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Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.59,0:02:18.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}A better decision than dodging,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.76,0:02:20.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}wasn 't it?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.80,0:02:24.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}No, actually, that might have been a mistake.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.93,0:02:25.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}Because,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.18,0:02:31.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}her body was very... tremendously light.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.19,0:02:32.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}That's right.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.11,0:02:34.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}This girl, Senjyogahara,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.57,0:02:38.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}had almost no weight, or anything\Nthat could be called weight, to speak of.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.25,0:02:54.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ima nara mada maniau kara\NI still have time to make it
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.88,0:02:58.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Tettai shitahou ga iiyo\NBetter to withdraw now
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.59,0:03:03.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Motto kanchigai shite shimau maeni\NBefore I misunderstand you\Neven more
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.02,0:03:09.81,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Kimi wo tojita kotoba no hari\NThe staple-words\NI fastened you with
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.85,0:03:16.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Itsuno manika kono mune ni\NSasatte shimatteta...\NSomehow, now I find them\Npiercing my heart...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.44,0:03:18.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Itai\NIt hurts
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.67,0:03:35.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Donna dare nimo\NNot to anyone
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.38,0:03:43.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Owari no nai eien wo chikatte\NPlease pledge neverending eternity
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.23,0:03:59.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Omosa ja hakarenai konna omoi\NThese feelings can't be\Nmeasured in weight
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.07,0:04:06.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Kimi dake ni ima tsutaeru kara\NBAKEMONOGATARI\NHITAGI CRAB\NAnd now I'm going to\Nconvey them to you only
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.99,0:04:12.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,BAKEMONOGATARI\NHITAGI CRAB
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.04,0:04:16.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,EPISODE ONE\NHITAGI Crab, Part 1\NFont Style used in Animation: HGP Minchou B
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.76,0:04:24.68,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The School Festival is coming soon\Nbut we're third-years now, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.01,0:04:27.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,there's really not much for us to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.10,0:04:29.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and it's more important that we study\Nfor our entrance exams.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.31,0:04:33.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Why don't we narrow down\Nthe options in advance,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.14,0:04:37.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and from there everyone can vote\Non what they want to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.61,0:04:38.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Sounds like a good idea to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.23,0:04:41.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Seems democratic on the surface.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.40,0:04:44.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're as sarcastic as ever, aren't you, Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.24,0:04:46.91,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Or should I say, you're so devious?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.71,0:04:56.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}Tsubasa Hanekawa, the class president.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.96,0:04:57.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}I/Vell-disciplin ed,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.92,0:05:00.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}well-mannered, serious to a terrifying degree{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.17,0:05:01.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}and well-regarded by our teachers,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.80,0:05:03.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}she's a class president among class presidents.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.13,0:05:06.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Just for reference,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.51,0:05:08.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,what did you do for the School Festival last year
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.64,0:05:11.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and the year before that, Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.35,0:05:13.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,A haunted house and a cafe\N{\i1}I{\i0}\NI.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:14.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm, hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.98,0:05:16.77,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}And as Vice President,{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.81,0:05:21.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}I'm currently brainstorming ideas for the\NSchool Festival with Hanekawa.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.19,0:05:26.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Listen... There's a girl named Senjyogahara\Nin our class, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.95,0:05:31.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ms. Senjyogahara? What about her?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.58,0:05:33.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I am just curious about her.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.79,0:05:36.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know how she's always absent\Nfrom school because she's sickly?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.75,0:05:39.38,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I was wondering if she was going\Nto take part in the festival.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.42,0:05:40.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.59,0:05:42.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well... and besides,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.30,0:05:45.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,don't you think Hitagi Senjyogahara\Nis an unusual and fascinating name?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.88,0:05:48.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Senjyogahara is a geographical name.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.80,0:05:50.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Uh... um... That's not what I meant.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.93,0:05:53.77,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm talking about, uh, her first name, you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.81,0:05:57.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ms. Senjyogahara's first name is Hitagi, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.60,0:05:59.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Is that really so unusual?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.65,0:06:03.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Isn't Hitagi a civil engineering term,\Nif I'm not mistaken?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.78,0:06:05.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You sure know everything, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.74,0:06:09.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, I don't know everything.\NI only know what I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.67,0:06:23.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not like you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.09,0:06:23.