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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.31,0:00:07.65,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be2\shad0\bord2\frz1.5\fs34\t(\fs32)\move(322,35,322,54,24,7323)\c&&HC9D4D7&}Warning
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.85,0:00:03.43,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Viewers Sitting in Front of the Television,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.43,0:00:05.61,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,the guys that appear in this anime\Nare delinquents.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.61,0:00:08.32,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,So, please do not, under any circumstances,\Nimitate what you see in this anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.90,0:00:10.32,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\fnAveria Sans\b1\i0\bord0\blur0.3\fad(450,0)\c&HDADADA&\fs33\pos(320,49)}Do not imitate{\i1\fs40}!{\i0\fs33} Or this will happen{\i1\fs40}!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.16,0:00:24.12,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Boku ga naite iru no wa totemo kuyashii kara desu
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.16,0:00:24.12,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,The reason I am crying is\Nbecause I am very frustrated
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.12,0:00:29.59,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Hito no toutosa yasashisa fuminijiraresou de
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.12,0:00:29.59,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel as though the nobility and\Nkindness of man is being trampled
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.59,0:00:34.84,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Chikara o shimesu mono tachi shinayakasa o ushinatte
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.59,0:00:34.84,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Those who show their strength lose their grace
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.84,0:00:40.39,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Uso-mamire doro-mamire jirettai fuukei desho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.84,0:00:40.39,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Covered in dirt and lies, isn't it a vexing sight?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.39,0:00:45.69,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Yori tsuyoku shitataka ni tafu na ikikata o shimashou
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.39,0:00:45.69,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's live more strongly, fiercely, and tougher
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.69,0:00:47.96,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Massugu arukimasho
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.69,0:00:47.96,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's walk straight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.96,0:00:52.33,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Kaze wa mukai kaze
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.96,0:00:52.33,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,The wind is against us
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.83,0:00:59.18,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Doke doke doke ushirometai yatsu wa doke
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.83,0:00:59.18,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Move, move, move, those with\Na guilty conscience, move aside
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.18,0:01:03.80,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Uzoumuzou no machi ni akari o tomose
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.18,0:01:03.80,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Light up the town of riffraff
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.29,0:01:09.24,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Doke soko doke shinjitsu no otouri da
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.29,0:01:09.24,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,Move, make way, truth is coming through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.67,0:01:12.17,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Seigi no jidai ga kuru sa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.67,0:01:12.17,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,The era of justice will come
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.17,0:01:14.88,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Kibou no uta mo aru sa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.17,0:01:14.88,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,There are songs of hope too
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.88,0:01:20.72,OP Romaji,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Boku no inochi kono yo ni sasagete-shimatte ii sa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.88,0:01:20.72,OP,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fad(0,500)}I would happily sacrifice my life for this world
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.85,0:01:42.08,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(313,391)}Yutaka Takenouchi (16)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.52,0:01:37.23,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,477)}My name is Yutaka Takenouchi.\NI'm 16 years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.23,0:01:41.80,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,477)}I'm currently commanding the Year 1 guys\Nat Cromartie High School as their boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:44.99,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Yutaka Takenouchi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:48.50,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it my turn to show up yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.29,0:01:49.27,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fnVAG Rounded BT\frz356\fs22\b0\shad0\be0\bord0.1\blur0.2\c&H74544C&\pos(311,147)\3c&H74544C&\frx16\fry18}Restroom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.27,0:01:52.50,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(280,60)\fs60\b0\fnMTF Playtime\shad0\bord0.1\be1\c&H303031&\3c&H303031&}September
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.87,0:01:52.50,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Year 1 students' monthly meeting\N at Destrade Technical High School.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:59.34,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an7\fad(0,300)\fs24\fnJust The Way You Are\shad0\bord0.2\blur0.6\b0\c&H4C513E&\frz3\3c&H5F6F63&\t(\fs30)\move(280,96,277,84,0,6035)}Defeat\N{\frz4}Cromartie{\frz5} High{\frz6} School
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.98,0:01:58.51,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,The agenda is, "How can we crush\NCromartie High School?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.60,0:02:00.52,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Noboru Yamaguchi.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.47,0:02:07.64,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be2\pos(316,392)}Noboru Yamaguchi (16)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.18,0:02:03.15,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Due to his invincible strength,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.15,0:02:07.64,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,478)}he is called the "Silent Unsinkable Battleship"\Nand leads the Year 1 students at Destrade High.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.96,0:02:12.29,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,At the same time, the motorcycle gang\Nnamed "Earth, Wind, Fire, and Water"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.29,0:02:14.48,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,is also under this man's command.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.26,0:02:18.23,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,However, not only is he strong in fighting,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.23,0:02:20.78,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,he is also a man who, in fact,\Nis particular about comedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.57,0:02:24.57,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,However, no one knows about this fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.57,0:02:31.75,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,In other words, in fighting, if you\Ngain control of the head, you win.