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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.33,0:00:07.94,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This Scissor Tool was left behind \Nby the whore who killed my father!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.59,0:00:10.53,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You're going to tell me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.78,0:00:14.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Who's the owner of this \Nscissor, Satsuki Kiryuin?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.68,0:00:19.06,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You said your name is Ryuko Matoi?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.68,0:00:24.00,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You're Isshin Matoi's child?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.31,0:00:28.41,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You know who my father is?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:31.76,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'm afraid I'm consuming too much of your blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.15,0:00:34.26,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Great, a rapist vampire suit...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.74,0:00:36.04,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,At this rate of blood loss,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.04,0:00:38.26,Default,,0,0,0,,you will lose consciousness \Nin five minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:40.10,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't sound so calm about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.46,0:00:49.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'll take you out for tea and crumpets \Nanother day, Satsuki Kiryuin!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.51,0:00:52.28,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't let her escape! \NFly my pretties, fly! Fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.30,0:00:55.10,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't bother.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.59,0:00:57.36,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,B-But mein führeri!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:01:01.83,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She'll come crawling back sooner or later
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.35,0:01:08.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Lady Satsuki... Your light \Ngave me an erection.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.98,0:01:13.80,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Your cup of fresh tears, Miss.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.03,0:01:18.03,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,A girl in a flash suit, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.08,0:01:22.97,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,EPISODE 2\NSO SEXY SHE MIGHT PASS OUT
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.00,0:02:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Notes: Gainax is famous for their \Nbreast jiggles. This is a reference.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.85,0:03:05.39,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh wow! The rape train delivered us a naked chick!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.39,0:03:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: When you come across an \N unconscious girl, you should always \N take advantage of the situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.00,0:03:10.00,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: Due to TV Broadcasting rules \N Trigger was not able to show the rape scene.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.00,0:03:13.00,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: However, there are some sad neckbeards \N that will pick such girls up and bring them home.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.70,0:03:26.08,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.08,0:03:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,You dare make a move on me knowing that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.03,0:03:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm El Mariachi, \Nthe Guitar Case Drifter!?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.03,0:03:31.12,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,My tool! My tool's gone!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.12,0:03:31.88,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.88,0:03:34.40,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Thanks! Be careful, Mako! \NThis perv tried to—
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.63,0:03:36.19,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Dad, are you having an asthma attack again?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.19,0:03:37.05,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dad"?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.01,0:03:38.76,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Dad?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.13,0:03:41.87,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,My most sincere apologies unto you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.34,0:03:44.28,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Wow, I really felt that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.28,0:03:45.89,Default,,0,0,0,,You should teach my wife how to punch like this! \N Do you know her?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.89,0:03:49.45,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Of course I do!\N I owe her for saving my life!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.56,0:03:51.16,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,BARAZO "MAGILLA GORILLA" MANKANSHOKU
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.31,0:03:53.03,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You were totally bad-ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.03,0:03:55.96,Default,,0,0,0,,swinging that tool around half-naked!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.02,0:03:58.55,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,MATARO MANKANSHOKU
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.19,0:03:58.55,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Nobody in their right mind \Nwould fight dressed like that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.67,0:04:01.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Fuck you! I'm experimenting, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.24,0:04:02.30,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That hurt, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.30,0:04:04.84,Default,,0,0,0,,I was the white knight that saved your ass earlier!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.70,0:04:09.14,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If emasculating my husband or Mataro \Nmakes you feel better,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.14,0:04:11.43,Default,,0,0,0,,feel free to pound away!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.58,0:04:13.10,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,SUKUYO MANKANSHOKU
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.12,0:04:15.06,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,BACK-ALLEY DOCTOR MANKANSHOKU\N DEAD LOLI STORAGE
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.00,0:04:17.00,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,How did I—
