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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.20,0:00:05.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,1,200 years since Emperor Kammu settled \Non a location for the palace...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.23,0:00:11.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,These days 1.5 million humans \Nlive in the city of Kyoto.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.26,0:00:14.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But wait, one moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.10,0:00:21.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"Humans, they're naught but an \Naccompaniment to our history.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.94,0:00:25.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We were the ones who built \Nhistory, and this city,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.48,0:00:27.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,say some big-talking tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.47,0:00:30.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But wait, one moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.61,0:00:39.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"The skies above the palace have been \Nour territory since ancient times.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.91,0:00:42.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fear and respect us who \Ndwell in the heavens,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.04,0:00:45.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,someone arrogantly opined.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.85,0:00:47.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A tengu.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.76,0:00:53.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Humans live in the city, \Ntanuki crawl the earth,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.06,0:00:55.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,tengu fly through the air.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.44,0:01:00.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since the Heian era relocation, humans, tanuki, \Nand tengu have maintained a delicate balance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.70,0:01:05.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what keeps the great wheel of \Nthis city turning round and round.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.34,0:01:10.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,More fun than anything is \Nwatching that wheel spin.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.86,0:01:19.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm what you'd call a tanuki, \Nbut too proud to be a {\i1}mere{\i0} tanuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.83,0:01:24.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I admire tengu from afar \Nand love imitating humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.06,0:01:28.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For that reason, my daily \Nlife is so dizzyingly busy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.92,0:01:31.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no time to be bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.95,0:03:05.95,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,Episode One: \NGoddess of the Noryoyuka
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.97,0:03:24.26,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,25th Shimogamo Summer Used Book Fair, \NAugust 11th (Sun.) - 16 (Fri.)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.68,0:03:23.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.37,0:03:27.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Going around looking like that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.37,0:03:32.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you keep changing forms all the \Ntime, Yaichiro'll scold you again.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.25,0:03:35.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tanuki societal norms can \Neat dirt for all I care.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.36,0:03:38.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But hey, did you need something?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.10,0:03:41.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going to Prof. Akadama's place, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.99,0:03:44.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom said to use this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.03,0:03:45.03,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Demachi shopping arcade Masugata
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.86,0:03:48.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She said she found it on the ground \Nin the ticket office at the station.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.26,0:03:52.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell me this is actually a leaf...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.69,0:04:07.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,See you later.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.39,0:04:13.14,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Demachi shopping arcade Masugata
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.56,0:04:50.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's {\i1}with{\i0} you?! I'll scream!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.25,0:04:52.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.54,0:04:55.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit messing around!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.79,0:04:59.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you suppose to be? Even \Njust looking at you is embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.03,0:05:01.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So don't look then.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.74,0:05:03.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't quibble!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.77,0:05:06.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you think of it as a favor \Nto our master, Prof. Akadama--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.93,0:05:07.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.41,0:05:10.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We're already branded as it is,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.26,0:05:16.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,as the regrettable children who failed to \Ninherit the blood of Shimogamo Soichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.93,0:05:24.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just be good until after the \NNise-emon election, got it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.53,0:05:39.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your daughter?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.56,0:05:42.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My younger brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:49.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You airhead!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.64,0:05:54.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You really think such a cheap \Ntrick would make me happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.38,0:06:00.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, it's precisely for your sake that, \Nas you rot away here day after day,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.68,0:06:03.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,as a breath of fresh air for your stale life--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.71,0:06:06.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no interest in seeing \Nyour alluring figure!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.57,0:06:11.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you unable to comprehend the degree of \Nartistry achieved in this transformation?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.15,0:06:14.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Behold! The swell of this perfect chest,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.25,0:06:18.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,the slenderness of these hips, \Nall the rest of this pert--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.15,0:06:20.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut it out, don't be weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.68,0:06:24.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean you can't forgive \Nyourself for getting turned on?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.53,0:06:28.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In that case you're barking up the \Nwrong tree getting mad at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.30,0:06:32.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't be made a fool by the likes of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.90,0:06:33.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all the impuden--
