Alchemy

Un-Confounded Compounder

Congratulations on concocting 41 compounds! Wear your new Un-Confounded Compounder Badge with honour.

Really Un-Confounded Compounder

Hey now! Cooking up 503 compounds is no small task. You've earned every bit of this here Really Un-Confounded Compounder Badge.

Loyal Alloyer

Whoa there. That Test Tube cannot take much more concocting. Give that thing a break and enjoy your shiny new Loyal Alloyer badge.

Constable Coppersmith

Why settle for Plain Ingots when you can have much superior Copper? You've just been awarded the title of Constable. Hello, Constable Coppersmith.

Sergeant Coppersmith

When you rub and tug this many Plain Metal Ingots into Copper, they call you Coppersmith: Sergeant Coppersmith. (They call you other stuff, too.)

Chief Inspector Coppersmith

This marks the 501st Plain Ingot you've rubbed into Copper. Revel in your newfound title of Chief Inspector Coppersmith. But make the revels snappy, before your stash turns green.

Moonshiner

Once, alcohol creation was beyond you, now, you are a bubbling wellspring of booziness. You've now made 11 handcrafted Hooches, to sell, give away or, well, drink… Salud!

Salud - Spanish

Rumrunner

Under a veil of secrecy and a blanket of moral fog, you stealthily distilled 61 Hooches. What happened to them then, you say, is none of your concern. Unless you drank them yourself. In which case, Cheers!

Hoochhawker

Due to your distillation determination, there are at least 253 more means of getting buzzed in the world than there were before you began. Terviseks!

Terviseks - Estonian

Bootleg Facilitator

You let nothing stand in your way in your bid to become one of Ur's no.1 booze-fountains. 913 Hooches later, here you are. Sláinte!

Sláinte - Gaelic

Captain of the Anti-Temperance League

Your name is whispered in disapproving tones by stern-looking teetotallers in big hats, but drinkers everywhere are grateful for your dutiful service. Unless you distilled all 3331 Hooches to drink yourself, in which case: Woah, dude. Prost!

Prost - German

Heavy Metallurgist

When you rub Plain Metal Ingots into Molybdenum for the first time, you can congratulate yourself on a job well done. When you do it 41 times, you can bask in knowledge you've earned the title of Heavy Metallurgist. Not very heavy. But pretty heavy, man.

Thrash Metallurgist

Now you've thrashed your way up the Metallurgy pile, and created your 137th Molybdenum Ingot, you'll finally be recognised as a true Thrash Metallurgist. But there's always room for improvement.

Death Metallurgist

Remember back when you earned the title Thrash Metallurgist? The feeling of teeth-gritted, hair-flapping glory? Well, cherish that feeling, times two, mon frere. You've just earned the title Death Metallurgist. The most hardcore Metallurgist there is.

Plain Crystallizer

You've made the world a better, shinier, sparklier place. Yes, you. With this, your 23rd Plain Crystal, you've earned the fairly self-explanatory title Plain Crystallizer.

Amorphous Crystallizer

Well, well, looky here. With this, your 79th Plain Crystal, you've earned the not-terribly-self-explanatory title Amorphous Crystallizer.

Polymorphous Crystallizer

We're not exactly sure what the title Polymorphous Crystallizer even means. All we know is that we give it out any time someone creates their 251st Plain Crystal. So, um, here's yours.

Moste Potente Potioning Medal  

Whisperer of the magical elements, amateur cauldron wrangler, tickler of the underside of the Dark Arts: you have entered the portal of Potionmaking (to the tune of 11). May you never look back!

reference - Harry Potter (possibly, as there are probably many references to dark arts)

Slughorn Medallion

The Metaphorical Medallion of Master Slughorn - someone who was purported to know a lot about potions back in the day - is awarded to anyone who has made 47 Potions. Someone like… well… you! YAY!

reference - Horace Slughorn from Harry Potter

Jigger's Ribbon

A badge named after the ribbon awarded to 'A. Jigger' who listed the staggering number of potions he made (199 in all) in his Potion Opuscule (some kind of book). Hey! 199 Potions! Thats just like you!

-opuscule - a minor opus/work
-jigger - 1.5 ounces of liquor

Severus Sash

Time was, someone with the dedication to make 457 Potions would have been awarded an actual Severus Sash, named for some Master of Potions or other. But so what? You got this awesome badge!

reference - Severus Snape from Harry Potter

Libatious Borage Award

Potionmaking? You literally wrote the book on potionmaking! Well, not *literally*, but you deserve the award in the name of the a man who did because you? You made a LOT of potions. 1033 in fact. Yowza.

borage - herb used in traditional medicine

Potion Patron

They may taste foul, but who cares? Potions! You've poured down seven of 'em! ZAP!

Elixir Enthusiast

Faster than a speeding chicken! Higher than a Groddle pine! Potions get you there. Or, at least make you feel like you're there. SHAZAM!!!

reference - Superman - "Faster than a speeding bullet" and possibly Captain Marvel.

Philter Fiend

Faster, brighter, stronger, better - Potions make the whole world zingier, right? And you should know, you've poured down 151 of them! POW!!!

reference - Daft Punk song - "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"

Libation Lover

Sorcerers whisper your name in awe. Wizards have pictures of you in their lockers. You've poured down 353 Potions, and lived to tell the tale. Which tale? The tale of how amazing you are, of course. BAM!

Potionographer

What was the world like before you discovered Potions? Who knows? What's more, who cares?!? Potions are awesome. Ergo, 811 Potions are the Eight-hundred-and-eleventy-awesomenest! ZING!

Sneeze-O-Rama

Atchoo! Hey, watch it with that stuff. You've just earned a Sneeze-O-Rama badge for making five players sneeze at once with your Sneezing Powder.

Critter Catalyzer

Bravissimo. Using a Powder of Startling Fecundity on five critters at once has made you eligible for the honorary title of Critter Catalyzer.

Dragon Chaser

Who knew you could keep a No-No Rush going for 11 minutes? This Dragon Chaser Badge will earn you the respect, if not the admiration, of your peers.

reference - a dragon chaser is someone who is searching for a high greater than their best or first high, which can be a drug high or other addiction.

Fertilivert

You've just fertilized four Trees at once with your Fertilidust, thereby earning the title of Fertilivert. In the world of trees, this is an honor to wear with pride.

Sparkle Buddy

Waytago! A regular life of the party you are, making all those nice people happy with your Sparkle Powder. You deserve the coveted Sparkle Buddy badge.

Hallowed Be Shrine Name

Don't think donating an item as pricey as this goes unnoticed. Using the Extremely Hallowed Shrine Powder at the same time has helped you snag the coveted Hallowed Be Shrine Name badge.

Entry-Level Admixificator

You and your Beaker are causing quite a stir around these parts. You've earned the status Entry-Level Admixificator.

Mid-Level Admixificator

That was a stirring act of admixificating. For that, you've earned the glorious and noble title of Mid-Level Admixificator.

Senior Admixificator

You've reached the highest pinnacle of admixing glory. Now show the world with your new title of Senior Admixificator.

Starter for Tinsmithery

You done rubbed that Tin real good, creating for yourself a promising Starter for Tinsmithery, and earning yourself the title of Starter Tinsmith. Whether you want that title or not is your business, not mine.

Middling Tinsmitherer

Well, shiver my tinsnips. Put down those Alchemical Tongs for a little old minute and give yourself a pat on the back. You've just rubbed your 137th Plain Ingot into Tin, and you've done gone and earned yourself the title Middling Tinsmith.

Top Tinsmith

For outstanding achievement of racing to the top of the Tin-smithery charts, you are hereby awarded the title of Top Tinsmith, with all the honours that entails. P.S. There are no honours.

Dandy Tincturer

You squished herbs into their purest (and most alcoholic) tincturous form 87 times.

Crackpot Infuser

You smushed herbs and hooch and other stuff into a thing far greater than the sum of its parts 253 times.

Enchanting Extractorator

You squooged already powerful herbs into even more powerful concoctions 1009 times. Truly entrancing!

Animals

Butterfly Whisperer

Zoinks! You somehow persuaded 3 tricksy butterflies to yield to your tickly touch. What are you, some kind of Butterfly Whisperer? In fact: Yes. That's exactly what you are. Have a badge.

Apprentice Lepidopteral Manipulator

The official massage-o-meter indicates that you've administered 23 enthusiastic, if amateurish, Butterfly massages. You've earned the title of Apprentice Lepidopteral Manipular.

Practical Lepidopteral Manipulator

You've lovingly eased the kinks out of 41 teeny little Butterfly necks, thereby earning your very own self the title Practical Lepidopteral Manipulator.

Master Lepidopteral Manipulator

That makes 137 Butterflies you've authoritatively kneaded into momentary submission. Revel in your power! And enjoy your newly earned title of Master Lepidopteral Manipulator.

Nigh-Mystical Lepidopteral Manipulator

Long have the Butterflies whispered of One who would administer 503 mystical massages. Lo! It probably isn't you, but you at least deserve the title Nigh-Mystical Lepidopteral Manipulator. Verily!

Basic Larva Lover

You've nourished three wiggly Caterpillars into the full bloom of fluttery Butterflyhood. You've earned a Basic Larva Lover badge.

Intermediate Larva Lover

That makes 23 Caterpillars who would never have matured into milk-giving adulthood without you. You deserve the title Intermediate Larva Lover, and all the honors that title entails.

Advanced Larva Lover

By our count, that's 103 Caterpillars you'e lovingly nurtured through those trying juvenile years and into those trying adult years. The least we can do is award you this Advanced Larva Lover badge.

All Right Hatcher

You've just incubated three Eggs! Though, technically, a Chicken did most of the work. But Chickens hate awards, so here. This All Right Hatcher award is for you.

Best Nester

If there's anything nobler than bringing new life into the world, it's bringing 17 new lives into the world. For incubating so many Eggs, you've earned this Best Nester award.

Incubator Par Egg-cellence

Wow! That makes 103 Eggs you've hatched, without spilling a single drop of yolk. You deserve the title of Incubator Par Egg-cellence.

Hen Hugger

Squeezing Chickens can be addictive. In a good way. This badge tells everyone in the world that you are an honorary Hen Hugger.

Hen Hugger Deluxe

You know what's better than being a Hen Hugger? Being a Hen Hugger Deluxe, which you can only be after squeezing 41 chickens. This badge is for you.

Hen Hugger Supremalicious

Sure, you've squozen 137 chickens, but you didn't do it for the glory - you did it for the love. Which is why the Chickens want you to have this Hen Hugger Supremalicious badge.

The Hugginator

Has it occurred to you that maybe you're taking this Chicken-squeezing thing too far? Think of this Hugginator badge as a friendly reminder to keep things in perspective.

Chicken Tender

You've lovingly raised 3 Chicks to the full bloom of adult chickenhood. They grow up so quickly, don't they? Never mind, you. Here's a Chicken Tender badge to reward your poultering efforts.

Pullet Provenderizer

You've nourished 23 hungry, hungry Chicks to squawky, squawky Chickenhood. For this, you're earned the honorary title Pullet Provenderizer.

Capon Caterer

Without you, there would be 103 fewer Chickens in the world. Would this be a great loss? Who can say. Regardless, enjoy your newfound title, Capon Caterer.

Egg Transmutator Apprentice

53 Eggs seasoned, eh? Well, it's a start. You now have an Egg Transmutator Apprentice badge to hang on your wall. If you have a wall, that is.

Egg Transmutator Pro

Being a professional-caliber Egg seasoner might mean people will give you more respect and free drinks. Maybe. But at the very least you get an Egg Transmutator Pro badge out of the deal.

Egg Transmutator Maxi-Pro

Some might consider the title Egg Transmutator Maxi-Pro goofy. Undignified for someone who has seasoned 2003 eggs. Well, that's just their opinion.

Happy Foxbrusher

The foxes of Ur have 1009 fewer fibres in their tails thanks to you. And you have this lovely badge, thanks to them. Happy foxbrushing, Happy Foxbrusher! Foxeh!

Delirious Foxbrusher

No wonder Ur's foxes are looking grumpy and a little threadbare: you've deliriously brushed 10,009 fibers from their tails. Wowzers! Have a badge!

Maniacal Foxbrusher

It is a wonder that the foxes of Ur aren't wandering the preserves with thrashing bald whips for tails, so many fibers have you brushed. 50,003!?! You deserve this badge, Maniacal Foxbrusher!

Cunning like a Foxbrusher

Fast-moving vulpines are no match for your brilliant brain. Cunning Like a Foxbrusher, you've snatched fibers from 31 foxes on the move. You deserve a round of applause, and a badge. Here's the badge.

Fleet Foxer

What's quick like a fox? Well, a fox is. But what else is? You, Fleet Foxer, and your ability to brush the same fox three times in less than ten seconds. A triple-brush!

Fox Tourist

Not content with sticking to your local foxes, you made it a mission to brush the tails of foxes in every corner of Ur. Was it worth it? Sure it was, here's a badge! BAM!

Fox Flurrier

A flurry of foxes was yours to behold, a number of foxes - three foxes, all told. You witnessed the foxes, and that sure was fun… but now looky here at the badge that you won!

Piggy Nibbler

Nice work! Those Piggies aren't going to nibble themselves, you know. You've earned a Piggy Nibbler badge.

Bacon Biter

No doubt about it: you like a little Piggy now and again. And clearly they like it when you bite their bacon, hence this here Bacon Biter badge.

Ham Hocker

That makes 137 Piggies you've nibbled. Slow down - you'll get gas! This Ham Hocker badge is not merely an honor - it's also a warning to others not to get between you and a Piggy.

Trans-Rational Meat Aficionado

It's not outrageous to wonder if all you do with your time is nibble Piggies, having nibbled 503 of the critters. Hence your new title: Trans-Rational Meat Aficionado.

Pork Fondler

You know what Piggies like, and you're not afraid to give it to them. You've just been awarded a Pork Fondler badge.

Swine Snuggler

Petting piggies never gets boar-ing for you. You are hereby an honorary Swine Snuggler.

Pork Petter Extraordinaire

Heavy petting should never go unrewarded. That's why, for petting 137 Piggies, you are now considered a Pork Petter Extraordinaire.