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.75,0:02:36.41,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Then that means all we need to do is put\Nthe squeeze on Cromartie's Takenouchi?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.99,0:02:41.89,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right. That's exactly what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.89,0:02:44.49,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, who's Takenouchi?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.49,0:02:47.96,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Idiot! Takenouchi is the head of Cro-High!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.96,0:02:49.90,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,At least remember his name!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.47,0:02:53.11,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,"By the way, who's Takenouchi?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.97,0:02:57.48,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Sakamoto, you just told a funny joke!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.71,0:03:02.57,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,But sadly, he hasn't noticed\Nhis sense of humor himself.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.21,0:03:05.98,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, he's what they call a "space case."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.05,0:03:13.12,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,477)}But if you learn to do it on purpose,\Nyou could be considered successful.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.46,0:03:14.85,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\bord0.2\blur0.1\fad(600,0)\fnGilles' Comic Font\pos(324,370)\fs36\shad0\bord0\c&HECEAEE&}In comedy, that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.09,0:03:17.96,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,The point is that since they're acting cocky,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.96,0:03:21.93,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,they won't know who's boss\N until we put a good squeeze on them once.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.93,0:03:25.70,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,After all, whether it's fighting or a woman's\Ncrotch, it's best to put a good squeeze on.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.94,0:03:29.57,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Ishikawa.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.57,0:03:31.54,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make us laugh at a time like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.54,0:03:32.70,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Ishikawa...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.48,0:03:34.27,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.64,0:03:37.80,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Ishikawa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.38,0:03:41.99,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Ishikawa, are you all right? Snap out of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.82,0:03:45.79,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell stupid jokes!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.79,0:03:47.42,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what you get!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.42,0:03:50.50,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yamaguchi hates comedy and jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.69,0:03:54.53,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Wrong! There's no one\N who loves comedy more than I do!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.13,0:03:57.03,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did I hit Ishikawa?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.03,0:04:00.60,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It's because he chose to tell\Nsex jokes without thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.60,0:04:04.54,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the typical pattern that someone\Nwith no sense of humor quickly falls into.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.54,0:04:07.67,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,And for laughing, the rest of you are also guilty!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.44,0:04:09.94,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,The most dangerous thing is
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.94,0:04:12.88,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,that this kind of guy sometimes debuts\Nprofessionally when he isn't good enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.15,0:04:16.22,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,In a way, it leads to comedians\Nlowering their standards.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.22,0:04:19.78,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,If, by some mistake,\N he appears on a TV show,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.02,0:04:22.49,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll change the channel without hesitation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.49,0:04:24.83,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's discuss things seriously now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.83,0:04:28.93,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. First question is how to get into\NCromartie High School.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.93,0:04:33.00,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,You say get in, but it wouldn't be that easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.00,0:04:36.00,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys at Cromartie are really crazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:38.71,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,When push comes to shove, they do\Ndirty stuff without thinking twice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.71,0:04:42.88,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,That Takenouchi guy in particular\Ncan't be stopped once he snaps.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.88,0:04:46.35,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,How can we get into Cromartie easily?\NThat's the question.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.35,0:04:47.59,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Geez, idiots!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.59,0:04:51.02,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't there at least one person\Nwho tries to make us laugh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.02,0:04:53.35,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Read the mood in this room.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.35,0:04:57.13,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It's stupid how you keep saying "Cromartie,\NCromartie," as if that's the only word you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.13,0:05:00.52,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,"Are you all villagers of\NCromartie Village?", I'd say.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.96,0:05:02.07,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.03,0:05:05.19,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,This joke is funny!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.70,0:05:09.17,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yamaguchi is thinking deeply about something.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.17,0:05:11.70,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if Cromartie is\N too big to deal with, as we feared?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.47,0:05:16.38,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to tell this joke to everyone so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.38,0:05:19.95,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I did that, I'd plunge\Nfrom my current position.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.95,0:05:21.84,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides, I'm considered\N to be a reserved person.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.22,0:05:25.62,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,But this joke can only be used now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.62,0:05:28.18,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It would be too late after we attack Cro-High.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.86,0:05:31.93,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I've decided!