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Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.65,0:00:18.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yaichiro was captured by the Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.53,0:00:23.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinkaku said on the phone earlier that he \Nand Ginkaku are teaching Yasaburo a lesson…
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.33,0:00:26.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mom got caught too, but \NI don't know where she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.45,0:00:43.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We can just leave him be.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.10,0:00:45.52,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He can't do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.00,0:02:32.00,Title,,0000,0000,0000,,Episode 12: \NThe False Eizan Electric Railway
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.50,0:02:38.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.77,0:02:43.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa, whoa, Yashiro. \NWhat are you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.29,0:02:47.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Raijin is on a rampage. \NWhy aren't you with Mother?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.68,0:02:49.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.60,0:02:52.75,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone's been captured by the Ebisugawas!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.75,0:02:54.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What the heck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.35,0:02:57.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the only one we can count on!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.14,0:03:02.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, I'm a frog in a well.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.64,0:03:04.70,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you saying I can do about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.70,0:03:07.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an idea!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.11,0:03:10.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Turn this way and open your mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.83,0:03:12.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheesh,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.29,0:03:16.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think this is the time to \Ntake it easy drinking rainwater.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.09,0:03:17.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just open up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.10,0:03:49.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.85,0:03:52.07,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.61,0:03:56.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm back in the game!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.88,0:04:03.38,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Chikurintei Soba
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.22,0:04:08.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Your older brother was a good \Ntanuki. It's such a shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.97,0:04:10.37,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Bullshit!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.64,0:04:12.53,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not bullshit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.53,0:04:15.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Certainly I'll never forget the \Npain in my butt when he bit it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.93,0:04:19.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It almost got an extra crack!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.43,0:04:23.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's true that he was an earnest tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.46,0:04:25.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So save him!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.11,0:04:29.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No can do. We gotta obey \Nour father, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.76,0:04:31.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This tanuki business is rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.01,0:04:42.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on, Ginkaku? \NWhy are we shaking so much?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.26,0:04:43.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno, Big Brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.81,0:04:47.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It feels like I'm going \Nreally fast... somehow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.12,0:04:50.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so scared my butt is twitching!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.25,0:04:53.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down, Ginkaku! You're \Ngonna lose your transformation!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.02,0:04:55.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm scared, I can't hold it anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.11,0:04:57.69,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.22,0:05:03.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, noooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.73,0:05:17.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.93,0:05:19.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, uh, we're moving.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.42,0:05:28.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, we came to save you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.61,0:05:30.08,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yashiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.85,0:05:32.44,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What in the world...?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.44,0:05:36.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo! How's my driving?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.28,0:05:39.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.16,0:05:51.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You jerks did sure did a number on me before!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.17,0:05:54.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit it, you pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.67,0:05:57.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Don't{\i0} take off our underwear!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.16,0:05:59.74,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna regret this, for real!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.74,0:06:01.78,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.08,0:06:07.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well this is cozy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.33,0:06:10.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo! Don't be so rough!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.26,0:06:12.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the one who should be saying that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.87,0:06:17.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Fujin Raijin folding fan!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.23,0:06:19.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So you had it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.34,0:06:22.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We found it by Aoi Bridge. \NWe didn't steal it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.98,0:06:24.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Shush!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.01,0:06:29.24,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is Prof. Akadama's \Nfan, so I'm returning it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.06,0:06:39.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Make way! Make way! The Ei \NTrain is comin' through!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.05,0:06:49.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Aiiee, what should I do, Yasaburo?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.95,0:06:54.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The head of our family, our \Nbrother, is in a helluva pinch,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.79,0:06:58.46,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but somehow I'm having a bizarre \Namount of fun. I can't help it!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.46,0:07:00.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How ridiculous!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.35,0:07:02.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who cares? Don't stop, Big Brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.58,0:07:05.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is another manifestation \Nof our idiot blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.03,0:07:08.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is fun is good!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.16,0:07:20.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is fun is good!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.11,0:07:28.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What's up? Are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.96,0:07:32.54,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Those were Father's last words.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.71,0:07:36.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He said that to me that night.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.34,0:07:42.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I couldn't think of it all that \Ntime at the bottom of the well,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.88,0:07:45.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but finally, just now, I remembered.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.78,0:07:53.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is fun is good!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.10,0:08:01.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're gonna keep going this way?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.45,0:08:03.