3rd Rate Piggy Hash Slinger

Congratulations on feeding three Piglets until they grew up into Piggies. You are now a 3rd Rate Piggy Hash Slinger. There's a badge and everything.

2nd Rate Piggy Hash Slinger

Your diligence in feeding 23 Piglets until they grew into Piggies has earned you the distinction of being a 2nd Rate Piggy Hash Slinger.

Piggy Hash Slinger 1st Class

Your hash slinging is so righteous that 103 Piglets have munched their way to full-grown Piggydom under your care. Each and every one of those Piggies considers you a Piggy Hash Slinger 1st Class.

Sloth Stuffer

Just when you thought those sloths could keep ramming rods into their gaping maws forever, you managed to fill one up entirely. Mazel tov! You stuffed a sloth!

Circle Crunch

There's no feeling in the world like three simultaneous sloths nibbling on your rods. You'd think that feeling would be reward enough in itself. But you'd be wrong: here's a badge. Wahey!

Common Snail Collector

You persuaded a sloth to cough up 101 snails. Yippee, Common Snail Collector! You're on the ladder of ultimate snail collection now. Have a badge

Dedicated Snail Getter

Somehow, you persuaded the sloths to give up 1001 snails. It took dedication and a very smooth Sloth-charming style. Hats off to you, Snail Getter.

Giant Snail Lander

Slowly Slowly catchee snailee, or so they say. And they're right: it took a while but you finally garnered 10009 snails. Hurrah!

Showered with Sloth-Dribble

So much do the Sloths love you now that they spit snails at you without even needing a rod. Yes, you get showered by a fine mist of Sloth-dribble, but is it worth it? Yes! Because you also get a badge!

Bathed in Sloth-Slobber

Sure your clothes are soaked through with the sticky slobber of 101 sloths that just won't wash out, but it's worth it for the snails, right? And the badge! Yay badges!

Cooking

1 Star Cuisinartist

Now you're cooking! You just earned the title 1-Star Cuisinartist.

reference - possibly to Cuisinart brand of cooking applicances.

2-Star Cuisinartist

Soup's on! You've moved up in the ranks to 2-Star Cuisinartist.

3-Star Cuisinartist

Don't get in a stew! You've just been promoted to 3-Star Cuisinartist.

4-Star Cuisinartist

Kiss my grits! You've just been promoted to 4-Star Cuisinartist.

5-Star Cuisinartist

It's alimentary! You've earned the title 5-star Cuisinartist.

Golden Ladle Award

Holy macaroni! You've mastered the Awesome Pot! You win a toothsome Golden Ladle Award.

Pulse, Frappe, Mix & Blend

You are starting to learn your way around a blender, that's for sure. As a token of your limited accomplishment so far, the Pulse, Frappe, Mix & Blend badge.

High Speed Commingler

Whirrrrrrrrrrr ... fresh juice, appealing beverages, that mechanical wizard of mixing is coming under your spell. For blending 23 drinks you have earned the High Speed Commingler badge.

Blendmaster

You've blended, blended and blended some more until your blender-button finger was numb, and your brain rang with the song of the blender. It was worth it though, 41 drinks later. Bravo, Blendmaster.

Mediocre Mixologist

Having crafted 11 cocktails with a Cocktail Shaker, you are now able to pass yourself off as a Mediocre Mixologist. Good job.

Middling Mixologist

Sort of takes you back to your first time adding two juices, doesn't it? Now that you have crafted 23 cocktails with a Cocktail Shaker, you are certainly, at least, a Middling Mixologist.

Superior Mixologist

The ratios, the timing, the pure finesse: not everyone appreciates the finer points of crafting a fine cocktail. But you, having crafted a whole 41 of them surely do. Congrats, Superior Mixologist.

Brazier Apprentice

You can stand the heat and stay in the kitchen. You are hereby awarded a Brazier Apprentice badge.

Grill Jockey

Turn up the heat! You've won the title of Grill Jockey.

Master Carbonifier

Delicately charred on the outside, raw in the middle. That deserves a Master Carbonifier badge!

Killer Griller

Is it getting hot in here or what? You've earned one Killer Griller badge, fresh off the grill.

Broil King

Kiss the cook? Don't mind if we do! You are hereby awarded the title of Broil King.

Decent Hash Slinger

You're coming along in the hash-slinging department. Here's a Decent Hash Slinger badge to prove it. And remember: When in doubt, just add butter.

Pretty Good Griddler

Mmm... it smells like Gamma's house in here! You deserve this Pretty Good Griddler badge.

Grease Monkey

When it comes to cooking with a Frying Pan, there aren't many monkeys greasier than you. You've earned a Grease Monkey badge!

Saute Savant

Well, grease my griddle! You've just earned a gently fricasseed Saute Savant badge.

Sizzler Supreme

You can frizzle fo'shizzle. You've earned the title Sizzler Supreme!

Able Chopper

Good knife skills! You've earned the title Able Chopper.

Fine Mincer

Chop chop! For your deftitude with a knife and board, you've earned a Fine Mincer badge.

Nice Dicer

Nice dicing! You are hereby awarded the title Nice Dicer.

Silver Cleaver

You've really honed your chopping abilities. You win the Silver Cleaver Award!

Master Whacker

Nobody wields a blade like you. You're a knife and board-certified Master Whacker!

Rainbow Taster

You carefully constructed enough Rainbo Sno Cones to become a certified, qualified Taster of Rainbo. Word.

reference - the tagline for Skittles

Rainbo Brite

You're the cutest, sparkliest, sprinkliest, twinkiest, wispiest rainboest sno cone blender-upper that ever there was! SQUEEE!

-reference - the show Rainbow Brite

The Rainbo Connection

Rainbo Sno Cones: Are they visions? Illusions? Something with nothing to hide? Or are they just the delicious frozen blended treat that just snagged you a badge? All of the above. And more. That's why there's so many songs about them.

-reference - the song Rainbow Connection

Beginner Decoctifier

You're starting to know your way around the kitchen. You've earned a Beginner Decoctifier badge!

Chowhound

Yummo! You've figured out a lot of recipes. You've earned a Chowhound badge.

Junior Dough Puncher

You've decocted even more concoctions! Here's a Junior Dough Puncher badge.

Senior Dough Puncher

You've got a nose for nosing out recipes. You're hereby promoted to Senior Dough Puncher status.

Seasoned Scullery Sleuth

Eureka! The kitchen holds few secrets from you. You've earned the title Seasoned Scullery Sleuth.

Culinarian Supreme

You've really got your mise en place in place. Having made almost every food and drink item under the sun, you've earned the title Culinarian Supreme!

mise en place means the cook has all the ingredients for cooking organized and ready.

Rolling Boiler

You're getting pretty handy with a Saucepan! You've earned a Rolling Boiler badge.

Roux Guru

No lumps here! You're a certified Roux Guru.

Gravy Maven

You're a saucy one. We like it! You've earned the title Gravy Maven.

Super Saucier

You've just earned a deglazed Super Saucier badge. Keep on stirring!

A-1 Saucier

You've never been bland, but now: a little richer, a little tangier, and a little more likely to enjoy dribbling down someone's chin than ever before. You're an  A-1 Saucier. Saucy!

Cheesemongerer

You've discovered the key to cheese alchemy! You are hereby awarded the title of Cheesemongerer.

Cultivation

Healthy iMG Turnover

People came to your homestreet, and while they were there, they used your stuff enough to ensure a Healthy 503 iMG Daily Stipend. And THAT's when good neighbours become good friends.

Raking in the iMG

You built it. They came. And while you were sleeping, enough petting, harvesting, tending and whatever else was done in your home street to raise 1009 iMG and a shiny new badge. YAY!

The Kindness of Strangers

Enough mining, whistling, harvesting, scooping was done on your home street to net you 2503 iMG *and* this badge. There you go! You really CAN depend on the kindness of strangers.

Landgrabber

BAM! You've reached out in every direction, and your domain - front and back - couldn't be bigger. Brava, Landgrabber! Enjoy your personal kingdom AND your badge.

Self-sufficientiser

Proudly self sufficient (at least in the things you've planted), you created 7 marvellous resources on your home street. Come the revolution, you'll have a good stockpile. And here's the badge to prove it.

Cultivation Nurturer

When they were on their last legs, you restored 3 precious cultivation projects. Phew. And also, WOO!

Restorer of Stuff

Felicitations on those 17 cultivation projects you restored to full health. Not only did they continue to give you stuff, they also earned you this badge!

Make Do and Mender

Throwaway consumer culturist? You? No: you've restored a whole 53 of them, so they can continue giving up their harvests. AND: this badge. HECKES YEAH!

Loyal Tender

Far be it from you to let one of your cultivation projects die. You'd rather restore the same thing 5 times over than let it die. Oh wait: you did! For your loyalty: a badge!

Dedicated Restorationizer

On your watch, every cultivation project can breathe easy: especially this one - you've restored it 20 times, giving it the maximum lifespan of 200%. This cultivation project basically worships you. Have a badge!

Exploring

Uralia Completist

They say size isn't everything, and as a dedicated Uralia Completist you can testify to that. Yes. You've roamed four streets… but what a glorious four streets they were. Quality, not quantity, eh?

Groddle Heights Completist

From its tallest crest down to its weirdest crag, to its two most secret crannies, you've explored every last nook of Groddle Heights, with not even a cheap little plastic souvenir cliff to show for it. You do, however, get the title of Groddle Heights Completist. That counts for something, right?

Ilmenskie Caverns Completist

You've proved you can get down - deep, deep down - by walking every street in Ilmenskie. And by plumbing the depths, you've scaled the heights of title-getting… by getting a title. Arise, Ilmenskie Completist.

Ix Completist

You've tumbled down the great hole and adventured in every corner of the ancient wonderland of Ix, traversing every Spice, from West to East (or East to West, if you are that way inclined) until you earned the title Ix Completist. Which you did. Go you!

Alakol Completist

You've walked every misty cliff-top in Alakol, and gazed out to sea over the rooftops of the modernist mansions that line its glorious shores. You may not be master of all you survey, but you ARE master of the title Alakol Completist. Mazeltov.

Andra Completist

You've ranged across the great serengetiesque plains of Andra, and admired every small rocky lump, every scrubby hillock, and every dry grassy knoll as far as the eye can see. Which - as any Andra Completist (that's you!) will tell you - is a very, very long way.

Balzare Completist

Boo! Did I scare you? Never was good at scaring. Kind of creepy out here though and I heard you traveled this whole place. Huh? No I won't tell you who told me, then it wouldn't be scary ... right?? But here's a super spooky badge instead.

Besara Completist

Each lush leafy street in Besara is like a second home to you now. Or, at least, "like a street you have visited", if "second home" is a little strong, because you have walked down them all, you Besara Completist you.

Bortola Completist

You've tiptoed through every hushed and dusky thoroughfare in Bortola, and wherever you go from now on, they will whisper your newly-bestowed title: Bortola Completist. They might whisper it quite quietly, though, so don't hold your breath.

Callopee Completist

You wove through the treacherous pointy uppy-downy spiky rocks, burrowed through locked doors, chipped away at every dead end and lived to tell the tale. The tale entitled "How I Became A Callopee Completist".

Chakra Phool Completist

Why do fireflies suddenly appear, every time you are near? Perhaps because they can tell that you've climbed every stairway and walked every road in Chakra Phool, until you found your dream. Your dream being the title "Chakra Phool Completist". Well done.

reference - Carpenters song - Close to You

Ilmenskie Deeps Completist

You delved deeper than ever thought possible, and by scraping the very undercarriage of Ilmenskie Deeps, you've hit paydirt: the title of Ilmenskie Deeps Completist. Hey! Turns out hitting bottom was a much more rewarding experience than you'd been led to believe!

Jethimadh Completist

You've circled the great tower of Jethimadh on foot, and gazed upon its dizzying heights from every conceivable angle, and you're still not sure how high it goes. But one thing is sure: You're now a Jethimadh Completist.

Kajuu Completist

You've traversed every road, through those sinister pointy-up bits and pointy-down bits of Kajuu caverns, and emerged, blinking into the half light with a brand new title: that of Kajuu Completist. StalacTITE, dude!

Kalavana Completist

You delved the depths of Kalavanan firebogginess and plodded down every murky strip: WOO! You've been awarded the title Kalavana Completist. Not many Glitches can say that. Apart from the other ones who have. They also can.

Lida Completist

What's green and pleasant and meadowy, has some uppy-downy bits, and is a region you happen to have explored every corner of? Yes! Lida. And to prove it, here's your Lida Completist Badge. You're welcome.

Muufo Completist

Conquerer of every majestic mountain crag and fair foothill, the ancient people of the region would have called you Muufokerologist. But that was deemed a ridiculous name, and instead you've earned the right to brag to anyone who'll listen that you bear the title "Muufo Completist".

Nottis Completist

Wow, it' nipply out here. Like being inside a freezer. Yet you still managed to trek through days and nights of slipping on ice and rolling in snow and I present you this badge for your Brrrr-iliant work! Try not to get your tongue stuck on it.

Ormonos Completist

You've navigated every hole in Ormonos, and earned your Ormonos Completist badge. And if you lose it, we can always get you an Ormonos Replacement Badge! No not really, I'm kidding. You just get this one.

Pollokoo Completist

You looked in every crevice, poked into every crack and managed to stumble around all of Pollokoo without getting trapped in a "Cave-in". Impressive! Here's a badge to show off, if you can find your way out, that is.

Roobrik Completist

I like long walks by the beach, beautiful sunsets and really tall trees. Since you've been to every single spot in Roobrik, I'd say you do too! Or maybe you just like hopping around. Whatever floats your boat champ, I don't judge. I just hand out badges to glitches like you.

Salatu Completist

On hearing the words "Yariam Jam", some people might reach for the bread and peanut butter. But not you, Peanut, because you're well travelled enough to know every corner of Salatu. That's what makes you a Salatu Completist. Go you!

Shimla Mirch Completist

You've peeked into every last dark mungy corner of Shimla Mirch, and that deserves some credit. And that credit takes the form of the title Shimla Mirch Completist.

Tamila Completist

You've tripped lightly though Tamila, from the fringes of the plains to the depths of the enchanted forest. In what way was the forest enchanted, you ask? Enchanted enough to reward you this badge, little Tamila Completist. THAT'S how enchanted.