\NI'll quit being the boss as of today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.56,0:05:36.16,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,The only reason I've been acting as the boss\Nwas because l was good at fighting,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.16,0:05:39.00,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,but that was a big mistake to begin with.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:41.47,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't make people laugh,\Neven with this hairstyle.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.47,0:05:49.58,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What l really want to do is tell lots of\N funny jokes and make everyone bust out laughing!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.58,0:05:52.84,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,All right then, I'll announce\Nthis joke to everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.25,0:05:56.91,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing I can do after that is pray\Nthat the God of Comedy blesses me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.15,0:05:59.05,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.05,0:06:01.32,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,How long are you going to keep talking\Nabout meaningless stuff?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.96,0:06:05.39,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been listening to what you're saying,\Nand the meeting hasn't progressed at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.39,0:06:08.86,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It's stupid how you keep saying "Cromartie,\NCromartie" as if that's the only word you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.86,0:06:12.33,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,"Are you all villagers of Cromartie Village?"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.33,0:06:13.46,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.37,0:06:20.60,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,You see?! Yamaguchi really hates comedy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.60,0:06:23.36,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\fnJust The Way You Are\pos(181,152)\frz13.5\frx20\fs38\fry325\c&HB4B2BE&\3c&H343855&\bord4\be4}Open
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.27,0:06:23.37,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\bord1.5\blur0.5\fs50\frz363\fnVerdana\fad(450,0)\c&H4394ED&\pos(173,325)}Radio Gaga
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.60,0:06:23.36,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\fnDupree\fs24\pos(400,279)\frz348.5\frx13\fry30\bord0\c&H443128&\blur0.5}Southern
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.60,0:06:23.36,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\fnDupree\fs24\pos(407,310)\frz349\frx13\fry30\bord0\c&H443128&\blur0.5}Wind
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.88,0:06:26.99,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard that guys\N from Cromartie come here often.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.99,0:06:29.72,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's catch them quickly\N and put the squeeze on them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.72,0:06:30.99,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, hold on a second.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.99,0:06:34.32,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It'd be dangerous, since\N this place is in their territory.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.32,0:06:35.49,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Destrade High School has at last turned\Ntheir blade against Cromartie High School!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.32,0:06:35.49,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's hear Yamaguchi's, our leader's, idea first.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.49,0:06:36.89,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}This is the very moment in which\Ntheir battle will begin.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.89,0:06:42.00,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\be2\pos(316,392)}Noboru Yamaguchi (16)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.59,0:06:42.00,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,478)}And Noboru Yamaguchi, leader\Nof Des-High Year 1, was thinking...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.70,0:06:46.43,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,about how to change this\Nheavy mood to comedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.43,0:06:51.59,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\blur0.5\bord1.2\pos(312,395)\shad2}Yamaguchi's coffee
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.77,0:06:49.54,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I really don't have time for this stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.54,0:06:51.61,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to go home soon and work on the postcards.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.14,0:06:55.51,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,His secret hobby is\N sending jokes in to radio shows.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.04,0:06:58.98,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,At any rate, I'm a "postcard artisan"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.98,0:07:01.75,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,who currently contributes\N to seven late-night radio shows.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.75,0:07:05.45,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,There are many listeners\N who look forward to my jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.45,0:07:10.36,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It's no exaggeration to say that those shows\Ndon't start unless l write those postcards.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.09,0:07:13.96,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, they even used five of my postcards.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.96,0:07:17.24,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Since it was five out of seven cards,\Nmy batting average is so-so.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.24,0:07:21.58,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way, my pen name is\N "Ajishio Taro," and I like it myself too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.17,0:07:26.84,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,But there is only one thing\N that this "Ajishio Taro" doesn't like.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.84,0:07:28.84,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, it really pisses me off!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.41,0:07:33.47,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,To hell with Cro-High!\NWe'll beat up Takenouchi good.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.32,0:07:36.65,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna bust some heads soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.15,0:07:40.46,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yamaguchi's getting furious!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.46,0:07:42.36,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting fired up too!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.09,0:07:46.89,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,That there is another\N postcard artisan who surpasses even me...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.89,0:07:49.53,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,His name is "Honey Boy."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.53,0:07:53.09,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,The next one is by pen name Mr. "Honey Boy."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.50,0:07:57.21,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,His postcards always get read\Nat the most critical times.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.21,0:08:01.80,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey Boy, the only postcard artisan\Nwhose sense of humor I acknowledge.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.88,0:08:07.54,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyways, unless I exceed him,\NI can't sleep peacefully.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.95,0:08:10.55,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yamaguchi is troubled by something.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.55,0:08:13.55,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,He must be worried, since we're\Ngoing up against Cro-High.