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.00,0:04:19.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Daddy treated you!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.16,0:04:21.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You'd never guess it, but \Nhe's a back-alley doctor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.38,0:04:23.04,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If you compare the number \Nof people he's killed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.04,0:04:24.65,Default,,0,0,0,,versus those he's saved, \Nhe's killed more!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.65,0:04:26.07,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That's not good...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.26,0:04:27.89,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't worry about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.89,0:04:30.10,Default,,0,0,0,,The dead ones don't sue you.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.10,0:04:30.79,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.54,0:04:34.42,Default,,0,0,0,,I hate to butt in, dear, \N but the food's done!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.27,0:04:37.73,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Go ahead, Ryuko! Don't be shy!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.73,0:04:40.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,These are rotted potatoes with spuds and larva,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.24,0:04:43.15,Default,,0,0,0,,and fermented fish oil in miso soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.15,0:04:46.51,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh, you! I use only \N organic ingredients from Whole Foods in my cooking!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.09,0:04:48.85,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Better dig in before I eat it all!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.25,0:04:54.89,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Down, Guts! Your food is out there!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.54,0:04:58.86,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,GUTS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.17,0:05:01.65,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,We call him Guts 'cause \Nhe eats with "gusto."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.92,0:05:04.99,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You're skinnier than a UNICEF child, so eat up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.20,0:05:08.41,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't just sit there, eat!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.18,0:05:13.36,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The scissor is not the issue here, Dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.77,0:05:18.38,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.23,0:05:22.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Across this line you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.21,0:05:23.84,Default,,0,0,0,,DO NOT...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.61,0:05:28.73,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Also, dude, it's we who shall pave the \Nway to humanity's future.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.73,0:05:31.01,Default,,0,0,0,,The Goku Uniforms are \Ntools meant for that end.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.66,0:05:34.37,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The uniforms that this country \Nmakes its students wear
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.37,0:05:36.44,Default,,0,0,0,,are based on surplus military uniforms \Nand the Donald Duck cartoon.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.38,0:05:39.58,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The raised collars on boys' \Nuniforms comes from Fidel Castro's design
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.58,0:05:42.72,Default,,0,0,0,,Girls' sailor uniforms are \Njust that – uniforms for seamen.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.76,0:05:45.93,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This country is a state that \Ndecided to make its youths wear
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.93,0:05:48.11,Default,,0,0,0,,military uniforms as \Npart of their education in cosplaying.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.72,0:05:51.63,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,In which case, we at Honnouji Academy
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.63,0:05:53.59,Default,,0,0,0,,shall treat them as supa-dupa uniforms.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.10,0:05:57.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,They shall be symbols of our power \Nover the wild animals in the slums.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.02,0:05:59.57,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,All of y'all in the Sewing Club are the
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.57,0:06:02.64,Default,,0,0,0,,chosen sweatshop workers for our Fasco-Capitalist \NInstrumentality Project For Humans™
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.11,0:06:04.53,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If you fuck up, we'll kill\Nyou and your families.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.53,0:06:06.93,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Thank you for your kind words.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.53,0:06:09.88,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Wackball Club Captain Omiko Hakodate,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.88,0:06:11.97,Default,,0,0,0,,Third Year Class T, \Nreporting as ordered.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.49,0:06:15.04,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,How are preparations for the \NHokkaido interleague match coming?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.04,0:06:18.42,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Mein führeri. All club members are devoting \Nthemselves entirely to training.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.92,0:06:20.19,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Those Tibetan monks from the monastery
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.19,0:06:21.98,Default,,0,0,0,,will feel our wrath down to the \Ncenter of their chakras!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.30,0:06:25.94,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,the might of Honnouji Academy \Nand Führeri Satsuki Kiryuin.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.13,0:06:29.14,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This is armed suppression in the \Nguise of an interleague match.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.14,0:06:30.62,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If the Wackball Club is successful,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.62,0:06:33.17,Default,,0,0,0,,our control of northern \NJapan will be complete.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.17,0:06:34.68,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't fail us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.68,0:06:35.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.94,0:06:42.86,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This is a Ball-Whacking-spec, \NAthleticism-augmenting Two-Star Goku Uniform.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.86,0:06:45.13,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,TL Note: The balls in the suit are powered by implications. \NA gift from Lady Satsuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.30,0:06:49.55,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,At last, a Two-Star Goku \NUniform of my very own!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.86,0:06:51.41,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Domo arigato mein führeri!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.41,0:06:53.45,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Carry out your mission.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.45,0:06:55.01,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Without fail, mein führeri!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.50,0:06:57.56,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The entire Whackball Club shall \Npull together and redouble
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.56,0:07:00.52,Default,,0,0,0,,its efforts and train even harder \Nfor the interleague match!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.50,0:07:06.76,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Why do you not wear \Na Goku Uniform, Miss?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.76,0:07:10.34,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Shut up, Alfred. You know \N how I look in that damn suit...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.34,0:07:13.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Perhaps no uniform is worthy of your pureness.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.32,0:07:26.31,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Hey, are you awake?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.07,0:07:32.45,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What the hell are you, Gekkei-chi?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.45,0:07:34.01,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Quit your quibbling!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.01,0:07:36.49,Default,,0,0,0,,All right, I'll make \Nyou wear me by force!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.25,0:07:40.31,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,W-What kind of sick \Noutfit is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.58,0:07:41.79,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I was born this way.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.79,0:07:43.75,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't be so damn candid about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.75,0:07:46.05,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Get off me! Come off, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.05,0:07:48.35,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Anyway, just get away from me,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.35,0:07:50.03,Default,,0,0,0,,you perverted cosplay uniform!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.26,0:07:55.70,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Where'd that power come from?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.97,0:07:58.06,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This power is from the both of us
