Nagain in Episode 1?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.71,0:13:13.79,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.83,0:13:17.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm? You mean you're not even\Ngoing to show up in this volume?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.63,0:13:22.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's right. In fact, I don't think\Nyou'll see me until the end of Episode 4.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.21,0:13:23.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Episode 4?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.22,0:13:26.18,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,In broadcast terms, that means\Nan absence of three weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.22,0:13:29.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And even then I only make\Nthe briefest of appearances...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.81,0:13:32.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, wow! Ms. Senjyogahara, you're so cool!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.86,0:13:40.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She really looks like she's come alive there.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.27,0:13:42.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder what she finds so enjoyable?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.40,0:13:44.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I mean, look - her eyes were sparkling.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.07,0:13:47.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The thing is, you haven't learned your lesson at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.66,0:13:53.25,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Considering that Araragi found out that you didn't\Nweigh anything because you'd slipped on the stairs,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.29,0:13:57.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't know why you're flaunting everything\Non those same stairs, striking such a dangerous pose.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.67,0:14:01.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Now that you mention it, you're right.\NWhat do I think I'm doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.43,0:14:09.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Honestly, even when he showed me\Nthe inside of his mouth like that,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.35,0:14:11.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,it was hard for me to see whether\Nthe wound was there or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.89,0:14:13.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I'm sure it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.47,0:14:16.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,However - the alignment of\NAraragi's teeth was extremely sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.69,0:14:17.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I agree!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.90,0:14:19.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This is total girl-talk, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.32,0:14:32.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi gave such a loose description\Nhere, don't you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.70,0:14:36.79,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Just like you, it was like he had\Nno motivation to explain anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.83,0:14:40.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm amazed that you were convinced\Nby this speech and went along with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.75,0:14:43.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I know it seems that way watching the video,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.42,0:14:45.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but at the time I was convinced\Nby what he said.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.80,0:14:48.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Somehow, that guy is such a smooth talker.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.30,0:14:52.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Actually, any girl who saw that perfect\Nset of teeth would go along with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.68,0:14:57.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know, it's going to destroy the character, or should I say\Nyour image, so let's stop talking about his teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.14,0:15:01.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, but did he show you that scar on his neck\N- the one we got a glimpse of earlier?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.61,0:15:06.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Because I'm sure that being shown that bite-mark would've\Nbeen way more persuasive than the inside of his mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.74,0:15:08.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, it's an extreme kiss-mark.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.41,0:15:13.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, so he had such rude thoughts in his head!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.20,0:15:21.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,For us girls, the best thing about this Blu-ray or DVD is that\Nwe know what's going through Araragi's mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.92,0:15:26.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes. It's like all of the videos are bonus features.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.05,0:15:30.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Although the trade-off is that they're leaking\Nyour Exalted Panties and my personal info.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.30,0:15:31.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So it's a mixed blessing.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.80,0:15:33.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Only pain for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.64,0:15:35.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What a horrendous place this is.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.64,0:15:37.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's the abandoned site of a cram school.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.52,0:15:40.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you ask me, it looks more\Nlike an abandoned factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.23,0:15:42.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There were trees growing\Nright through the building.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.73,0:15:45.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I have to say it totally doesn't make sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.36,0:15:47.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you consider the age of trees that size,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.82,0:15:52.41,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,there's no getting away from the fact that they\Nmust have been there before the building itself...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.45,0:15:54.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Maybe they were going for the image\Nof being one with nature,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.83,0:15:56.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,or co-existing with nature?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.62,0:15:58.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's destruction of nature, that's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.29,0:16:05.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But really, Ms. Senjyogahara,\Nyou're about to pull them all out,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.71,0:16:09.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but where in the world were you storing\Nall those stationery goods?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.51,0:16:11.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Mainly in my skirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.26,0:16:15.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But it was obviously way more\Nthan you could fit in your skirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.26,0:16:17.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And where did Araragi store them, I wonder?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.89,0:16:22.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Right. After all, pants pockets are\Nshallower than skirt pockets, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.73,0:16:26.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder what he did with them.\NMaybe he hid them nearby?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.48,0:16:29.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Maybe he ripped open his stomach\Nand stuffed them inside?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.23,0:16:32.03,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Why would you conjure up such a bizarre image?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.07,0:16:36.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I'm sure there was a sewing kit\Nin my arsenal of stationery goods.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.74,0:16:40.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So you sewed him up?\NLike the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.54,0:16:41.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder if he'd drown.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.91,0:16:44.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He'd die first.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.88,0:16:46.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're lying.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.00,0:16:51.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You may not believe me, but I was\Nseriously trying to deceive him here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.55,0:16:53.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But don't you think 5,000 is way too many?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.59,0:16:55.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's even more than the whole student body.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.34,0:16:58.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder if it would've been more realistic\Nto keep it down to 500 or so?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.56,0:17:01.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,For Karen and Tsukihi, that would've\Nbeen a realistic number.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.60,0:17:02.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess so.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.90,0:17:09.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh! This is the moment that I threaten\Nto take Karen and Tsukihi hostage.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.82,0:17:11.11,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What a terrible woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.15,0:17:12.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Criticizing yourself...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.44,0:17:14.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Still, look closely at the screen.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.45,0:17:18.91,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Couldn't a case be made that unless I showed\Nsome wariness being brought to such a place,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.95,0:17:20.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,the buzz would be "And she calls herself a girl?"
