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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.25,0:00:06.26,Credits,INTRO,0,0,0,,{\fade(800,0)\pos(73,355)}MEWSUBS PRESENTS
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.51,0:00:06.26,Title01,INTRO,0,0,0,,{\fade(1100,0)}{\pos(320,126)}{\be0}An adult outing for Akagi and I{\be0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.10,0:00:06.26,Title02,INTRO,0,0,0,,{\fade(800,0)}{\pos(320,300)}{\be0}「Love Doll」{\be0}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.26,0:00:10.32,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Still, I never knew there was a place that specializes in BL.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.32,0:00:13.12,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Ikebukuro is the best place to go actually,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.12,0:00:16.19,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,there's way more BL stuff over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.19,0:00:20.18,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,I could have lived without knowing that information.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.70,0:00:25.82,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Anyway, you said you wanted me to come with you, but where are we going?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.08,0:00:29.40,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Thank you for asking!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.19,0:00:31.68,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Kousaka...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.68,0:00:36.09,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,We've recently had our birthdays and are now 18 years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.22,0:00:38.08,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,You get the rest, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.10,0:00:39.68,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Nope, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.68,0:00:41.42,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Eh, seriously!?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.42,0:00:43.40,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,You're kinda slow, Kousaka!{You're not sharp at all!}
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.40,0:00:45.18,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Get to the point, dumbass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.18,0:00:47.05,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,I'm trying to tell you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.05,0:00:51.34,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,I'm 18 years old now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.34,0:00:53.36,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,So we're going to an adult shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.36,0:00:55.05,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Go by yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.05,0:00:57.32,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,It's embarassing to go in there alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.32,0:00:59.86,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,You were buying homo games by yourself earlier!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.86,0:01:02.86,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Nothing else should have the power to embarrass you after that!{If you can do that then there shouldn't be any embarrassing things left in the world!}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.86,0:01:04.89,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,This is this, and that was that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.89,0:01:07.06,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Please Kousaka, come with me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.06,0:01:09.34,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Don't get so close to me, it's creepy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.29,0:01:11.42,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.42,0:01:12.52,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,It would seem that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.52,0:01:14.27,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,we've stumbled onto an adult shop by accident!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.52,0:01:15.86,SignFiller,ADULTSIGN,0,0,0,,{\org(324,267)\frz1.801\fscx123\fscy263\pos(322,283)}{\p1}m 0 0 l 100 15 100 100 0 88{\p0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.52,0:01:15.86,SignText,ADULTSIGN,0,0,0,,{\frx1\fry22\frz356\pos(322,203)}Adult\NShop
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.28,0:01:15.86,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Nobody is buying your act.{You don't seem natural...}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.86,0:01:18.27,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,You're a little interested too, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.34,0:01:22.34,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.34,0:01:23.81,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,A little bit, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.26,0:01:27.49,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.49,0:01:28.68,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.57,0:01:33.21,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Whoooaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.21,0:01:34.36,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.36,0:01:36.37,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Look at that, Kousaka!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.64,0:01:38.67,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Awesome! This is freaking awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.67,0:01:40.02,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Oh man! Oh man! Oh man! Oh man!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.75,0:01:42.60,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,They're totally real!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.81,0:01:51.17,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Japanese technology sure is amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.62,0:01:53.54,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,We're living in the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.64,0:01:58.34,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,What's up?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.34,0:01:59.54,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Well...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.54,0:02:02.51,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,The one with the huge tits and glasses...{The one with the glasses and large tits...}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.32,0:02:04.92,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,If you think about it...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.58,0:02:08.62,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,It looks a lot like your little sister, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.83,0:02:11.54,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!{Hey Kyousakaaa!}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.09,0:02:12.84,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Ouchie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.23,0:02:14.11,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Damn you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.11,0:02:16.14,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Who said you could look at my little sister like that!?{How do you think you look at my sister!}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.14,0:02:17.73,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,I'm really sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.73,0:02:18.89,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,But they look alike, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.89,0:02:21.20,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,You're still on about it!? You little...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:24.17,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,T-T-T-There's no way that's true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.76,0:02:29.52,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,What part of this {\i1}mere doll{\i0}\Ncould possibly compare to my siste-{Because italics are gross on this font}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.44,0:02:33.20,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Oh god, it looks just like her.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.20,0:02:35.85,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,I told you so! They're practically identical! Seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.23,0:02:41.24,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,W-W-What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.24,0:02:42.28,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,W-What does it mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.28,0:02:44.03,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,No, it's just a coincidence.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.57,0:02:48.16,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Eehh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.41,0:02:52.48,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Kousaka...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.20,0:02:54.32,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,You know...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.72,0:02:55.73,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.06,0:02:56.88,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,I'm...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.48,0:03:00.56,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,planning to buy a bike...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.36,0:03:02.99,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,and I'm saving up money.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.99,0:03:05.36,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Yeah... so what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.36,0:03:06.93,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Why are you bringing it up now?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.69,0:03:09.56,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,700,000 yen, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.17,0:03:12.11,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,If I use my savings I can buy that...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.11,0:03:16.61,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Regain your sanity, Akagi!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.88,0:03:19.78,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.78,0:03:21.40,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,What do you mean, "Eh"!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.40,0:03:25.41,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,If you buy this for 700,000 yen and your sister finds out,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.42,0:03:27.89,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,your life will come to an end!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.89,0:03:30.43,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,No, no! I was joking!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.43,0:03:32.10,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,What kind of guy do you think I am?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.10,0:03:33.46,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,I'd never buy that for real.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.46,0:03:35.33,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,You were being totally serious!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.34,0:03:36.77,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Seriously! Seriously!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.77,0:03:38.68,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,I was just messing with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.68,0:03:40.56,Default,Akagi,0,0,0,,Just having a little fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.56,0:03:41.73,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Huh!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.73,0:03:44.11,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Whatever, let's just get out of here already.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.11,0:03:47.39,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Hold... Wait, I'll just go get the catalog.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.39,0:03:49.02,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,Do whatever you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.02,0:03:51.53,Default,Kyousuke,0,0,0,,{\fade(0,1200)}I don't give a damn.