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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.00,0:00:07.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All students, how are you going \Nto spend your lunch break?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.36,0:00:11.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings. This is Principal \NKaramatsu Genzaburou.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.47,0:00:15.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As you can see, our school \Nnow has a TV setup,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.26,0:00:18.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so we can do intra-school \Nbroadcasts like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.62,0:00:23.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In line with that... I'll play \Na song to commemorate the event!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.70,0:00:24.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.12,0:00:27.63,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.70,0:00:26.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,O-Oh, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.26,0:00:28.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's all.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.20,0:00:30.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This has been a test by \Nthe Broadcasting Club.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.95,0:00:33.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Regular broadcasts will begin next week.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.60,0:00:35.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We hope you look forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.93,0:02:11.48,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a5}Episode 28: Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.86,0:02:11.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Usui-kun, thank you for your hard work!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.90,0:02:15.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really did a lot for Yagi-chan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.15,0:02:18.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I just did what any \Ntechnological adviser would do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.86,0:02:22.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Wasn't I right when I said \Nwe should ask him for advice?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.37,0:02:26.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Our club doesn't have much \NTV broadcasting know-how yet,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.99,0:02:31.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so knowledge related to Usui-kun's streaming \Nbroadcasts was extremely helpful.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.38,0:02:34.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,On the contrary, I thought \Nyour announcing skill
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.46,0:02:36.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,puts the pros to shame, Yagi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.26,0:02:37.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why doesn't he get off his high horse?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.86,0:02:39.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, is he leaving us out in the cold?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.15,0:02:41.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.72,0:02:44.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like we know anything \Nabout TV broadcasts and stuff...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.39,0:02:47.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan, since we're here, why don't \Nyou ask them about that other thing too?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.62,0:02:48.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.63,0:02:52.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about our club's program, \Nwhich is due to start next week...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.15,0:02:55.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If I recall correctly, it will be on the \Nair once a week, during lunch break.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.48,0:02:56.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.40,0:03:01.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But since it is a TV broadcast, I think \Njust airing a talk show would be dull.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.57,0:03:02.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.53,0:03:04.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case, perhaps I have a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.08,0:03:10.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Before an interview, the subject will \Ndisplay his special talent in the studio.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.04,0:03:18.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's more interesting visually, \Nand will liven up the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.80,0:03:23.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't like it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.40,0:03:25.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll result in an on-the-air accident!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.43,0:03:29.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't disappoint, Usui-kun. \NThat is a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.65,0:03:31.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.69,0:03:36.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's decided! Now we just have to figure \Nout who's going to be our first guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.02,0:03:40.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm. Fortunately, my computer \Nhas a wealth of personal data
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.91,0:03:42.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,on the entire student body of Kaimei Academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.41,0:03:43.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can make use of this...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.53,0:03:45.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hold auditions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.21,0:03:47.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's you all over, Usui-kun! \NYou're a lifesaver!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.73,0:03:50.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I wouldn't go that far!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.21,0:03:54.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're totally out looking in on this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.76,0:03:56.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Himeko.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.79,0:03:58.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave everything to me...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.92,0:04:00.78,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, the next day...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.98,0:04:04.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, entry #1, go ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.03,0:04:05.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right! Here we are...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.61,0:04:08.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, it's great to be here today...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.97,0:04:13.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This was way too predictable!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.18,0:04:14.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Leave everything to me", my ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.84,0:04:16.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like you weren't into it, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.89,0:04:18.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, the next entry, if you please...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.82,0:04:21.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Takemitsu Shinzou, at thy servi...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.65,0:04:24.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wha...?! Please, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.68,0:04:28.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As thou knowest, I possess sundry talents...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.83,0:04:30.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that will do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.33,0:04:36.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thy glare is as sharp as a \Nmaster swordsman's blade...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.34,0:04:40.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,M-My life is full of regrets...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.48,0:04:43.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's move on to our next entry! Go ahead!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.10,0:04:48.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Grrr! You can't leave that there...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.95,0:04:50.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Prince!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.23,0:04:53.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.30,0:04:57.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet you made it come out of \Nnowhere, using that thing you do.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.86,0:04:59.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bingo!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.46,0:05:02.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Saotome Roman will show \Nyou her special talent!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.62,0:05:06.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Scenery, appear!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.21,0:05:18.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.41,0:05:21.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan sure is a tough customer.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.50,0:05:23.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Scary girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.79,0:05:27.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm... Nothing really to write home about...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.73,0:05:28.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No worries.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.80,0:05:32.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought this might happen, so \Njust in case, I took a survey