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.06,0:08:00.52,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I drank your blood and awakened.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.52,0:08:03.86,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Whenever you put me on, \Nwhenever I am worn by you,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.86,0:08:05.67,Default,,0,0,0,,our true selves will be manifested.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.90,0:08:08.72,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.28,0:08:10.32,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.32,0:08:11.86,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You don't know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.86,0:08:14.49,Default,,0,0,0,,You just finished calmly \Nexplaining how you worked!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.49,0:08:17.29,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I am able to explain events as \Nthey are occurring.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.29,0:08:19.14,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,However, there is much \Nthat I do not know.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.54,0:08:23.09,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,My memory... Yes, in your \Nlanguage, you would say that
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.09,0:08:24.77,Default,,0,0,0,,there are gaps in my memory.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.34,0:08:27.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't you remember anything?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.21,0:08:29.11,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I do know that the man \Nwho constructed me
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.11,0:08:33.07,Default,,0,0,0,,had a beard, an eye patch, \Nand wore a white lab coat.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.07,0:08:36.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,He was stooped, wore sandals, had a \Ncane in one hand, and had a fondness for young boys in frilly dresses.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.24,0:08:38.08,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That could be only one \Nman — my father!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.81,0:08:39.77,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Father?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.77,0:08:42.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yeah, Isshin Matoi. He's my father.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.98,0:08:43.83,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'm Ryuko.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.52,0:08:46.25,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,My father made you?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.07,0:08:50.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,But if I have you, I might \Nbe able to beat them!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.28,0:08:53.34,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You're coming with me \Nfor a while, Gekkei-chi
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.36,0:08:54.88,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,"Gekkei-chi"?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.41,0:08:57.87,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,It's a hassle if I don't \Nhave anything to call you.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.87,0:08:59.87,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If it was drinking my \Nnearly feminine blood that woke you up,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.87,0:09:02.08,Default,,0,0,0,,your name is going to be \NGekkei-chi — "Menstrual Blood"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.58,0:09:03.48,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,Gekkei-chi GEKKEI-CHI "MENSTRUAL BLOOD"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.58,0:09:09.36,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Just you wait, Satsuki Kiryuin!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.84,0:09:12.52,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko! Wake up!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.52,0:09:14.14,Default,,0,0,0,,We have to hurry up and eat breakfast!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.14,0:09:17.32,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If I'm late for school \Nagain, I'll be expelled!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.32,0:09:19.32,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: Male felines have barbed penises!\N THE MORE YOU KNOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.89,0:09:26.77,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,There's a pretty big \Ngap between rich and poor.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.77,0:09:29.04,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Well, it's a city ruled by Führeri Satsuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.07,0:09:32.49,Copy of OS,NTP,0,0,0,,THREE-STAR\NTWO-STAR\N ONE-STAR\N NO-STAR
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.40,0:09:31.66,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Top-tier students get put into \Nthe exclusive residential area.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.66,0:09:33.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Lower-tier students \Nlike us get the ghetto
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.49,0:09:34.32,OS,NTP,0,0,0,,STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.78,0:09:36.32,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I see... Listen, I like you, but I feel ashamed of \N taking advantage of your family's hospitality
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.66,0:09:38.66,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,HONNOUJI ACADEMY
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.32,0:09:38.43,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yep! Pretty straightforward, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.45,0:09:40.79,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh, that? Hah!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.79,0:09:43.33,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Now, let me tell you why that's bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.39,0:09:47.46,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Mom said that! If you don't \Nhave a place to stay!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.46,0:09:49.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You can stay! With us!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.21,0:09:51.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She's already filed the paperwork!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.55,0:09:53.53,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,GODDAMN! How many balls can \N she take to the face?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.67,0:09:55.59,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Who hurt my girlfriend?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.59,0:09:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: inside is yellow ;)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.59,0:09:58.08,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ah, you're the transfer student who
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.08,0:09:59.95,Default,,0,0,0,,was rude to Führeri Satsuki, as I recall.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.39,0:10:01.87,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Stay out of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.87,0:10:04.92,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm Girls' Whackball Club \NCaptain Omiko Hakodate.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.47,0:10:06.15,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,GIRLS' WHACKBALL CLUB CAPTAIN\N OMIKO HAKODATE
