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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.39,0:00:09.40,OP1,,0,0,0,,Here it starts. It's pretty amazing!
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Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.01,0:01:21.54,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,These anecdotes are truly funny.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.54,0:01:24.30,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What did the seal say when \Nit swam into a concrete wall?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.30,0:01:26.26,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,“Dam!”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.21,0:01:28.49,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.49,0:01:29.96,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,There's still more.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.96,0:01:31.26,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What's the smartest car?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.26,0:01:32.78,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Smart.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.94,0:01:38.87,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Only this Black Witch would \Nlaugh at such jokes these days.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.04,0:01:41.57,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Greetings!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.57,0:01:42.99,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Akuma Jou.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.29,0:01:44.48,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.48,0:01:46.58,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,My surname is Akuma and my first name is Jou.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.58,0:01:49.04,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Anyway, howdy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.04,0:01:50.92,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Oh... the news...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.80,0:01:53.69,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Dorker! A dorker!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.69,0:01:54.90,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What's with you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.90,0:01:57.26,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Going on calling people a dorker like that...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.26,0:01:58.68,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Seems like {\i1}you're{\i0} the dorkiest here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.68,0:02:00.53,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,That's not what I said.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.53,0:02:03.60,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,A Demon {\i1}Porker{\i0} ran away from the Spirit World to the Human World.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.30,0:02:05.10,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.10,0:02:06.10,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,A Demon Porker?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.10,0:02:08.06,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What's a Demon Porker?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.49,0:02:10.61,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Let me explain it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.61,0:02:16.07,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,A Demon Porker is a gluttonous pig living in the Spirit World that eats everything he sees.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.07,0:02:19.07,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,He's especially fond of eating human shadows.{or human shadows}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.70,0:02:20.95,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Human shadows?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.26,0:02:25.45,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,If someone's shadow gets eaten, they won't be able to move anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.56,0:02:30.42,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,It'll be a real trouble if we don't bring back that Demon Porker to the Spirit World.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.16,0:02:34.17,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Choco! Akuma Jou! Let's catch that Demon Porker.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.54,0:02:35.90,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Err, no...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.90,0:02:38.12,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,I only came to tell you this news.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.12,0:02:40.38,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Let's search for him from the sky using magic flight.{flying magic sounds odd but I couldn't think of anything better}
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.26,0:02:55.15,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What's the matter?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.52,0:03:03.40,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Wh-What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.40,0:03:04.24,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,A wild boar?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.09,0:03:23.23,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,It's the Demon Porker.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.92,0:03:26.93,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.93,0:03:27.93,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Were we too late?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.28,0:03:30.52,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,He has eaten their shadows.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.52,0:03:32.14,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,That Demon Porker...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.16,0:03:35.30,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,He's over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.30,0:03:36.19,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.85,0:03:41.57,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Hey, how can we catch the Demon Porker?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.57,0:03:44.61,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Once he bursts into laughter, he can't stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.61,0:03:46.48,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,That's our chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.48,0:03:48.41,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Once we catch him, we can bring him back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.41,0:03:56.57,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Like Shuuringan, his wife Guurindai, her daughters Ponpokopii and Ponpokonaa, live a long and blessed life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.41,0:03:56.57,Jugemu,,0,0,0,,Shuuringan, Shuuringan-no Guurindai, Guurindai-no \NPonpokopii-no Ponpokonaa-no, Choukyuumei-no Chousuke.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.57,0:03:57.38,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,I've succeeded!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.62,0:04:02.01,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,I've succeeded!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.01,0:04:03.04,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,There he is.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.04,0:04:04.07,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.24,0:04:09.68,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Wait up, Oba{?}.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.85,0:04:11.81,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Take this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.77,0:04:16.23,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\fad(0,266)}Hey! Let's go back to the Spirit World together.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.57,0:04:21.57,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Raise him up, quickly!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.01,0:04:23.28,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Leave it to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.53,0:04:28.53,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Choco! Watch out to your shadow.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.50,0:04:45.10,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Stop it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.38,0:04:48.74,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Now, Choco.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.74,0:04:50.68,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Take this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.44,0:05:00.14,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Hey, be obedient!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.96,0:05:06.64,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Was it just my imagination?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.64,0:05:09.20,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,I heard a strange sound just a moment ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.56,0:05:11.89,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Concentrate. Concentrate.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.60,0:05:14.20,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Anecdote number one:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.20,0:05:16.29,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,My dog has no nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.29,0:05:17.21,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,How does it smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.21,0:05:18.63,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.10,0:05:22.88,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,My dog has no nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.88,0:05:24.09,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,How does it smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.09,0:05:25.36,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Terrible!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.63,0:05:30.10,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}I can't believe that anecdote was funny...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.46,0:05:31.89,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Anecdote number two:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.89,0:05:34.13,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.13,0:05:35.06,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,You get salmonella.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.81,0:05:39.89,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}The Demon Porker can't stop laughing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.89,0:05:41.77,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Now we have a chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.17,0:05:43.65,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Anecdote number three:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.65,0:05:46.53,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,What do you call a sick eagle?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.53,0:05:47.45,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Illegal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.84,0:05:50.80,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,There's no time to laugh now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.80,0:05:52.73,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,We need to bring back the \NDemon Porker to the Demon World.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.73,0:05:54.12,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Oops... You're right.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.30,0:05:57.79,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,We have to get back the shadows he ate first.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.33,0:06:01.00,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Ruki-uge Ruki-uge Ritrattare!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.68,0:06:10.29,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Anecdote number four:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.29,0:06:12.34,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Which bird is always out of breath?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.34,0:06:13.14,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,A puffin!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.60,0:06:17.12,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Choco! Say the spell that drives away evil spirits.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.12,0:06:17.85,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.22,0:06:21.31,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Ruki-uge Ruki-uge Rofocale!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.78,0:06:28.74,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Well then. Howdy you all anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.54,0:06:34.12,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Thus the shadows have been returned and the \NDemon Porker was sent back to the Demon World.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.14,0:06:40.50,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,They were laughing so much every time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.50,0:06:42.56,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,My dog has no nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.56,0:06:43.34,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,How does it smell?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.34,0:06:45.10,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Terrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.00,0:06:52.01,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Eh? That's odd... They were effective yesterday...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.62,0:06:53.81,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,Boo-hoo.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.81,0:06:56.98,Dialogue,,0,0,0,,{\i1}These jokes are so cold I'm freezing.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.98,0:07:02.52,KuromajoSmall,,0,0,0,,{\fad(500,0)\pos(900,540)\fr7}The Black Witch Appears!!