Aranna Completist

Like a tiny mountain goat or a nun wearing curtains, you scaled the dizzying alps of Rook-filled Aranna. Which earns you a badge AND this song: High on a hill lived an Arannan Completist, Lei-yodel-eii-yodel-eh-hii-WOO!

reference - movie - The Sound of Music

Cauda Completist

I sure wish I could give those foxes a good brushing! You make it look like so much fun … the way you pretend to miss with your brush all the time and how the bait sometimes lands on your head after it explodes. I am honored to present you with this complimentary Cauda completist badge!

Fenneq Completist

You traversed over all the rocks, and got back up after you tripped on a few. You chased all the foxes, even when you realized you're not a very fast runner. You are a true Fenneq champion and rightfully deserve one of these ultra-special-badge-y-thingies.

region reference - to Fennec foxes?

Firozi Completist

Ventured through the whole place, you did! You explored every last inch of Firozi. Wow. It did take you a while though. I used that time to come up with a way to express how awesome you are. In the end, I got nothin'. So here's a shiny badge instead!

Folivoria Completist

Holy sloth-knocker! They said you couldn't do it. Yup, every last one of them said you would never even be able to get close. But, you did it! You explored every cliff top, saw every sloth bandana and in the end you can finally say, "Who's the sloth-knocker now?" And, you get this nifty badge too.

region reference - a folivore eats leaves.

Groddle Forest Completist

Congratulations! You've rambled every road in Groddle Forest. In lieu of a commemorative spoon, please accept the somewhat dull but honest title Groddle Forest Completist.

Groddle Meadow Completist

Oh sure, Groddle Meadow may not have the show-offy drama of Groddle Heights or the dramatic views of Alakol. But this green and pleasant land certainly contains a lot of roads, and you've travelled them all. For that you've earned the title Groddle Meadow Completist.

Haoma Completist

Oh man! Is it ever fun watching you bounce around Haoma like a chicken with a bit too much No-no! I am thoroughly entertained and in the end, that's all that really matters, right? Here's a tip for you good glitch. Enjoy.

Haraiva Completist

Gasp! You've climbed and leaped your way up the beautiful and jagged, snowy peaks of Skyr- er, I mean Haraiva! Would've been easier with a gravity-defying horse though. Huh? No, of course that was a joke! Everyone knows horses are just a myth!

reference - Skyrim bugs

Karnata Completist

You wandered around all the cliffs and ledges that beautiful Karnata has to offer. So, what did you get? The pure satisfaction of self accomplishment is all you need! Yup, just the rewarding feeling of reaching a goal. No material goods needed. The experience is enough to satiate the longing for any sort of reward. Just that, and this awesome badge, of course.

Kloro Completist

Amidst the eerie night sky, you hopped, skipped, and jumped your way across the uneven features of Kloro. Accept this badge as not only for your adventuring prowess, but also your wicked parkour skills.

Massadoe Completist

Wow, It's foggy down here! I almost didn't see you step in that guano back there. But guess what? The batterflies tell me you've been to everywhere there is to be in Massadoe! That, my friend, is something to be rewarded for. Maybe use this reward to buy some new shoes huh?

Naraka Completist

Many claim they've been to hell and back, er … "Naraka" and back, but how many took in the sights while they were there? Not many. But you did. You roamed the fiery pits and came away with a heightened sense of your own mortality… and this lovely badge. Yay!

Samudra Completist

Blub blub blub, it's bright in this tub. Hey, what get's darker AND brighter at the same time? That's right! Samudra does! I'm not even sure how you got around this whole place but it seems like I should give you something worthwhile for doing it. But since I don't have anything like that, I'll give you this badge instead.

region reference - Samudra is ocean in Sanskrit.

Sura Completist

*Brush* *Brush* Oh! Sorry, I thought you were a fox. If you're not a fox, then why were you hiding in those bushes? Maybe you were looking for this Sura completist badge, hmmn?

Tahli Completist

Aww, so Cute! The sloths I mean. Not that I'm saying you're ugly or anything, it's just that, well uh … here, have this convenient Tahli completist badge I just found.

Vantalu Completist

Across the warm, grassy plains, over the foothills and up to the cold caves in the north. This journey has not been a light one, but you survived and completed it just before your new badge hit its expiration date. Not to worry, it just gets a bit stale and moldy.

Baqala Completist

From east to west, north to south (if only those directions meant the same here as they do wherever you're from), you've criss-crossed the grid of perilous pathways, all the time bearing the weight of overwhelming ancestral nostalgia for just long enough to earn the title: Baqala Completist. You're amazing.

Brillah Completist

Tiny and determined, you've scuttled over every inch of Brillah. From the highest heights to the most pleasing plateau, you felt yourself dwarfed by the soaring scenery, like a tiny explorey ant. You deserve a badge, little Brillah Ant! Brilliant!

Choru Completist

They laughed when you said you'd have the staying power to make it down every dusty street in Choru. But then you did. Who's laughing now? You are. You and your beautiful Choru Completist Badge. Laugh on, little explorer.

Drifa Completist

C-c-old. Brinngg. warmth... Trade you ... badge …

Rasana Completist

The Rasana Gorge has revealed its secrets to you, from the thrill of its edge to the surprising mini climate at its bottom. You're not only a Rasana completist, you're the foremost Rasana expert. But you only get a badge for the completist bit. Hurrah!

Xalanga Completist

BOOM! You have systematically strutted down every street in Xalanga, a dusty region as exotic-sounding as it is sensibly grid-based. And for this - and just because you're awesome - you get a Xalanga Completist Badge.

Zhambu Completist

You've delicately picked your way through every road on the hazardous Ju-Ju-filled plains of Zhambu. They may have taken many things from you, but they couldn't take this: your Zhambu Completist badge. Because you didn't have it yet. (They still can't take it, don't worry).

Jal Completist

Don't forget to bring a towel! Oh, too late it seems. Well, don't you hate when you get water up your nose? I wouldn't know since I don't have one, but I hear it's the worst. Next to stubbing your toe of course. I can't do that either, but you can! You can also swim through all of Jal it seems. As such, I got you this somewhat water proof badge!

Twinkle-Toed Trap Triggerer

By luck or by painstaking planning, you've triggered the mighty flop of 37 Dust Traps and earned yourself this glorious badgling. Mazeltov!

Dust-Busting Trigger-Trappist

To trigger 126 Dust Traps might be mistaken for coincidence, but 127? That's badge-worthy. Here's your badge.

Trigger-Happy Trap-Duster

An almost unbelievable 503 Dust Traps have been triggered by your light-footed exploreating. Jaws have been dropped, eyebrows raised, and you have been crowned Trigger-Happy Trap-Duster. And you thought no one noticed.

Junior OK Explorer

Hey! You're getting pretty good at finding your way around. You've earned a Junior OK Explorer badge.
Senior OK Explorer

Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin' with this Senior OK Explorer badge.

Rambler, Third Class

You sure have itchy feet! We don't have any soothing ointment, but we do have this Rambler, Third Class badge. Cherish it!

Rambler, Second Class

Wow! You've covered a lot of ground since your travels began. You've earned this Rambler, Second Class badge.

Rambler, First Class

You've roamed and rambled and followed your footsteps, and now you've earned the title Rambler, First Class!

Wanderer

Gosh, where HAVEN'T you traveled? Your peregrinations have earned you this footworn-but-carefree Wanderer badge.

World-Class Traveler

You've got a serious case of wanderlove. You've earned World-Class Traveler status!

Globetrotter Extraordinaire

You've seen a lot of this crazy old world. Wipe the dust off your feet and enjoy this Globetrotter Extraordinaire badge.

Numismatizer, Leprechaun Class

Whoa-hoa! You've maxed out your daily coin-picker-upper allotment for 5 days in a row. You've earned the title Numismatizer, Leprechaun Class.

reference - a numismatist is a coin lover.

Numizmatizer, Gryphon Class

You've picked up 100 coins a day for 11 game days running. We should probably give you some deeper pockets. But what we're going to give you is the glorious title Numizmatizer, Gryphon Class.

Numismatizer, Dragon Class

There's a fine line between coin collecting and coin hoarding, and you've danced across that line with the graceful abandon of a nimble young dragon. Hence your newly earned title: Numismatizer, Dragon Class.

Subwayfarer

Why walk when you can ride? And why ride anything else, when you can ride the subway? Good questions, these. As a bonafide Subwayfarer, you can ponder them before your next stop.

Ground Hogger

Your commitment to public transit is noble, civic-minded, and deserves a better reward than this Ground Hogger badge. But there you have it

Commuter Mug

Felicitations! You've fearlessly braved stepped-on toes and the stinky pits of your fellow travellers, thereby earning the title of Commuter Mug.

Chute Jockey

You've taken the subway 503 times while still retaining your childlike love of Glitch-manity. That deserves a reward. And that reward will be this Chute Jockey badge.

Licensed Teleporter (Pfft Class)

Teleportation is a really handy way to get yourself and other players from Point A to Point Q. The convenience pretty much makes the side effects worthwhile. Celebrate your nonchalant attitude toward particle displacement with your promotion to Licensed Teleporter, Pfft Class.

Licensed Teleporter (Whoa Class)

This marks the 503rd time you've successfully teleported with one or more players. Do you have any idea how many particles that is? 90 trillion times a thousand? Something like that.

Licensed Super-Gregarious Glitch-Beamer

Congratulations! By convincing 11 fellow travellers on the cosmic road to teleport with you a full 13 times, you've finally gained your metaphorical teleportation licence. Technically, you don't actually need a license to teleport, but doesn't having one make you feel special?

Licensed Teleporter (Gee Class)

Teleporting other players is a sacred bond of trust. Namely, they trust that you're going to make sure all their bits come through intact. You've just been promoted to Licensed Teleporter, Gee Class.

Unlicensed Teleporter (G Class)

For teleporting yourself 199 times and re-assembling yourself almost perfectly every time, you've earned the title Unlicensed Teleporter, G Class.

Unlicensed Teleporter (F Class)

Teleportation! It's the wave of the future! But first let's celebrate the wave of the past. For your 501 practically flawless teleports, you've just earned the title Unlicensed Teleporter, F Class.

Unlicensed Teleporter (N Class)

Congratulations! Your new title, Unlicensed Teleporter, N Class, is eight letters further in the alphabet than your F Class designation. What difference this makes is a source of wild speculation.

Unlicensed Teleporter (Z Class)

Not sure which is more impressive: the fact that you've done all that teleporting, or the fact that you did it without researching its long-term effects. Either way, congratulations! You've moved up the ranks to Unlicensed Teleporter, Z Class.

Feats

Student of Artifactology

The memories of the ancients buzz through you as you handle artifacts. Having carefully reassembled three, hopefully it hasn't given you a headache. It has, however, given you a badge. YAY!

Qualified Artifactologist

You're a veritable historian, a walking museum. Ten artifacts reassembled, the secrets of the ancients are yours to unfurl, with your new shiny title and your even shinier badge.

Epic Hero

Every feat in one epic, you did your bit. It's Glitches like you that ensure the growth of Ur. And that's what makes you both an Epic Hero, and a hero of epic proportions.

Epic Poet

Tireless is the tiny glitch who works upon the feat, doing all that must be done, a-pounding every street. Three-epicfuls of feats you did, and that is quite a lot: and that explains why (happily) this badge you have just got. Hurrah!

Epic Urian

In ancient times, the completion of ones seventh epic of feats is celebrated by an epic feast. In modern Ur, the heaving tables of food are replaced by this Epic Urian badge. Do not eat it.

Covered in Epic Win

Words are not enough to describe how epic your commitment to the epics is. Hopefully, this badge goes a little way to conveying your epic Epic epicness. It's pretty epic.

Feat First

Your conch blown, you took your chance and played your part. In what? A feat! For why? Because it was there! And now? You got a badge for it! Yay!

Five Feat Under

Five feats would have been that little less featy had you not feated. But feat you did, and, with Five Feats Under your belt, you earned yourself one shiny badge too. Coo!

Feater of Glory

Whyfore do we feat? Some feat for fame. Some feat for the good of Ur. Others feat for glory. And there's no shame in that. There are, however, badges. Badges!

Featist of Renown

Your name is whispered by waving weeds and dancing leaves on streets of Ur that would not have been imagined into creation but for the 53 feats you fot. Bravo!

Super-Featy

Tireless? Maybe. Determined? Certainly. Displaying traits of Super-Glitchian feat-conquering powers? Yes, yes, 137 times yes. Mazel Tov!

Famous Featologist

To partake in one feat is good, to partake in a handful is glorious. To partake in 253 is a feat in itself. You, Famous Featologist, have made a feat of feating.

Quick on your Feat

You knew what you wanted - you wanted to feat: and feat you did: first off the blocks, quick off the mark, fast as lightning, in 30 minutes or less. ZOOM!

Down to the Wire

In the dying moments of the feat, you made your mark. They couldn't have done it without you - well, maybe they could, but they didn't. Have a badge!

Bead Threader

Bead by bead, you reassembled one of the necklaces of the ancients. Pretty! Pretty AND badgeworthy!

Threader of Renown

Five glorious strings of tiny round reimagined beads have you slowly, painstakingly, reassembled into necklaces. Glory be, Threader, you deserve your renown. And: your badge!

Order of the Third Otter

Truly, you belong to the Order of the Third Otter: a small, select group of feat-farers who have fought their way to the top of three contributor tables. Huzzah!

Order of the Seventh Seal

Named after an ancient sea mammal who was particularly fond of high-level participation in feats, you have been awarded the Order of the Seventh Seal. Kudos, seven-time top contributor.

Furniture

Domestic Completist

It takes a certain dedication to craft every single piece of furniture item at least once. You have that dedication, Domestic Completist. Also, you have every single piece of furniture. Oh, and a badge.

Better Home and Gardens

Not content with "base" furniture, you've upgraded every different piece you could. So, all of them, then. No wonder people look up to you. You and your Better Homes and Gardens badge, of course.

Novice Furniturer

Tirelessly, you toiled to create 37 pieces of furniture. Have yourself a nice cup of tea and a biscuit. And a badge. Here's your badge.

Professional Furniturerer

Like a true grafter, you put heart and soul (also wood, snails etc) into 101 pieces of furniture. Sit back and appreciate the Professional standard of your Furniturerering. And your badge. Here's your badge.