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.31,0:10:06.70,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Club member Mako Mankanshoku
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.70,0:10:09.46,Default,,0,0,0,,has failed to fulfill \Nher club obligations.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.46,0:10:11.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She is being punished as a result.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.40,0:10:13.19,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What did Mako do wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.19,0:10:15.45,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She skipped yesterday's club practice.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.45,0:10:16.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Our rule is that anyone who fails
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.91,0:10:21.22,Default,,0,0,0,,to come to practice will suffer \N the wave of 110 Million green meme arrows
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.24,0:10:24.00,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,A newfag has no right to complain \Nabout internal club policies.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.00,0:10:27.75,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yesterday? Mako was about to be crucified \N and turned into fried loli on a stick yesterday!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.75,0:10:29.71,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Of course she didn't come \Nto your stupid practice!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.71,0:10:32.61,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The issue is that she did not show \Nher panties to the school yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.61,0:10:33.28,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.51,0:10:36.01,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Cut that out, damn it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.01,0:10:37.33,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Go on ahead, Mako!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.33,0:10:38.81,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be expelled if \Nyou're late, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.81,0:10:39.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.24,0:10:40.64,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: She is powered by dry toast: \N the breakfast of late schoolgirls everywhere!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.64,0:10:42.60,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Thanks a bunch! I'll \Nsee you later, 'kay?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.60,0:10:43.26,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yup!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.26,0:10:45.73,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,So, you're saying that \Nyou will take us on?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.73,0:10:48.04,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I owe her for a meal \Nand a one night stand.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.40,0:10:49.60,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,How amusing.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.60,0:10:51.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't get too cocky, kid.\NJust because you defeated
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.79,0:10:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,the Boxing Club's Fukuroda, it doesn't make you hot shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.44,0:10:57.13,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'm gonna make quick work of \Nthose Goku Uniforms of yours!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.32,0:10:58.42,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Let's do it, Gekkei-chi!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.41,0:11:05.65,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Hey! Hey, let's get to it, Gekkei-chi
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.04,0:11:07.58,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Hey, what's wrong with you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.58,0:11:09.31,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,Are you kidding me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.71,0:11:12.00,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She's talking to her clothes...\N I better check her power level...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.31,0:11:12.77,On Top,,0,0,0,,Wake up, damn it! Hey! \NWhat's your problem?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.27,0:11:13.94,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.34,0:11:15.71,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I paid 1 million ¥ for these...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.59,0:11:23.87,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What, a blue ball game?\N No challenge whatsoever...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.61,0:11:43.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Not another one...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.71,0:11:51.19,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You awake, Ryuko?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.96,0:11:56.25,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Wait, aren't you a teacher?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.25,0:11:57.55,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.55,0:12:00.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm your homeroom teacher, \NAikuro Mikisugi.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.51,0:12:02.03,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,AIKURO MIKISUGI
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.43,0:12:06.08,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh man, I'm hearing house music again...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.39,0:12:11.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Hang on, you didn't \N date rape me, did you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.44,0:12:15.36,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yes, I thought I would \Nteach you a few things...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.36,0:12:16.50,Default,,0,0,0,,about our bodies
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.11,0:12:21.03,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You perverted son of a bitch!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.49,0:12:27.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Wait, what?! My body won't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.16,0:12:28.26,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Calm yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.79,0:12:29.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What did you do?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.91,0:12:32.06,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Acupuncture needles dipped in Rohypnol.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.33,0:12:34.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You seem a little flustered \Nat the moment.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.98,0:12:37.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't worry, you won't feel a thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.45,0:12:40.65,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,No, don't! I hate sexual euphemisms
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.18,0:12:47.45,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Allow me to show you why your \NFlash Suit didn't activate earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.77,0:12:55.06,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,More! Feed me more!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.06,0:12:56.92,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Feed me more blood!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.06,0:12:56.92,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You awake, Gekkei-chi?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.69,0:12:58.53,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.53,0:13:01.44,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Dumbass, why didn't change \N when I needed you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.44,0:13:03.34,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh man, this music....
