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Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.02,0:00:33.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't even fly anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.20,0:00:36.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But this is only temporary.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.37,0:00:40.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Once my back heals up and I feel better
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.00,0:00:43.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll teach you so many things.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.73,0:00:48.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If I feel like it, I can move a mountain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.56,0:00:52.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,or mow down buildings with a whirlwind.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.77,0:00:55.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'm sure you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.89,0:01:00.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As I am now I'm just too pitiful.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.68,0:01:05.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'll be terrorizing everything \Nunder the sun again soon...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.63,0:01:08.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, please go to sleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.61,0:01:12.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going, I'm going.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.70,0:01:16.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You should sleep here once in a while, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.23,0:01:31.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is so sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.73,0:01:36.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,1,200 years since Emperor Kammu settled \Non a location for the palace...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.41,0:01:40.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Humans live in the city, \Ntanuki crawl the earth,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:43.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,tengu fly through the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:48.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since the Heian era relocation, humans, tanuki, \Nand tengu have maintained a delicate balance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.58,0:01:52.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what keeps the great wheel of \Nthis city turning round and round.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.05,0:01:57.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,More fun than anything is \Nwatching that wheel spin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.76,0:02:06.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm what you'd call a tanuki, but \Ntoo proud to be a {\i1}mere{\i0} tanuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.63,0:02:11.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I admire tengu from afar \Nand love imitating humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:15.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For that reason, my daily \Nlife is so dizzyingly busy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.84,0:02:18.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no time to be bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.00,0:03:53.00,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(329.545,341.6)}Episode 2: Mom and Raijin, God of Thunder
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.51,0:04:09.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here I am, back again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.23,0:04:15.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome, Prince. Your companion \Ntoday is a young lady?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.70,0:04:19.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If I would have known you were coming \NI would have had those guys wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.92,0:04:21.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.48,0:04:24.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A bunch of guys from a TV station.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.00,0:04:27.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They wanted to do a story on the Prince in \Nblack everyone in town is talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.14,0:04:31.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it seems I can't live a quiet life.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.61,0:04:34.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter where I go the rumors start flying.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.22,0:04:38.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? In that case, next time they come \NI'll tell them it's okay to film.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.49,0:04:47.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So I heard from Yashiro that \Nyou were out yesterday--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.34,0:04:50.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, you can talk normally.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.67,0:04:52.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nobody here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.29,0:04:55.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you meet up with Benten again yesterday?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.10,0:04:56.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.62,0:04:58.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's so dangerous!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.07,0:05:00.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.99,0:05:05.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's crazy. If you're not careful \Nyou'll get boiled in a hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.95,0:05:09.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tanuki have been boiled in \Nhot pots since ancient times, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.68,0:05:15.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyhow, humans are more treacherous \Nand nasty than even tengu or kitsune.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.54,0:05:19.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Prof. Akadama asked me \Nto see her, so I had to.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.41,0:05:24.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The professor should know better at his \Nage than to get infatuated like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.78,0:05:27.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,People like him cause the most trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.77,0:05:30.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the prince is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.54,0:05:32.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, if it isn't Andy!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.31,0:05:35.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Ando. How about a rematch?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.43,0:05:38.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was hoping you'd say that, Andy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.03,0:05:40.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go to Yajiro's.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.61,0:05:44.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Well, please make sure he's still alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.99,0:05:50.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you could just go see him, Mother. \NYou haven't gone even once, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.09,0:05:53.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He would hate it if I went.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.38,0:05:57.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's over there doing what he \Ndoes because he believes in it,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.20,0:05:59.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm ashamed of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.08,0:06:03.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The weather's bad today, \Nso don't stay out too long.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.97,0:06:07.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo, on your way back swing \Nby the Ebisugawa power plant
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.78,0:06:10.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and pick up Yashiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.47,0:06:15.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Prince, where do you want to play?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.39,0:06:17.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll come by you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.25,0:06:42.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.20,0:06:49.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shimogamo Yashiro, how many \Ntimes has it been now?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.11,0:06:52.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's nothing left for me \Nto take out of your wages.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.02,0:06:54.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in debt now, sheer debt!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.14,0:06:56.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But, the one who bumped into me was--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.17,0:07:00.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to pin the blame \Non me? Big Brother, tell him off!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.78,0:07:02.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're a terrible nuisance!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.03,0:07:03.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.20,0:07:07.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's enlightened vocabulary \Nused to abuse those