Master Furniturererer

Furniture trooper to the end, 251 pieces of furniture bear your stamp (and drops of your very own blood, sweat and tears). Here, take this badge, and have a nice lie down. Not on the furniture though. No no no.

Corporate Cabinetmaker

You made cabinets. Not everyone can make cabinets. But you can: and did. You made 13 of them, and earned this beautiful badge. Now get out of here before I cry.

Captain Tchotchke

Some believe in a minimalism, choosing items that are useful, and only useful. Others go the other way, and fill their lives with things that are decorative but useless. You… well, no judgies. Here's your badge.

Into the Light

Who brings light into ordinary lives? You do. Quite literally. For bringing at least 11 glitches Into The Light (of a lamp), take this badge, oh luminous one.

Court Hoarder

Every good hoarder loves a good Storage Display Box. You court the love of those hoarders, by making beautiful boxes. 53 of them! Take a badge and a bow, you gorgeous Court Hoarder you.

Order of the Hoarder

With your 211 magnificently crafted Storage Display Boxes, you have truly joined - if not founded - the Order of the Hoarder. Take your commemorative badge, and display it with pride.

Honourable Chairperson

Six types of seat and you've crafted them all. That must have been very tiring. Why don't you have a sit down? Not on a chair, of course, that would be ridiculous. Here, have an Honourable Chairperson award. Perhaps you can sit on that?

Framer Ranger

Because any wise glitch knows that a decoration without a frame is just a piece of colourful something thrown at the wall, you made frames. 23 of them, in fact, you Wise little Framer Ranger, you.

Aspirational Home Improver

Plain and simple were not enough for you, and who can blame you. 11 exciting furniture upgrades later, you have 11 beautiful pieces of upgraded furniture, AND this badge. Aspirational!

Inspirational Home Improver

Never one to settle for second best, you upgraded to unique first-best furniture a total of 53 times, and never looked back. For that, you deserve a reward. Take this gorgeous badge, Inspirational Home Improver.

Games

The Imp

Others may not have realised your cheeky rise to power, but slowly, surely, you've learnt to keep your little mitts on the crown to the point you've reached the first level of clammy-handed crown-clutching. 101 seconds?! You little Imp, you!

reference - Tyrion Lannister's epithet, from the novel series A Song of Ice and Fire (henceforth shortened to ASoIaF)

Ranger of the Night's Watch

In the battle for the crown, you've shown an ever-vigilant commitment to keeping your eye on the goal and your mitts on the metal. Thus have you attained the first level of crown-protectorate: Arise, Ranger of the Night's Watch.

reference - The Night's Watch from ASoIaF.

Knight of the Kingsguard

While others fought to get a grip, you manhandled that metal hat firmly for 5003 whole seconds. Valiant? Perhaps. Chivalous? Whatever: you've fondled the crown for 5003 seconds: that alone makes you Knight of the Kingsguard.

reference - the Kingsguard, who protect the royal family, from ASoIaF.

Kingslayer

Do peasants tremble as you pass? Probably because they've heard of your meteoric rise through the ranks, laying waste to all around you, and holding the crown for a mighty 12007 seconds. Thou dost truly deserve the name: Kingslayer.

reference - Jaime Lannister's epithet, from ASoIaF

Hand of the King

Few can say they've spent longer in presence of the crown than you. Not quite a monarch of the crown-caressment community, having had it for 25013 seconds, you're second only to the supreme ruler. Thou art truly: The Hand of the King.

reference - the title for 2nd in command to the king from ASoIaF

Monarch of the Seven Kingdoms

It's unclear which seven kingdoms are being referred to here, unless they include Jumpiland and Platformia. But whatever: against all odds, you've hung on to the crown for 100003 seconds - just crown yourself monarch and have done with it. Huzzah!

reference - a realm on one of the three continents in the world of ASoIaF

Order of the Butterfly Passant

In Urish days of old, 5 wins gained a knight access to the Order of the Butterfly Passant. Or 'Walking Butterfly' Or 'The Easily-Squishable Club', as bigger, tougher knights called it. Contenders thought this the first step on the way to higher orders… as should you, brave knightling! Onward!

note - From heraldry, passant means that the beast would have the right forepaw raised, and would be walking towards the left.

Order of the Rearing Piggy

In days of yore, in Ur, when the Game of Crowns was used to determine knightly battles of honor, an order was formed representing the animal spirit of those who won 11 whole games. It still exists. Welcome to the Order of the Rearing Piggy. Rowr! Oink!

note - in heraldry, this is the same as rampant.

Order of the Chicken Dormant

How rare is a sleeping chicken? As rare as a challenger that can win 43 games in a row. That's what knights of the Order of the Chicken Dormant believe: and that's why they're proud to call you sibling, and gather you into their feathery midst.

note - as expected, dormant means the beast is sleeping.

Order of the Dragon Sejant

When knights or Ur played Game of Crowns to decide rank, Dragons were thought as mythical and as awesome as someone who could win 107 games. You are that mythical, and that awesome. The Order of the Dragon Sejant bids you welcome.

note - sejant is a sitting position.

Order of the Unicorn Salient

People speak in hushed tones of members of the Order of the Unicorn Salient, because they say that only those who have won Game of Crowns 251 times are allowed into the order. Today, fresh unicorn, that door opened to you.

note - salient means that the unicorn would be leaping.

Order of the Manatee Rampant

Nothing terrified novice knights of Ur more than the flag of The Order of the Manatee Rampant, with its flag depicting a giant angry seacow standing proud and victorious over the defeated combatants of 503 Games of Crowns. That flag is now yours. Huzzah!!!

note - rampant means rearing up.

Gardens

So-So Sower

You know that you can't reap without sowing. You've earned a So-So Sower badge!

Amateur Agronomist

Congratulations! Beyond a seed of doubt, you've earned an Amateur Agronomist badge.

Not-So-Grim Reaper

Oh my sod! Your nigh-perfect croppification skills have earned you a Not-So-Grim Reaper badge.

Ace Propagationist

O, frabjous day! You've planted your 401st crop! You've achieved Ace Propagationist status.

reference - Jabberwocky, poem, by Lewis Carroll. Frabjous is speculated to be a combination of fair, fabulous, and joyous.

Haughty Culturist

You've given life to multitudes of crops. How many? More numerous than there are stars in the sky. As long as there are only 1012 stars in your sky. Yes, you, Haughty Culturist: 1013 crops call you daddy.

pun - horticulturist

Mixed Herbalist

Oh Herby Day! You've sown 37 precious herby bundles. A badge for all your hoe-ed work.

Aggressive Agrarian

You've sown 157 Herbs. If anyone deserves the 157-Herb-Planting badge it is, quite LITERALLY, you.

Multi Cultivator

Without you, there'd be 503 less clusters of herbs in this world. And without those 503 herby clusters, you'd be without this badge. See? Everyone's a winner.

Awesome Apothecary

What's the secret blend of herbs and spices? Well, the spiciness is you, you little firecracker, and the herbs are the 1009 that you're getting this here badge for planting.

Überculturalist

There's a rich, salty, and somewhat savoury smell. Is that you? Yes. And the sweat of the herbatious labors that have resulted in the world being 5003 herbs richer, and you being awarded this badge. Gratz!

Giants

Giant Lover

To show one Giant enough love for a single Emblem is good. To show enough love to one Giant for an Icon is great. But to show all eleven Giants enough love to make eleven Icons? Well, that's frankly remarkable. YOU are remarkable, Giant Lover.

Fledgling Crest Collector

Five Emblems of the Giants isn't much of a collection, but hey, everyone has to start somewhere. You may now officially consider yourself a Fledgling Crest Collector.

Significant Insignia Collector

Righteous. Your Emblem collection is a thing of beauty. Not huge, nor terribly awesome, but notable. Reflect on where you go from here as you stroke your Significant Insignia Collector badge.

Fancy Medal Fancier

You've scrimped, scrabbled and saved up 47 Emblems of the Giants, hereby earning the title Fancy Medal Fancier. Fancy that.

Crest Connoisseur

You've finally earned the title Crest Connoisseur. Aside from the awesome badge, the best thing about this honor is that it's perfectly acceptable - nay, even required - that you be mildly snooty to Fledgling Crest Collectors.

First Emblem of Alph

Ah, you are indeed a worthy supplicant. For all your diligent effort in accumulating 1000 favor points, I bestow upon you the glorious Emblem of Alph. My debt to you is now paid in full.

First Emblem of Cosma

Humble Glitchling, your petitions have pleased me greatly. Or at least they have not displeased me greatly. Either way, as a reward for obtaining 1000 favor points, I confer upon you the noble Emblem of Cosma.

First Emblem of Friendly

Small and modest creature, I accept your deferential offerings. For amassing 1000 favor points, I bid you accept this Emblem of Friendly, which shines with all the radiance of my radiantness.

First Emblem of Grendaline

Lo, meek one. For granting me the dues I so richly deserve, I have granted you 1000 favor points. And now I guess I will grant you this Emblem of Grendaline. Lo!

First Emblem of Humbaba

Oho, young seeker. For your persistent efforts to accrue 1000 favor points, I now reward you with... more favor. This time it is in the form of an Emblem of Humbaba. Cherish it.

First Emblem of Lem

The depth of your obsequiousness is matched only by the depth of your pockets. For accumulating 1000 favor points, you are now entitled to receive one shiny Emblem of Lem.

First Emblem of Mab

Your favor-currying has not gone unnoticed. For collecting 1000 favor points, I now bestow upon you an Emblem of Mab, which, conveniently, is the perfect size for tucking under your pillow to dream on at night.

First Emblem of Pot

While your demeanor has not always been as reverent as I would have liked, I cannot disregard the magnitude of your offerings. You have collected 1000 favor points, which entitles you to this token of favor, an honorable Emblem of Pot.

First Emblem of Spriggan

Your humble offerings pile around my toes like so many tickly pebbles. I am duly tickled. In exchange for your 1000 favor points, I grant you this Emblem of Spriggan.

First Emblem of Tii

I have tallied your oblations, large and small, tiny one. You have earned 1000 favor points and thus, a spark of my favor. Take this Emblem of Ti in humility.

First Emblem of Zille

Your lowly offerings have charmed me, young meekling. It has amused me to confer upon you 1000 favor points. Now take upon you this Emblem of Zille. Bear it wisely and well.

Super-Sized Sycophant

Zounds! For collecting one of each Emblem of the Giants, we honor you with the designation of Super-Sized Sycophant. It denotes the glory of 11,000 favor points, all in one hard-to-pronounce title.
Novice Novitiate

Now you're getting the hang of this donating-to-Shrines business. We were going to send you a tax-deductible receipt, but then we decided to give you this Novice Novitiate badge instead. You're welcome.

So-So Supplicator

When it comes to donating to Shrines, you're a-give'rin' but you're not quite a-quiverin'. At this point, the best title we can award you is So-So Supplicant.

High-Ranking Supplicant

You have officially donated to a plopload of Shrines. Sure, being a supplicant is kind of subservient, but you! You are tops among the subservient. That's got to count for something, right? Contemplate this as you enjoy your new High-Ranking Supplicant badge.

Shriner Forty-Niner

You've just earned the designation Shriner Forty-Niner! Though, technically, you've donated to 1049 Shrines. Let's not get into the technicalities.

Spent First Emblem of Alph

Whoa... do you feel it? Tingling fingers? Itchy palms? Greasy elbows? No, it's not a medical emergency. It's just the power of Alph conferring upon you the ability to learn Tinkering IV.

Spent First Emblem of Cosma

Feeling serene? Now you can get serener! With the unlocking of this emblem, you can acquire Meditative Arts III, which, to be frank, makes Meditative Arts I and II look kind of sick.

Spent First Emblem of Friendly

The hallowed secrets of Cocktail Crafting II are shared only with the select few who unlock the First Emblem of Friendly. Should you choose to acquire this skill, you will learn to make drinks of mind-boggling fanciness and fancy-boggling mindfulness.

Spent First Emblem of Grendaline

Look at your thumb. Could it be greener? The answer is yes. With this unlocking comes access to Light Green Thumb III. It's like Light Green Thumb II, but better.

Spent First Emblem of Humbaba

Click! And behold! The slightly whiffy secrets of Animal Kinship VI are yours for the taking. If you dare. (You should probably dare.)

Spent First Emblem of Lem

This mighty unlocking opens the doors to Teleportation III. Should you choose to learn this skill, you will be able to teleport with less energy, save one more teleportation point, and be just one step away from Teleportation IV where things really get interesting.

Spent First Emblem of Mab

Ambitious soil appreciators know that unlocking the First Emblem of Mab is a crucial step. If you're prepared to get your hands dirty... er, dirtier... Soil Appreciation IV is now yours for the taking.

Spent First Emblem of Pot

You've unharnessed the savory favor of Pot, who confers upon you the privilege of learning Master Chef II. Is this a nummier version of Master Chef I, you wonder? Dingdingding! You are correct.

Spent First Emblem of Spriggan

By the power of Spriggan's Watering Can, with this unlocking the verdant inner sanctum of Arborology III now beckons you with its, um, verdancy.

note: Spending this emblem used to unlock Soil Appreciation IV. This skill has been transferred to Mab, of course, while Arborology became Spriggan's domain.

Spent First Emblem of Tii

Unlocking this Emblem of Tii gives you the power to become an intermediate admixer. If you so choose, the coveted skill of Intermediate Admixing can be yours.
Spent First Emblem of Zille

Zounds! By unlocking the First Emblem of Zille, you've earned the privilege of learning Mining III, the penultimate Mining Skill. Unrelated: don't you just love the word penultimate?

Harvesting

Amateur Decrustifier

Sure, scraping 41 Barnacles may not require any special skill, but it does demand a gung-ho spirit and a heroic disregard for scabby knuckles. For this, you've earned the title Amateur Decrustifier.

Decrustifying Enthusiast

When it comes to scraping Barnacles, what you lack in polish, you make up for in good old-fashioned Barnacle-scraping zeal. You've just won your own self the title Decrustifying Enthusiast.

Semi-Pro Decrustifier

For dislodging 283 troublesome Barnacles for the purpose of putting them to good use for once in their sorry lives, you've earned the title Semi-Pro Decrustifier.

