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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.35,0:00:02.48,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been transferred here as of today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.48,0:00:04.02,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Kojou Yuu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.02,0:00:06.11,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,I look forward to working with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.11,0:00:10.44,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,You're familiar with the work we do\Nin the business department, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.44,0:00:11.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.61,0:00:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You spend more on clothes since there's no uniform,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.20,0:00:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you entertain when you don't want to,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.36,0:00:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't get to go home at a fixed time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.07,0:00:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You also get transferred a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.70,0:00:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.95,0:00:20.83,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,That's enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.33,0:00:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was just assigned to the business department.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.96,0:00:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Kojou Yuu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.08,0:00:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh!  You're the one from...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.08,0:00:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You remember me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.46,0:00:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Their memory retention is impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.80,0:00:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did they notice my perfect undercover inspection too?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.09,0:00:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard not to notice when you talk so loud...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.30,0:00:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!  I was talking out loud?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.64,0:00:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Damn it!  I'm so stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.85,0:00:42.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe I blurted out such a vital secret!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.77,0:00:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a failure!  I'm a complete failure as a spy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.69,0:00:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Kojou Yuu-sama, super sadist to the core,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.94,0:00:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,broke the most fundamental rule of spying!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.19,0:00:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darn it!  I'll be more careful!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.15,0:00:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be much more careful from now on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.07,0:01:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never talk to myself again!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.78,0:01:00.20,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like another annoying one has joined us...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.83,0:01:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A spy....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.20,0:01:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.16,0:01:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A spy...  Must eliminate....
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.46,0:01:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew it was odd that people kept staring at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.96,0:01:09.75,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Must eliminate!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.75,0:01:11.96,Default-Alt,,0000,0000,0000,,Kojou-san, run!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or are you a psychic?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.84,0:01:14.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woof, woof.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.17,0:01:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sparrow's Hotel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.22,0:01:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Must eliminate...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.05,0:01:20.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san, it's all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.39,0:01:24.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, you'll scare the guests\Nif they see you acting like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.23,0:01:29.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro{\fscx300}-{\r} Business Manager Shiokawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.69,0:01:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.61,0:01:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No need to be shy just because there are others around.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.07,0:01:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How'd it go, Kojou-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.53,0:01:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.36,0:01:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't any undesirable men\Ngoing after Tamaki, are there?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.03,0:01:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's with him?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.24,0:01:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Does he have a sister complex?  Gross!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.91,0:01:44.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you say something?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.08,0:01:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?  No, not a thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.83,0:01:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good.  In that case, why don't you\Ngive me your report over dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.71,0:01:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-Yes, sir!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.34,0:01:56.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This whole thing just got even more annoying...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.84,0:01:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You said it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.52,0:02:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your sister's very important to you, isn't she?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.02,0:02:11.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You better believe it.  She's my sweet little sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.11,0:02:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So sweet, that I made a deal with the personnel department so you could watch her,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.36,0:02:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make sure no undesirable men go after her.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.90,0:02:20.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.32,0:02:24.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you always look like that when you\Nsee siblings who are close to each other?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.28,0:02:26.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.71,0:02:37.09,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,150)\fad(1600,0)\blur0.7}Next Time
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Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.71,0:02:37.09,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,520)\fad(1600,0)\blur0.7}"Sudden Comic Event"
Dialogue: 1,0:02:29.71,0:02:37.09,NextTime,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(640,520)\fad(1600,0)\blur1\bord0}"Sudden Comic Event"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.96,0:02:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satou-san, what are "spoils"?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:44.47,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8\fad(400,0)\blur0.6}oheya no kagi atashi kanari kiai komete motteru n da yo
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.00,0:02:44.47,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an2\fad(400,0)\blur0.6}I carry the room key and a decent amount of energy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.47,0:02:48.27,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8\blur0.6}kono yoru oai de suru no wa
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.47,0:02:48.27,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an2\blur0.6}Tonight, I'll do it with love.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:52.15,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8\fad(0,800)\blur0.6}we are sparrow's gate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.27,0:02:52.15,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an2\fad(0,800)\blur0.6}We are Sparrow's Gate.