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.09,0:07:10.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,who pick fights over distorted pretexts.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.80,0:07:14.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice one, Big Brother. \NThat calls for applause.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.97,0:07:20.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,By the time we get back, you \Nbetter have it cleaned up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.21,0:07:22.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Better have it cleaned up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.04,0:07:24.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the problem with \Nthe Shimogamo family.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.54,0:07:26.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It really, really is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.71,0:07:30.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A "terrible nuisance."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.97,0:07:33.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess this is \Njust part of my training.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.06,0:07:48.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.53,0:07:52.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.58,0:07:54.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't see a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.22,0:07:56.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Meh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.16,0:07:58.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna eat dinner here. It's gyudon.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.79,0:08:02.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Gyudon, must be tasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.96,0:08:10.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a real tragedy you got so used to \Nthat form that you can't change back.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.72,0:08:13.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you been practicing at all?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.59,0:08:18.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The night I realized no matter what \Nit wouldn't work I felt kinda down,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.56,0:08:21.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I've given up now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.01,0:08:25.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, I never had any intention of going \Nback to being a tanuki in the first place.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.76,0:08:28.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You get what you wish for, yo.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.24,0:08:30.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you still get lots of visitors?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.14,0:08:33.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well it's calmed down a bit \Nsince last year, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.45,0:08:39.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, back when I was a tanuki \Neven the pups called me stupid,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.35,0:08:43.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but now, so many people come to see me that \NI'd actually like some time to myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.34,0:08:45.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no time to feel lonely.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.97,0:08:49.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You think you can bury me \Nalive with all your worries?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.75,0:08:56.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyone feels ridiculous talkin' \Nat a hole in the ground,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.03,0:09:01.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but that said, if there's no one to hear \Nyour worries then there's no point.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.05,0:09:06.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's where I come in, a forgotten no-good \Ntanuki half dropped-out of society.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.09,0:09:09.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no changing back for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.03,0:09:11.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anytime you come, you know I'm \Nin the bottom of the well.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.15,0:09:15.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The convenience factor is what made me a hit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.52,0:09:19.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you, like, give advice or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.59,0:09:23.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't actually \Ncare about all those guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.51,0:09:29.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe there are benefits to having \Na listener you're not close to.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.18,0:09:35.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At any rate, I'm a frog in a well. \NI "know nothing of the sea."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.64,0:09:38.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't care about Mother \Nand the rest of us either?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.16,0:09:42.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey now, I'm not as rotten as all that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.33,0:09:46.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, I'm a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.81,0:09:50.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, now that you mention it, \NYaichiro came by the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.31,0:09:52.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He did? What for?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.97,0:09:57.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He must have been worried about something. \NLeft without saying a word, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.02,0:10:00.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think he meant to \Nlecture you and then gave up?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.75,0:10:03.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't seem that way.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.04,0:10:06.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a lotta things to \Nworry about, too, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.66,0:10:09.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.48,0:10:14.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Lately I've been feelin' so sorry for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.99,0:10:21.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's doin' all he can to follow in our great \Nfather Shimogamo Soichiro's footsteps
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.17,0:10:25.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but his little brothers are \Na frog, an idiot, and a kid.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.07,0:10:26.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Utterly useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.77,0:10:29.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't argue with that. Wouldn't even try.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:30.98,0:10:32.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Yasaburo.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.97,0:10:37.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were Father's favorite.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.98,0:10:42.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard he even asked Prof. Akadama \Nto pay special attention to you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.93,0:10:46.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"He's the one who's most like me."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.25,0:10:48.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the first I've heard of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.12,0:10:53.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you remember the last \Nthing Father said to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.70,0:10:54.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.97,0:10:59.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't remember Father's last \Nwords for the life of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.68,0:11:02.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm mad at myself about that even now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.60,0:11:06.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, where's Mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.15,0:11:09.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At that pool hall she goes to. Why'd you ask?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.23,0:11:14.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a big one comin'. I can't sit still.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.51,0:11:18.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Raijin, God of Thunder, has arrived.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.31,0:11:27.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta pick up Yashiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.40,0:11:36.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yashiro...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.55,0:11:41.55,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Renewed attack
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.51,0:11:50.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Say hello to... Shimogamo Yasaburo!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.65,0:11:52.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.08,0:11:55.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh ho, Yasaburo is here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.18,0:11:56.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bam!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.69,0:11:58.69,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Higuchi Ichiyo
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.95,0:12:07.95,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(362.597,145.143)}Electric Brandy factory
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.95,0:12:07.95,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(389.221,394.915)}Ebisugawa power plant