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.01,0:05:33.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,of who people would like to appear.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.63,0:05:36.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.15,0:05:42.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, since you enjoy overwhelming \Npopularity with all the girls at this school,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.28,0:05:45.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,we'd love to have you as our first guest.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.13,0:05:48.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a beautiful girl, so you \Nshould smile more, Yagi-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.82,0:05:54.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.94,0:05:56.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah? Cooking?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.97,0:05:58.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though it's a talk show?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.80,0:06:00.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm told that's the plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.50,0:06:03.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. And when it comes to a special talent,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.49,0:06:05.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,yours is cooking, right, Shinba-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.18,0:06:06.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm looking forward to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.67,0:06:08.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be rooting for you, Michiru-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.57,0:06:11.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Tsubaki-chan, Mimorin...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.69,0:06:15.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope you expose yourself to ridicule \Nin living rooms all across the country...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.75,0:06:18.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Playboy-senpai.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.61,0:06:20.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.63,0:06:23.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It won't be on the internet, and certainly \Nwon't be broadcast in living rooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.23,0:06:28.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just surprised you accepted to do \Nsomething that's such a pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.78,0:06:31.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see it as a pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.69,0:06:36.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as there're girls who are happy \Nto see me on TV, it's my duty to do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.45,0:06:37.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.58,0:06:41.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or are you psyched to do it because you \Nhaven't been featured for a long time?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.29,0:06:42.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And there's something else...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.30,0:06:48.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was asked if two more Student \NCouncil members would be on the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.80,0:06:51.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They said the show would flow more smoothly
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.75,0:06:55.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,if I had two assistants \Nhelping out as I cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.24,0:06:59.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So what do you think, \NTsubaki-chan and Mimorin?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.28,0:07:00.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.46,0:07:01.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.67,0:07:04.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't know the first \Nthing about cooking...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.25,0:07:06.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's fine. I'll teach you.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.26,0:07:07.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.95,0:07:10.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do it, Tsubaki-kun!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.08,0:07:12.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well... Okay, I'll do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.62,0:07:13.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then it's settled!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.40,0:07:17.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Both of you just bring an \Napron on the day of the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.41,0:07:18.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave the rest to...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.41,0:07:19.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hold it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.32,0:07:21.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, Agata?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.80,0:07:23.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why Tsubaki and Mimorin?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.79,0:07:28.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?! Agata, you're the one who \Ncalled it a pain in the ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.19,0:07:30.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it is a pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.09,0:07:32.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not saying I wanna do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.34,0:07:33.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.83,0:07:37.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But it pisses me off to \Nbe excluded like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.35,0:07:39.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah?! {\i1}You're{\i0} the pain in the ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.46,0:07:42.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?! After all, \Nyou don't even wanna do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.75,0:07:44.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.41,0:07:46.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you should've at least asked me!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.92,0:07:48.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"How about you, Agata?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.71,0:07:50.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"That kinda stuff is a pain in the ass!"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.54,0:07:52.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Then how about you, Tsubaki-chan?"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.11,0:07:53.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the normal way to do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.13,0:07:55.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.09,0:07:58.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pain in the ass! Agata, I didn't expect \N{\i1}you{\i0} to be such a pain in the ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.34,0:07:59.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.07,0:08:01.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So Daisey-chan, what do you think?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.06,0:08:02.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.26,0:08:05.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's trying to show me \Nthat she likes cooking!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.34,0:08:06.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's really scary!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.61,0:08:09.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.05,0:08:12.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I had Tsubaki-chan and Mimorin \Nin mind from the start!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.89,0:08:14.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, actually, Shinba-san...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.75,0:08:17.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Agata and Daisey-chan, if \Nyou two were my assistants,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.70,0:08:19.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't predict what you would do to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.14,0:08:21.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even imagine it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.02,0:08:23.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I'm pissed!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.95,0:08:26.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Tsubaki, come down with a cold tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.90,0:08:29.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second! I'm not gonna agree to this!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.58,0:08:30.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, clam it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.81,0:08:35.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fine, pick fair and square.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.97,0:08:37.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's decide by drawing lots!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.96,0:08:40.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are the lots solid gold?