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.37,0:13:06.83,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You understand now, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.83,0:13:08.37,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Understand what?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.37,0:13:11.00,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This Flash Suit is awakened by your bodily essence
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.00,0:13:13.48,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What's this "Flash Suit" thing \Nyou keep talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.48,0:13:15.14,Default,,0,0,0,,You mean this cosplay uniform?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.33,0:13:16.10,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.96,0:13:22.99,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note:What, you don't like rock hard abs? \NWhat are you, gay or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.96,0:13:18.48,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,It's a uniform constructed \Nby your father,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.48,0:13:22.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Isshin Matoi, whose skill surpasses \Nthe creators of the Goku Uniforms.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.55,0:13:25.92,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Only someone who can master wearing
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.92,0:13:28.19,Default,,0,0,0,,such a sexy outfit can fight against Satsuki Kiryuin.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.72,0:13:30.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Who the hell are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.64,0:13:34.71,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I am your teacher Ryuko\N but I know what you're really are.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.19,0:13:36.23,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Come again?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.23,0:13:39.08,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The first order of business is \NWhackball Club Captain Omiko Hakodate.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.65,0:13:42.55,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If you can't master the \NFlash Suit and defeat her,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.55,0:13:45.05,Default,,0,0,0,,you don't stand a chance \Nagainst Satsuki Kiryuin.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:48.91,0:13:51.43,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Now that there's light in here \N let's see your body!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.79,0:13:54.64,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Use this Emo Power Glove from \NHot Topic from now on.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.83,0:13:57.80,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,It will make it easier for \Nyou to sacrifice your blood
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.62,0:13:59.44,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,EMO POWER GLOVE V2 \N(sold exclusively at Hot Topics around America)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.96,0:14:03.35,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Fine. I'll pound that whackball \Nclub president into the dirt,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.35,0:14:05.53,Default,,0,0,0,,and then you're gonna tell \Nme everything I want to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.00,0:14:13.30,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: The Geographer on our team has \Ndetermined this is the island of \NHokkaido in Japan.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.81,0:14:22.28,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Looking good, Hakodate.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.28,0:14:24.50,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Thank you. Since I'm wearing the
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.50,0:14:27.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Tennis-spec Goku Uniform I know \Nyou can't see my panties.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.94,0:14:31.93,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This will give me the confidence to subjugate \NHokkaido without fail.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.75,0:14:35.79,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What's that about?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.79,0:14:39.06,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,We have a club member that challenged our opinions, \Nso we are flooding her with implications.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.04,0:14:43.23,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Not so fast, people!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.51,0:14:44.88,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.38,0:14:46.97,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,The transfer student...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:47.80,0:14:50.14,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You've come for another ass-whooping?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.14,0:14:51.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yeah, right!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.55,0:14:53.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This time, I'm gonna kick all of \Ny'all's asses!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.91,0:14:55.23,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: It's down the street, not \Nacross the street, baka saseko!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.23,0:14:56.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Emo Power Glove Slice!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.31,0:15:05.46,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That looks both painful and \Nembarrassing, you masochistic exhibitionist!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.61,0:15:07.53,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Bite me! I'm not an exhibitionist!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.53,0:15:08.72,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Quit splitting hairs.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.72,0:15:11.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's begin! 110 Million >Implications
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.34,0:15:28.99,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Fault! You're disqualified, \Ntransfer student!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.13,0:15:30.01,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.01,0:15:32.80,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Consider the following: \NYou evaded Hakodate's belittling assault,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.80,0:15:35.45,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,But slicing balls in half is \Nagainst the rules by default.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.72,0:15:38.64,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,In other words, you're still \N#winning but both you and the viewer lost the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.06,0:15:42.54,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Think, dude! You're both standing \Non a whackball court!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.06,0:15:44.92,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Which means that you \Ncan't say you're #winning
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.92,0:15:46.48,Default,,0,0,0,,if you didn't win according \Nto the rules of whackball!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.82,0:15:48.71,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Hey! What is this? A game of calvinball?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.71,0:15:50.34,Default,,0,0,0,,What about yesterday?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.66,0:15:52.47,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That was yesterday!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.74,0:15:55.74,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This is bullshit! When \Nwe were boxing, we—