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.09,0:06:27.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,For you to have an interest\Nin someone else.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.55,0:06:29.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey, it's not like that, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.68,0:06:32.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You boys are really into sickly girls, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.89,0:06:35.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, please, please! How perverse!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.93,0:06:39.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Sickly, huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.23,0:06:44.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}But wait, was that really an illness?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.94,0:06:47.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Anyway, what kind of person is Senjyogahara?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.15,0:06:52.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I would think that you'd know more about her.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.87,0:06:55.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You've been in the same class for\Nthree years in a row, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.12,0:06:59.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, we have... but...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.67,0:07:03.42,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.96,0:07:08.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, she's a model student\Nwith no problems whatsoever.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.17,0:07:10.18,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And she gets good grades, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.22,0:07:11.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'll bet she does.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.47,0:07:15.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But it's only been a month since\Nwe've been in the same class.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.56,0:07:17.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess I'd have to say that\NI don't know about her.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.77,0:07:20.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And we did just get Golden Week off.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.19,0:07:22.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Golden Week, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.06,0:07:25.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm? What about Golden Week?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.07,0:07:27.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, it's nothing. Go on.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.11,0:07:29.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh... Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.57,0:07:32.91,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ms. Senjyogahara is rather quiet,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.95,0:07:35.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and she doesn't seem to have any friends at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.20,0:07:37.79,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess it's because of her illness?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.95,0:07:42.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Back in middle school, she was a lot more\Nenergetic and upbeat, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.29,0:07:44.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Back in middle school?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.79,0:07:47.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hanekawa... you mean you went to the\Nsame middle school as Senjyogahara?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.96,0:07:48.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.38,0:07:53.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ms. Senjyogahara was such a beautiful girl,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.51,0:07:57.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and she was a good athlete, so she was\Nthe star of the track team.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.64,0:08:02.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So I did hear plenty of rumors about her, at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.48,0:08:03.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Rumors?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.15,0:08:07.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That she was a very amiable and kind person.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.07,0:08:11.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Apparently, her father is a top executive\Nat a foreign capital company,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.82,0:08:13.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and she lives in a lavish mansion.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.66,0:08:16.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Even so, I hear she's not stuck-up in the least.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.87,0:08:19.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Sounds like a superhuman.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.04,0:08:20.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.66,0:08:23.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm sure I shouldn't be saying such a thing, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.67,0:08:26.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ms. Senjyogahara...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.63,0:08:27.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.84,0:08:33.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Is far more beautiful now than she was before.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.51,0:08:38.56,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She's such a...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.60,0:08:40.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Fragile being...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.27,0:08:44.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}A fragile being...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.73,0:08:51.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey, I just remembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.99,0:08:54.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oshino told me to stop by.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.11,0:08:56.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,BY Mr. Oshino? Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.66,0:08:59.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Just for... you know, to help out with his work.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:00.08,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm...?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.12,0:09:02.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hanekawa, is it okay if I leave the rest to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.41,0:09:04.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you can promise me that you'll make up for it,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.79,0:09:06.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,then we can call it a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.21,0:09:08.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You shouldn't keep Mr. Oshino waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.79,0:09:09.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Right. Thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.76,0:09:13.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Tell Mr. Oshino I said hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.05,0:09:21.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What were you talking about with Ms. Hanekawa?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.31,0:09:26.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't move.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.44,0:09:31.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, my mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.32,0:09:35.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,"You can move, but it will be very dangerous,"\Nis what I really should have said.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.07,0:09:39.49,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This thing called curiosity...\Nit's just like cockroaches, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.53,0:09:43.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,They come to swarm around the secrets\Nyou don't want anyone to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.29,0:09:44.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's beyond annoying.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.25,0:09:48.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.46,0:09:51.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What, is the right side feeling lonely?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.34,0:09:53.84,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If that's the case, all you need to do is speak up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.63,0:09:58.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Really, what was I thinking?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.01,0:10:00.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I never dreamed that I'd come across