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.40,0:08:42.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, everyone over here!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.35,0:08:45.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Which one...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.26,0:08:47.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...should I choose?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.54,0:08:49.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if this is how the \NPresident wants it...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.90,0:08:51.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's all pick on the count of three.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.55,0:08:53.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,One... Two...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.09,0:08:55.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.73,0:08:58.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, the day of the show...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.06,0:09:03.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard today's broadcast is \Ngonna be like a real TV show!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.04,0:09:04.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.18,0:09:09.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tch! Who would've figured the Student \NCouncil would steal away the spotlight?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.19,0:09:10.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, well. Whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.75,0:09:12.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually looking forward \Nto it a little myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.61,0:09:17.45,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaimei Lunchtime Show
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.77,0:09:21.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They sure wasted a lot \Nof effort on the opening!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.21,0:09:24.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Our Broadcast Club is pretty advanced.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.80,0:09:28.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Already, there's no more \Nadvice I can give them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.31,0:09:30.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.10,0:09:34.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the first episode \Nof Kaimei Lunchtime Show.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.98,0:09:36.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.03,0:09:38.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's even prettier on TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.13,0:09:41.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But she doesn't smile, so \Nit looks like a news show.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.14,0:09:42.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She really is expressionless.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.75,0:09:44.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you to talk?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.47,0:09:48.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,First off, in our "Close-up Friends" segment,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.59,0:09:51.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,our guest will show you his special talent.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.80,0:09:53.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's started...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.50,0:09:54.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.23,0:09:56.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're gonna do this, let's do it right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.15,0:09:57.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it, you two?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.95,0:10:00.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.87,0:10:03.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?! What's with the mood?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.45,0:10:05.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! What the hell is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.20,0:10:06.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Show me some enthusiasm!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.53,0:10:08.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were chosen by luck of the draw, right?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.73,0:10:11.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's right, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.79,0:10:14.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as it was decided, it \Nwas already a pain in the ass...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.80,0:10:16.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you should've turned it down!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.60,0:10:18.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,D-Daisey-chan, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.96,0:10:21.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't sense any motivation \Nfrom you either...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.46,0:10:23.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Because of last night...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.73,0:10:24.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.47,0:10:28.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,An arm came off of my favorite \Nstuffed animal, Moimoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.56,0:10:31.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,On top of that, I put it \Naside to sew back on later,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.32,0:10:34.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but was shocked this morning to find \Nout my mother had thrown it away...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.72,0:10:36.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So right now...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.94,0:10:39.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in a lousy mood, even for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.65,0:10:41.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Daisey-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.60,0:10:45.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please! Why do you have to have a chip \Non your shoulder today of all days?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.34,0:10:47.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,UFA!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.37,0:10:49.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Urusai Fuwafuwa Atama{\i0}\NShut up, airhead!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.02,0:10:50.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.48,0:10:53.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's guest is especially good at cooking.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.86,0:10:56.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Shinba-san, you're on!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.45,0:10:59.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So without further ado, \Nlet's have him come out.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.25,0:11:00.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Student Council Manager \Nof General Affairs,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.47,0:11:02.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,from 3rd-year, group C, Shinba Michiru-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.89,0:11:05.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How are all the ladies out there?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.84,0:11:10.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's that popular Student Council guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.92,0:11:13.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that dude's way popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.28,0:11:16.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's with the rose?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.03,0:11:19.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's our Michiru-san! Isn't he photogenic?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.50,0:11:22.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm more concerned about the \NPresident and Asahina...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.50,0:11:26.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And today, we also have two assistants.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.52,0:11:29.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The President of the Student Council, \NAgata-san and the Secretary, Asahina-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.16,0:11:32.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.90,0:11:34.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san, I hear the three of you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.84,0:11:36.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to make hamburger \Nsteak for us today.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.87,0:11:38.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.00,0:11:38.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,R-Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.52,0:11:41.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then let's start...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.80,0:11:42.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,with what we'll call...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.43,0:11:46.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shinba Michiru's Elegant Cooking!"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.35,0:11:48.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But first...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.25,0:11:49.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...a commercial break!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.64,0:11:52.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan, do your best!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.31,0:11:59.