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.74,0:15:57.20,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,It doesn't matter, you're disqualified!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.20,0:15:58.68,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,No, she won!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.68,0:16:00.68,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: Always pay attention to your \Nknots when doing Kinbaku.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.92,0:16:04.56,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko won! She won!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.84,0:16:06.52,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.84,0:16:10.13,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko rescued me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:10.13,0:16:14.24,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She may have lost the game, \Nbut she won my affections instead
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.51,0:16:18.43,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Winning with sex \Nmeans winning at life!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:18.43,0:16:19.18,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Listen...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.18,0:16:21.79,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If you're going to be like \Nthat, you leave her no choice!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.19,0:16:23.42,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko will win.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.65,0:16:26.61,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Even in whackball! Even in whackball! \NEven in whackball, she'll win!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.94,0:16:31.48,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,So, you're saying that \Nyou want to whack my balls
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.48,0:16:35.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Whackball Club Captain Omiko \NHakodate, in a game of whackball?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.72,0:16:41.43,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Here! Do your best, Ryuko!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.43,0:16:44.43,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note:Girls are able to speak with their eyes
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.09,0:16:48.69,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Fine, fine
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.26,0:16:51.38,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Let's do fuckin' this!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.34,0:16:54.76,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Special rules!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.76,0:16:57.87,Default,,0,0,0,,The match is one game! \NDecide who whacks first!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.06,0:17:00.33,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'm watching, Ryuko!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.73,0:17:03.60,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She's a newfag. I'll let her decide.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:04.19,0:17:06.29,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'll take you up on that and \Ngo ahead and whack, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.15,0:17:08.96,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I won't hold back!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.50,0:17:10.96,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: Bueno...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:11.53,0:17:12.50,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Weak!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.28,0:17:17.93,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,She's fast!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.58,0:17:21.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko, your panties are amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.00,0:17:23.50,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: No white girl should have \Na booty THAT twerkable.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.50,0:17:28.50,Default,,0,0,0,,TL: Makin' niggas drop.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.75,0:17:30.30,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Q to Twelve!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.63,0:17:33.22,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Not bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.22,0:17:34.49,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'm just getting getting started
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.49,0:17:36.27,Default,,0,0,0,,You're only now beginning \Nto learn the power
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.27,0:17:38.39,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,of the Tennis-spec, \NAthleticism-augmenting
Dialogue: 0,0:17:38.39,0:17:43.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Two-Star Goku Uniform I \Nreceived from Führeri Satsuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.89,0:17:44.91,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Cool story, bro,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.69,0:17:50.34,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,but that won't work this time!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.90,0:17:53.51,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.37,0:18:00.55,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oogy to Boogy!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.12,0:18:03.89,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That happened because I knew that your \Njimmies would be rustled at my ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.87,0:18:08.14,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,It was only pretending to be retarded!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.14,0:18:10.14,Default,,0,0,0,,TL Note: Hey, how come the suspenders don't match up?!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.39,0:18:13.51,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko, you naughty girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.51,0:18:15.03,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Okay, I'll put my own \Nspecial touch on this one!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.01,0:18:23.66,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.77,0:18:31.94,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Fault!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.28,0:18:33.96,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Oh, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.20,0:18:46.85,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Double fault! <3-forty!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.50,0:18:52.75,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko, this is your last shot!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.75,0:18:54.31,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You see? You never go full retard!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.31,0:18:55.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Now, hurry up and whack!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:58.76,0:19:01.16,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko, use your scissor tool!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.76,0:19:05.49,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Only the Scissor Tool can \Nwithstand our strength!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.35,0:19:05.43,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,LESBIAN APPARATUS
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.49,0:19:06.48,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.48,0:19:07.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Mako! This isn't the time to cuddle!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.11,0:19:11.02,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Catch!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.65,0:19:15.63,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Right, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.49,0:19:19.07,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This'll work!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.74,0:19:21.34,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,R U FUKIN SERIOUS?!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.93,0:19:23.72,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Faul—