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.79,0:17:24.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Look, he's got me by the hand.\NI'm being dragged in against my will.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.25,0:17:26.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Isn't it something else? You know,\Nsince you're unsteady on your feet,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.88,0:17:30.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi's being nice and leading you\Nby the hand, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.34,0:17:34.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,See? See? Really, it's like the inside of the building\Nleads to a different realm.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.26,0:17:36.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Isn't this just imagery?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.68,0:17:41.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ah, now that we're side by side and in silhouette,\Nour difference in height is unmistakable.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.27,0:17:44.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Even if you add the height of his hair,\NI'm still taller than him.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.69,0:17:49.52,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I agree about your height, but what I want\Nto focus on is the difference in hip height.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.57,0:17:51.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You want to focus on that?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.82,0:17:55.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're right, around this time,\NAraragi was at his least immortal,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.11,0:17:57.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,including either before or after.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.74,0:17:58.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess so.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.74,0:18:03.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Nowadays, I can't shake the feeling that he's mastered\Nhow to use his immortality in a convenient way,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.62,0:18:05.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but in those days he didn't know\Nwhat to do with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.00,0:18:09.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, the guy finally let go of my hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.42,0:18:10.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Was it that revolting?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.79,0:18:16.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, it wasn't revolting. But I'm sure that Araragi\Nhad never really held a girl's hand before.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.01,0:18:18.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He was gripping it so tightly.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.89,0:18:20.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I was worried about internal bleeding.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.68,0:18:24.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The maxim.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.60,0:18:26.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It certainly is.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.10,0:18:29.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So, is it about time for Oshino to show up?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.52,0:18:30.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.98,0:18:38.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What? Why does this guy look\Nso happy talking about Oshino?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.49,0:18:39.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're right...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.70,0:18:42.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's the best smile we've seen from him till now.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.16,0:18:44.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Here's Oshino!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.66,0:18:46.41,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Clap, clap, clap...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.50,0:18:48.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.75,0:18:49.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He is cool, isn't he?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.92,0:18:51.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That slightly-evil aura is so powerful.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.38,0:18:53.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Although I have a feeling it's not "slightly."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.38,0:18:55.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,How old is Oshino again?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.42,0:18:58.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I think Araragi just mentioned\Nthat he's 30-something.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.76,0:18:59.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He doesn't look it, does he?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.80,0:19:01.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Nope, he sure doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.18,0:19:03.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Doesn't he have something in his right hand?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.60,0:19:05.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, that? It's an unlit cigarette.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.68,0:19:09.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right. For some reason,\NOshino never lights his cigarettes.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.94,0:19:11.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,See, it's a cigarette.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.06,0:19:14.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, in this video it kind of looks\Nlike a piece of chalk.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.19,0:19:16.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Why would he be holding\Na piece of chalk in this scene?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.86,0:19:19.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Maybe he's going to teach something\Nusing that blackboard?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.20,0:19:23.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, not that a slightly-evil person like him\Nwould have anything to teach.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.70,0:19:31.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Poking eyes... Stop doing that to him,\NSenjyogahara-sama (Mistress Senjyogahara).