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, okay, first...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.61,0:12:01.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The ingredients.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.78,0:12:05.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Some ground meat, some bread crumbs...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.91,0:12:11.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Some onions, salt, pepper, a little \Nnutmeg, a couple eggs, a bay leaf...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.91,0:12:16.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you don't have the bay \Nleaf, don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.10,0:12:17.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's being way too vague!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.95,0:12:19.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shhh! We're doing the show!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.79,0:12:23.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stir-fry all of those \Ningredients over high heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.15,0:12:24.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not stir-frying!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.69,0:12:26.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're making hamburger steak!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.04,0:12:28.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Were you listening when \NI explained yesterday?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.98,0:12:31.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then how about grilling all the \Ningredients until they turn to charcoal?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.96,0:12:33.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough out of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.65,0:12:35.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah? What the hell is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.67,0:12:40.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There you go, Daisey-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.51,0:12:42.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,First, you finely chop the onion.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.91,0:12:44.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew you had it in you!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.20,0:12:48.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I thought you did...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.11,0:12:49.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.10,0:12:50.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Goya.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.79,0:12:51.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Goya?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.44,0:12:53.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not using goya for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.95,0:12:56.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With this, I can feel the \Nsensation of each chop...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.94,0:12:59.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All the better to wash away my feelings...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.20,0:13:00.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just how depressed are you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.71,0:13:03.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,President... Asahina...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.31,0:13:05.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do your best, Daisey-chan!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.46,0:13:07.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, um...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.11,0:13:10.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to let the fried onions cool...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.30,0:13:13.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, cooled-off fried onions \Nhave been prepared for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.41,0:13:16.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a cooking show trick to save time.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.07,0:13:19.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Daisey-chan, crack \Nthe eggs open and put them in...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.66,0:13:21.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...here.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.60,0:13:26.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Moimoi...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.73,0:13:29.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you snap out of it?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.61,0:13:30.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Michiru-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.68,0:13:31.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.45,0:13:33.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Um, sorry 'bout that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.67,0:13:37.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Put the eggs, the seasonings \Nfrom before, the ground meat
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.65,0:13:39.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and the bread crumbs in \Na bowl and mix them well.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.72,0:13:54.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san, please involve \Nyour two assistants!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.51,0:13:57.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:58.42,0:13:59.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.86,0:14:03.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like it's my fault! Jeez!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.54,0:14:09.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When you're done mixing, form a \Nmedium-sized oval shape out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.59,0:14:12.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.08,0:14:13.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.19,0:14:16.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.45,0:14:17.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.36,0:14:19.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Slap it back and forth between your hands,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.85,0:14:22.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,like you're throwing a ball back and \Nforth, to get the air out of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.04,0:14:25.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really are amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.07,0:14:27.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're handling that like a pro!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.21,0:14:30.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I think we could do that, right, Daisey?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.45,0:14:31.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Roger.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.18,0:14:34.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see, take the stuff in my hands...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.30,0:14:36.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Like I'm throwing a ball, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.93,0:14:38.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmph!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.52,0:14:42.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that's throwing a ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.20,0:14:47.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice pitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.12,0:14:48.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My hand's still stinging!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.69,0:14:50.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you, baseball players?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.30,0:14:51.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a nice battery team?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.94,0:14:55.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hooray! Hooray! Yabas!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.02,0:14:56.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oy-oy-oy...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.45,0:14:58.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even a handsome guy has \Nhis share of troubles...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.95,0:15:00.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now what do we do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.55,0:15:02.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all messed up!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.02,0:15:04.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have no fear, Michiru.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.99,0:15:08.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's what the stuff will look \Nlike after chilling for a hour.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.41,0:15:10.47,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,* Afterwards, the staff will make sure to eat all the meat from before.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.68,0:15:10.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't abuse that trick!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.57,0:15:14.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It came out beautifully, didn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.43,0:15:15.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I beg your pardon!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.98,0:15:17.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And at last, we go to the frying pan...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.80,0:15:20.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing?! Agata!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.21,0:15:24.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We had the ingredients, so I'm making \Nsteamed clams steeped in sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.65,0:15:25.