Big League Decrustifier

No doubt you have other passions in life. Philanthropy. The opera. And so on. You just also happen to be a deft hand with a Barnacle Scraper, hence your newly earned title, Big League Decrustifier.

Bigger League Decrustifier

Just when you thought the big league of Barnacle scraping couldn't get any bigger, it went and did. You know what this makes you, of course? Yes. A Bigger League Decrustifier.
Shovel Jockey

You are one dogged digger. In honour of your skuldiggery, here's a Shovel Jockey badge.

Dirt Monkey

Remember all those times your mom told you not to monkey around in the dirt? Show her this badge and tell her it's okay now.

Loamist

This makes 127 Patches or Dirt Piles you've dug. Celebrate this unearthly experience with this here Loamist badge.

Dirtomancer

Walk softly and carry a big shovel. If you knew how to embroider, that phrase would look mighty nice on a pillow. In lieu of a pillow, please accept this Dirtomancer badge.

Dirt Diggler

Digging up 503 Patches or piles of dirt yields a lot of Earth, the odd bit of Loam, the coveted title Dirt Diggler, and a question: Are you ever planning to wash your hands?

Wannabe Fly Flycatcher

While 23 perfect jars of Fireflies is a fairly decent achievement, it still only earns you the Wannabe Fly Flycatcher badge. Sorry about that.

Somewhat Fly Flycatcher

Nice! 73 perfect jars of Fireflies is pretty impressive. And yet it still only earns you the title Somewhat Fly Flycatcher. What can I say? Flycatching is a competitive biz.

Pretty Fly Flycatcher

Oh yeah, that's the stuff. 147 perfect jars of Fireflies. You are a Pretty Fly Flycatcher. And yet, don't you think you could still be flyer?

Supafly Flycatcher

Yes! 501 perfect jars of Fireflies, making you a certifiably Supafly Flycatcher. Tell all your friends.

Ice Baby

Risking goosepimples and a decidedly chilly undercarriage, you strode into the frozen badlands and scraped 67 Ice from Ice Nubbins. You're a baby in the ice-scraping world, but hey: look at all that ice, Ice Baby!

Ice Ice Baby

Stop! Collaborate and listen! You coolly scraped 227 wild ice from wild ice nubbins. 227 Ice?!? Ice, ICE baby! Woah! Word to your mother!

reference - song Ice Ice Baby

On Thin Ice

You've endured the cold, the stress, the chilblains and the chilly ears, and in scraping these latest few cubical ice lumps, you've earned a badge for 467 over time. Yes. Today was a good day.

Cold as Ice

You're as Cold As Ice, you're willing to scrape the ice for cubes. 877 of them, in fact. Aw yeah.

Icebreaker

You're proud, confident, you've got a scraper, and you know at least two ways to use it. You're a cool calm Icebreaker: and precisely the kind of person everyone wants at parties. YEAH.

Slime Harvester

It takes a certain amount of chutzpah to scoop up a Jellisac with one's bare hands. To do this 41 times takes exactly 41 times that amount. You're a bonafide Slime Harvester, you are.

Goo-Getter

After scooping up 127 Jellisacs, you're a certified Goo-Getter. While you already have the pruney fingers to prove it, this little badge is nice, too.

Sac Bagger

Well done! You've just scooped your 283rd Jellisac. I have no idea what you're doing with them all. That's between you and your giants. But here. An official Sac Bagger badge. For you.

Glop Grappler

This marks the 503rd Jellisac that you've manfully wrangled with your own bare hands. Everyone else wanted to give you a pair of rubber gloves, but I knew that what you really wanted was highly sought-after Glop Grappler badge. You're welcome.

Gloopmeister

Scooping up 1009 Jellisacs isn't exactly difficult. It's not like they put up a fight or anything. But still, noteworthy! Consider it duly noted with this coveted Gloopmeister badge.

Paper Plucker

Congratulations. You just harvested a Paper Tree for the 73th time, earning the title Paper Plucker. Try saying that 5 times fast.

Sheet Snatcher

Well done. For harvesting Paper Trees 283 times, you've just gone and earned yourself the title Sheet Snatcher. Um, you were planning to recycle those, hey?

Pad Pincher

We give out a lot of random awards. This one, for harvesting your 503rd Paper Tree, is pretty much about par. And yet don't you still feel a teensy bit more special?

Parchment Purloiner

This marks the 1009th time you've harvested a Paper Tree, thereby earning the title Parchment Purloiner. Incidentally, the Trees wanted me to assure you that it barely hurts at all.

Re-Peater

For rescuing 41 Blocks of Peat from a dreary, if peaceful, bog existence, you've just earned the title Re-Peater.   

Compulsive Re-Peater

You know what they say about harvesting Blocks of Peat: once you start, you can't stop. Now you can celebrate your stick-to-it-iveness with the title Compulsive Re-Peater.

Obsessive-Compulsive Re-Peater

To some, Blocks of Peat are mere resources necessary for the construction of useful things. For others, they are secret objects of obsessive desire. We're not saying which camp you fall into when we dub you Obsessive-Compulsive Re-Peater. Just making a suggestion.

Feat of Peat Excellence

You've just officially harvested your 1009th Block of Peat. Is this a Feat of Peat Excellence or just a random moment? It's both!

Saint Peater

With 5003 successfully harvested Blocks of Peat under your belt, it's probably time to get a bigger belt. Purely up to you, of course. Just think about it while you ponder the awesomeness of your new title: Saint Peater.

Industrial

Tinker Trainee, Kitchen Division

Where would the world be without cooking tool fixers like yourself? Probably without access to much-needed snacks, that's where. Bravo. You've earned the title Tinker Trainee, Kitchen Division.

Assistant to the Mending Manager, Kitchen Division

You've wielded your Tinkertool to great avail. You deserve this promotion to the rank of Assistant to the Mending Manager, Kitchen Division.

Senior Mending Manager, Kitchen Division

The world would be a hungrier, grouchier, angrier place without your Tinkering skills. Stare at this Senior Mending Manager badge every day and say to yourself: I am a shining star, a bright shining star.

Seamster

You've created 17 tiny miracles in general fabric, soft yet pliable, strong yet fluid, it's like the fabric of time, except it's the fabric of fabric. Have a badge!

Spin Doctor

What time is it? It's time to mark your graduation from run-of-the-mill spinner to Spin Doctor. Gratz!
String Practitioner

You'd heard crazy theories about string arising from the loom of those almost supernaturally skilled in the fiber arts. But string theory is one thing. String practice is another. You nailed it, String Practicioner!

Friend of the Urth

From the dirt packed under your fingernails, the mud in your hair, and the ripe smell of Glitchly sweat emanating from your underpits, everyone knows you are a true Friend of the Urth. Also because you have this badge! Yay!

Bar Fly

You brought the metal. And then you turned it into 57 metal bars. You're FLY, Sly, and no mistake. You're fly and you made bars. Have a badge, Bar Fly!

Girder Herder

41 girders look to you and call you daddy. Or mommy. Or whatever word girders use for that kinda thing. Basically, you're as close to a god as you can get in the world of girders. Good on you, Girder Herder!

Hot Rodmaker

You turned formless base matter into a sturdy rod of gleaming metal, not once, but 67 times. Which is two less than 69. 69, Dude!

Hill of Beams

You've made 107 beams. Blimey, that's a bunch of beams. A Hill of Beams in a crazy world. A beam bonanza. Behold: a badge.

Chairman of the Board

You bound yourself to the board-making cause, making board after board without ever apparently getting bored. You deserve a little something, Chairman of the Board.

Post Master (General)

Before you started, there were 103 fewer posts in the world. Now there are 103 more. What for? Who knows. But that's why you're the master of posts, general division. Well done, Post Master (General)!

Curious George

It's been noted that you're the kind of glitch that likes putting things together, then taking them apart again just to see how they work. Alph commends your spirit, little Curious George!

Gas Guzzler

You're so in tune with machines, you're ready to refuel before they even splutter to a stop. 23 machines owe you their life. Hats off to you, Gas Guzzler.

Bowser

You're like the friendly neighbourhood gas pump, refuelling machines for all and sundry. For your generosity, gentle Bowser, a badge. Bravo!

Forgey LaForge

You've used a Smelter to channel the power of raw heat in order to turn Metal Rock into Plain Metal. Like a god, you are. A god named Forgey LaForge.

Crucible Jockey

Consider the crucible. A metaphor for the soul-defining crises of the Glitchian experience? Or merely the first word of a somewhat cool-sounding badge name? Or possibly both!

Metal Masseuse

You may not consider employing your smelter a matter of massage, but smelt Metal Rocks into 283 ingots, and we award you a Metal Masseuse badge.

Metalhead

Yes, you've smelted a lot of Metal Rock into Plain Metal. Yes, we're giving you a badge. Yes, it's the Metalhead badge. Yes!

Hephaestite

A-smeltering you did go, a-smeltering you did go, high-ho the derry-o, a-smeltering you did go. We hope you enjoyed this brief lyrical moment, along with your new Hephaestite badge.

reference - Hephaestus, the god of blacksmiths and metallurgy, and also the nursery rhyme "The Farmer in the Dell."

OK Hewer

Here's some news that will tickle your callouses: for your efforts with a pick, you've just earned the designation OK Hewer.

Creditable Delver

You've come a long way since you first picked up your pick. It's safe to say you've earned the title Creditable Delver.

Serious Scrabbler

Paydirt! Well, not quite. It's just a Serious Scrabbler badge to reward your mining efforts. But still, better sock it away before a claimjumper gets wind of it.

Master Blaster

Eureka! You've dug for ore many times, earning yourself the rather impressive title of Master Blaster.

Shiny Nugget Award

You've hit the motherlode! Well, the achievement motherlode, anyway. For your assiduous pick-wielding, you've won the Shiny Nugget Award.

Minor Refiner, Blue Class

You can't refine Blue Elements without crushing a few Chunks. And you can't refine 251 Blue Elements without earning a new badge: Minor Refiner, Blue Class. Them's the rules.

Fine Refiner, Blue Class

We've lost count of the number of Chunks you've delicately pulverized to smitheroons, but we haven't lost count of the number of Blue Elements you've refined: 1009. That deserves a badge or something. Here's a badge. We're all out of something.

Pretty Fine Refiner, Blue Class

That makes 2501... 2502... 2503 Blue Elements you've refined! You are hereby awarded the title Pretty Fine Refiner, Blue Class.

Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Blue Class

It's elementary, my dear Glitchling. You've refined 10,007 Blue Elements, earning you the title Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Blue Class.

reference - Sherlock's famous line, which is not from the original works anyway.

Minor Refiner, Green Class

Refiner? But you hardly even know her. For enduring that joke, and for refining 251 Green Elements, you have earned the title Minor Refiner, Green Class.

Fine Refiner, Green Class

When you refine a Green Element, it stays refined. And when you refine 1009 Green Elements, you get a title like Fine Refiner, Green Class. Awesome? Yes.

Pretty Fine Refiner, Green Class

Not only was that a dazzling display of masterful chunk crushery, it also marked the 2503rd Green Element you've refined. Is there a badge for that, you ask? Do you even have to ask?

Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Green Class

Well, it's been quite a grind, but you made it. You've earned the title Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Green Class.

Minor Refiner, Red Class

You have refined 251 Red Elements to their finest particulate. This may not earn you the adulation of your peers, but it does earn you the title Minor Refiner, Red class.

Fine Refiner, Red Class

If there were a badge for being such a Fine Refiner, surely you would earn it. Oh wait. There is a badge. Here it is. Sorry for the confusion.

Pretty Fine Refiner, Red Class

You have gone positively medieval on the buns of the common Red Element. This makes you a Pretty Fine Refiner, Red Class.

Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Red Class

For your generally unswerving dedication to the element-smooshing arts, you've earned the designation Exceptionally Fine Refiner.

Minor Refiner, Shiny Class

What's better than a Shiny Element? Why, 251 Shiny Elements, of course. For your refining efforts, you've earned yourself the title of Minor Refiner, Shiny Class.

Fine Refiner, Shiny Class

A steady hand, and an even steadier temper, is required to refine as many Shiny Elements as you have. You have earned the title Fine Refiner, Shiny Class.

Pretty Fine Refiner, Shiny Class

See what you can do when you put your mind to it? You are indeed a Pretty Fine Refiner, Shiny Class. No joke.

Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Shiny Class

Sure, there is glory in becoming an Exceptionally Fine Refiner, Shiny Class. There is also the risk of Shiny-tosis. Be sure to perform regular self-examinations.

Toolie Apprentice

You, friend, are a dab hand with the Tinkertool, as evidenced by the many fine and powerful tools you have created. Please accept the designation Toolie Apprentice.

Toolwright

With 41 successfully crafted tools under your belt, you're ready to move up the ranks to Toolwright. Oh yeah. Nothing's gonna stop you now.

Toolsmith

Nice. Tools. And I'm not just saying that. Here's the Toolsmith badge to prove it.

Tool Artiste

When you've made 283 tools, you've moved beyond mere tool making and into the realm of tool artistry. Here's your Tool Artiste badge. Your beret is in the mail.

Total Tool

Tools are very useful things. You've made 503 of them, making you a very useful thing-maker. Or, as we prefer to say, a Total Tool.

Executive Flunky, Tinkering Ops

There are jobs, and there are careers. And then there is what you do. Congratulations on successfully tinkering your way to the title Executive Flunky, Tinkering Ops. Remember, you can only go up from here.

Chief of Tinkering Operations

After endlessly tinkering in the shadows, you can finally get the respect you deserve with this new title: Chief of Tinkering Operations. Token? Sure. But sounds good at parties.

Special Agent, Tinkering Ops

You've tinkered your way to the status of Special Agent, Tinkering Ops. We're still working on the secret handshake. We'll keep you posted on that.

Grand Poobah, Tinkering Ops

When you've repaired as many tools as you have, they don't just call you Poobah. They call you Grand Poobah. And now you have the badge to prove it.

Players

Card-Carrying Qualification

Your name has been entered in the great ledger and here you are, another cog in the machine, another brick in the wall, another loyal denizen of the state, able to carry or use any bureaucratic item you like. Arise, Card-carrier.