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.63,0:19:33.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Cut Araragi some slack, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.42,0:19:36.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey, that's Full Metal Alchemist material!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.01,0:19:38.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, it's Full Metal Alchemist material.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.05,0:19:38.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Do you like it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.84,0:19:40.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I love Master Greed.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.30,0:19:41.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm not surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.43,0:19:43.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What about you, Ms. Hanekawa?\NWho do you like?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.39,0:19:44.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Mr. Kimblee.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.51,0:19:45.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm not surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.48,0:19:53.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes. This is exactly what you need\Nto be discussing first.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.94,0:19:55.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Check out what I'm pointing at.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.23,0:20:01.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,In my mind, I was being led toward a scene in which\Na young blond girl was being held captive.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.41,0:20:06.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Still, all this time Araragi hasn't gotten anyone\Nto nod at what he's saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.66,0:20:10.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He keeps getting interrupted\Nby both Oshino and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.37,0:20:11.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He's being disrespected.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.58,0:20:12.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, disrespected.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.58,0:20:15.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Here's a close-up of Shinobu.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.25,0:20:17.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So what's this helmet for, anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.88,0:20:21.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I know what it's for,\Nbut I'm not supposed to say it here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.76,0:20:30.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi's being consistent in the way\Nhe's not motivated to explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.18,0:20:34.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But long story short, this child is the vampire\Nwho showed up in the opening, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.06,0:20:35.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.11,0:20:39.03,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Now this girl right here\Nis consistently cool-headed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.07,0:20:40.11,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.15,0:20:42.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Normally you'd report this to the police.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.20,0:20:44.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,By the way, that desk Oshino's sitting on?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.24,0:20:46.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He uses it as his bed.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:46.87,0:20:48.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,He does?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.20,0:20:51.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, a desk like that... wouldn't it be the same\Nas sleeping on the floor?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.37,0:20:57.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You say those words as if they were nothing.\NBut if that's the case, Ms. Senjyogahara,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.25,0:20:59.25,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,doesn't that mean you've been\Nthrough a terrible ordeal?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.30,0:21:01.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Mmm, well, I suppose you could say that.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.05,0:21:04.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And there's his pet phrase.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.59,0:21:06.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't know how many times he said it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.89,0:21:08.81,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I can see that you're wary here...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.85,0:21:12.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Or actually, Oshino tends to reject being trusted.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.39,0:21:13.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, that does make sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.94,0:21:16.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Or should I say he induces wariness?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.94,0:21:18.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi just got interrupted again.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.98,0:21:20.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Looks like he's going to cave in without a fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.57,0:21:22.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not like I did it deliberately.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.36,0:21:27.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Did you know about this, Ms. Hanekawa?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.32,0:21:28.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Know about what?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.28,0:21:29.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The monster called the Weight Crab.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.91,0:21:31.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, that. Yes, I knew.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.79,0:21:33.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know everything, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.50,0:21:35.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, I just happened to know about that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.96,0:21:36.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.71,0:21:37.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.67,0:21:40.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,"I don't know everything.\NI only know what I know."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.55,0:21:41.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Aren't you going to say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.51,0:21:44.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Basically, I only say that to Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.63,0:21:45.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.38,0:21:47.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Because that's what he seeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.93,0:21:49.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Uh-oh. That Shinobu is too darned cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.01,0:21:51.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She's on her side right now, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.68,0:21:55.06,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I wonder if she's sleeping?\NNo, she wouldn't be asleep at this hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.10,0:21:59.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm? Doesn't Araragi look taller\Nthan me in this scene?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:59.06,0:22:00.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's a matter of perspective.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.27,0:22:03.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi's a step or two in front of you now.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:03.11,0:22:07.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,To utilize perspective to look taller\Nthan he is - what a petty man.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.57,0:22:09.57,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I really don't think he's doing it on purpose.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.62,0:22:13.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And another thing - you can see\Nthat he's trying to reassure you