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's delicious!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.55,0:15:27.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't just do whatever you want!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.54,0:15:29.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, Daisey! The cooking sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.65,0:15:30.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.40,0:15:36.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.78,0:15:44.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Did something happen?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.58,0:15:45.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, no!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.59,0:15:46.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.59,0:15:50.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Th-That's right. I forgot that when it \Ncomes to alcohol, you're extremely...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.50,0:15:51.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...weak.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.41,0:15:55.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather not, but I'll explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.47,0:15:58.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba Michiru is extremely \Nweak when it comes to alcohol.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.10,0:16:01.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,With just a whiff of cooking sake, \Nit makes him falling-down drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.27,0:16:03.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the kind of good-for-nothing \Nbody he's got.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.17,0:16:05.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,H-Hey, he's gonna be okay, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.67,0:16:07.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your eyes are glassy!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.86,0:16:12.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell, you idiots?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.04,0:16:13.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Noogie time!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.68,0:16:14.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Owww!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.91,0:16:16.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yabas!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.05,0:16:18.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Too late! Michiru is sloshed!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.14,0:16:28.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Daisey-chan...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.92,0:16:33.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, you're cute. Go out with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.25,0:16:42.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't do that, Daisey!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.61,0:16:44.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you so fast with the fingers?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.71,0:16:49.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,W-W-What the hell kinda show is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.82,0:16:51.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-san! Wrap it up already!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.09,0:16:54.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It can't get much worse than this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.79,0:16:56.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm curious about how it's gonna end.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.80,0:17:00.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Lemme smell more cooking sake!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.44,0:17:01.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,SFA!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.46,0:17:03.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Shine Furafure Atama{\i0} \NDie, airhead!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.21,0:17:06.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut it out, Michiru! Pull yourself together!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.73,0:17:09.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I don't feel good...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.43,0:17:12.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that was some really savory-looking \Nhamburger steak, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.19,0:17:15.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-san is incredible! She's \Ncalmly trying to wind it up!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.60,0:17:18.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll see you next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.15,0:17:20.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Impressive! Even under these \Ncircumstances, she doesn't get fazed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.94,0:17:22.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yagi-chan, hang in there!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.54,0:17:23.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, Michiru!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.78,0:17:26.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Next time, we'll have \NChuuma-sensei as our guest,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.29,0:17:28.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and he'll teach us how to \Nmake simple explosives.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.50,0:17:29.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the...?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.29,0:17:30.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She {\i1}is{\i0} mad!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.98,0:17:32.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.10,0:17:36.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shinba-san!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.17,0:17:37.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please stay with us!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.53,0:17:41.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we just bury him \Nlike this in the backyard?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.05,0:17:44.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you! Daisey-chan, you're \Nalways kidding around!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.49,0:17:46.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Michiru, can you hear my voice?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.74,0:17:49.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.06,0:17:52.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Where am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.88,0:17:53.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tch!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.76,0:17:56.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank goodness you came to your senses!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.27,0:17:59.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay? How do you feel?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.79,0:18:02.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow! Where are we?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.62,0:18:03.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The infirmary.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.92,0:18:07.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,After the show, the President \Ncarried you here.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.90,0:18:10.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He was so worried about you...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.61,0:18:13.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stup...! That wasn't called for!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.25,0:18:16.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But really, I, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.69,0:18:19.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, Michiru.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.01,0:18:24.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Agata...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.24,0:18:27.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's been a long time \Nsince I saw you like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.96,0:18:30.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What, not since middle school?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.88,0:18:33.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.93,0:18:35.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wasn't that around Christmas?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.88,0:18:38.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I ate a whiskey bonbon...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.51,0:18:43.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you got drunk as a skunk \Nand caused me all kinds of grief.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.40,0:18:44.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.22,0:18:48.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But wait, Agata! Wasn't it \Nyour fault that time too?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.21,0:18:50.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You made a mistake and had \Nme eat that chocolate!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.45,0:18:51.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And this time...!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.10,0:18:55.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's not bring it up again.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.28,0:18:57.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Water under the bridge, for both of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.30,0:18:59.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell are you saying?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.30,0:19:01.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Both of you, settle down!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.45,0:19:03.