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.55,0:08:17.53,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,While I'm sitting here doing nothing,\N"Honey Boy" must be cranking out new jokes.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.53,0:08:20.72,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, my hobby is sending\N jokes in to late-night radio shows.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.70,0:08:23.46,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,You're pretty dull.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.46,0:08:24.67,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,You think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.67,0:08:27.46,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you possibly using\Na pen name or something?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.27,0:08:29.34,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It can't be!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.34,0:08:32.44,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah. I thought of it\N by accident in the kitchen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.44,0:08:34.24,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,It's "Honey Boy."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.68,0:08:43.32,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Then what kind of jokes are you writing?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.32,0:08:46.98,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, in fact, I thought of\Na pretty good joke this week.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.99,0:08:51.13,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,He's "Honey Boy"!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.13,0:08:54.86,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,And he's also gonna announce\Na pretty good joke?!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.86,0:08:56.33,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What's the matter, Yamaguchi?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.33,0:08:58.39,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,He's really concerned about\Nthe guys behind him.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.84,0:09:03.37,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Those two... They're wearing\NCro-High's uniform...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.37,0:09:04.21,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.21,0:09:07.30,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't get excited. Sit down.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.08,0:09:09.88,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, let me see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.88,0:09:11.67,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,No way, it's embarrassing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.38,0:09:16.18,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't tell me Yamaguchi is scared of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.18,0:09:18.28,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Who the hell are those two?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.95,0:09:21.42,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,You screwed up, Honey Boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.42,0:09:24.06,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't even know Ajishio Taro is right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.06,0:09:25.99,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Quit acting so arrogant, tell it to me now!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.06,0:09:26.00,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,445)\c&HB7D2DC&}This is a once in a lifetime chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.00,0:09:26.89,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\pos(316,418)\c&HB7D2DC&}This is a once in a lifetime chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.99,0:09:29.80,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,If others hear it, I'll get embarrassed,\Nso I'll tell you in a whisper, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.60,0:09:39.44,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Yamaguchi is sliding down little by little, I think.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.24,0:09:43.31,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is he doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.31,0:09:44.98,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't understand him at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.21,0:09:46.81,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's the joke.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.45,0:09:50.01,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I see! That kind of joke!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.55,0:09:52.75,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, let's head back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.96,0:09:55.66,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though we haven't fought yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.66,0:09:57.95,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,More like, what did we come here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.73,0:10:04.47,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey Boy, you meet your end today.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.47,0:10:08.21,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent your joke in by express mail.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.21,0:10:11.01,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Hear it and be dumbfounded.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.01,0:10:14.44,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Next is our popular corner; "Puns by Postcard!"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.44,0:10:17.08,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Today's theme is "something\Nthat happened at school."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.08,0:10:19.78,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll start with our regular, Mr. "Ajishio Taro."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.78,0:10:24.01,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,He sent another one in.\NMake us laugh again tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.59,0:10:27.85,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,But there's just one thing that I'm worried about.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.39,0:10:29.92,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here goes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.92,0:10:34.09,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,"I ate pork cutlet yesterday with a 'cut'\Nof the money that I extorted."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.33,0:10:39.82,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,What a dud.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.33,0:10:42.17,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew it!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.40,0:10:44.06,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,And he even delivered it by express mail?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.34,0:11:45.35,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\alpha130\fs24\fnNeon\bord0\c&H4E1728&\blur0.5\pos(306,141)}Next\N\N\N\NEpisode
Dialogue: 1,0:11:45.35,0:11:50.35,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\fs26\blur0.5\fnArial Black\bord3\c&H000000&\3c&HFBFAFC&\pos(180,50)}Sakigake!!\NCromartie High School
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.35,0:11:50.35,Typeset,,0000,0000,0000,,{\shad0\fs26\blur0.6\fnArial Black\bord3.2\c&H000000&\3c&H3F3F3F&\pos(180,50)}Sakigake!!\NCromartie High School
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.35,0:11:50.35,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\fnArial Black\fs36\bord2.2\blur0.5\pos(477,465)}Wait for the\N\N\N next episode
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.72,0:11:37.53,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Mother,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.53,0:11:41.93,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to ask Maeda about "Sakigake!!\NCromartie High School's" next episode,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.93,0:11:43.80,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,but it seems that he's not around today.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.73,0:11:46.90,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1\pos(40,470)}Is it my turn?!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.90,0:11:48.80,Dialogue etc,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an1\pos(40,470)}Please calm down, Takenouchi.