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.42,0:12:11.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.80,0:12:16.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,that little brother of yours left \Nhis work and fled the factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.79,0:12:21.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like that! Mother doesn't \Ndo well with thunder, so--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.11,0:12:25.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're doing you a favor letting you work \Nbecause you said you wanted to train!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.01,0:12:27.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And all you've been doing is causing trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.16,0:12:30.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't just stand by while \Nyou leave your work unfinished.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.56,0:12:33.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's exactly right, Big \NBrother. We can't stand by.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.81,0:12:38.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A grown up is a grown up precisely because \Nthey do the work assigned to them--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.63,0:12:39.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.56,0:12:41.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,...without complaining.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.32,0:12:44.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't mean to stick my \Nnose in your business--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.48,0:12:45.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.50,0:12:51.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm concerned about the \Nfuture of the Shimogamo family!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.85,0:12:55.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Shimogamo family is a bunch \Nof blockheads, Big Brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.52,0:12:59.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The second eldest is a frog, \Nthe third is an idiot,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.29,0:13:02.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is about all we can \Nexpect of the youngest brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.51,0:13:05.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We Ebisugawas have to step it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.38,0:13:08.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, the future of tanuki \Nsociety is looking bleak.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.03,0:13:10.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll be okay as long as \Nyou're here, Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.22,0:13:13.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're one of those "stars of hope."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.23,0:13:14.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ginkaku,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.66,0:13:18.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Higuchi Ichiyo" is a person's \Nname, not fancy vocab.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.40,0:13:26.03,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(424.935,326.229)}Higuchi Ichiyo
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.93,0:13:23.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't trick me! Are \Nyou a vocabulary teacher?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.72,0:13:26.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, is it really a name?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.03,0:13:28.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, no, no, don't believe a word of that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.55,0:13:30.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Higuchi Ichiyo" means
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.60,0:13:35.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"a solitary dead leaf is stuck \Non the end of the drain spout."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.77,0:13:39.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's enlightened vocabulary that \Nexpresses the melancholy of autumn.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.45,0:13:41.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I read it in a book!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.37,0:13:45.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right! I pretty much knew that.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.47,0:13:49.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Now then, hand over your puny little brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.38,0:13:51.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll teach him a lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.43,0:13:56.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Father gave us carte blanche.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.11,0:14:00.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our job is to teach him the \Ndiscipline having a job entails.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.18,0:14:04.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And we won't leave our work unfinished!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.60,0:14:06.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So let's have that little brother of yours...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.52,0:14:08.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think so!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.09,0:14:10.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're being selfish as usual, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.54,0:14:18.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I am forever lamenting guys like you who\N make light of tanuki society rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.54,0:14:23.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm forever thinking that you guys are \Nunqualified to say stuff like that to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.42,0:14:26.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, we {\i1}are{\i0} qualified. Because we're great.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.88,0:14:29.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, Mother's in trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.55,0:14:30.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.78,0:14:35.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll retreat now and come back later with a \Nperfectly dirty scheme to really shut them up.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.89,0:14:37.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinkaku, Ginkaku!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.32,0:14:47.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yaichiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.55,0:14:52.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh, my butt!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.29,0:14:58.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh boy, now I'm flying. Somebody catch me...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.66,0:15:03.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,KamoTiger, you jerk!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.70,0:15:06.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, Shimogamo Yaichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.19,0:15:30.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not there!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.92,0:15:34.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a whole lot of problems \Nwith you biting me there!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.38,0:15:59.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you dilly-dallying?! \NHurry up and get on!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.63,0:16:06.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you fight back when those \NEbisugawa guys insult you like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.82,0:16:10.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have the backbone to risk yourself\N in order to protect your family's honor?!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.92,0:16:15.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno what you mean by our \N"family's honor" or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.27,0:16:20.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A guy who thinks everything's fine \Nas long as he's having fun wouldn't!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.48,0:16:23.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I swear, you are the most unfilial brat!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.19,0:16:26.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Father is surely suffering in the next world.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.45,0:16:30.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Father wasn't the type of tanuki \Nwho cared about stuff like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.08,0:16:34.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And Big Brother, I told them to go to hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.97,0:16:42.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the Prince in black here?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.41,0:16:46.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As soon as it started thundering he \Nseemed kind of in a hurry, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.61,0:16:49.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,in all the hubbub over the tanuki, \NI'm not sure where he went.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.52,0:16:51.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hubbub over a tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.03,0:16:53.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Supposedly a tanuki showed up in that cafe.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.19,0:16:55.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And what happened to that tanuki?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.33,0:16:57.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At some point it went off somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.06,0:16:59.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.79,0:17:07.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, you just had to \Ngo play pool, didn't you!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.42,0:17:11.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We must send a messenger immediately \Nto call all the tanuki of Kyoto