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What'd you say? I can't hear you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.68,0:08:06.51,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Pontocho! We're going to Pontocho!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.51,0:08:09.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder where Pontocho is...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.00,0:08:15.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you turn left on Sanjo?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.09,0:08:17.28,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Not a chance.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.44,0:08:31.82,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, that was kinda bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.82,0:08:36.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Wouldn't it be better to stop \Nthe train and run on foot?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.63,0:08:40.59,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry Yasaburo, doesn't seem \Nlike it's gonna happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.59,0:08:43.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there's no helping it. Let's \Ntake Shijo Street for a bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.89,0:09:14.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, we're running past \Nthe same place over and over.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.65,0:09:21.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is messed up. Let's slow down a bit!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.85,0:09:27.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo, you make some \Npretty delicate requests...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.25,0:09:29.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm working on it, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.90,0:09:33.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The idiot blood seething \Nwithin you won't be calmed?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.06,0:09:35.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Doesn't seem like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.27,0:09:50.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a False Teramachi Street!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.41,0:09:54.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.42,0:09:56.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My cell phone!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.30,0:09:58.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Whadaya think, Yasaburo?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.01,0:10:01.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's just one thing after \Nanother," for you, huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.38,0:10:04.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I called the Ebisugawa Elite Guard \Nand had them go ahead of us.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.97,0:10:06.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Had them go ahead of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.38,0:10:10.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,How many traps do you have to \Nplant before you guys are happy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.05,0:10:11.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sorry now?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.43,0:10:12.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Are ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.84,0:10:15.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're going straight into the Kamo River!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.31,0:10:17.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, we're screwed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.95,0:10:19.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm, screwed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.16,0:10:30.40,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My cell phone!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.21,0:10:38.66,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,At this rate we're gonna end \Nup diving right into the river!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.66,0:10:43.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Kamo River's cold in \Nwinter! Better limber up!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.01,0:10:45.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay, we tricked you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.25,0:10:47.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Back in the game, back in the game!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.62,0:10:51.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you guys are falling into \Nthe river, too, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.03,0:10:54.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You mean, we "share the same fate."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.34,0:10:57.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Enemies in the same boat, \Nenemies in the same boat!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.97,0:10:59.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yashiro, brace yourself!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.98,0:11:11.98,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(390,257)}Chitose-ya
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.98,0:11:11.98,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(412.727,423.2)}Minamiza
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.24,0:11:23.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We tricked'em! We tricked'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.38,0:11:25.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The ones who got tricked were you guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.66,0:11:37.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The Flying Eizan Electric \NRailway! And a fake, at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.15,0:11:50.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So we didn't have to take \Na cold dip after all.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.78,0:11:52.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Victory!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.21,0:11:59.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There they are!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.78,0:12:01.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.77,0:12:04.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We... we tricked you, Yasaburo!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.02,0:12:10.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother? What are you saying? We don't--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.54,0:12:16.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,W-Well, actually I thought \Nthis might happen and...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.55,0:12:19.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,there's actually a gigantic maneki-neko \Nin the Kamo River, which is really--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.94,0:12:21.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,W-W-Wait a sec!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.13,0:12:23.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us take a quick break, \Njust a little break!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.99,0:12:26.96,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't wait, because there's no time.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.96,0:12:29.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope you get carried all \Nthe way to Osaka Bay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.04,0:12:33.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't wanna get thrown in the water again!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.75,0:12:35.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's cold, we'll die! For serious!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.90,0:12:37.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.07,0:12:42.09,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,the Friday Fellows are having their \Nyear-end bash just over there!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.09,0:12:47.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you prefer the cold Kamo \NRiver, or the hot iron po--
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.12,0:12:57.99,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Flying through the sky sure is wacky.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.39,0:13:01.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Big Brother, over there \Nare the Friday Fellows!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.72,0:13:04.10,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Please pull up to the \Nback of that restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.10,0:13:07.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You make some difficult requests...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.35,0:13:10.56,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my first time, remember.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.11,0:13:15.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll try getting a little wind up \Nwith the Fujin Raijin folding fan.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.68,0:13:24.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Be careful.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.31,0:13:27.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Easy does it, easy does it.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.60,0:13:42.55,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Ow, my nose.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.05,0:14:02.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yashiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.35,0:14:07.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Run straight to Sensuiro and \Ndisrupt the elders' discussion!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.60,0:14:08.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.07,0:14:10.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Delay them as much as you can.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.72,0:14:14.80,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If it doesn't seem to be going \Nwell, fan the room a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.35,0:14:17.50,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Once you're done with that, give \Nthe fan back to Prof. Akadama.