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.60,0:10:05.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,a discarded banana peel in a place like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.69,0:10:08.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're onto me, aren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.73,0:10:09.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's right...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.15,0:10:13.44,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I have no weight!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.53,0:10:18.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That said, it's not as if I'm completely weightless.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.28,0:10:22.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The average weight of a person\Nof my height and build
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.58,0:10:27.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,should be over 45 kg, or so I'm told,\Nbut my actual weight is...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.75,0:10:30.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,5 kg... (11|bs)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.25,0:10:33.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It happened after I graduated middle school,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.96,0:10:35.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and before I came to this high school.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.34,0:10:40.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I encountered a single crab...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.05,0:10:42.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Who stripped me of all of my weight.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.64,0:10:46.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, there's no need for you to understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.93,0:10:50.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I only told you because it would annoy me\Nif you were to snoop around any more.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.77,0:10:51.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.69,0:10:53.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.98,0:10:58.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Right, Koyomi Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.82,0:11:01.41,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Now then... What do I have to do to you
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.45,0:11:06.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,to make sure you keep quiet\Nabout my secret?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.04,0:11:09.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What do I have to do for my own sake?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.17,0:11:14.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,To make you swear that you'll never tell,\Nno matter what, Araragi
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.67,0:11:17.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,what should I do to seal your mouth shut?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.05,0:11:21.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Either way, all I want is silence and indifference.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.39,0:11:25.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you promise to stay silent and indifferent,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.35,0:11:28.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,nod your head twice, Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.73,0:11:30.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Any other action you take, including stillness,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.94,0:11:32.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,will be considered an act of hostility
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.02,0:11:34.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and I'll switch to battle mode immediately!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.86,0:11:39.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I see. Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.75,0:11:52.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not a sound out of you. I'm impressed.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.50,0:11:56.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm going to let you off easy this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.25,0:11:57.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Y-You...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.51,0:12:01.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,All right, then, Araragi...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.09,0:12:03.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,starting tomorrow, please remember\Nto ignore me like a good boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.89,0:12:05.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm counting on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.31,0:12:14.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That girl's like a demon.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.03,0:12:21.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}But it's okay.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.82,0:12:24.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}It's nothing I can't handle.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.20,0:12:25.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.16,0:12:27.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.58,0:12:28.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hanekawa...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.49,0:12:32.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're still here? Weren't you in a rush\Nto go over to Mr. Oshino's?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.87,0:12:35.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hanekawa... Do you like bananas?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.21,0:12:38.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What? Well, I don't really dislike them,\Nand they're high in nutritional value,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.59,0:12:41.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,so if it's a matter of liking or disliking them...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.38,0:12:42.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,yeah, I guess I do like them.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.97,0:12:46.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No matter how much you like them,\Ndon't ever eat any on the school grounds!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.68,0:12:47.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.76,0:12:49.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you're just going to eat one, fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.35,0:12:51.81,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But just try tossing the peel onto the stairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.85,0:12:53.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'll never, ever forgive you for that!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.77,0:12:56.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What on earth are you talking about, Araragi?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.65,0:13:00.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey, you! Araragi, no running in the hallway!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.28,0:13:05.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm going to tell on you!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.71,0:13:19.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I don't believe this.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.25,0:13:22.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,No, actually I should just admit\Nthat I'm astounded.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.01,0:13:24.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,To think that after all that\Nyou were just put through,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.84,0:13:28.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,you were able to summon some\Nof your rebellious spirit so soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.60,0:13:29.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Senjyogahara...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.64,0:13:32.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Never mind... I get it.