Firefly Whistling

You swallowed that real good and ended up with the ability to whistle whenever you need to summon some Fireflies.

You Have Papers!

You DO have papers! Well done. Now go ride a subway!

Eggy Wegger

Who likes their eggy-weggies? You do! You've earned the Eggy-Wegger badge.

Local Yolkel

You're more than a mite peckish. You've achieved Local Yolkel status.

Outstanding Coddler

You've gobbled up a lot of eggs. You've earned the title Outstanding Coddler.

Golden Ovum Award

For outstanding achievement in the field of egg-cellence, you win a slightly gooey Golden Ovum Award.

Gastro-gnome

Bon appetit! You're a card-carrying Gastro-gnome.

Glutton for Nourishment

Yumbies! You're a Glutton for Nourishment, and now you have a badge to prove it.

Bonbon Vivant

Mangia! Mangia! For eating 101 meals, you've earned the title of Bonbon Vivant.

Noted Epicure

You just ate your 503rd meal. All hail the glorification of calorification! You've just earned the Noted Epicure badge.

Gourmand Supreme

With 1,009 meals under your belt, you've gormandized aplenty. You are hereby awarded the title Gourmand Supreme!

Protein Time!!!

Glurk. That was your eleventh raw meat. You've earned a Protein Time badge.

Dedicated Meataterian

You sure do enjoy your vittles. You've earned the title Dedicated Meataterian!

Hardcore Carnivore

Way to munch that meat. We're offally excited to offer you a juicy promotion to Hardcore Carnivore status.

Silver Gristle Award

Hot dog! You've really pigged out. You win a carnelicious Silver Gristle Award.

Golden Hock Award

Good lard! You've wolfed down a lot of meat. You are hereby awarded our highest honor: the coveted Golden Hock Award.

Slippery Customer

Like a seasoned outlaw (or since you weren't the one breaking the law, a seasoned in-law) you've eluded 29 Juju Bandits. You're one Slippery Customer, and that's for sure.

Jammy Dodger

You ducked, you dived, you jumped and you ran like the wind, artfully outsmarting 137 Juju Bandits. You jammy little Juju-dodger, you.

reference - delicious British biscuits

Right Honorable Robber-Ducker

You've smoothly eluded the grabby little hands of 509 Juju Bandits, and there's only one thing can be said to that: Robber ducker, you're the one.

reference - Ernie and his Rubber Duckie song

Clumsy

You've croaked three times - oops! You've just earned a Clumsy badge. Maybe it will remind you to be more careful.

Darwin Award Winner

You've just won a not-so-coveted Darwin Award. You have insurance, right?

reference - The Darwin Award is an award for killing oneself in a stupid way, therefore removing your genes from the gene pool of humanity, preventing any descendents from inheriting your stupidity.

Necromonger

This dying thing is turning into a bad habit. You've earned a Necromonger badge.

Zombie

Well, for whatever it's worth, you've just won a Zombie badge. Would a warning to be more careful even help at this point?

Dracula

You've croaked 1009 times! You've earned our highest undead honor, the Dracula badge.

Quiet Tragedy

You died, perished, you located a bucket and kicked it. You ceased to be. You carked it, you shuffled off your mortal coil. And you did it all in the comfort of your own home. A Quiet Tragedy, but it's all ok now, right? Chin up: Have a badge.

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Cubimal

It's hard for the long distance cubimal, pounding the ground, step after gruelling tiny step, nothing but the sound of your whirring clockwork innards for company, striving to reach the mystical marathon distance of 8.9 planks. Finally, you did it! Well, your cubimal did. But they're your cubimal: yay YOU!

Friend of Cubimals

11 Cubimals, grateful for their glorious freedom, sent me to give you this badge. They told me to tell you: "Thank you, Friend."

The Swarm

You must feel honoured to be a part of one of the most mystical events in the world of the cubimals: the swarm. Your cubimal is shivering with joy having been one of the 31-strong swarm, and that's down to you. Huzzah!

Hero of the Cubimals

53 Cubimals are now breathing free air thanks to you. Sure, they have their freedom, but what do you have? You have a badge! Woohoo!

Cubimal Emancipationist

Bound in racing servitude, 251 Cubimals were straining to be free.Thanks to you, they are. Words are not enough: so here's a badge. FREEDOM!

First Series Releaser

There were only so many chicks you could house, so you set them, with some of their little friends, free. How kind you are! For your kindness: a badge.

Second Series Liberator

12 little series 2 cubimal friends are out there somewhere relishing their freedom thanks to you. Bravo, Liberator. And for your magnanimosity, a badge.

Pennypincher

Oooh. Saved up 2,022 currants, have you? That's pretty nice … don't spend it all in one place.

Moneybags

Over 5,011 currants?! You are well on your way to being a person of considerable financial heft. Keep going.

Lovable Skinflint

11,111 currants … that's a lot of ones! Yet, there are many things still which you are unable to afford. Keep on flintin' that skin.

Promising Lush

You're not a full-blown dipsomaniac yet, but you've taken the first crucial steps toward it, and earned yourself a Promising Lush badge. I'll drink to that. Or, more likely, you will.

Hollow Leg Award

Salut! You've won the Hollow Leg Award.

Certified Boozehound

You can sniff out a snifter of booze at fifty planks and snaffle it before anyone has the chance to say "Cheers!". You're a Certified Boozehound and have the badge to prove it. Prost!

Hoochmeister

Your whistle is thoroughly wetted. Congratulation! You're a bona fide Hoochmeister.

Perseverating Dipsomaniac

It takes endurance, focus and a certain sort of random single-mindedness to maintain a buzz for no apparent reason for 10 minutes. Clearly, you have all three of these qualities, earning you the title Perseverating Dipsomaniac.

Aftershock Award

Whoa! Did you feel the ground move? For drinking 11 Earthshakers, you definitely deserve an Aftershock Award.

Bubble Tea Aficionado

Do your insides feel oxygenated? Are there flurries of bubbles in your undercarriage? That's because you've drunk 11 Bubble Teas, you Aficionado, you. Have a badge!

Firetongue Award

You just drank 11 Flaming Humbabas. That's going to leave a mark! You get a Firetongue Award.

Nervous Belch Award

Smoothie? That was more like a bumpy! Distract yourself from the meaty aftertaste with a Nervous Belch Award.

Bounder, Untenured

Can you believe it? We've been keeping track of how many times you've jumped, and it's a lot! Consider yourself an Untenured Bounder. But you're on the fast track, friend.

Leapist

Congratulations. You are now a board-certified Leapist. With springs in your feet and a song in your heart, there isn't much that can keep you down. Except maybe an anvil.

Bounder, Tenured

Look before you leap? Pah! That's for amatoors. Show the world you've gone pro with your official Tenured Bounder status.

Ace of Om

You've spent a total of 23 minutes meditating. As a newly minted Ace of Om, you're on the pathway to nirvana. We hope you packed a lunch.

Harmony Hound

Om yeah! You've been at one with the Oneness for 101 minutes. We're not quite sure what the phrase Harmony Hound means, but whatever it is, you're it.

Full-Time Swami

You've spent a lot of time thinking about nothing. For some people, this would be a bad thing, but as a Full-Time Swami, you know better.

Master of Internal Emptiness

Boo-ya! Who's the serenest? You are, and you have the Master of Internal Emptiness badge to prove it. In your face, Swami Jeff!

Big Spender

Celebrating this biggish purchase with a Big Spender badge could lead to big things for you. Such as a big case of buyer's remorse.

El Big Spenderino

You've just blown 2003 or more currants. Hope it was worth it. In case it wasn't, at least you can show this badge and tell people that once upon a time, you were an El Big Spenderino.

Moneybags Magoo

When you spend as many currants as you just did, they call you Moneybags Magoo. And just so you don't forget it, here's a badge.

reference - Mr. Quincy Magoo, a rich old guy who has bad eyesight and gets into trouble.

Homesteader

You've purchased your first home! Your new Homesteader badge comes with a warning: Beware the couch surfer. Also: roof rot.

First Eleven

Some say the first eleven are the hardest. However, they are wrong: the last eleven are far, far harder. Still: good work!

Major Player

You're still here! It's our favorite thing about you. Honor your stick-to-it-iveness with the title Major Player.

Projects

Participant

You know, during phase 1 of this project, there were some who were skeptical of your stick-to-it-iveness. But you proved them wrong. Celebrate your contribution to all phases of a four-phase project with this awesome Participant badge.

Interested Party

You like helping out. We like that you like helping out. We like it so much we're awarding you the title Interested Party. Is it the flashiest title out there? No sir, it is not. But there you go.

Team Player

There's no I in team. Though we did hear there was once a lobby for a silent P at the beginning. You know, like ptarmigan or pterodactyl. However you spell it, it's the first word in Team Player, and that's what you are.

Project Enthusiast

For some people, hard work is its own reward. For the rest of us, there are badges. We're officially designating you a Project Enthusiast. Go, you!

Up 'n' Comer

Some folks are content to go up. Others are happy to settle for just coming. A rare few do both, thereby earning themselves the title Up 'n' Comer.

Deeply Concerned Citizen

This marks the 253rd Project you've helped with. We struggled with what to name this badge. Hard Worker? Control Freak? We settled on Deeply Concerned Citizen.

Odd Jobber

There's no job too odd for you. For ranking among the top 5 contributors in eleven phases of a project, you've fully earned the sought-after Odd Jobber badge.

Chore Buff

In recognization of the above-and-beyond-ness of your Project participation, please accept this Chore Buff badge. We made it just for you.

Elbow Grease Monkey

You're never afraid to roll up your sleeves and show us just how greasy your elbows can get. Elbow Grease Monkey seemed like an appropriate honorific.

Workaholist

Whoa. You've been a top 5 contributor on, what, 79 phases of a project now? You're like a hooch-aholic, but for work! We hereby dub you a Workaholist.

Head Honcho

When you've been a top contributor on 503 project phases, they should call you the Head Honcho. Which they will. Because now you are.

Seasonal

Candy Muncher

You know that heart-thumping brain-fizzling illicit sugar rush you get from eating holiday candy at holiday time? Well, you do, because you've had that a whole 17 times. WHEEEEE!!!!

Candy Snaffler

SQUEEEEEE! FULL ON HOLIDAY SUGAR-BASED SEROTONIN RUSH FROM HOLIDAY CANDY LIKE 43 TIMES, MAN! 43 TIMES! WOOO!

Candy Nommer

There's something magical that happens to zilloween candy during the candy season that makes it taste extra special. What is it? No idea. But you've nommed 79 pieces.

Candy Caner

Why does Zilloween candy always taste so much better in the season of zilloween? I don't know, but it DOES. IT TASTES OF MAGIC AND JOYBALLS AND THUNDER AND YAY!

Candy Stripper

Who wants candy? Apparently you do, because you stripped paper from 353 Zilloween candies during the appropriate sugar-buzz season and ate them all. Somehow, only Zille knows how, you still have teeth.

Mini Tricksy-Treater

In giving candy away to five happy candy-eaters, you're truly the embodiment of the spirit of the holiday. Which holiday? Who CARES! It's candy!

Minor Tricksy-Treater

Candyglitch Candyglitch Candygli… No, wait. Apparently something bad happens if I do that.
Congrats on the title, though. You're certainly one generous Candyglitch. OH! WHOOPS!

Major Tricksy-Treater

Apparently, some glitches were never warned about taking candy from strangers. At least 103, in fact, have deemed you non-strange enough to take candy from. What do they know, right?…

Super Tricksy-Treater

257 candies given to happy candy-eaters? You clearly don't believe in hoarding the sweet stuff. And why would you, honeybuns? You're sweet enough already! (Yeech. Sorry)

The Candyglitch

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The Candyglitch can! That's you! YAY!

reference - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory musical film

Pumpkin Carver

You sharpened your sharp things, and brought life to large vegetables. Or at least faces. Weird gurning faces that smell of burning vegetables when you fill them with Fireflies. Yay you!

Lanternerer

You brought the holiday into your heart and displayed it proudly outside or inside your home (the holiday, not your heart, that would be gross). For your dedication to lanterns and lanterning, you get this Lanternerer badge.

Social

Gumflapper

You've got a way with words. You've earned a Gumflapper badge!

Chatterbox

You've got a real gift for gab. You've earned a Chatterbox badge!

Competent Windbag

Your way with windbaggery is a wonder to behold! You've earned the title Competent Windbag.

Garrulous Prolixificator

Your prodigious palaver has just earned you the title Garrulous Prolixificator.

Coat of Open Arms

Your rapacious loquaciousness has just earned you a Coat of Open Arms. We salute you!

Make a Crab Happy

Now that's what we call a moldy oldie. For throwing down a sets of claw-snappin' beats that brought the Crab back sweet memories, you've just earned the ever-so-rare Make a Crab Happy award.

Philanthropic Member of the Social Construct

It's good to give. In this case, it's doubly good to give, as not only do you earn respect and love of a fellow glitch: you earned a badge. KABOOM!

The Daily Hi-Skipper

When old day tipped into New Day, you were the record-holding Hi-Sign evader, for skipping out on one pesky Hi-Sign in one perfectly-picked place. Those signs are fast, but you were faster. For a while, anyways. Go you!

Social Antisocialist

It doesn't take much to just stop and say hello: it takes a lot more effort to run from a hello. Run, run and run until you've got 7 daily records for Hi Sign evasion. Sure, being social is important. You know what else is important? Badges!

Marathon Maverick

No stranger to being a stranger, you've run so far and so fast from friendly greetings that you've garnered 37 daily records for Hi Sign Evasion. Howdy, Stranger. And Mazel Tov, Maverick: here's your badge.

Long-Distance Lone Wolf

You keep running, running and running, running and running, running and running, running. Away from hi-signs, mainly: or enough times to set 137 daily records for Hi Sign evasion, anyway. Run on, Lone Wolf.

Endurance Misanthrope

Sure, they might only have been saying Hi, but that doesn't mean you have to hang around to be Hi'ed. And you haven't: running so fast and so far, you've set 547 daily records for taking social avoidance to new measures. WOO!

Stalker, Non-Creepy Designation

Following other people is the sort of behaviour that has been known to get people socked, or at the very least glared at. But in this case you get the special title of Stalker, Non-Creepy Designation.