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.53,0:06:44.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I bought you a bento.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.99,0:06:46.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please eat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.97,0:06:56.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen Benten lately?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.97,0:06:59.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, haven't seen her in a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.65,0:07:03.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She hasn't come around here in a long time.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.83,0:07:05.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder how she's doing, wherever she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.98,0:07:09.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no way she'd want to \Ncome back to a place like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.57,0:07:10.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.75,0:07:17.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,For me, it's still impossible.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.21,0:07:26.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's all this then?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.37,0:07:29.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Here before you is one
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.13,0:07:33.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo, third son of Shimogawa Soichiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.05,0:07:37.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I come bearing a gift for \NNyoigatake Yakushibo.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.04,0:07:39.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.57,0:07:50.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't have gone to such trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.30,0:07:53.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you wearing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.43,0:07:55.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it weird?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.24,0:07:59.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're not human either, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.86,0:08:02.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm, we'll have to see about that. And you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.18,0:08:05.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just a Suzuki Satomi.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.66,0:08:07.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave him be, don't tease.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.67,0:08:11.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's sly, that one - a nasty fellow.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.69,0:08:12.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He seems interesting!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.05,0:08:14.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Him, interesting?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.90,0:08:20.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a clever one - capable, but \Nknows nothing of self improvement.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.29,0:08:22.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll never amount to anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.13,0:08:24.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He seems to be quite fond of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.25,0:08:26.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be absurd.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.58,0:08:31.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to see the flowers?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.12,0:08:41.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen such a splendid cherry tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.02,0:08:44.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.14,0:08:48.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you try doing what I taught you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.45,0:08:50.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I can't yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.55,0:08:52.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Give it a try.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.29,0:09:14.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.61,0:09:19.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To be a tengu is
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.93,0:09:21.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,to fly through the sky at will.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.98,0:09:38.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Awful, awful! I can't \Nbelieve I just ate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.02,0:09:43.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's get this place's bento again next time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.56,0:09:47.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate half of it so it must \Nnot have been that bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.66,0:09:50.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that any way to treat your master?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.50,0:09:52.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'll just get this over with cheaply," psh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.99,0:09:58.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is Friday.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.97,0:10:03.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I dare say Benten is out \Nwith The Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.45,0:10:06.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She must be having a good time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.65,0:10:10.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's so fun about hanging \Naround those humans?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.87,0:10:14.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Benten's human, too. Had you forgotten?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.77,0:10:16.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's always out partying at night...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.84,0:10:20.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If I don't keep an eye on her she \Nimmediately strays down the path of evil.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:20.98,0:10:22.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh well.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.97,0:10:27.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you think "strays down the path \Nof evil" is a strange way to put...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.40,0:10:28.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shush!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.29,0:10:35.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This place airs out better than you'd think.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.49,0:10:45.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty much the only ones who come \Naround here are you and the bugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.50,0:10:47.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How dreary.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.72,0:10:50.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to be given a bit of thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.48,0:10:52.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who asked you to come?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.76,0:10:58.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were such a troublesome student.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.56,0:11:03.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was finally rid of the chore \Nof seeing that mug of yours
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.54,0:11:06.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and now I'm supposed to be happy \Nwhen you nonchalantly drop by?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.04,0:11:09.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm fresh out of lectures!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.50,0:11:14.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn't you say that the worse the \Nstudent, the more you love them, Prof?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.43,0:11:17.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who said that?! Idiot...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.31,0:11:25.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Since you've got nothing better to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.22,0:11:28.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,go find Benten and bring her here.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.29,0:11:33.06,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No way. Even if I try to \Npersuade her she won't come.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.66,0:11:36.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, I loath both Benten \Nand The Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.94,0:11:39.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, while you're out \Nplease pick up some Q-tips.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.29,0:11:43.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When my ears are itchy I'm \Nliable to unleash a whirlwind.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.60,0:11:46.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a new package of \NQ-tips on the washstand.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.33,0:11:49.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't I been saying I'm not going to go?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.34,0:11:52.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait one moment, I think I'll write a letter.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.25,0:11:55.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm, Ben, ben, ten, ten...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.12,0:11:55.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You stubborn old tengu!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.08,0:11:58.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quietly clean out your ears and get to bed!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.73,0:11:59.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Err, it'd be better to use her real name here...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.24,0:12:01.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What was it again?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.28,0:12:06.07,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,To Suzuki Satomi