\NI certainly get it, Araragi...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.81,0:13:37.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Let's go to war.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.56,0:13:39.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,N-No, not that!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.65,0:13:40.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,We're not going to war.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.15,0:13:43.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,We're not? Oh, too bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.86,0:13:46.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Then what do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.78,0:13:51.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I was thinking that maybe, just maybe,\NI could help you out.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.62,0:13:52.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Help me?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.12,0:13:57.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't be ridiculous. What can you possibly do?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.96,0:14:01.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'll be satisfied as long as you keep\Nyour mouth shut and leave me alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.25,0:14:03.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Kindness will also be viewed as a hostile act.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.68,0:14:07.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.31,0:14:17.52,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The wound...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.31,0:14:20.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Is gone...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.15,0:14:24.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You... But how can that be?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.57,0:14:28.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oshino... Mr. Oshino?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.41,0:14:30.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Right, Meme Oshino.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.99,0:14:34.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Thanks to Oshino, I was able to turn back\Ninto a human from a vampire.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.00,0:14:38.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Although I still have some lingering effects\Nfrom when I was immortal.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.58,0:14:41.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm, Meme Oshino, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.04,0:14:44.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Somehow it sounds like quite\Na moe-prone name, wouldn't you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.17,0:14:46.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're wasting your time\Nif you're getting your hopes up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.97,0:14:49.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Because he's a grizzled old\Nmiddle-aged man over 30.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.76,0:14:54.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, is he now? But I bet as a child\Nhe was quite the moe character.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.60,0:14:57.23,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't look at actual human beings that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.52,0:15:00.60,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Anyway, are you sure you're the kind of person\Nwho knows about moe and characters?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.02,0:15:03.52,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This is all in the realm of general knowledge.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.57,0:15:06.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You would call a character like myself\Na "tsundere", wouldn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.03,0:15:10.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}A character like you? Tundra is more like it.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.67,0:15:24.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,My behind hurts. It stings.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.21,0:15:26.26,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And now my skirt's all wrinkled.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.30,0:15:27.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's not my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.13,0:15:29.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't you cop out on me.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.80,0:15:30.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Or I'll chop it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.30,0:15:32.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Which part would you chop off?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.64,0:15:41.81,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Come to think of it, where's your schoolbag?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.85,0:15:42.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I mean, you're empty-handed.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.98,0:15:45.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I leave my textbooks in my locker at school.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.69,0:15:48.65,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And as long as I stash my stationery\Nall over my body,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.69,0:15:49.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I have no need for a bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.99,0:15:51.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.74,0:15:53.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I need to keep both hands free,\Nor else when push comes to shove,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:53.78,0:15:56.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,it's just too hard for me to put up a fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.79,0:16:00.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The stationery or whatever... I'll hold onto them.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.21,0:16:01.04,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.08,0:16:02.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm holding onto them, so give them to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.50,0:16:03.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What? What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.21,0:16:06.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oshino is, how should I say it?\NHe's a weird old dude,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.92,0:16:08.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but he is my savior.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.17,0:16:12.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I can't introduce my savior\Nto a dangerous entity,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:12.63,0:16:14.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,so I'll hold onto the stationery.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.39,0:16:18.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,After coming this far, to think that\Nyou'd say such a thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.60,0:16:20.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You've set me up, haven't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.11,0:16:27.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Very well, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.73,0:16:28.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Go on, take them.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.57,0:16:35.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Look, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.99,0:16:37.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't get the wrong idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.83,0:16:41.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This doesn't mean that I've let\Nmy guard down towards you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.83,0:16:44.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What do you mean by that...?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.04,0:16:48.09,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Listen. If I don't report back every minute,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.13,0:16:50.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,my five thousand uncultured\Ncomrades have orders