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.77,0:17:14.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and carry out an emergency search!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.57,0:17:17.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You make such a fuss over everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.22,0:17:20.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what'll we do if she \Ngets hit by a car again?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.40,0:17:25.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really think she's gonna run on purpose \Nto Gojo or Shijo where there's a ton of cars?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.65,0:17:28.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, let's split up and \Nsearch around the bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.48,0:17:32.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, let's take care of that first. \NI'll take command!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.58,0:17:35.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,First, Yaichiro will head \Nfor Doshisha University!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.63,0:17:39.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, wait I'm Yaichiro. \NI'll look around Doshisha University!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.31,0:17:43.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo, go north of the Kamogawa river!\N Yashiro, head across the bridge!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.04,0:17:46.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,South of the Kamogawa, Yasaburo! \NYou'll search there!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.12,0:17:48.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't go north and south at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.78,0:17:50.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, then Yajiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.21,0:17:53.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro is in a well. On \Ntop of that, he's a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.71,0:17:57.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How useless does he have \Nto be before he is happy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.53,0:17:59.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What have I done to deserve this?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.06,0:18:03.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are little brothers \Nall such useless guys?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.02,0:18:06.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please calm down. I'm most \Nworried about you at this point.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.25,0:18:09.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just split up and look.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.80,0:18:22.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she there?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.03,0:18:23.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.54,0:18:25.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder where she went.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.64,0:18:43.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.93,0:18:46.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Phew!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.85,0:18:50.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crud!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.00,0:18:54.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were under the bridge the whole time?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.43,0:18:57.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The daughter of the \NEbisugawas stayed with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.77,0:19:01.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just as I was about to fall \Nin the river, she saved me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.61,0:19:04.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.83,0:19:13.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kaisei?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.54,0:19:17.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How long are you gonna stand \Naround? Hurry up and go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.43,0:19:19.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I should thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.42,0:19:21.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.36,0:19:25.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to give \Nyour mother a cold? Idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.28,0:19:26.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.82,0:19:31.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Give my regards to your shithead \Nbrothers Kinkaku and Ginkaku,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.19,0:19:33.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,although I don't think \Nthey'll be back for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.41,0:19:36.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Get home safely.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.92,0:19:40.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.49,0:19:42.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I said thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.11,0:19:45.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Ebisugawas can all go to hell,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.92,0:19:47.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but she's different.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.70,0:20:01.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad I have you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.17,0:20:06.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if Soichiro isn't \Nhere, I still have you.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.10,0:20:13.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our dad was one of the well-known, \Ngreat tanuki of Kyoto.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.89,0:20:19.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He was respected by many tanuki and with \Nthat influence, he united tanuki society,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.36,0:20:23.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but regrettably, several \Nyears ago he passed away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.00,0:20:27.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He was eaten, as an ingredient in a hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:28.27,0:20:30.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When we found out that dad had died,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.50,0:20:34.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,we brothers were dumbfounded for half a day
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.26,0:20:36.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and then finally started to cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.53,0:20:41.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,As long as tanuki exist there will be \Ntimes they are boiled to make hot pot.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.52,0:20:43.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So what's so unusual about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.92,0:20:47.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Grow up to be splendid \Ntanuki like your father,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.65,0:20:50.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,who can turn up your noses at \Nthe Friday Fellows' hot pot!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.65,0:20:54.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just don't end up getting \Nboiled in one like him!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.47,0:20:58.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, anyone but you. \NNever get boiled in a hot pot!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.15,0:21:13.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother, you raised splendid \Nkids just like you said,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.81,0:21:16.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,except us three are useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.34,0:21:19.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And on top of that, one is a frog.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.57,0:21:22.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care if you're \Na frog or what you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.77,0:21:26.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just happy to have you all in this world.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.58,0:21:30.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus, you're all great tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.16,0:21:33.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I know it.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.79,0:21:39.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our mother doesn't believe \Nfor one minute that
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.00,0:21:43.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,her children are notorious \Nlosers in tanuki society.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.25,0:21:46.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She has no doubt that
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.22,0:21:51.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,every last one of us kids are fit to follow \Nin the footsteps of our deceased dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.95,0:21:55.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Our dad was great,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:55.87,0:21:59.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and you know, so is our mom.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:31.42,0:23:33.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Benten did what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.39,0:23:36.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the shameless, outrageous--
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.10,0:23:39.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a1}You can't watch! Nobody can see this but me!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.39,0:23:39.93,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a7}Yakushibo's Inner Parlor