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.68,0:12:09.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Make sure that you deliver \Nthis to Benten tonight.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.51,0:12:12.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Consider this your honorable duty.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.70,0:12:17.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I, Shimogamo Yasaburo, accept this mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.70,0:12:18.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.30,0:12:38.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just the prop for Cupid.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.02,0:12:43.03,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(347.475,297.733)}Demachi \Nshopping arcade {smp: I adjusted the placement and style of these so they are actually aligned with the labels. luckily i had a friend nearby who can read a little japanese and we figured it out. But for the next time, you can just drag stuff to change their placement by selecting that blue four-way directional arrow on the lefthand column of icons next to the video, and then dragging the little squares above each line.}
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.02,0:12:43.03,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(202.828,299.866)}Chikurintei
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.02,0:12:43.03,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(275.555,97.2)}Masugata Co-op
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.64,0:12:52.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Seven Lucky Gods, Seven Lucky Gods...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.54,0:13:01.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That... must be them?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.60,0:13:04.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I don't see the essential...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.19,0:13:07.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There she is!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.39,0:13:19.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Of all people, Nyoigatake Yakushibo...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.86,0:13:23.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,it's exactly as if he's a \Nday-dreaming high school idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.36,0:13:41.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,One shot like a modern-day Nasu no Yoichi!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.35,0:13:49.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.29,0:13:52.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.75,0:13:54.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yikes!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.02,0:13:57.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How awful!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.98,0:14:07.24,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Akegarasu
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.97,0:14:11.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is no place for a young la--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.59,0:14:12.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me, it's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:13.26,0:14:14.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh {\i1}you{\i0}, sheesh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.38,0:14:16.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Going around looking like that again!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.85,0:14:20.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,These powers were bestowed \Nexclusively upon us,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.28,0:14:22.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,so what's wrong with me \Nusing them however I like?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.68,0:14:24.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're so good at shape-shifting,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.95,0:14:28.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,you could at least take on an \Nappropriate form when you come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.47,0:14:29.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,An Electric Brandy.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.64,0:14:31.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have an Aka 'n Shochu.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.26,0:14:39.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What was all that about \Nearlier? You startled me.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.19,0:14:43.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The professor told me to deliver \Nthe love letter, so I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.74,0:14:49.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were all the way across the river, so \NI took the liberty of sending it by arrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.24,0:14:54.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you looking for a fight?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.72,0:14:57.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you could call it \Na token of my love-hate.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.12,0:15:01.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I enjoy making sure people \Nlooking for fights find them.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.84,0:15:03.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm okay, thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.38,0:15:09.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You ruined my precious fan and The \NFriday Fellows are in an uproar.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.63,0:15:13.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I said I wasn't feeling well and left.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.00,0:15:17.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If I had really wanted \Nto hit you, I would have.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.09,0:15:19.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.72,0:15:22.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Thwack, right through my eyeball.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.39,0:15:27.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My apologies about the \Nfan. If you like, I can--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.01,0:15:30.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No thanks, I'll be holding on to this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.93,0:15:38.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That love letter... did you read it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.87,0:15:42.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, the professor is \Ngetting all worked up again?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.85,0:15:45.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Fretting and fretting - he's \Nbecoming impossible to deal with.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.01,0:15:49.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? Well I haven't been back in so long.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.37,0:15:53.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Couldn't you try to go at least once a week?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.70,0:15:56.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want you to meddle in this.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.52,0:16:00.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any intention of \Npoking my nose into it, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.84,0:16:02.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not even a dog would sniff that.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.17,0:16:04.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He says, even though he's a "raccoon dog."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:04.95,0:16:06.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't suppose you go for tanuki...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.74,0:16:10.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a human, what can you expect?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.97,0:16:20.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you're looking for a \Nfight, I'll find one for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.55,0:16:22.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Terrific.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.59,0:16:26.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Then I'll catch you and make you \Ninto a stew for our year-end bash.