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Butt out, get with the progra-man!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.61,0:19:04.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hah?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.50,0:19:08.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Incidentally, about the camera \Nyou broke, Michiru-san,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.32,0:19:11.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I already paid for a new one \Nout of my allowance money.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.71,0:19:16.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thus, the curtain closed on the \Nfirst afternoon TV broadcast.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.21,0:19:17.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And days later...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.69,0:19:21.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's almost the usual store discount time!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.70,0:19:23.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Yusuke, hurry up!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.60,0:19:25.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.47,0:19:34.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It came! Yagi-chan's request \Nfor us to appear on the show!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.55,0:19:36.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.55,0:19:37.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.97,0:19:39.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,TV! TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.80,0:19:43.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They wanna interview me on the \Nnext intra-school TV show!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.48,0:19:45.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's great, Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.05,0:19:47.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then maybe we should celebrate by \Nhaving sukiyaki for dinner tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.83,0:19:50.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay! Matsuzaka beef! Top of the line!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.85,0:19:53.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about? \NI'm not buying that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.45,0:19:55.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.27,0:19:57.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll show 'em who I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.48,0:19:59.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,More days later...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.25,0:20:03.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm home...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.34,0:20:05.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome back!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.06,0:20:07.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the day you were on TV, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.52,0:20:10.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.53,0:20:13.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,H-Hey! Don't go through my stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.51,0:20:15.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom, it's here! A DVD!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.65,0:20:16.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's watch it!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.53,0:20:17.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.45,0:20:19.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.99,0:20:22.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for the "Kaimei Lunchtime Show".
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.80,0:20:26.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our guest for this week's \N"Close Up Friends" is...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.40,0:20:51.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,W-What?! Don't look at me!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:00.67,0:21:06.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And so, our guest in the studio today \Nis 2nd year, C group Yabasawa Moe-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.10,0:21:07.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.76,0:21:10.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, let's sit down over \Nthere and have a nice talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.03,0:21:14.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! Good job, you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.20,0:21:15.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Good work, everyone!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.82,0:21:17.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.16,0:21:18.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel used!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.65,0:21:20.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the main character, aren't I?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:20.53,0:21:21.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.98,0:21:24.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the main character, aren't I?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.30,0:21:29.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be right back after these messages...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.90,0:21:30.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...or will we?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.64,0:23:05.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Clubroom Talk Corner...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.25,0:23:09.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seems they took pity and let \Nus do this corner again...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.56,0:23:12.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How the hell long has it been \Nsince we did this thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:12.31,0:23:14.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, smile! You look like \Na couple of Gloomy Guses!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:14.82,0:23:17.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A-All right! This time, \Nwe're gonna bring you...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.24,0:23:21.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...from Switch's information \Nfiles, our height data!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:21.84,0:23:23.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this "Bossun line"?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.56,0:23:27.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh! You and Switch are \Nabout the same height...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.59,0:23:30.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For some reason, I always thought \NSwitch was taller than you, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.68,0:23:33.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's because Bossun often \Nwalks in a bow-legged style.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.85,0:23:35.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huge! J-son-sensei is huge!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.78,0:23:38.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And isn't the Principal \Nshorter than expected?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:38.14,0:23:40.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When you have him standing \Nnext to Yamanobe-sensei...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.10,0:23:41.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They look just like brothers.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.09,0:23:42.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Or maybe father and son...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:42.62,0:23:45.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Incidentally, I have more \Ndata than just heights.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.02,0:23:46.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't even! I don't wanna hear about weight!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:46.81,0:23:49.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay! What have we got for \Nnext week's Sket Dance?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:50.55,0:23:52.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanish of sadness...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:52.21,0:23:53.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! You're here from the start?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.51,0:23:56.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pain in the ass! You and that way of talking!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:56.66,0:23:57.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,God of the Spiral...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.16,0:23:59.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.25,0:24:01.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Could it be that popular love charm?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:02.29,0:24:03.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Dante, do you like some girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:03.87,0:24:10.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! And he lost that paper charm, so \Nthere's trouble galore in the episode!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.34,0:24:11.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously?!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.14,0:24:12.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Next time:
Dialogue: 0,0:24:12.91,0:24:14.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Second Coming of the Mistaken Angel.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:14.88,0:24:17.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to the Banquet of \NMadness... I mean, clubroom!
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.18,0:24:17.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We are...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.22,0:24:19.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sket Dance!