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.79,0:14:20.30,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He should be at Sensuiro, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.63,0:14:22.05,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What about you?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.05,0:14:24.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll follow after rescuing \Nour brother here. Get going!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.92,0:14:27.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If you stick around looking \Nlike that, you'll get eaten!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.33,0:14:32.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yasaburo?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.54,0:14:43.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit, dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.39,0:14:46.32,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You probably think I'm a fool,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.32,0:14:50.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,imitating humans, shouting about \Nelections and groundwork-laying...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.45,0:14:53.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,After all that, this is how I end up!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.03,0:14:57.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A tanuki this pathetic can't shoulder \Nthe future of tanuki society!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.93,0:15:00.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish I would have just been eaten!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.86,0:15:03.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,That's way overkill.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:03.72,0:15:06.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Trying to make Mother cry again?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:06.91,0:15:10.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what a failure of a tanuki I am.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.12,0:15:14.64,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a manifestation of our idiot blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.45,0:15:18.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,And imitating humans, nothing \Nwrong with that, is there?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.98,0:15:21.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You're following in \NFather's footsteps, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:21.77,0:15:23.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.61,0:15:25.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Crush Ebisugawa!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:25.96,0:15:28.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We gotta take revenge for Father!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.18,0:15:29.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.48,0:15:33.43,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,The one who handed him over to \Nthe Friday Fellows was Soun.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.19,0:15:37.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me, Big Brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.22,0:15:38.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yajiro?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.85,0:15:40.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hurry up, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.81,0:15:44.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent Yashiro ahead to Sensuiro, \Nso we can still make it on time.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.85,0:15:46.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother will be happy this way, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.77,0:15:48.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right, Mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.63,0:15:51.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you save her? Did you?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.89,0:15:54.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, not yet. I don't know where she is.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.86,0:15:57.89,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,She's at the Electric Brandy \Nshop at Kamiya Bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.89,0:15:59.45,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We gotta rescue her--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.45,0:16:02.23,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Calm down! I'll go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.95,0:16:08.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's there?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.16,0:16:17.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Run! Leave Mother to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.21,0:16:32.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my, that's quite a predicament.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.06,0:16:34.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who might you be?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.76,0:16:38.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard a big noise and was like, \N"Huh, I wonder what that was."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.92,0:16:41.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Just passing by, then?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.04,0:16:52.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You know him?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:52.91,0:16:55.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Jurojin.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:55.60,0:16:58.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a really fun guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.02,0:17:02.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that so? Fun is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.52,0:17:06.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoo boy, I wonder what happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.83,0:17:10.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Must have been an earthquake. \NOr maybe a tornado?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.09,0:17:14.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My tanuki ran away!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.88,0:17:17.95,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey you, what the heck happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.95,0:17:21.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Some terrifyingly large object came crashing \Nin from the direction of the Kamo River--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.83,0:17:24.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I dunno what's going on anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.18,0:17:28.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, the room is a mess, the tanuki's gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.15,0:17:31.15,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, calm down, Hotei.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.15,0:17:36.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But I worked so hard to \Nfinally get that tanuki!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.36,0:17:42.36,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's no use going off about \Nall that at some passerby.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.30,0:17:48.16,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes in this city things happen
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.16,0:17:50.94,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,that we can't explain.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.94,0:17:54.76,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no need to get upset and \Nshorten your lifespan over each one.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.00,0:17:57.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.63,0:18:03.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,When I stopped by the Electric Brandy \Nshop at Kamiya Bridge earlier
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.20,0:18:05.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw a tanuki.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.87,0:18:09.11,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently my acquaintance was keeping it,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.11,0:18:12.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but I already asked him about what \Nwe could do in a case like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.62,0:18:16.34,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just boil that one in \Nour hot pot this evening.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.00,0:18:24.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Good grief, we're off to a bad \Nstart. We'll have to go elsewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.16,0:18:26.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder where would be good.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:26.72,0:18:30.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh? Do we finally get to see \Nthat private train of yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.27,0:18:34.91,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Unfortunately, it's in the shop.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.91,0:18:37.03,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure if you can \Ncall it a replacement,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.03,0:18:41.13,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but there's this restaurant with a \Npretty nice atmosphere, Sensuiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.13,0:18:45.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought something like this might happen, \Nso I made a reservation just in case.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.93,0:18:47.68,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,H-H-Hold on!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.68,0:18:50.88,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Would it be all right if I accompanied you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.88,0:18:52.61,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm? You?