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.43,0:16:28.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Always so unreasonable.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.35,0:16:30.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a Friday Fellows custom.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.52,0:16:35.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At the end of every year we \Nstew a tanuki and eat it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.81,0:16:38.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bartender, another round.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.68,0:16:41.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.60,0:16:45.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,why are you looking so cute today?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.42,0:16:50.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I would add some flavor \Nto the professor's daily life.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:50.94,0:16:53.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I got her to look pretty cute, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.91,0:16:55.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A beautiful display of master-disciple love.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.53,0:16:58.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd think, but I got a good scolding.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.39,0:17:02.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That selfish old tengu. \NYou can just leave him be.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.43,0:17:05.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.46,0:17:12.19,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Demon King Cedar \Nincident is getting to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.84,0:17:15.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't bother you, I take it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.66,0:17:17.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What should bother me?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.76,0:17:21.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's our fault the professor \Ncan't fly anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.46,0:17:23.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You were the one who \Ntransformed into the cedar.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.22,0:17:26.73,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And then the professor \Nfell and hurt his back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.30,0:17:29.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you were the one who \Ncame up with the plan!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.93,0:17:31.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, and?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.51,0:17:38.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what makes you a human, I guess. \NYou guys are way worse than tengu.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.20,0:17:40.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry to say,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.72,0:17:45.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but you don't understand the \Nprofessor's feelings one bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:46.62,0:17:49.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Minamiza. That's where the professor is.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.91,0:17:58.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't know whether I'm \Ngoing to meet him or not.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.87,0:18:01.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry to have presum--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.56,0:18:14.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How you even managed to stay \Nalive this long is beyond me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.74,0:18:16.47,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is what I live for.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.95,0:18:22.33,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Shijo Ohashi
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.56,0:18:48.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.14,0:18:51.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,you got a lot of nerve.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.74,0:18:53.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.29,0:18:58.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm about to stand up, and if you don't \Nmind, I'll wrap my arms around you.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.56,0:19:04.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And then if you don't mind, well I think the \Ntwo of us might take a leisurely mid-air stroll.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.29,0:19:09.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't offer to do things \Nyou clearly can't, Master.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.00,0:19:12.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.40,0:19:34.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Professor.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.52,0:19:36.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.35,0:19:38.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.02,0:19:41.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Drunk, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.76,0:19:44.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I did have a bit to drink.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.59,0:19:46.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Always screwing around, you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.20,0:19:48.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm going to call it a night.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.10,0:19:52.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,W-Wait, I'm going home, \Ntoo, so hail us a taxi.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.21,0:19:57.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor, I think a quick flight \Nwould be faster than a taxi, but?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.94,0:20:04.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please don't be spiteful.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.81,0:20:09.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How pathetic, my back hurts \Nso much I can't even move.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.95,0:20:21.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You idiot, haven't I told you \Nto cut out the maiden look?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.55,0:20:24.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like a granddaughter has \Ncome to pick up her grandfather.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.10,0:20:35.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You still haven't told me what \Nyou were doing over there...?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:36.03,0:20:40.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, well, sometimes I like \Nto have a drink in Gion.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.85,0:20:41.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.45,0:20:53.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,To be a tengu is to fly \Nthrough the sky at will...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.47,0:20:55.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't you say?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.15,0:21:02.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's nothing wrong with \Ntaking a taxi now and then.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.95,0:21:05.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, nothing wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.67,0:21:10.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Even I get sick of transforming sometimes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.60,0:21:15.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you lumping me together \Nwith you hairballs?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.62,0:21:17.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Once,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.27,0:21:22.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wrestled with the difficult question \Nof how one should live as a tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.36,0:21:26.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I felt I understood how to \Nlive an interesting life, but
Dialogue: 0,0:21:27.32,0:21:31.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,it was unclear what else I should do.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.11,0:21:35.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And then, somewhere along the line, \Nidling away my time doing nothing,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.77,0:21:40.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I realized that there's \Nnothing else I need to do
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.03,0:21:42.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,besides live an interesting life.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:32.08,0:23:35.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big brother, oh no! The \Ngod of thunder is coming!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:35.23,0:23:37.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We have to hurry and let mom know!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.77,0:23:39.97,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom and Raijin, God of Thunder