Ripped Pants

(Talking)
 When I ripped my pants
 I thought that I had everybody on my side,
 'till I went and blew it,
 all sky high
 and now she won't even spare a passing glance
 all just because I [rip] ripped my pants.
 
(Whole band singing)
 When big Lary came 'round just to put him down
 Spongebob turned into a clown
 and no girl ever wants to dance
 with a fool who went and [rip] ripped his pants

 (Spongebob singing)

 I know I shouldn't mope around,
 I shouldn't curse
 but the pain feels so much worse
 Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
 then a burn from the sun
 or sand in your buns....


 Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
 so listen and you won't regret
 be true to yourself
 don't miss your chance
 and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS

 [riiip]

 (Talking)

 (Sandy: Spongebob! That song really is true! If y'all wanted to be my friend
 all ya had to do was to be yourself)
 (Larry: Spongebob that was so righteous would you.. Sign My pants?)
 (Spongebob: Ya sure buddy! {rip})

 (Whistle)

Intro:

C
I thought i had everyone

Am
on my side

Dm
but I went and blew it

G
all sky high

Em
and now she wont even

Am
spare a passing plants

Dm
all just because I

G
ripped my pants


///Verse:

C                                                    
when big larry came round just

Am
to put him down

Dm                           
Spongebob turned

G
into a clown

Em                           
And no girl ever wants

Am
to dance with a

D
fool who went and...

G
ripped his pants

C
I know i should'nt mock around

Am
I should'nt curse

            Dm  
but the pain feels so much

G
worse

Em
Cause winding up with no one

   Am
is a lot less fun

       Dm
than a burn from the sun

     G
or sand in your buns...

C
Now I learned a lesson

Am
I wont soon forget

Dm
so listen and

        G
you wont regret

Em
Be true to yourself

Am
dont miss your chance

Dm
and you wont end up

C                 
like the fool...

Dm
who...

G
ripped...

G
his...

C
pants.....