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.05,0:16:52.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,to launch an attack against your family.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.72,0:16:55.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's all good, I'm telling you...\NNo need to worry.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.84,0:16:58.06,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Are you saying that one minute\Nwould be sufficient?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.10,0:16:59.77,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What am I, some kind of boxer?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.27,0:17:02.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Your younger sisters...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.48,0:17:04.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I hear they're both still\Nin middle school, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.33,0:17:19.24,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This way.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.28,0:17:22.08,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey... Don't think I'm going\Nto show you any gratitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.33,0:17:23.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Gotcha.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.79,0:17:25.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If anything, you're the one\Nwho should be grateful.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.62,0:17:27.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What's that supposed to mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.04,0:17:30.25,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I didn't want that stapler wound\Nto be too conspicuous,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.30,0:17:34.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,so I deliberately stapled you from the inside,\Nrather than the outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.34,0:17:37.51,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's like punching someone in the stomach,\Nbecause facial wounds would stand out -
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.55,0:17:39.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,it's convenient for the assailant!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.35,0:17:43.14,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well... Either way, all my concerns\Nturned out to be for nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.18,0:17:44.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.48,0:17:47.98,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,When people ask, "It must be convenient\Nto be immortal," does it hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.02,0:17:50.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Right now... not so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.11,0:17:51.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, really?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.57,0:17:53.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And anyway, I'm not immortal anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.40,0:17:55.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's just that I heal a little bit faster now...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.82,0:17:57.45,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,...otherwise I'm a normal human being.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.87,0:18:01.62,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi, I have one final thing to say to you...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.66,0:18:02.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.70,0:18:05.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It may not seem like it over all this clothing,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.87,0:18:10.71,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but it actually might not be worth breaking the law\Nto subjugate this physical body of mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.92,0:18:16.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know what, overall you seem\Nto be way too self-conscious,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.09,0:18:18.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,or should I say you have a\Nmassive persecution complex?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.59,0:18:19.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Shame on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.76,0:18:22.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Even if it's the truth, there are some things\Nyou should say and some you shouldn't say!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.68,0:18:24.18,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She realizes it!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.10,0:18:29.77,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Anyway, I can't believe he lives\Nin such a decrepit building,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.81,0:18:31.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,this Oshino person.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.36,0:18:32.11,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yeah...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.44,0:18:34.53,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, he's a really eccentric guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.57,0:18:38.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But he says he specializes\Nin people like you and me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.74,0:18:43.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hey, Araragi! So you finally showed up.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.25,0:18:51.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What's this, Araragi? You brought yet\Nanother girl with you today, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.09,0:18:54.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Cut it out. Don't turn me into\Nsome cheap character.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.17,0:18:59.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm? Nice to meet you, young lady.\NMy name is Oshino.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.59,0:19:00.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Nice to meet you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.68,0:19:02.76,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,My name is Hitagi Senjyogahara.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.51,0:19:07.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm a classmate of Araragi's, and\Nhe told me about you, Mr. Oshino.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.23,0:19:10.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Huh... Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.40,0:19:12.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oshino, for this one it happened\Nabout two years ago...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.52,0:19:14.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't call me "this one."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.44,0:19:16.49,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Then what am I supposed to call you?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.53,0:19:18.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Senjyogahara sama (Mistress Senjyogahara).
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.32,0:19:21.41,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,"Senjyogahara sama."
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.45,0:19:23.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Without the air quotes, if you don't mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.99,0:19:25.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,5aY it properly now!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.37,0:19:27.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Senjyogahara-chan! (Lil' Senjyogahara)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.87,0:19:29.00,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Ouch!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.21,0:19:30.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You could've blinded me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.58,0:19:31.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That was for that slip of the tongue.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.79,0:19:33.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What concept of Equivalent Exchange is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.63,0:19:37.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Copper: 40 grams, zinc: 25 grams, nickel: 15 grams,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.05,0:19:38.22,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,hiding my embarrassment: 5 grams...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.76,0:19:42.18,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,...ma|icious intent: 97 kilograms.\NThat's what my verbal abuse is comprised of.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.22,0:19:43.80,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'd say it was almost all malicious intent.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.85,0:19:46.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,By the way, I was lying about\Nhiding my embarrassment.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.18,0:19:48.