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.61,0:18:56.60,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've always wanted to try eating tanuki,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.60,0:19:00.48,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and before we eat I'd really like \Nto meet it living and breathing!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.48,0:19:04.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never seen a real live tanuki before!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.85,0:19:11.39,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have an issue with it, so...?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.39,0:19:14.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If Benten is okay with it, \Nthen it's okay with me.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:15.34,0:19:19.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry, but since you're young, I'd \Nlike to ask some grunt work of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.83,0:19:23.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,There is some Electric Brandy in the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.33,0:19:26.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Take it to Sensuiro.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:26.93,0:19:28.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Understood!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.44,0:19:38.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Yaichiro lost his nerve and ran away.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.01,0:19:41.77,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We can just forget about that coward.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.41,0:19:46.98,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there's nothing we \Ncan do if he's not here.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.52,0:20:03.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What a racket!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.22,0:20:09.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you think you're doing, \Nignoring me and screwing around?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.49,0:20:13.22,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,P-Please accept our humble apologies.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.22,0:20:16.86,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that a whirlwind \Nsuddenly whipped through...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.86,0:20:19.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Could it be that you caused--
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.85,0:20:22.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.04,0:20:25.20,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Who do you think I am?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.53,0:20:30.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}I came all the way here in the first place
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.53,0:20:29.04,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice job.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.87,0:20:34.25,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a6}because you hairballs asked me to!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.11,0:20:33.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess I'll head in.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.25,0:20:38.29,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Give the folding fan back to \Nthe professor and lie low. {TB: The most direct translatin is "withdraw" like "stay out of the way" but it's not entirely clear where he's telling him to go. Went with "lie low" cuz no matter where we see him next it won't be weird.}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.26,0:20:51.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,My humblest apologies \Nfor keeping you waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:51.92,0:20:55.01,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,However, please allow me to explain \Nthe extenuating circumstances.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.01,0:20:59.27,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,I was held captive by the Friday \NFellows until just a bit ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.00,0:21:07.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Why was I able to be taken by \Nthe Friday Fellows unaware?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.21,0:21:12.00,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It was all the plot of Ebisugawa \NSoun, sitting over there.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.00,0:21:14.71,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,In order to take the position \Nof Nise-emon by force,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:14.71,0:21:18.83,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Soun captured all the members of \Nthe Shimogamo family, including myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.83,0:21:22.90,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He packed me into a cage and handed \Nme over to the Friday Fellows.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.90,0:21:26.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not at all how a tanuki should act.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.62,0:21:28.65,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that true?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.65,0:21:30.35,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.60,0:21:35.41,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,A tanuki who boils tanuki in a hot pot? \NWe're not talking about tengu or humans here.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.41,0:21:38.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Such a cruel tanuki does \Nnot exist in this world.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:38.97,0:21:42.02,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,He's just trying to cause trouble for me
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.02,0:21:44.97,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,as he makes excuses for arriving \Nlate to this sacred meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.97,0:21:47.31,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an absolutely underhanded \Nway to go about things.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.31,0:21:50.21,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It's baseless slander.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.21,0:21:51.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It is not a lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.62,0:21:53.81,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's your proof?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.80,0:21:57.33,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the truth!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.33,0:22:01.38,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Augh, what a mess this has been.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:02.34,0:22:06.18,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, well, if it isn't Shimogamo Yajiro!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.18,0:22:08.84,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Haven't seen you in quite some time!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:08.84,0:22:13.26,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't consult him! He's a member \Nof the Shimogamo family, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.26,0:22:17.49,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,They worked out their story \Nin a scheme to take me down!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.49,0:22:19.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't make sense in the first place!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:19.70,0:22:22.92,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You say I handed you over \Nto the Friday Fellows,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.92,0:22:25.67,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but then why are you here?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:25.67,0:22:27.87,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't seem to have \Nbeen boiled in a hot pot!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:28.50,0:22:30.62,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It appears some people have \Nentered the room next door.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.55,0:22:48.63,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tanuki are peace-loving creatures.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:50.06,0:22:53.14,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,But what is peace in tanuki society?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:54.05,0:22:57.57,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's lying on the bank of the Kamo River
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.57,0:23:01.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,and absentmindedly gazing at \Na blue sky, it's attainable.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:02.56,0:23:05.12,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,It should be easily within our reach.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.43,0:23:08.17,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,So,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:08.50,0:23:12.58,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,what is this messed up situation we're in?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.25,0:23:18.42,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,You might call it a manifestation \Nof our idiot blood,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.16,0:23:22.72,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,but as tanuki, is this really what we want?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.16,0:23:26.80,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,Sensuiro
Dialogue: 0,0:23:30.65,0:23:33.85,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Tanuki, humans, and tengu!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:34.06,0:23:36.79,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,Will there be a happy ending?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:36.79,0:23:39.93,Main Dialog,,0000,0000,0000,,What is fun is good!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.52,0:23:39.97,Signs,,0000,0000,0000,,{\a7}The Eccentric Family