Glitch Train

People are always looking down on being a follower. In this case it's good thing. For participating in a multi-player parade, you've just earned your Glitch Train badge!

Fine Friend

You're getting pretty popular! You've earned a Fine Friend badge.

Good Buddy

Way to make friends and influence people! You've earned a Good Buddy badge.

Jolly Good Chap

There's just something about you that people like. Here's a Jolly Good Chap badge.

A-1 Comrade

You're a friend in need and a friend in deed. You've earned the title A-1 Comrade.

Best Pal

111 is, according to science, the perfect size for a social circle. Which makes you, Best Pal with a badge to prove it, the perfect social scientist.

Good Neighbour

You've added five friends to your signpost. Doesn't that just make you feel warm and fuzzy inside? No? Well, what about this badge? WOO!

Social Butterfly

You could've walked on by, but no: you took the time to say "Hi" 53 times, to 53 Glitches. Your sense of social satisfaction is enough, but have a badge anyway, you Social Butterfly, you. Or is that "Social Butterflhi"? No it isn't. That's just silly.

Hi and Mighty

You roamed the world, and found 17 Glitches whose Hi Signs magically matched yours. Not only have you found 17 kindred spirits, you've also found yourself a badge. Yay!

Member of Hi Society

Hearts, flowers, butterflies and bats, you can't remember which was your favourite of the little Hi Signs, but, having seen them all, you're at least in a good position to think about it. AND to get a badge for it. Hurrah!

Hi Flyer

They say you can never outrun a Hi Sign, but gosh-darn it if you didn't give it a good try. It got you in the end, but for 11 whole seconds you were free. Free!

Hi Speed Chase

You believe saying Hi is important, but equally believe that nothing in life is satisfying if you haven't had to work for it. And BOY did you make that little Hi Sign work for it. For 61 seconds! Woah there!

Hi Velocity

If anyone wants to say hi to you, they'd better be quick about it: you're one Hi Velocity glitch, too speedy for casual salutations. You can avoid a Hi Sign for 151 seconds, after all. Antisocial? No! Superfast!

Motorboat

You were like two ships that passed in the night. But while the Hi Sign was some kind of tiny friendly freighter, you were some kind of crazy hi-speed motorboat eschewing that happy greeting for 311 seconds. Go you!

Sociable Susan

On a visiting spree? Swinging by to see pals? Whatever you're doing, you've visited 23 home streets, and earned yourself a badge for it. Ker-CHING!

Affable Anthony

You've either got a lot of close friends, or just like wandering through other people's front yards. Whichever way, you've just earned yourself a badge for it. You go, Affable Anthony.

Gregarious Gunther

Oh the places you have been, and oh the home streets that you've seen! With feet in your head, and brains in your shoes, you can go wandering wherever you choose! 503 home streets you landed upon. Just look at the pretty badge that you've won!

reference - Dr. Seuss - Oh, the Places You'll Go!

Decent Citizen

Aw... doesn't giving feel good? And now let's give something to you: a Decent Citizen badge.

Pretty Good Samaritan

Just give 'er! Your good samaritizing has just earned you a Pretty Good Samaritan badge.

Noble Philanthropizer

You give and give and it never hurts. You've achieved Noble Philanthropizer status.

Hi Baller

When a Glitch meets a Glitch and they have matching Hi Signs, something magical happens. And when that happens 13 times, something else happens. And THAT thing (the second thing) is this thing. It's a badge, Hi Baller! A badge!

Hi Priest

So many like-minded Glitches roaming streets of Ur. And through serendipity or sheer hard graft, you found 79 of them. You're like the Hi Priest of the Mega-Hi. Mega high five!

Master of the Hi Coup

It's nice to say Hi. And with all these matching signs, you got a new badge!

Crowded House

It may not look too full, but if three's a crowd, then consider your house stuffed to the gills by the people you invited in. Phew! Is it hot in here, House Crowder?!

House Party

Who knows how to party? You know how to party: At home, with 17 of your very closest friends. Good times, man, good times.

Epic Blowout

Woah. That was a party to remember. Or not, as the case may be. The memories from your Epic Blowout may be hazy, but you know what isn't? This awesome badge. YEAH.

Hanky Splanky

You have a hankering for a-splankering. Let your shiny new Hanky Splanky badge serve as a warning to your friends and associates.

Trader Joe

It's not easy to earn a Trader Joe badge. It's not hard, either, but you've done it, so good on you.

Trader Vic

To have traded as much as you indicates high levels of interpersonal synergizing. In recognition of your delightfully traderous heart, you are now a Trader Vic.

Trader Carl

You've traded your way to the status of Trader Carl. Named for a guy named Carl who traded a fair bit back in the day, this badge is much coveted amongst those who trade. May Carl bless your every transaction.

Humble Bragger

Big, shiny and representing the heights of your awesomeness, you've put those 11 trophies on display. Why not? You earned them, why not show them off? Hey: AND this badge! Bonus!

Trees

Amateur Bean Tree Fondler

It's been noted that you enjoy dabbling in the Bean Tree planting arts. For that, please enjoy the title Amateur Bean Tree Fondler.

Not-Quite-Pro Bean Tree Fondler

So you like to fondle Bean Trees. There's a badge for that. It's the Not-Quite-Pro Bean Tree Fondler badge. Bear it with pride.

Professional Bean Tree Fondler

Know what's even better than a Not-Quite-Pro Bean Tree Fondler? A Professional Bean Tree Fondler, Which is you. Embrace the glory.

Rainmaking Noob

With this, your eleventh Bean Tree watering, you've taken your journey down a damp but rewarding path. You deserve the honorable title Rainmaking Noob.

Better-Than-Lousy Douser

When you water a Bean Tree, it stays watered. For a while, anyway. You deserve our second-finest Bean Tree watering honour: the title Better-Than-Lousy Douser.

The Dampinator

You've done a lot of watering. To a lot of Bean Trees. And that's why they now call you... The Dampinator!

Participant Award - Bean Division

Look at you, harvesting Bean after Bean after Bean. Here's a little Participant Award for your effort.

Bean Counter

Clearly this Bean harvesting is more than just a hobby for you. You are now a fully fledged Bean Counter.

Bean Counter Pro

Bean Counter Pro isn't just a title. It's a way of life. A way that involves a lot of Beans.

Master Bean Counter

Now that you've achieved the title of Master Bean Counter, you will know what respect is. You won't necessarily receive it, but you'll know it.

Beanorator 2nd Class

Congratulations on converting 53 basic Beans into fancy Beans. You can add a Beanorator 2nd Class badge to your collection.

Beanorator 1st Class

Somewhere out there are 503 basic Beans that are now fancy Beans, and they have you to thank. You get a Beanorator 1st Class badge out of this deal.

Generalissimo Beanorator

Hear-hear! This marks the 2003rd basic Bean you've seasoned to a fancier state. This makes you nothing less than a Generalissimo Beanorator. This honor, of course, comes with a badge.

Rookie Bubble Tree Cuddler

The Bubble Trees appreciate your clumsy but well-intentioned petting. You've earned the status of Rookie Bubble Tree Cuddler.

Mid-Level Bubble Tree Cuddler

Bubble Trees aren't particular about who cuddles them. Lucky for you, else you might not otherwise have achieved your new status as a Mid-Level Bubble Tree Cuddler.

Chief Bubble Tree Cuddler

When it comes to tree petting, you sure do get around. In some places, the title Chief Bubble Tree Cuddler might be a scarlet letter. Luckily, here you're a star.

Water Wings

With this, your eleventh Bubble Tree watering, you've earned your Water Wings. Now, fly, little Glitchling! Fly!

Senor Sprinkles

You've be-wetted 41 thirsty Bubble Trees, earning yourself the coveted title Senor Sprinkles. Remember: Keep those Bubble Trees wet, and they'll keep you up to your knobs in Bubbles.

The Saturator

Bubble Trees like a drink now and again. If they had anything resembling a neo-cortex, they be happy to know that The Saturator is on the job. (That's your new title, BTW.)

Good Bubble Farmer

Bloop! Not many people know this, but 'Bloop!' means congratulations in the Bubble Farmer community. Now that you've achieved the level of Good Bubble Farmer, it's crucial that you know this.

Better Bubble Farmer

You've been initiated into the secret order of Better Bubble Farmers. Consider their motto: 'Sometimes you eat the bubble, and sometimes the bubble eats you.' Nobody knows if this has ever actually meant anything.

Second-Best Bubble Farmer

You've achieved the penultimate level of Bubble Farmerdom. Warning: Second-Best Bubble Farmers sometimes can't get over knowing that they're second best. Ask yourself, how are you going to handle your newfound status?

First-Best Bubble Farmer

Glory of glories, you are now a First-Best Bubble Farmer! Go ahead and let that go to your head.

Bubble Coaxer

Pat yourself on the back for converting 53 basic Bubbles into fancier Bubbles. You've earned a Bubble Coaxer badge.

Effervescence Consultant

If a largish number of basic Bubbles need to be coaxed into an awesomer state, you are clearly the one to call. You've earned the title of Effervescence Consultant, and the badge that accompanies it.

Bubble Transubstantiator

Your deftness in wielding a Bubble Tuner has spread throughout the land. Proclaim your Bubble mastery from the rooftops with your new Bubble Transubstantiator badge in hand.

Nouveau Whack Job

Now that's some mighty nice tree clearing. You've just earned the title Nouveau Whack Job.

Regular Whack Job

You've shivered those timbers well and good. Once the wood chips have settled, take a moment to admire your brand plankin' new Regular Whack Job badge.

Whack Job Deluxe

Some people can't see the forest for the trees. But not you. You just chop 'em down, earning your whack-happy self the title Whack Job Deluxe.

Whack Job Extraordinaire

Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Trees to planks. It's the cycle of life, and you are the newly anointed Whack Job Extraordinaire who drives that cycle.

Paul Bunions

This marks the 1009th tree you've transmogrified to a plankier state, earning your very own self the title Paul Bunions.

Egg Plant Coddler

Petting is natural and healthy - even the way you do it. There is hardly any reason at all why you shouldn't be promoted to Egg Plant Coddler status.

Supreme Egg Plant Coddler

You have a nice technique for petting. Firm, yet gentle as a Butterfly handshake. You deserve the title Supreme Egg Plant Coddler.

Super Supreme Egg Plant Coddler

The votes are in. You have been nominated Super Supreme Egg Plant Coddler. The title comes with a badge and various secret Egg-related duties.

Junior Irrigationist

A wet Egg Plant is a happy Egg Plant. Unless it's too wet. For maintaining optimal wetness on 11 Egg Plants, you've earned the title Junior Irrigationist.

About Average Irrigationist

So far, the Egg Plants seem to like what you're putting out. With practically no complaints coming in, you are now officially an About Average Irrigationist.

Compulsive Moisturizer

Without people like you, Egg Plants would grow tiny desiccated egg-shaped nubbins, filled with egg-flavored powder. But you, and other Compulsive Moisturizers like you ensure the inside of every egg is runny, ripe, and ready to eat. Badged!

Egg Enthusiast

Who doesn't enjoy harvesting a pile of Eggs now and again? Is that a trick question? You are hereby awarded the title Egg Enthusiast.

Egg Poacher

Congratulations, Egg lover. You've just earned the title of Egg Poacher. It sounds all dangerous, but really you're just a regular person. A regular person who likes Eggs.

Egg Aficionado

Eggs - they're not just for breakfast anymore.' This would be the battle cry of the Egg Aficionado... if Egg Aficionados were into battle crying. Mostly, though, they just quietly harvest Eggs. Welcome to the club.

Egg Freak

Most people don't understand what it means to harvest 5003 eggs, but as one of the few true Egg Freaks, you do. Now you have the badge to show for it. Semper fritatta.

Novice Fruit Metamorphosizer

Bravo for you and your newfound passion for helping Cherries find meaningful life as other fruits. You are now a Novice Fruit Metamorphosizer.

Intermediate Fruit Metamorphosizer

One thing is for sure: all the Cherries you've converted will never be the same. You may now brag to your friends that you are an Intermediate Fruit Metamorphosizer.

Fruit Metamorphosizin' Tycoon

If there was a prize for converting this many fruit, you would deserve it. Oh wait... there is! It's the badge for being a Fruit Metamorphosizin' Tycoon.

Newbie Fruit Tree Pettifier

Celebrate your graduation from the fumblethumbs stage of Fruit Tree petting with a Newbie Fruit Tree Pettifier badge.

Better-Than-Mediocre Fruit Tree Pettifier

These Fruit Trees may have had better petting, but they've had worse, too. Celebrate your adequateness with your newfound title Better-Than-Mediocre Fruit Tree Pettifier.

Masterful Fruit Tree Pettifier

When it comes to pettifying, you leave no leaf unturned or fruit unfondled. You've earned the title Masterful Fruit Tree Pettifier.

OK Soaker

Nothing sadder than a parched Fruit Tree. Good on you for watering the poor little buggers. You've been awarded the title OK Soaker.

Super Soaker

Anybody can walk past a Fruit Tree and pour some water on it. But only special people like you take a bit more time to care for the trees others ignore. Congratulations. You're a Super Soaker.

Super Duper Soaker

You've helped dozens of Fruit Trees through many a dry patch. You are indeed a Super Duper Soaker.

Entry-Level Fruit Tree Harvester

We like your pluck. For harvesting 101 pieces of fruit, you've earned the title Entry-Level Fruit Tree Harvester.

Mid-Management Fruit Tree Harvester

You've plucked your way to the level of Mid-Management Fruit Tree Harvesters. Time to go moderately mad with your moderate amount of power.

Overpaid Executive Fruit Tree Harvester

You've reached to the treetops to pluck every last bit of fruit. Now it's time to enjoy the fruits of your labors with the title of Overpaid Executive Fruit Tree Harvester.

President and CEO of Fruit Tree Harvesting Inc.

You’ve plucked your way to the top of the tree.  As President and CEO of Fruit Tree Harvesting Inc., you are now well within your rights to go mad with power.

Sprout Stroker

For a newcomer to the field of Gas Plant petting, you've done an impressive job. You are hereby awarded the designation Sprout Stroker!

Bush Whacker

Goodness, that's a lot of petting. You are hereby awarded the title Bush Whacker. Just remember to keep those busy hands outside the bark.