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So you left out the one thing\Nyou shouldn't have!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.68,0:19:51.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Never mind that, before we go any further...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.14,0:19:52.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That kid... what exactly...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.77,0:19:53.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,...is she?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.06,0:19:56.73,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, you can just ignore her.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:56.78,0:19:59.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She has no shadow or shape...\Nneither a name nor any substance.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.82,0:20:00.78,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's the kind of kid she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.03,0:20:02.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not so fast, Araragi.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.66,0:20:04.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I just gave her a name yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.74,0:20:07.33,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Since she worked so hard for me\Nover Golden Week.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.58,0:20:10.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, really? A name? What did you name her?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.91,0:20:13.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I decided to name her Shinobu Oshino.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.71,0:20:17.59,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,A character means "a heart under a blade" -\Ndon't you think it suits her well?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.63,0:20:20.13,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,For her last name, I just used my own, as is.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.63,0:20:21.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I think it's a good name.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.01,0:20:24.55,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,So anyway, what's up with that kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.59,0:20:25.30,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I told you...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.60,0:20:27.01,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,She's of no concern to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.22,0:20:31.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}The wreck of a former vampire,\Nthe dregs of a beautiful demon...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.14,0:20:33.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,{\i1}I mean, what good would it do\Nto describe her like that?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.02,0:20:34.94,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:35.19,0:20:37.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If she's of no concern, then that's fine with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.94,0:20:41.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I was told that you'd save me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.32,0:20:43.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Save you? That's not possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.91,0:20:46.74,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,All you can do is save yourself\Non your own, young miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.99,0:20:51.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There were at least five people who said\Nthe same thing to my face.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.62,0:20:53.46,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And all of them were con artists.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.00,0:20:56.96,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Are you one of their ilk, too? Mr. Oshino?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.67,0:21:01.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Young miss, you sure are a sassy one.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.38,0:21:03.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Did something nice happen to you, or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.76,0:21:08.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, anyway, you need to tell me about it,\Nor we'll never get anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.10,0:21:10.10,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Your secrets are safe with me,\Nso no worries, no worries.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:10.35,0:21:13.77,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oh, uh... Let me start by giving you\Nthe long and short of it...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.81,0:21:17.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That's all right, Araragi. I'll tell him myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.06,0:21:18.48,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Senjyogahara...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.73,0:21:20.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I can do it myself...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.53,0:21:25.99,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Weight Crab...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.53,0:21:28.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Weight... Crab?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:29.41,0:21:32.58,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's a myth that originated near\Nthe mountains of Kyushu, south Japan.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.79,0:21:34.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Depending on the region,\Nit's known as either a Weight Crab,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:34.79,0:21:39.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,or a Mind Crab, a Heavy Stone Crab,\Nor else a Heavy Stone God.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.67,0:21:41.63,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,There's a play on the words "crab (kani)"\Nand "god (kami)," you see.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.88,0:21:44.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But Kyushu? Why a myth\Nfrom a place like that...?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.01,0:21:47.89,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not as if the location itself\Nhas any real significance.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.93,0:21:50.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If the circumstances are in place,\Nthen that's where it will happen...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.35,0:21:51.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,that's all there is to it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.56,0:21:52.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.77,0:21:55.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,In your case, it didn't have to be a crab per se.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.44,0:21:57.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Some people say it's a rabbit.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.19,0:21:58.90,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And not to mention Shinobu,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.94,0:22:01.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,but I've heard people talk of it being\Na gorgeous-looking woman as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.73,0:22:04.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm... Sounds like the patterns of the moon.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.49,0:22:07.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, if you say you encountered a crab, young miss,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.86,0:22:09.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,then I'm sure it was indeed a crab.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.87,0:22:11.16,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,What on earth is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.74,0:22:14.79,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,As far as I'm concerned,\Nit doesn't matter what its name is...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.04,0:22:16.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,But it's the name that's important.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.87,0:22:20.88,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,As I mentioned earlier, it might not have been a crab,\Nbut could have originated from a god.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:20.92,0:22:24.21,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,In other words, the Weight Crab was derived\Nfrom the Heavy Stone God.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:24.59,0:22:25.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I have to say