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.16,0:22:16.25,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,by standing between you\Nand Oshino, can't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.29,0:22:17.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So that's what he was doing.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.37,0:22:20.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi's actions are filled\Nwith nonchalant kindness.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.88,0:22:23.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Which no one but you\Nwould ever notice, Ms. Hanekawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.17,0:22:27.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The real issue is that he himself,\Nmore than anyone else, doesn't notice it.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.93,0:22:30.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Really, this old man is so shady.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.35,0:22:31.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I can't deny that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.97,0:22:34.52,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But I wonder what kind of cram school this was.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.56,0:22:38.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Never mind the trees - the way this place is built\Njust doesn't seem conducive to studying.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.98,0:22:41.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And there's a window in the ceiling.\NYou can even see the moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:41.69,0:22:43.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Shinobu is too cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.36,0:22:45.57,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,We've got to get the moonlight\Nand a pin shot on her.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:45.61,0:22:51.03,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The moon and a spotlight. Either way, there's\Na strong link between vampires and the moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.07,0:22:53.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Then you could say it's recharging now, is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:53.62,0:22:57.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The thing is, we've been gushing\Nabout how adorable she is,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.50,0:23:01.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but she herself... not that she's\Nreally a person... but in her own mind,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:01.63,0:23:04.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Shinobu herself is not exactly feeling tranquil.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:04.80,0:23:05.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.67,0:23:08.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Most likely, she's seething with fury towards Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.47,0:23:09.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.34,0:23:13.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,To be honest, your life is in danger\Nright now, Ms. Senjyogahara.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.18,0:23:18.27,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. Araragi moved back a step\Nwithout our noticing.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.31,0:23:19.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Is this nonchalant kindness, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.02,0:23:23.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The discussion got intense, so he probably\Nthought he shouldn't get in the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.69,0:23:26.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you look from the side, you can clearly\Nsee the difference in height.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.03,0:23:29.57,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I told you, you need to check the hip height.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:29.61,0:23:34.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Why you're so obsessed with my hips,\NMs. Hanekawa, is truly a mystery to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.91,0:23:36.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What? Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.29,0:23:42.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Whenever I talk to Araragi, the subject of your hips\Nalways comes up, and we always have a blast.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.50,0:23:44.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's too much distasteful information for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:44.34,0:23:48.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. While we were talking about your hips,\Nthe episode has almost ended.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.05,0:23:49.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Guess we "broke the hip" of the conversation!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:49.84,0:23:51.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Good one... NOT!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:51.55,0:23:52.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I just thought I'd say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:55.81,0:23:57.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's the ending theme.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:57.39,0:23:59.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Another good song is playing now.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.39,0:24:03.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But Episode 1 just ended with me\Nbeing brought to the abandoned building.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.69,0:24:09.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess so. Or else it will end with a stapler\Nbeing shoved into Araragi's mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:09.19,0:24:10.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,How original!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.24,0:24:11.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes, it's original.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.49,0:24:14.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,As far as the story goes,\Nnothing has happened yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.24,0:24:18.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Actually, at this stage of the story,\Nthe incident itself is as good as over.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.87,0:24:21.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But this is something that only hits you\Nwhen you watch the staff credit roll
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.96,0:24:24.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,- it took a huge amount\Nof people to make this.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.42,0:24:27.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It really did. So thankful!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.05,0:24:29.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The thing is, the fact that there\Nare only six of us in the cast
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.42,0:24:31.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,means we're really the "select few," doesn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:31.59,0:24:33.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you count just the characters\Nwho appear in the feature,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:33.64,0:24:35.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,that only makes four.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:35.14,0:24:38.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not only that, but I don't even\Nshow up in Episode 2...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.26,0:24:40.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What kind of a Friendless Group is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.64,0:24:46.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, but it's not because we don't have any friends\Nthat there are so few of us in the cast.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:46.48,0:24:48.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No? What other reason could there be, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.44,0:24:49.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, there are tons of reasons!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:49.86,0:24:53.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,All right, let's have our viewers\Nwatch Episode 2 now.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:53.11,0:24:55.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Let's have our viewers watch Episode 2...?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:55.70,0:24:58.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Are you sure it's okay to have them watch?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.49,0:25:02.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And have that vulgar view of you\Nexposed to the masses?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.58,0:25:04.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's enough, Ms. Hanekawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:04.50,0:25:08.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you fan the flames of anticipation too much,\Nit might not live up to the hype,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.13,0:25:10.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and everyone will be disappointed.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:10.05,0:25:11.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm sure that's not going to happen, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.97,0:25:14.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Anyway, I'd like to see it for myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:14.47,0:25:19.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,See what kind of video footage was broadcast\Nnationwide, and look at it objectively.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:19.26,0:25:21.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I think there are some things\Nyou're better off not knowing...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.89,0:25:24.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Now then, please watch Episode 2.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.52,0:25:28.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right, there was a preview.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.77,0:25:31.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Right. It's a dialogue between Karen and Tsukihi.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.90,0:25:32.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Isn't it the opposite?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.99,0:25:33.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.57,0:25:38.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's just that I thought I heard that it's 20%\Nof the worker ants that are lazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.32,0:25:40.91,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh. Well, both answers are right.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.95,0:25:41.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.49,0:25:42.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:42.41,0:25:46.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The preview isn't enough time for me to explain,\Nso is it all right if we take it up again in Episode 2?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:46.92,0:25:47.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Sure, that's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.88,0:25:50.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But you know what, these sisters\Naren't previewing anything at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.84,0:25:51.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, they aren't.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.38,0:25:55.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I didn't know that about the ampersand.