Shrub Snuggler

What is the sound of one hand petting? We don't know, either, but that doesn't stop us from awarding you the noble title of Shrub Snuggler.

Little Squirt

Because of you and your Watering Can, 11 Gas Plants are no longer quite so hot. This Little Squirt badge is just for you.

Wet William

It takes class to spend time de-hotifying so many Gas Plants. No Wet Willy are you. You have earned the designation of a full-fledged Wet William.

Mayor of Sprayerville

For your generous watering efforts, the grateful Gas Plants have unanimously elected you Mayor of Sprayerville. As Sprayerville is not a real place, this title carries very little political clout.

Mad Gasser

Gases are unpredictable, but you've sniffed, shaken and smashed your way through a lot of them. You deserve this Mad Gasser badge.
Occasional Gas Fancier

Congasulations! You are now an Occasional Gas Fancier. Will you go on to harvest more gases? Or will you rest on your laurels? Or possibly someone else's laurels?

Hobbyist Gas Fancier

Somewhere between an Occasional Gas Fancier and a Dedicated Gas Fancier is you: a newly anointed Hobbyist Gas Fancier. Different, but not yet weird.

Dedicated Gas Fancier

Your dedication, your fancy for gas, and dedicated gas harvesting in a fancy kind of way has reached the level of Dedicated Gas Fancier, which is both admirable, and somewhat expected. Still: fancy!

Obsessive Gas Fancier

After harvesting 5003 Vapors, clearly you're into Gas. Maybe more than would be considered normal. But hey, no judging here. Nope. You go ahead and enjoy this Obsessive Gas Fancier badge.

Gas Dabbler

Successfully converting 53 Gases automatically qualifies you to be a Gas Dabbler, with all the attendant rights and responsibilities of that position.

Bonafide Gas Wrangler

You turned 503 natural Gases into something better than natural. You're a Bonafide Gas Wrangler, and have the faraway stare, the crazy hair, the squeaky voice and the rook-may-care attitude to prove it.

Gastronaut

Gastronaut might not sound like a sexy title, but your dedication, drive, and can-do approach to converting 2003 gases sure is. Sexy, that is.

Mulcher

Oho! You're getting pretty handy with that hoe. You've earned a Mulcher badge.

Better-Than-Average Mulcher

Wow! You've hoed a lot of weedy patches! We hope it wasn't too harrowing. You deserve a Better-Than-Average Mulcher badge.

Pretty Fine Mulcher

Way to toil on the soil! You get a Pretty Fine Mulcher badge.

Mighty Fine Mulcher

You're not afraid to get your hands dirty. You deserve a Mighty Fine Mulcher badge!    

Fecundationist

Congratulations! This is the 503th weedy patch you've cleaned up. You've achieved Fecundationist status.

Basic Bean-Grower

Way to stick that bean in the ground! You've earned a Basic Bean-Grower badge.

Whiz-Bang Plantifier

Oh, yeah. Firm yet gentle. That's how you plant a bean. You've earned the title Whiz-Bang Plantifier!

Johnny Anyseed

You've spilled your beans far and wide. You've earned the title Johnny Anyseed.

Tentative Petter

Pettifying the first 11 Spice Plants is the trickiest. And when you think about it, it wasn't even all that tricky. Be that as it may, you've earned a Tentative Petter badge.

Confident Petter

It takes a confident person to pet 41 Spice Plants. That's probably why the award you've just earned is called the Confident Petter badge. Just a guess.

Heavy Petter

You've fogged up the metaphorical car windows with all this Spice Plant petting. You've well and truly earned the title Heavy Petter.

Beginner Drizzler

Seems counter-intuitive to offer Spice Plants water, but even they get hot sometimes. For your out-of-the-box style of thinkery, you've been dubbed a Beginner Drizzler.

Big Splasher

The more water you splash around on hot Spice plants, the cooler you are. And we're talking old school rat pack cool here, hence your new title, Big Splasher. There might even be a song about you.

The Hydrophile

You've administered much-needed waterings to 127 hot Spice Plants. You are not just any hydrophile, you are The Hydrophile.

Spice Examiner

You've sniffed, snorted, scrutinized, studied, flattered, rubbed and loved your way through every spice. If anyone deserves the Spice Examiner badge, it's you.

Novice Spice Collector

Spice, they say, is the spice of life. As a Novice Spice Collector, you are now traveling a path to greater understanding of this absurd and possibly meaningless saying.

Intermediate Spice Collector

You've harvested 503 nostril-pleasing Spices, thereby earning yourself an Intermediate Spice Collector badge, which is, ironically, a collector's item in and of itself.

Advanced Spice Collector

You've braved Tickly Nose Syndrome to harvest 1009 odoriferant Spices. By all accounts, you are now an Advanced Spice Collector.

Master Overlord of the Spice Dominion

For harvesting 5003 olfactorily satisfying Spices, you've earned the title Master Overlord of the Spice Dominion, which is all kinds of awesome. Say it out loud. See?

Spice Intern

Some day you may look back on the achievement of converting 53 spices and say 'I was so naive back then.' But for now, bask in the glory of your Spice Intern badge.

Assistant Spice Manager

Converting 503 spices is nothing to sneeze at. It's serious business, which is why you have now been promoted to Assistant Spice Manager.

Executive in Charge of Spice Reformatation

Sure, Executive In Charge of Spice Reformatation sounds all made-uppy, but it's not. You've made it to the highest echelon of Spicery.

Trainee Tree Medic

You have saved the lives of 23 trees with your antidote administering skills. Prepare to learn how trees show gratitude to a Trainee Tree Medic. (That would be you).

Qualified Botanical Health Professional

Anyone can be a lousy tree hugger. Only a chosen few can be called a Qualified Botanical Health Professional, and for that to happen you'd have had to have administered antidote to 79 trees, which you did! Bonsai!

Respected Tree Doctor

There's nothing sadder than a poisonified tree. Likewise, there's nothing happier than an unpoisonified tree. Now, stick 127 of those trees together that have received antidote, and you have the kind of party you would expect to honor a Respected Tree Doctor. Just like you.

World-class Tree Surgeon

When you're a World-class Tree Surgeon who has saved 251 trees from certain unpleasantness, you don't need to put on airs with the tree community. You can breeze past with a saintly air, a song in your heart, and the gratitude of 251 trees under your belt.

OK-But-Needs-Improvement Tree Hugger

That's some all-right Tree petting. You've just earned an OK-But-Needs-Improvement Tree Hugger badge.

Decent Tree Hugger

Your Tree petting is improving, but there's always room for improved improvement. While you work on that, enjoy this Decent Tree Hugger badge.

Getting-There Tree Hugger

You've braved splinters to pet 127 Trees. You've earned the middling glory of being a Getting-There Tree Hugger.

Extremely Promising Tree Hugger

You like petting Trees. Trees like to be petted. Celebrate this mutually weird relationship with the title Extremely Promising Tree Hugger badge.

Definitely-Much-Better Tree Hugger

There are tree huggers, and then there are tree huggers. And then there is you, a Definitely-Much-Better Tree Hugger.

Finally-Pretty-Good Tree Hugger

Despite your mismatched heights, you have excelled in the splintery field of Tree petting. Enjoy your Finally-Pretty-Good Tree Hugger status.

Novice Precipitator

You wield a mean watering can! You've earned a Novice Precipitator badge.

Second-Rate Rainmaker

What would the plants do without you? You deserve the title Second-Rate Rainmaker.

First-Rate Rainmaker

You're a one-person sprinkler system! You've been promoted to First-Rate Rainmaker.

H2Oh! Award

Oh, oh! You've just earned a slightly sodden H2Oh! Award.

Superior Irrigationist

That's some good sprinkling! You deserve a somewhat moist Superior Irrigationist badge.

Golden Watering Can

You've just watered your 1,009th plant! You win the highly sought-after Golden Watering Can Award!

Wood Wacker

You've hacked Planks from Wood Trees 17 times. You know what this makes you? A Wood Wacker. Don't feel badly. This is progress. And the trees don't mind. Much.

Timber Jack

Little Glitch took an axe and gave a tree 40 whacks. 79 trees that Glitch did smack, so let's call him (or her!) a Timber Jack.

reference - Lizzie Borden

Loggerator

If we told you trees felt pain, would you feel guilty for hacking off planks from poor buggers 151 times? I mean, they don't, they love it, but would you? And if you did, would it make you feel better to know that you've achieved title of "Loggerator"? Well, you have!

Wood Abettor

Say... did you just water and pet 7 Wood trees to maturity? Bravo! Upon your over-sized melon we bequeath the title of Wood Abettor. Go forth and continue to do your thang.

Lumber Lover

Watering and petting 41 trees to maturity has earned you the title of Lumber Lover. Who has greater love for the nourishment and gentle fondling of a tall, proud piece of woody goodness than you, Tiny Glitch? No one. Your grandmother would be proud. If you had one.

Timber Nut

With 103 Wood trees watered and petted to maturity, you are what we call a Timber Nut around these parts. That's mostly a good thing. Mostly.

Trophies

Egg Hunter Trophy

Your enthusiasm for Egg collection has been acknowledged! You've more than earned this stylish, but inedible Egg Hunter Trophy.

Gem Collector

Oooooo, shiny!

Bubble Collector

Mmm..Bop!


Hidden or Retired Badges

Barman of Death

For whatever reason, you decided time was up for three cultivated objects, and dispatched them with Wine of the Dead. But you have to ask: if it can wipe out a rock, what the heckfire is it doing to your liver?

The Cigar

You came close to the category of Top Feat Contributor: so close. So very very close. Some would say 'close, but no cigar'. But they would be wrong, because you came close AND got The Cigar. Gratz.

explanation - sometimes people got cigars as prizes for contests

Confounder of Logic

Some people know the knowns, learning skills that are learnable. Some know the unknowns, learning Unlearning. But one step beyond them all, you have unlearned unlearning, and now unknow the unknown. How Rumsfeldian.

reference - Donald Rumsfeld quote

Elementary Penguin

A time, a place, some yellow matter custard, three vials of Purple essence, a semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower, one journey, one glitch. Who is the eggman? You are the eggman. Goo goo ga joob.

reference - You are the Walrus - the Beatles

Hairball Gonzales

One minute you were there, next minute: gone. Like a greased hairball zipping through the streets of Ur, you covered 15 planks faster than a speeding bullet. Or "slightly faster than normal", anyway. ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa!

reference - Speedy Gonzales
cross reference - the upgrade card Tendy Gonzales

Holy Zamboni

Though every crunch represented a very real possibility of brainfreeze, you battled through and reached the extent of what there is to be learnt from crushing bits of ice into clear, smooth, nothingness. And that's why they call you the Holy Zamboni, eh? Yay!

reference - Zamboni machines

Homesteader

You've purchased your first home! Your new Homesteader badge comes with a warning: Beware the couch surfer. Also: roof rot.

reference - people were given tracts of land, called homesteads, when they moved to America. This meant that they owned that land and its resources by developing and using it.

Licensed to Brush Foxes

Congrats! You are now licensed to brush foxes.

Noise-Bringer

For rocking the sloth, an unconvincing air guitar salute to you, Noise-Bringer: Widdly-widdly-widdy-widdly-weeee! You brought the noise! Have a badge!

Pop Idol

Strong of wrist and strong of nerve, you've managed to withstand the excitement of 13 tiny explosions and risked the victorious rush (or crash of disappointment) of pulling 13 Glitchmas Crackers, and earned yourself a badge for it. POP!!! Times 13!

Rook Ranger

The power of Rook Armour has saved your bacon - or at least kept it pink and floppy rather than crispy and cremated - this time. Consider yourself a decorated Rook Ranger. Hoo-ha!

The Walking Frozed

Some say you can't bring frozen matter back to life. You're proving them wrong with every step you take: your brain has been frozen 11 times and flickered back to life every time. You're a medical miracle, a freak of nature: you're The Walking Frozed. Yay!

reference - tv show The Walking Dead

Toe Dipper, First Class

You've only been playing for 15 minutes, and we're already impressed with your moxie, chutzpah, and that cute thing you do with your nose. Consider yourself dubbed Toe Dipper, First Class.

Beta and Special Badges

Super Awesome Intern

There's no one quite like HBurger. Quite literally, now, because you've just been awarded the Super Awesome Intern badge! And this super awesome burger! No, wait, no burger. Just the badge. Marvellous though, right?

Ascended

You ascended! Congrats! Way into the future, when Glitcheologists look back upon this time, many things will be a mystery. But if nothing else, this badge will make one thing clear to them: In the beginning, there was you.

Beta Cherub

In the ranks of glory, you will be remembered forever as one of the ones who helped pave the way for all the other Glitches that followed, and, what's more, reached a double digit level while doing it. Kudos, little Beta Cherub.

Beta Seraph

Beta Seraphim may sound like a particularly interesting classification of pharmaceuticals, it is actually the technical term for elite glitches that, at the time of the Great Reset, and reached at least level 23. Glory be unto you.

Beta Ophan

When Glitchurian Scholars talk of the Beta Ophans, they do not mean the children of early Glitchers, neglected while their parents were busy filling bug reports. They mean the Ophanim, the esteemed few who made it to a level greater than 31 before ascending. Glory be to you, Beta Ophan!

Shiny Happy Beta Angel

Glitchorian lore will forever record that in The Great Before, some Glitches stretched their wings and levelled up like there was no tomorrow. As it turned out, there wasn't. But they still ascended above level 41, and were thus crowned Shiny Happy Beta Angels. Glory be!

Archangel of Beta

In the mists of future, Glitchistorians will look back at the era known as 'Before The Sooooooon', and only dare to whisper the names of those who made it to the level of Archangel before the Great Reset came. Yours will be one of those names.

Archistratege of Beta

Above the Archangels, in the realms of Ur's atmosphere where only the Giants, the devs, and possibly Clare could see the top of your Glitchy little head, you rose to the level of Archistratege of Beta before having your mighty wings clipped by The Great Reset (only to rise again).

Hypersupermagic Clareangel

In the beginning of time, the rank of Hypersupermagic Clareangel was created for those who reached higher than Level 101 during Beta. It was never expected to be claimed. Then you came along. Lucky, eh? Yes, the name is merely a fortuitous coincidence. Honest.