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.72,0:22:28.39,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,that among the unfortunate, you're actually\None of the more fortunate ones, young miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.43,0:22:29.85,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,WhY do you say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:30.05,0:22:32.72,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Because you can find gods anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.76,0:22:35.27,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,They're everywhere around us,\Nand nowhere at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:35.31,0:22:38.35,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Before you became the way you are,\Nit must have been near you,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.40,0:22:40.31,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and you could also say it wasn't near you at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:40.69,0:22:43.69,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Hmm, that's rather like a Zen riddle.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:43.73,0:22:46.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's Shinto. Wait, it's Shugendo...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:46.53,0:22:48.28,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Don't get me wrong, young miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:48.32,0:22:50.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not as if you became that way for a reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.70,0:22:52.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's just that your perspective shifted a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:52.99,0:22:55.79,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Perspective? What are you trying to say?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:56.00,0:22:59.29,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,I'm saying I don't care for the way\Nyou're playing the victim, young miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.67,0:23:08.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, well... You could've fooled me.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.09,0:23:10.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,And here I was, sure that you were\Nnothing but a spoiled little girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.01,0:23:13.47,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Why would you think that?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.51,0:23:17.43,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Because most people who encounter\NWeight Crabs are like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.68,0:23:19.64,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not something you run into on purpose,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.69,0:23:21.40,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and normally it wouldn't affect you at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:22.44,0:23:24.15,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Wouldn't affect me?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.57,0:23:27.11,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It simply exists right there,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.15,0:23:30.32,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,and unless you wish for something,\Nyoung miss, it won't manifest itself.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.82,0:23:35.20,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Not that I have any intention\Nof getting that involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.37,0:23:37.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Anyway, never mind - it's all good.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.91,0:23:41.12,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,If you want to regain the weight you've lost,\NI'll be happy to help.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:41.67,0:23:43.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Araragi did refer you to me, after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:45.75,0:23:47.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You're going to help me, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.20,0:24:15.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,"Arega denebu, arutairu, bega"\N"That's Deneb, Altair, Vega"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.95,0:24:18.87,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Kimi wa yubi sasu natsu no dai sankaku\NYou point at the great\NSummer Triangle
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.04,0:24:24.42,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oboete sora wo miru\NI look up at the sky\Ntrying to remember
Dialogue: 0,0:24:24.75,0:24:27.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yatto mitsuketa Orihime-sama\NI've finally found Orihime
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.63,0:24:30.42,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Dakedo doko darou Hikoboshi-sama\NBut where can Hikoboshi be?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.55,0:24:38.97,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Koreja hitori bocchi\NWithout him, she's all alone
Dialogue: 0,0:24:39.14,0:24:45.06,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Makkura na sekai kara miageta\NLooking up from a world\Nof pitch-black darkness,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.19,0:24:51.95,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yozora wa hoshi ga furuyou de\NThe night sky seems to be\Nflooded with stars
Dialogue: 0,0:24:52.07,0:24:58.83,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Itsu kara darou kimi no koto wo\NI wonder how long it's been
Dialogue: 0,0:24:58.95,0:25:03.54,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Oikakeru watashi ga ita\NSince I started chasing after you
Dialogue: 0,0:25:03.67,0:25:06.50,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Douka onegai\NOh, please...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.67,0:25:12.34,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Odorokanai de kiiteyo\NDon't be surprised and just listen
Dialogue: 0,0:25:12.47,0:25:22.02,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Watashi no kono omoi wo\NTo my feelings for you
Dialogue: 0,0:25:25.31,0:25:26.86,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,- I'm Karen!\N- I'm Tsukihi!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.90,0:25:28.36,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You know how people use the phrase, "worker ant"?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:28.40,0:25:29.07,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Yeah, people do tend to say that!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.11,0:25:31.19,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Well, I hear that only 20% of them\Nactually do any work!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.23,0:25:32.82,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,You mean the other 80%\Ndon't do any work at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:32.86,0:25:34.61,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,- But I'm here to tell you now!\N- Yeah, go on and say it!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:34.65,0:25:37.70,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The name "worker ant" is in itself a ploy\Nto force a certain image on people!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:37.74,0:25:39.41,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Still, we can't go around calling them\N"slacker ants," can we?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:39.45,0:25:41.37,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,- Now then, time for a Preview Quiz!\N- Quiz!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:41.41,0:25:43.66,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,- "Heat & Beat" refers to yours truly!\N- It refers to Karen!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:43.71,0:25:45.75,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,This symbol "&" - how on earth do you read it?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:45.79,0:25:47.67,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,It's not the question itself, but how you\Nphrased the question that's difficult!
Dialogue: 0,0:25:47.71,0:25:50.05,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,The correct answer is...\NWell, what could it be but AMPERSAND?
Dialogue: 0,0:25:50.09,0:25:51.17,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,That doesn't really ring a bell for me...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.21,0:25:52.92,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,Next episode! "Hitagi Crab, Part Two!"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:52.96,0:25:55.93,BakeDialogue,Default,0,0,0,,- We're only showing it to those with the correct answer.\N- That means nobody will see it.