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.33,0:19:26.22,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Attention!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.12,0:19:29.90,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Continue to play, Hakodate.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:30.75,0:19:33.22,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Show her the power of your Two-Star.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.55,0:19:34.23,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Yes, mein führeri!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.80,0:19:35.65,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,As you wish!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.93,0:19:42.73,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Satsuki Kiryuin, you're \Nwatching from on high,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.73,0:19:45.19,Default,,0,0,0,,rubbing one off \N to your fellow students.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.97,0:19:47.12,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,How lewd.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.14,0:19:50.46,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You're going to show me
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.46,0:19:53.58,Default,,0,0,0,,just how much of that Flash Suit's \Npower you can tap into.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:54.55,0:19:55.50,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You bitch...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.82,0:19:57.88,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You know that this thing \Nis called a Flash Suit?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.49,0:20:02.09,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Not so fast. Your \Nopponent is over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.08,0:20:10.15,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I'I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:10.15,0:20:12.23,Default,,0,0,0,,You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.29,0:20:15.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Show me what you got, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.38,0:20:25.87,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I believe in myself \NI have the power
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.31,0:20:30.21,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You underestimated me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.96,0:20:59.67,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,SENI-SOSHITSU
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.09,0:20:59.26,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,QUALITY DEFEAT
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.30,0:21:04.07,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,You did it, Ryuko!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:04.89,0:21:09.18,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK \N It's over folks!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.14,0:21:13.82,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Don't get too full of yourself, bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.35,0:21:15.74,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Wait, Sanageyama.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.32,0:21:19.42,Default,,0,0,0,,It looks like to me that this "girl" won the match.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.07,0:21:22.20,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Führeri Satsuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.11,0:21:26.26,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,So, are you going to tell me?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.26,0:21:28.51,Default,,0,0,0,,Are you the Scissor Blade Woman?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.33,0:21:31.12,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:31.79,0:21:33.56,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,If you wish to know the answer,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:33.91,0:21:35.22,Default,,0,0,0,,ask the question with your skills!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.63,0:21:39.11,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Ryuko, if you're going to \Nfuck, cum within two minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:39.11,0:21:41.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Otherwise, you're going to pass out again \Nand the crowd will learn the harsh reality.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:41.15,0:21:43.49,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,That's because you drank too much blood!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.88,0:21:47.97,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,SECRET TOOL BAKUZAN
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.01,0:21:46.09,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Secret Tool Bakuzan.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.09,0:21:47.95,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,This tool will even penetrate a Flash Suit
Dialogue: 0,0:21:48.47,0:21:51.95,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Its motor is stronger \Nthan that scissor's.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.28,0:22:05.51,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,{\i1}The vibrations are incredible...\NHer touch is amazing...{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:22:11.24,0:22:12.35,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Mark my words!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.35,0:22:14.05,Default,,0,0,0,,Next time, I'll finish you off \Nthis once and for all!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.05,0:22:15.08,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Let's go, Mako!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:15.08,0:22:16.25,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,'Kay!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.38,0:22:23.77,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Forgive me, mein Führeri
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.77,0:22:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I underestimated the transfer student.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:26.05,0:22:28.30,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Hakodate is demoted to a No-Star.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.30,0:22:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,As for Hokkaido, set up an interleague \Nmatch with the FatPush club.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:32.18,0:22:33.78,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,As I expected, a Flash Suit \Nis most formidable.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:33.78,0:22:35.65,Default,,0,0,0,,To think it could turn away my tool...
Dialogue: 0,0:22:37.43,0:22:40.13,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,I shall cherish this day, Ryuko Matoi.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:11.97,0:24:13.30,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.32,0:24:15.03,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Satsuki Kiryuin...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:13.83,0:24:14.49,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,SATSUKI KIRYUIN
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.03,0:24:15.54,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,ANOTHER
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.03,0:24:17.10,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Another owner of a Flash Suit
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.79,0:24:16.08,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,FLASH SUIT
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.12,0:24:21.64,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Before that overwhelming power, \NRyuko and I are helpless.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.41,0:24:18.08,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,TOO FUCKIN' MUCH
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.08,0:24:19.83,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,RYUKO AND I
Dialogue: 0,0:24:20.12,0:24:20.79,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,CANNOT GET HELP
Dialogue: 0,0:24:21.64,0:24:22.94,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Can we win, Ryuko?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:22.19,0:24:22.71,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,RYUKO MATOI
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.29,0:24:23.79,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,EPISODE 3\NMAN JUNK
Dialogue: 0,0:24:23.29,0:24:25.98,Default,NTP,0,0,0,,Next time on KILL la KILL, "Man Junk!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:25.09,0:24:26.00,On Top,NTP,0,0,0,,EPISODE 3\NMAN JUNK